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I have come to you --(zomg lol!)-- to help you repent your sins. It's time to confess, and be one with thy holy jolty spirit, that is [violet].

Now confess your sins to me. I shall tell you the steps to forgivness.

Yes, I am very bored.

I had a dream where I kissed my best friend on the cheek. I feel like such a whore.... :(

O help me, Father Ruffy!

I had a dream where I kissed my best friend on the cheek. I feel like such a whore.... :(

O help me, Father Ruffy!

i dont think thats a sin.... unless you both of the same sex

I had a dream where I kissed my best friend on the cheek. I feel like such a whore.... :(

O help me, Father Ruffy!

What you must do, my daughter, is to tell yourself that sexuality is sinful and wrong. It is the thing the muslims use to recruit islamo-fascists.

Before you go to bed tonight, you must say 7 Holy WYTYGs, 3 Prayers of Kat, and donate $1,500 to the church of my wallet.

EDIT: If you don't, you will burn in Hell.

i dont think thats a sin.... unless you both of the same sex

Lust is a sin. *nods*

Lust is a sin. *nods*

What else is a sin Oh Father?

I watched an inappropriate movie last night........I am still traumatized.

also, tonight I had the chance to probably steal some money, but I didn't....so that's like an anti-sin.

I had a dream where I kissed my best friend on the cheek. I feel like such a whore.... :(

Pfft, that's nothing :p

I made my pants moist today and I feel guilty (I am not lying, I'm totally serious).

an inappropriate movie

Go on...

What you must do, my daughter, is to tell yourself that sexuality is sinful and wrong. It is the thing the muslims use to recruit islamo-fascists.

Before you go to bed tonight, you must say 7 Holy WYTYGs, 3 Prayers of Kat, and donate $1,500 to the church of my wallet.

EDIT: If you don't, you will burn in Hell.

I have no problems with the prayers. However, I don't have $1500. All I have is $60. :(

*still feels whorish*

Ohhh! Can I be the Alterboy?

i watched Oprah.....it was horrible...i was forced to..

WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

What else is a sin Oh Father?
Questioning Me. *smites*
I watched an inappropriate movie last night........I am still traumatized.
What was the nature of this movie?
also, tonight I had the chance to probably steal some money, but I didn't....so that's like an anti-sin.
But you had the sinful thoughts of doing the act. Thinking is just as bad as commiting.

30 Hail Glitzies, and your fist born.
Pfft, that's nothing :p
YOU DARE QUESTION ME?
I made my pants moist today and I feel guilty (I am not lying, I'm totally serious).
You must burn the pants, they are sinfully tainted.

And give me a donation.

Go on...
Please do! ..er.. *coughs*
I have no problems with the prayers. However, I don't have $1500. All I have is $60. :(

*still feels whorish*
*grabs the money*

You have been saved!
Ohhh! Can I be the Alterboy?
Ohhh yes!

*licks lips*
i watched Oprah.....it was horrible...i was forced to..

WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
:eek:

You must become a monk.

Did I also mention that I called Paris Hilton a stupid, useless, spoiled vapid whore in another thread?

Where's the mother?

YOU DARE QUESTION ME?

Sure, it might be fun

Did I also mention that I called Paris Hilton a stupid, useless, spoiled vapid whore in another thread?

That's not a sin, that's just the truth.

no way you going to save me from the dream i had last night

I had a dream where I sold sexual favors to my best friend. I feel like such a Darknovae.... :(

Did I also mention that I called Paris Hilton a stupid, useless, spoiled vapid whore in another thread?

i call her that and more

I had a dream where I sold sexual favors to my best friend. I feel like such a Darknovae.... :(

muah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haha!!!!!! Join me, o sinful one! I am teh ebil Pancake whore!:fluffle:

monks dont watch Oprah, We watch Dr Suess

That's not a sin, that's just the truth.

True...

Did I also mention that I called Paris Hilton a stupid, useless, spoiled vapid whore in another thread?
Go get your parent's creditcard, this is going to cost you.
Where's the mother?
Pay me and I'll tell you.
Sure, it might be fun
Well.. *gets out the vibrating bible*

Here, play with this childrens toy and learn something holy.
That's not a sin, that's just the truth.
PARIS HILTON IS THE NEW MOTHER TERESA.
no way you going to save me from the dream i had last night
How much cash ya got?
I had a dream where I sold sexual favors to my best friend. I feel like such a Darknovae.... :(
Tell me your postcount, and you will be saved.

i call her that and more
You make baby Max Barry cry.
monks dont watch Oprah, We watch Dr Suess
Oh, you're going to hell.

There's no saving you.
True...
WRONG. :mad:

Go get your parent's creditcard, this is going to cost you.

Pay me and I'll tell you.

Well.. *gets out the vibrating bible*

Here, play with this childrens toy and learn something holy.

PARIS HILTON IS THE NEW MOTHER TERESA.

How much cash ya got?

Tell me your postcount, and you will be saved.

oh no your not taking my cash, i go to hell and take on Satan himself

You make baby Max Barry cry.

Oh, you're going to hell.

There's no saving you.

WRONG. :mad:

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, MTAE was possessing me. :( I'll say 4 LGs and a Smunkee before I go to bed tonight.

And maybe a JesusSaves or two since I'm now out of money. :(

I stole $26 from my sister this morning. :(

What was the nature of this movie?
Borat. :(

But you had the sinful thoughts of doing the act. Thinking is just as bad as commiting.

30 Hail Glitzies, and your fist born.

not the smart one!!!!!!!

*runs*

Oh, you're going to hell.

Is ther anyway to save me father!!

Well.. *gets out the vibrating bible*

Here, play with this childrens toy and learn something holy.

Vibrating, you say?

Well, lessee here. To quote the simpsons:

I masturbated a billion times and am probably going to masturbate a billion more and I'm never going to stop.

oh no your not taking my cash, i go to hell and take on Satan himself
ORLY? I think not. You shall spend your afterlife trapped in a WalMart.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, MTAE was possessing me. :( I'll say 4 LGs and a Smunkee before I go to bed tonight.

And maybe a JesusSaves or two since I'm now out of money. :(
Fine by me. But I still want money. :(
I stole $26 from my sister this morning. :(

What? Why only $26?

PARIS HILTON IS THE NEW MOTHER TERESA.
But, since A=A, wouldn't that make Mother Theresa the old Paris Hilton?
Tell me your postcount, and you will be saved.
6,029, or, at least, it will be until I post this message, at which point it shall become 6,030.

Oh, you're going to hell.

There's no saving you.



JESUS!

That was all the money on the table. :(

ORLY? I think not. You shall spend your afterlife trapped in a WalMart.

Fine by me. But I still want money. :(


What? Why only $26?

ha we dont have them here

*mm i think i go back to sleep and have that dream again*

That was all the money on the table. :(
Then you should have taken the table as well, foo'. Who the Hell taught you how to steal?

Borat. :(
Why would a documentary on the middle east make you feel bad?
not the smart one!!!!!!!

*runs*
Hand her over, or I'll kill your new freezer!
Is ther anyway to save me father!!
Money.
Vibrating, you say?
*nods*

In Heaven, it's what you do with it that counts.
Well, lessee here. To quote the simpsons:

I masturbated a billion times and am probably going to masturbate a billion more and I'm never going to stop.
:eek:

SATAN LOVING CHILD KILLER!!
But, since A=A, wouldn't that make Mother Theresa the old Paris Hilton?
Yes. Why do you think Mother Theresa fridge magnets are so last year?
6,029, or, at least, it will be until I post this message, at which point it shall become 6,030.
You have been saved.
JESUS!
No, Oprah.

JESUS!

Errr......

No, Oprah.

Errr.... the term I believe is "SAVES!"

You never saw a JesusSaves/DCD thread, did you? :(

That was all the money on the table. :(
Have any of that sweet cash left?
ha we dont have them here

*mm i think i go back to sleep and have that dream again*
*sends you to Alabama*
Then you should have taken the table as well, foo'. Who the Hell taught you how to steal?
For reals.

ha we dont have them here

*mm i think i go back to sleep and have that dream again*

If a humble worshipper may hand down a sentence such as this...

I SENTENCE THEE TO ETERNAL BLISS!

Errr......
Uhhh.....
Errr.... the term I believe is "SAVES!"

You never saw a JesusSaves/DCD thread, did you? :(

What do I care? You can't even spell parrot.

Why would a documentary on the middle east make you feel bad?
naked fat man penis?

Hand her over, or I'll kill your new freezer!



...... are you going to use her genius for good or evil?

If a humble worshipper may hand down a sentence such as this...

I SENTENCE THEE TO ETERNAL BLISS!

*castrates*

Uhhh.....


What do I care? You can't even spell parrot.

:D

Have any of that sweet cash left?

*sends you to Alabama*

For reals.

*gets kick out for not having a passport and for kicking a guard in the balls and puting a fist into another one faces*

naked fat man penis?
God made it, you like it! eeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.....
...... are you going to use her genius for good or evil?
Yes.

:D
:p
*gets kick out for not having a passport and for kicking a guard in the balls and puting a fist into another one faces*

*makes you an USAmerican citizen*

God made it, you like it! eeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.....

Yes.

I'm in a giant NSG polygamist sect. Are we sinners?

I killed everyone on Earth. Painfully. Then I brought them back to life and erased their memories.

Uhhh.....


What do I care? You can't even spell parrot.

now you owe me money to clean my other keyboard

I'm in a giant NSG polygamist sect. Are we sinners?

Are your purposes only to recreate?
Will you send your kids to Jesus Camp?

I used it to buy a materialistic item.

Ohhh! Can I be the Alterboy?

heh...alterboy...is that the one that gets the sex change? :D

:p


*makes you an USAmerican citizen*

*you get turn down and they tell me they will shot me if i came back*

Money.


Here take it all take all the $143. 37 i have in my life, am i save?

I'm in a giant NSG polygamist sect. Are we sinners?

yes you are :fluffle:

*nods*

In Heaven, it's what you do with it that counts.

I'm sure I could find a use for it...

I killed everyone on Earth. Painfully. Then I brought them back to life and erased their memories.
Smoke 4 ounces of hash and call me in the morning.
now you owe me money to clean my other keyboard
Yeah.. um.. go ahead and pray for that. :)
I used it to buy a materialistic item.
Please specify.

Bless me Father for I have sinned. I have been good friends with an anarcho-communist who reads Chomsky, Le-Guin, and Zinn. Also I like to wear multiple types of clothing at the same time.

Are your purposes only to recreate?
Will you send your kids to Jesus Camp?

Our purposes are Papal Gabbly NS-love. :D

I used the $26 to buy a $159.99 shirt that I otherwise wouldn't have been able to unless I had taken the $26 on the table. :(

I feel like a dumb piece of shit now.

yes you are :fluffle:

Aw :fluffle:

Smoke 4 ounces of hash and call me in the morning.

Yeah.. um.. go ahead and pray for that. :)

.

if they can


i go talk to Mars and see if he can help get it out of you :D

heh...alterboy...is that the one that gets the sex change? :D
*protects TSI*

GOD NO!
*you get turn down and they tell me they will shot me if i came back*
*cries*
Here take it all take all the $143. 37 i have in my life, am i save?
Yes. You have a place in Heaven waiting for you.
yes you are :fluffle:
Oh, really?

*smites*
I'm sure I could find a use for it...
It brings great joy to those who use it. I once saw a lady trembling with the spirit of the Lord after she was left alone wit the book.

Praise the Lord.
Bless me Father for I have sinned. I have been good friends with an anarcho-communist who reads Chomsky, Le-Guin, and Zinn. Also I like to wear multiple types of clothing at the same time.
You must.. um.. er.. what do I care? You can't even spell parrot.

Aw :fluffle:

more back to you :fluffle:
and one for the others :fluffle:

Our purposes are Papal Gabbly NS-love. :D
Greed. *nods*

You're doomed.
I used the $26 to buy a $159.99 shirt that I otherwise wouldn't have been able to unless I had taken the $26 on the table. :(

I feel like a dumb piece of shit now.
Oh there, there..

Is it a sexy shirt?
if they can


i go talk to Mars and see if he can help get it out of you :D
No, NOT MARS!

*sends money*

It's a pretty damn nice shirt (and it very damn well should be for that price, eh?)

The guilt of stealing from my hard-working sister to buy a shirt that I'll only wear once or twice ever is still pulling at my strings!

I confess to having blasphemed every religion save this one, but then the nights not over yet is it?

No, NOT MARS!

*sends money*

thank you

*turns to Mars how about a drink mate*

I confess to having blasphemed every religion save this one, but then the nights not over yet is it?

*blasphemes* Ahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! :D

It's a pretty damn nice shirt (and it very damn well should be for that price, eh?)

The guilt of stealing from my hard-working sister to buy a shirt that I'll only wear once or twice ever is still pulling at my strings!
Pay her back. *nods*
I confess to having blasphemed every religion save this one, but then the nights not over yet is it?

*blasphemes* Ahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! :D

*smites*

Greed. *nods*

You're doomed.



So now it's what, a Smunkee, 2 JesusSaves, 4 LGs, 7 WYTYGs, 3 Kats, and now 8 TBDs.

And I still have no cash. :(

Pay her back. *nods*




*smites*

Shite, 8 more Smunkees.

Pay her back. *nods*




*smites*

Unjustified, Pre-emptive smiting? Yep you qualify as god.

*I knew I'd blaspheme this one eventually.:D *

I confess to having blasphemed every religion save this one, but then the nights not over yet is it?

I doubt it. No one badmouthes Deism.

So now it's what, a Smunkee, 2 JesusSaves, 4 LGs, 7 WYTYGs, 3 Kats, and now 8 TBDs.

And I still have no cash. :(
Become a nun.
Shite, 8 more Smunkees.
And abstinence.
Unjustified, Pre-emptive smiting? Yep you qualify as god.

*I knew I'd blaspheme this one eventually.:D *
ZOMG U R LIEK A TROLL!

*repourtz to modz*
I doubt it. No one badmouthes Deism.
Dei..what? Hm?

I doubt it. No one badmouthes Deism.

Of course not: No one cares.

Become a nun.

And abstinence.



I refuse.

(uh great now it's 2 Prutzes.... :headbang:)

{snip}
ZOMG U R LIEK A TROLL!

*repourtz to modz*

{snip}

Modz-scmodz, or was that godz-schmodz. Meh I don't believe in either.

I was the head of a major evangelical association, and denounced gays at every opportunity. I eventually took crystal meth and slept with a gay hooker.

Alrighty. I just noticed my foot is covered in blood, and my nice white shoes are bloody, too. :(

*goes off to smite thorny vine thingy*
*cleans foot*
*cleans shoe*
*goes to watch a movie*

...so if anyone here dies without me saving your soul, you go right to hell, or you can limbo till I wake up.

*makes detour to Limbo*

Become a nun.

noooooooooo i will not let that happen

Of course not: No one cares.
:)
I refuse.

(uh great now it's 2 Prutzes.... :headbang:)
*takes away your creative writing abilities*
Modz-scmodz, or was that godz-schmodz. Meh I don't believe in either.
:eek:

Oh.. my... gaaaaawwwwwwd.

Oh, you're a satanist, eh? *send you to heaven just out of spite*
I was the head of a major evangelical association, and denounced gays at every opportunity. I eventually took crystal meth and slept with a gay hooker.

Well, it's the thought that counts.

:)

{snip}

:eek:

Oh.. my... gaaaaawwwwwwd.

Oh, you're a satanist, eh? *send you to heaven just out of spite*


{snip}

Now thats just plain evil.:p

I killed a man in Reno, Just to watch him die.

What should I do now?

:)
*takes away your creative writing abilities*


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! :eek: :sniper: :mad:

I killed a man in Reno, Just to watch him die.

What should I do now?

Party?

Party?

Join an NS polygamist sect?

I killed a man in Reno, Just to watch him die.

What should I do now?
Keep rotting there in Fulsom Prison.

i haven't called my gran in ages even though i vaguely knew she'd been ill.

Forgive me, for I've had lustful thoughts about many different NSers, but especially the poster who posts the next post in this thread! :eek:

*cough*

Oh, great Ruffy highest above all.....

I stole an ice cube from a tray and put the partially full tray back into the freezer......

also, I drank all the milk.

noooooooooo i will not let that happen
ORLY?
Now thats just plain evil.:p
Evil, or the path to fluffy bunnies and goodness?
I killed a man in Reno, Just to watch him die.

What should I do now?
Live with a rapper for 7 years to life..
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! :eek: :sniper: :mad:
Mwahahaha!!

*watches Pancake go stale*
Party?
That's a sin.
Join an NS polygamist sect?
That's a sin.
Fergi America;12029472']Keep rotting there in Fulsom Prison.
And not drop the soap.
i haven't called my gran in ages even though i vaguely knew she'd been ill.
Go visit with her, and donate $400 dollars to my wallet.
Forgive me, for I've had lustful thoughts about many different NSers, but especially the poster who posts the next post in this thread! :eek:
No more of those heavenly sammiches they make in that place.

You shall never taste the goodness of that yummy thing.
*cough*
That's a sin.
Oh, great Ruffy highest above all.....

I stole an ice cube from a tray and put the partially full tray back into the freezer......

also, I drank all the milk.
You drank milk, you are cleanseded of your sins.

dear heavenly ruffy, i stole the last peace of apple pie...and i ate all the tacos...

Go visit with her, and donate $400 dollars to my wallet.


ha! chances! :p

i'm gunna see her in a couple of days at my cousins wedding. no effort on my behalf = w00t!

yes, i'm a bad person.

dear heavenly ruffy, i stole the last peace of apple pie...and i ate all the tacos... and i killed your pet
You must choke your snake, and never eat tacos again.

Say 4 Holy Smunkees, and 13 push ups.
ha! chances! :p

i'm gunna see her in a couple of days at my cousins wedding. no effort on my behalf = w00t!

yes, i'm a bad person.
Why you little..

*attacks*

You must choke your snake, and never eat tacos again.

Say 4 Holy Smunkees, and 13 push ups.




the pet was an accident. i never intended it to happen...*laughs to self*

I have come to you --(zomg lol!)-- to help you repent your sins. It's time to confess, and be one with thy holy jolty spirit, that is [violet].

Now confess your sins to me. I shall tell you the steps to forgivness.

Yes, I am very bored.

I once :fluffle: 'd Myrth. There its out.

the pet was an accident. i never intended it to happen...*laughs to self*

*smites*

I once :fluffle: 'd Myrth. There its out.

If you get Myrth to post in this thread, all will be forgiven.

I made baby Jesus cry...:(

Plus I'm in a polygamatic (is that a word?) marriage.

I made baby Jesus cry...:(

Plus I'm in a polygamatic (is that a word?) marriage.

Cash makes baby Jesus happy.

How much we talking about Oh holy one?

VoteEarly and I used to IM each other. I'll probably burn in hell, but he told me perhaps I was one of the elect and just didn't know it. :rolleyes:

How much we talking about Oh holy one?
$50 and your socks.
VoteEarly and I used to IM each other. I'll probably burn in hell, but he told me perhaps I was one of the elect and just didn't know it. :rolleyes:
VoteEarly, you say?

Pray for forgivness.

Fine. I didn't like these socks anyway

I'm engaged to 33 fiance(e)s, so can I be Eve?

I blame Ruffy for all the anti-sex classes. :mad:

I'm engaged to 33 fiance(e)s, so can I be Eve?

i thought i was your only fiance!?!

*cries*

VoteEarly, you say?

Pray for forgivness.You misspelled forgiveness.:p

i thought i was your only fiance!?!

*cries*
Nope, you're the 34th.

You misspelled forgiveness.:p

i think it is a sin to correct the great and wise ruffyzorz... :p

Fine. I didn't like these socks anyway
*sniffs*
I'm engaged to 33 fiance(e)s, so can I be Eve?
Sure. *gives you an apple*
I blame Ruffy for all the anti-sex classes. :mad:
I thank you for seeing the light.
i thought i was your only fiance!?!

*cries*
You poor soul.
You misspelled forgiveness.:p
*smites*

Yeah? Well you misspelled parrot.
Nope, you're the 34th.
And you're going to hell!

Mwahaha!

I thank you for seeing the light.

You sir, are t3h suck. :mad:

i think it is a sin to correct the great and wise ruffyzorz... :p
Oh you're correct.
You sir, are t3h suck. :mad:

No, your ability to not write anymore, sucks. :p

Why you little..

*attacks*

ow!

*pokes*

I have touched myself in an impure manner about 74,560 times. I've touched other people in an impure manner about 24,200 times. I've touched YOU in an impure manner about a dozen times. Ten of those times were while you were asleep.

Of the seven deadly sins, I have enganged in all of them. I particularly enjoy lust. *nod*

I have been impure in thought, word and deed for most of my life. I swear profusely, and I don't floss.

Now for more specific sins:


I have urinated in a mall.
I have deliberately zapped a friend's crotch with a stun gun.
I encased a rival high school student's car in mud and straw on a sunny day, where it hardened into adobe.

....

<Three months later>

....

I superglued a vibrating pager to a man's testicles while he slept.
I had sex in a portapotty at an amusement park.
I'm touching myself in an impure manner some more right now.

That's all I can remember. Can I be saved? :)

*sniffs*

Sure. *gives you an apple*

I thank you for seeing the light.

You poor soul.

*smites*

Yeah? Well you misspelled parrot.

And you're going to hell!

Mwahaha!
So it means I get to be Eve AND I'm going to hell?

Sounds about right.

*dances*

I have touched myself in an impure manner about 74,560 times. I've touched other people in an impure manner about 24,200 times. I've touched YOU in an impure manner about a dozen times. Ten of those times were while you were asleep.

Of the seven deadly sins, I have enganged in all of them. I particularly enjoy lust. *nod*

I have been impure in thought, word and deed for most of my life. I swear profusely, and I don't floss.

Now for more specific sins:


I have urinated in a mall.
I have deliberately zapped a friend's crotch with a stun gun.
I encased a rival high school student's car in mud and straw on a sunny day, where it hardened into adobe.

....

<Three months later>

....

I superglued a vibrating pager to a man's testicles while he slept.
I had sex in a portapotty at an amusement park.
I'm touching myself in an impure manner some more right now.

That's all I can remember. Can I be saved? :)Wow, I'm impressed. Though you are probably unsalvagable as a human being.

Wow, I'm impressed. Though you are probably unsalvagable as a human being.

*Takes a good long look at the average human being*

No big loss. ;)

I have touched myself in an impure manner about 74,560 times. I've touched other people in an impure manner about 24,200 times. I've touched YOU in an impure manner about a dozen times. Ten of those times were while you were asleep.

Of the seven deadly sins, I have enganged in all of them. I particularly enjoy lust. *nod*

I have been impure in thought, word and deed for most of my life. I swear profusely, and I don't floss.

Now for more specific sins:


I have urinated in a mall.
I have deliberately zapped a friend's crotch with a stun gun.
I encased a rival high school student's car in mud and straw on a sunny day, where it hardened into adobe.

....

<Three months later>

....

I superglued a vibrating pager to a man's testicles while he slept.
I had sex in a portapotty at an amusement park.
I'm touching myself in an impure manner some more right now.

That's all I can remember. Can I be saved? :)

:eek:

*mixes holy water with dirt*

Holy mud. :)

Now get in there and stay in there for 7 days and 7 nights.

Pray 70 times a day, and never touch your gender swag.

ow!

*pokes*
That's a sin, sinner.
So it means I get to be Eve AND I'm going to hell?

Sounds about right.

*dances*
Dancing is a sin.
Wow, I'm impressed. Though you are probably unsalvagable as a human being.
*Takes a good long look at the average human being*

No big loss. ;)

You're human?

:eek:

*mixes holy water with dirt*

Holy mud. :)

Now get in there and stay in there for 7 days and 7 nights.

Pray 70 times a day, and never touch your gender swag.

Will two out of three be enough?

That's a sin, sinner.

Dancing is a sin.



You're human?

So I've been told. Personally, I don't see the resemblance.

Will two out of three be enough?
Got any cash?
So I've been told. Personally, I don't see the resemblance.

Neither do I..

Got any cash?

*opens wallet* Fifty bucks?

*opens wallet* Fifty bucks?

Welcome to Heaven. :)

Welcome to Heaven. :)

YAY! :D

YAY! :D

Just remember, don't feed the animals.

YAY! :D

Are you serious about the pager?

If you get Myrth to post in this thread, all will be forgiven.

Damn. That sounds hard. I haven't seen a Myrth post in ages.

Are you serious about the pager?
You dare question him? :eek:
Damn. That sounds hard. I haven't seen a Myrth post in ages.

;)

ORLY?


You drank milk, you are cleanseded of your sins.

yes

milk cleanseded of you sins, if thats the csae ever second day i drink a 2L bottle of it iam saved

yes

milk cleanseded of you sins, if thats the csae ever second day i drink a 2L bottle of it iam saved

Ah, um, no.

Not for you!

Ah, um, no.

Not for you!

Mars like to say yes

dam it

Mars like to say yes

dam it

*smites*

No.

*smites*

No.

*Mar throws a spear at your way*


dam it again

I didn't bother to read the thread so sorry if everyone else has moved on to an other topic or if this has been done but, my confession: I let the dogs out.

*Mar throws a spear at your way*


dam it again
*blows up the world*
I didn't bother to read the thread so sorry if everyone else has moved on to an other topic or if this has been done but, my confession: I let the dogs out.
Actually, it's.. on.. topic.. ftw.

YOU LET THE DOGS OUT?

Oh boy. I refuse to save you.

*blows up the world*

Actually, it's.. on.. topic.. ftw.

YOU LET THE DOGS OUT?

Oh boy. I refuse to save you.

*world is made hole and both of us get hit on the back of the head for blowing it up*


is that the first refuse

*smites jolt*

*world is made hole and both of us get hit on the back of the head for blowing it up*


is that the first refuse

*smites jolt*

*gasps*

I've eaten a hot dog without anything on it. *feels ashamed*

Sins sins sins....
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm nope nothing.:)
http://hardhouse2.orcon.net.nz/phpBB2/images/smiles/dancingemote.gif

Sins sins sins....
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm nope nothing.:)
http://hardhouse2.orcon.net.nz/phpBB2/images/smiles/dancingemote.gif
You, sir, are obviously a liar.

Are you serious about the pager?

:)

I've eaten a hot dog without anything on it. *feels ashamed*
Damn New Yorkers.

Go to Nathans, order 70,000 hotdogs, give them to the homeless.
Sins sins sins....
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm nope nothing.:)
http://hardhouse2.orcon.net.nz/phpBB2/images/smiles/dancingemote.gif
You bastard.
You, sir, are obviously a liar.
Oh, that's a sin. *nods*

Damn New Yorkers.

Go to Nathans, order 70,000 hotdogs, give them to the homeless.


Heh, but I'm not a New Yorker anymore!!




Well, in-state, but not in the city.

Anyways, I can't get to Nathans from where I live anymores.

Heh, but I'm not a New Yorker anymore!!




Well, in-state, but not in the city.

Anyways, I can't get to Nathans from where I live anymores.

So.. no more urban decay? :(

So.. no more urban decay? :(

Well, we're keeping the apartment until the summer, so....maybe.

Well, we're keeping the apartment until the summer, so....maybe.

Oh, lemme live in it!

Oh, lemme live in it!

You wanna live in an ugly cockroach infested basement?

You wanna live in an ugly cockroach infested basement?

No. :(

No. :(

Urban decay isn't that fun to live in...

Urban decay isn't that fun to live in...

Nothing a can of hairspry and a lighter can't get rid of.

You, Mr. Ruffino, are an absolute complete fraud.
I WANT ME MONEY BACK!!!!!11 :eek:

You, Mr. Ruffino, are an absolute complete fraud.
I WANT ME MONEY BACK!!!!!11 :eek:

speck to the very tall and big person who has a very big bat in hand standing at the back of the room

Nothing a can of hairspry and a lighter can't get rid of.

:) :)

speck to the very tall and big person who has a very big bat in hand standing at the back of the room

Bats don't scare me, fool! Mwahaha! :eek:

You, Mr. Ruffino, are an absolute complete fraud.
I WANT ME MONEY BACK!!!!!11 :eek:
Lies. I shall smite you...... later.
speck to the very tall and big person who has a very big bat in hand standing at the back of the room
Aye!
:) :)
:p
Bats don't scare me, fool! Mwahaha! :eek:
*smites with baseball bat*

Sins sins sins....
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm nope nothing.:)
http://hardhouse2.orcon.net.nz/phpBB2/images/smiles/dancingemote.gif

BOGUS!!!!

First off, you associate with me. That is sin in and of itself.

BOGUS!!!!

First off, you associate with me. That is sin in and of itself.
*Disassociates*
*Doesn't mean that*
:fluffle:

*reassociates*

:fluffle: :fluffle:

*Disassociates*
*Doesn't mean that*
:fluffle:

*reassociates*

:fluffle: :fluffle:

i think this class as a sin and you may end up geting tihs *smites*