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What's the scariest film ever made?

Congo--Kinshasa
02-12-2006, 08:34
The title says it all.

IMO, the most frightening film ever is Pink Flamingos. I only saw the final scene, and I was deeply, deepy perturbed and disturbed.
Farnhamia
02-12-2006, 08:51
Tod Browning's Freaks is pretty dang disturbing. I watched The Exorcist through the spaces between my fingers.
Aronnax
02-12-2006, 08:53
The title says it all.

IMO, the most frightening film ever is Pink Flamingos. I only saw the final scene, and I was deeply, deepy perturbed and disturbed.

The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie.....
JuNii
02-12-2006, 08:54
What's the scariest film ever made?

I would have to say Blair Witch Project.



after all these years, I still tremble as to how much I paid to rent that film.
Zilam
02-12-2006, 08:54
Its not the scariest, but it still gives me the chills today, which is pretty good if you ask me, and that movie would be signs.. I refuse to go out at night and look up at the roof :p
Zilam
02-12-2006, 08:55
I would have to say Blair Witch Project.



after all these years, I still tremble as to how much I paid to rent that film.

Funny ;)
JuNii
02-12-2006, 08:57
Funny ;)

:D my only consolation is that I rented it with friends... but still... the one buck I paid was still too much.


tho the scariest movie to me is The Changeling (http://imdb.com/title/tt0080516/).
Congo--Kinshasa
02-12-2006, 08:58
I would have to say Blair Witch Project.



after all these years, I still tremble as to how much I paid to rent that film.

God, I hated that movie... x.x
Zilam
02-12-2006, 08:59
:D my only consolation is that I rented it with friends... but still... the one buck I paid was still too much.


tho the scariest movie to me is The Changeling (http://imdb.com/title/tt0080516/).

Never heard of it...Is it really scary or are you being a funny man again? :p
Congo--Kinshasa
02-12-2006, 09:02
Tod Browning's Freaks is pretty dang disturbing. I watched The Exorcist through the spaces between my fingers.

The Exorcist didn't scare me, though it was a powerful experience, and is an excellent movie.

I have yet to see Freaks. If only someone would release an uncut version...
JuNii
02-12-2006, 09:06
Never heard of it...Is it really scary or are you being a funny man again? :p

changling... rent it and watch it with the lights off... and the sound up.

the seance scene still sends chills up my spine as you hear three voices talking, one asking questions, the medium answering those questions...

...

...
and the voice of the little boy telling the new home owner what happened to him.
but if you want blood and gore, look somewhere else.
Imperial isa
02-12-2006, 09:07
God, I hated that movie... x.x

i hate both of them
Congo--Kinshasa
02-12-2006, 09:08
i hate both of them

Same here. The sequel was possibly worse than the original.
Zilam
02-12-2006, 09:10
changling... rent it and watch it with the lights off... and the sound up.

the seance scene still sends chills up my spine as you hear three voices talking, one asking questions, the medium answering those questions...

...

...

and the voice of the little boy telling the new home owner what happened to him.
but if you want blood and gore, look somewhere else.

No blood and gore?!?!? Dang.. hah. I think brutality in horror films ruin them really. I mean it can add some fright in certain cases, but now a days its just excessive and not needed. I might rent this film :)
Zilam
02-12-2006, 09:11
Same here. The sequel was possibly worse than the original.

No fricking kidding. The first one I kind of liked. But that second one was purely retarded. Not even worth the film is was put on.
JuNii
02-12-2006, 09:16
No blood and gore?!?!? Dang.. hah. I think brutality in horror films ruin them really. I mean it can add some fright in certain cases, but now a days its just excessive and not needed. I might rent this film :)

classic ghost story... there was another one. an old black and white film. can't remember the title but it was a newlywed couple moving into the wife's old house. and strange things start occuring. poltergiest things as well as possessions...

it ends up that the house is haunted not by one ghost, but two... and each one has their own agenda.
Imperial isa
02-12-2006, 09:17
ok heres one i hate, but some of you my like
The Village
Zilam
02-12-2006, 09:19
classic ghost story... there was another one. an old black and white film. can't remember the title but it was a newlywed couple moving into the wife's old house. and strange things start occuring. poltergiest things as well as possessions...

it ends up that the house is haunted not by one ghost, but two... and each one has their own agenda.

I like ghosts, and demons, and and and...rats!!!!! There was a great cheesy horror movie about NYC subway rats eating people..From the 70s i think. they use small dogs as the rats..It was the greatest thing ever :D
Zilam
02-12-2006, 09:20
ok heres one i hate, but some of you my like
The Village

Why don't you like that? I thought it was a genius film. He is such a great film maker.
Congo--Kinshasa
02-12-2006, 09:21
I like ghosts, and demons, and and and...rats!!!!! There was a great cheesy horror movie about NYC subway rats eating people..From the 70s i think. they use small dogs as the rats..It was the greatest thing ever :D

Ben? Or Willard?
Pyotr
02-12-2006, 09:21
Jesus Camp
Congo--Kinshasa
02-12-2006, 09:23
Jesus Camp

LOL!

Is that out yet? I saw the trailer on YouTube, and it was indeed chilling.
Imperial isa
02-12-2006, 09:23
Why don't you like that? I thought it was a genius film. He is such a great film maker.

when i find out it was all staged and no real monsters, that made me feel riped off

edit messing around here and youtube
Zilam
02-12-2006, 09:25
Ben? Or Willard?


No
(http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083801/)


Rats!:
http://www.cathuria.com/bcd/DeadlyEyes.jpg
Congo--Kinshasa
02-12-2006, 09:26
No
(http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083801/)

Ah. I never saw either one, but I assumed it was one of those two. Guess not, though.
Todsboro
02-12-2006, 09:28
I like ghosts, and demons, and and and...rats!!!!! There was a great cheesy horror movie about NYC subway rats eating people..From the 70s i think. they use small dogs as the rats..It was the greatest thing ever :D

Are you thinking of C.H.U.D. (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087015/) ? Not quite rats, but the 'cheesy' & NYC part fit.


I've never been as freaked out by a movie as I was after 'Nightmare on Elm Street'. I didn't sleep for days. Granted, I was maybe 10 at the time.

Now that I think of it, I'm going to sue those filmakers for my chronic insomnia...:)

EDIT: OK, it wasn't CHUD.
Zilam
02-12-2006, 09:30
Are you thinking of C.H.U.D. (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087015/) ? Not quite rats, but the 'cheesy' & NYC part fit.


I've never been as freaked out by a movie as I was after 'Nightmare on Elm Street'. I didn't sleep for days. Granted, I was maybe 10 at the time.

Now that I think of it, I'm going to sue those filmakers for my chronic insomnia...:)

Im sure you could win with our legal system. Claim emotional distress, and say they didn't warn that it would be scary, and boom you win!
HIVE PROTECTOR
02-12-2006, 09:32
"The Others" with Nicole Kidman. Best writing, incredible acting and the best twist ending I've seen in many, many years.
JuNii
02-12-2006, 09:35
when i find out it was all staged and no real monsters, that made me feel riped off

edit messing around here and youtube

LOL... I read your post before you edited and thought WTF?


as for Cheesy...

the EVIL (http://imdb.com/title/tt0077524/).

a professor offers his students extra credit in exchange in helping him and his wife move into their new home. only to descover that the mystrious sealed door in their basement is none other than a doorway to Hell.

it was great, each student is offed in some cheep 70's fashion, (like the guy so obsessed in escaping the house that he cuts his own hand off with the rotary saw or the one guy who actually made it out, only to be swallowed up by the beautiful garden...)

but...

they decend through the doorway and end up with a joke cracking, jolly beared devil that is defeated by being stabbed with an iron rod... :headbang:


but for a real scare...


I suggest
Phantasmagoria and Fatal Frame.

the first is a game for the PC. it's old, but still will tighten your spincter.

and Fatal Frame series for the PS 2... even after finishing it years ago... I still won't play that game after sundown.

and neither would anyone I've met who played that game.
Imperial isa
02-12-2006, 09:46
LOL... I read your post before you edited and thought WTF?


as for Cheesy...

the EVIL (http://imdb.com/title/tt0077524/).

a professor offers his students extra credit in exchange in helping him and his wife move into their new home. only to descover that the mystrious sealed door in their basement is none other than a doorway to Hell.

it was great, each student is offed in some cheep 70's fashion, (like the guy so obsessed in escaping the house that he cuts his own hand off with the rotary saw or the one guy who actually made it out, only to be swallowed up by the beautiful garden...)

but...

they decend through the doorway and end up with a joke cracking, jolly beared devil that is defeated by being stabbed with an iron rod... :headbang:


but for a real scare...


I suggest
Phantasmagoria and Fatal Frame.

the first is a game for the PC. it's old, but still will tighten your spincter.

and Fatal Frame series for the PS 2... even after finishing it years ago... I still won't play that game after sundown.

and neither would anyone I've met who played that game.

shit ending

Fatal Frame never heard of it

*goes back to youtube to find new episode of lost halostyle and of the other one i watch*
Teneur
02-12-2006, 10:01
The scariest movie I've seen in recent memory would be the new War of the Worlds. The first time I saw it in theatres I was white-knuckled from the scene at the bridge when they lose their vehicle to the end. The bridge scene was particularly terrifying because that is exactly what would happen in a crisis situation. I was shaking so badly, I couldn't sleep that night. The scene in the farmhouse was very fear-inducing as well.

I think I have a phobia of peoples behaviour in desperate situations.
JuNii
02-12-2006, 10:24
shit ending

Fatal Frame never heard of it

*goes back to youtube to find new episode of lost halostyle and of the other one i watch*

http://youtube.com/watch?v=3vR4R00nJ9U
some good FMV's but the real scare is in the gameplay. the shadow just almost of of frame that moves, the figure that appears as you look around but dissapears when you turn back towards it...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=3NiX3EarB_0

oh and your only weapon is a camera... too bad you're limited on the film.
Imperial isa
02-12-2006, 10:28
http://youtube.com/watch?v=3vR4R00nJ9U
some good FMV's but the real scare is in the gameplay. the shadow just almost of of frame that moves, the figure that appears as you look around but dissapears when you turn back towards it...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=3NiX3EarB_0

oh and your only weapon is a camera... too bad you're limited on the film.

i never seen it here


now say cheese and die :D
Snafturi
02-12-2006, 22:03
The ring scared the hell out of me. Only horror movie to do that in quite sometime.
Nova Aquaria
02-12-2006, 22:07
Watching Friday the Thirteenth at age 9 was quite scary. It's probably not all that scary now, but back then, especially when I watched it on Friday the Thirteenth, it was scary. Then I learned Jason only kills people who go to Crystal Lake. *phew* I still can't get the part out of my head of when Jason drowns that guy in the mop thing.
Pompous world
02-12-2006, 22:28
Hostel is the most disturbing film I have ever seen.
I wasnt scared watching it, but had dark thoughts about it afterwards so I guess in a sense I was frightened by it but at a deeper level. Saw it on Easter Sunday just so you know.
New Stalinberg
02-12-2006, 23:19
The ring scared the hell out of me. Only horror movie to do that in quite sometime.

That movie had some scary parts. I think the scariest is when the teenage girl dies and the mom says something like, "It was the look on her face." And then you see the girl's dead body in the closet. The other is when you see the murderous little girl staring at the clock in her little solitary confinment place because she never slept. That was a few years ago, I probably wouldn't find the movie so scary any more.

I'd say the only movie that's made me genuinly scared is Aliens, but I was 11 or something when I saw it.

I think horror movies get less scary as you get older.
Losing It Big TIme
03-12-2006, 00:19
Don't Look Now (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0069995/) and The (Original) Wicker Man (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070917/).

They're not scary in the traditional sense of the word but they are 1) Two of the best films ever and 2)Psychologically terrifiying...
JuNii
03-12-2006, 00:22
Ohohohohoh, I got the title of the scariest movie ever made, it's so scary that anyone who has seen it would rather gouge their eyes out with a straw than see it again...

and those who only heard about it don't want to see it, save for the very brave... or very stupid...

HIGHLIGHT AT YOUR OWN RISK...

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED...

SERIOUSLY... DON'T LOOK AT IT...
THE STAR WARS HOLIDAY SPECIAL
Hallucinogenic Tonic
03-12-2006, 00:30
though the scariest movie to me is The Changeling (http://imdb.com/title/tt0080516/).

Agreed! One should also rent The Entity (http://imdb.com/title/tt0082334/)!
JuNii
03-12-2006, 00:32
Agreed! One should also rent The Entity (http://imdb.com/title/tt0082334/)!

Oh man, I forgot about that film! Woman raped by poltergeist!

and the fun Ghosts have with Liquid Nitrogen. :D
Neu Leonstein
03-12-2006, 00:34
Wolf Creek (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0416315/) would have to be up there, or so I heard. Never watched it myself. I don't think I could.
Congo--Kinshasa
03-12-2006, 00:39
THE STAR WARS HOLIDAY SPECIAL

Is it that bad? :eek:
Potarius
03-12-2006, 00:40
Is it that bad? :eek:

It's even worse than that.
JuNii
03-12-2006, 00:41
Is it that bad? :eek:

consider yourself lucky that it's extremely hard to find...
Congo--Kinshasa
03-12-2006, 00:43
Hehe, thanks for the warning. :p

*adds to "Movies to never watch" list*
Maineiacs
03-12-2006, 00:43
Scariest film ever? That's easy... Demolition Man. :D
Congo--Kinshasa
03-12-2006, 02:10
Scariest film ever? That's easy... Demolition Man. :D

lol
Goonswarm
03-12-2006, 02:30
The Day After. The nuclear attack scene is possibly the most chilling scene I have ever witnessed.
Ravea
03-12-2006, 02:36
The Birds scared the shit out of me.

The scariest thing ever is, in my opinion, Orson Welles' 1938 broadcast of War of the Worlds.
Maineiacs
03-12-2006, 02:55
lol

Think about it: in this chilling vision of the future; sex and junk food are illegal, the radio plays commercial jingles all day long, and all the restaurants are Taco Bell. If that's not scary, I don't know what is.
Fartsniffage
03-12-2006, 02:58
The only film that ever scared me was Event Horizon. I must have seen it 20 times and it still chills me.
Congo--Kinshasa
03-12-2006, 04:00
Think about it: in this chilling vision of the future; sex and junk food are illegal, the radio plays commercial jingles all day long, and all the restaurants are Taco Bell. If that's not scary, I don't know what is.

Sex is illegal!??! :eek:

That is scary! :(
Saxnot
03-12-2006, 04:02
The only film that ever scared me was Event Horizon. I must have seen it 20 times and it still chills me.

Man, me and me mate call that fuilm "The Spaceship That Went to Hell." Good fun. And latin is featured therein. Awesome. :p
Imperial isa
03-12-2006, 04:22
Sex is illegal!??! :eek:

That is scary! :(

yup and you cant say rude words with out getting fined and there are no guns too
Curious Inquiry
03-12-2006, 04:47
Jaws.
Nonexistentland
03-12-2006, 04:50
The title says it all.

IMO, the most frightening film ever is Pink Flamingos. I only saw the final scene, and I was deeply, deepy perturbed and disturbed.

The original Exorcist. Still can't watch it all the way through (have had to patch most of it together through bits and pieces and what I've read and heard about it).
JuNii
03-12-2006, 06:01
yup and you cant say rude words with out getting fined and there are no guns too

and you forget...

After the Fast Food wars, only Taco Bell was left.
Imperial isa
03-12-2006, 06:09
and you forget...

After the Fast Food wars, only Taco Bell was left.

no need it was said
JuNii
03-12-2006, 06:18
no need it was said

true... was either that or President Swart.. shwar... shwartz... Ahnold... :D
Imperial isa
03-12-2006, 06:20
true... was either that or President Swart.. shwar... shwartz... Ahnold... :D

i say the last one
oh and the female lead has a nice ass
JuNii
03-12-2006, 06:23
i say the last one
oh and the female lead has a nice ass

yep... Sandra Bullock herself. :p
Zarakon
03-12-2006, 06:35
Birth of a Nation.

Never seen it, but it portrays the KKK as heroes.
Imperial isa
03-12-2006, 06:36
yep... Sandra Bullock herself. :p

i may watch that movie next
Maineiacs
03-12-2006, 06:43
Birth of a Nation.

Never seen it, but it portrays the KKK as heroes.

That's not scary so much as incredibly distasteful. Would you believe that disgusting piece of trash was made part of the National Film Registry?:headbang:
JuNii
03-12-2006, 06:43
i may watch that movie next

:confused: I thought you saw it already...
Imperial isa
03-12-2006, 06:45
:confused: I thought you saw it already...

i got it on DVD so i can watch when i like too and zoom in on that ass
JuNii
03-12-2006, 06:48
i got it on DVD so i can watch when i like too and zoom in on that ass

ahh...





Isn't the Zoom feature fun? :p
Imperial isa
03-12-2006, 06:50
ahh...





Isn't the Zoom feature fun? :p

:D
Maineiacs
03-12-2006, 06:54
ahh...





Isn't the Zoom feature fun? :p

I've used it on this one scene from The Whole Nine Yards... :D
Imperial isa
03-12-2006, 06:58
I've used it on this one scene from The Whole Nine Yards... :D

same here :D
JuNii
03-12-2006, 07:26
I've used it on this one scene from The Whole Nine Yards... :D

I use it on films that I cannot mention or link to on these forums. ;)
Imperial isa
03-12-2006, 07:31
I use it on films that I cannot mention or link to on these forums. ;)

:D
Bookislvakia
03-12-2006, 07:41
That movie had some scary parts. I think the scariest is when the teenage girl dies and the mom says something like, "It was the look on her face." And then you see the girl's dead body in the closet. The other is when you see the murderous little girl staring at the clock in her little solitary confinment place because she never slept. That was a few years ago, I probably wouldn't find the movie so scary any more.

I'd say the only movie that's made me genuinly scared is Aliens, but I was 11 or something when I saw it.

I think horror movies get less scary as you get older.

I saw The Ring in a room full of 20 people with the lights on and everyone, including me, taking pot shots at it, and it still scared the shit out of me. Gave me nightmares. Honestly though, the original Shining gives me the occasional recurring nightmare to this day.
Zarakon
03-12-2006, 08:09
That's not scary so much as incredibly distasteful. Would you believe that disgusting piece of trash was made part of the National Film Registry?:headbang:

Probably says something disturbing about this country.
Imperial isa
03-12-2006, 08:21
and you forget...

After the Fast Food wars, only Taco Bell was left.

no it was Pizza hut not Taco Bell as iam up to the scene now

dam she got a nice ass
JuNii
03-12-2006, 08:24
no it was Pizza hut not Taco Bell as iam up to the scene now

dam she got a nice ass

it was?

That's right.. Taco Bell survived because it was the smallest of the fast food chains... :headbang:
Big Jim P
03-12-2006, 08:28
I can't think of any movie that ever scared me, at least not as an adult.
Imperial isa
03-12-2006, 08:30
it was?

That's right.. Taco Bell survived because it was the smallest of the fast food chains... :headbang:

still a good movie
but i cant live in a world with no sex , guns or all of the other good things
Aronnax
03-12-2006, 08:33
still a good movie
but i cant live in a world with no sex , guns or all of the other good things

A world without sex.....the horror
Big Jim P
03-12-2006, 08:33
A world without sex.....the horror

What? Does everyone lose their hands or something?
Imperial isa
03-12-2006, 08:40
What? Does everyone lose their hands or something?

i think there be a law against that too :eek:
Big Jim P
03-12-2006, 08:45
i think there be a law against that too :eek:

Then an entire population imprisoned. Sounds like a fun movie.
JuNii
03-12-2006, 09:15
i think there be a law against that too :eek:

actually the law is against the exchange of Bodily fluids. so no kissing either.
Imperial isa
03-12-2006, 09:20
actually the law is against the exchange of Bodily fluids. so no kissing either.

*thinks* oh that cames under that law

oh my god its a world full of Virgins :eek:
JuNii
03-12-2006, 09:31
*thinks* oh that cames under that law

oh my god its a world full of Virgins :eek:

nah, just Californa... I hope...
Imperial isa
03-12-2006, 09:36
nah, just Californa... I hope...

lets hope it is just that and not the world
Congo--Kinshasa
05-12-2006, 08:52
Birth of a Nation.

Never seen it, but it portrays the KKK as heroes.

I had to watch it for my American Radicalism class in college.

Damn, did that movie suck.
Congo--Kinshasa
05-12-2006, 08:54
That's not scary so much as incredibly distasteful. Would you believe that disgusting piece of trash was made part of the National Film Registry?:headbang:

You have got to be fucking kidding me. :eek:
Maineiacs
05-12-2006, 08:55
You have got to be fucking kidding me. :eek:

I wish I was. It was actually one of the first films selected.
Congo--Kinshasa
05-12-2006, 08:56
I wish I was. It was actually one of the first films selected.

You said it best before --- > :headbang:
Demented Hamsters
05-12-2006, 09:00
Why don't you like that? I thought it was a genius film. He is such a great film maker.
You're kidding, aren't you?
Please tell me you're kidding, or else I've lost all respect for you and will never talk to you again!


Japan makes the scariest movies. Ringu is tame in comparision to some of the ones they do.

One that wasn't so much scary but very disturbing is Audition.
imo, it could have been really disturbing and scary, but it didn't quite get there.
Still really creepy and trust me, if you ever see it, you WON'T forget it.
Congo--Kinshasa
05-12-2006, 09:01
Japan makes the scariest movies.

Japan made Pink Flamingos!??! :eek:
Demented Hamsters
05-12-2006, 09:06
Japan made Pink Flamingos!??! :eek:
no. But trust me, if you want genuinely frightening stuff-nightmares-are-made-of movies, go Japanese.

Don't believe me? watch Audition. Go on. I dare you.
Congo--Kinshasa
05-12-2006, 09:09
no. But trust me, if you want genuinely frightening stuff-nightmares-are-made-of movies, go Japanese.

Don't believe me? watch Audition. Go on. I dare you.

Will do. Though, I doubt it's as scary as Pink Flamingos (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pink_Flamingos).
Risottia
05-12-2006, 09:15
movies that gave me nightmares:

1.Vampyr - der Traum des Allan Grey (Dreyer)
2.Nosferatu - eine Symphonie des Grauens (Murnau)
3.Det sjunde inseglet (Bergman)
4.Smultronstället (Bergman)
5.Vertigo (Hitchcock)
6.Forbidden planet (Wilcox)
Risottia
05-12-2006, 09:18
Birth of a nation.

I had to watch it for my American Radicalism class in college.

Damn, did that movie suck.

While despisable as utterly racist (if not even pre-Nazi), it is technically a great movie with a magistral photography, at least imo.
The Mindset
05-12-2006, 09:19
I have never been afraid of a horror film. It pisses me off when people say films are scary and I see them and think they're funny.

e.g.
"The Exorcist is the scariest film ever!" ... I literally pissed myself laughing at the possession scenes.
"Saw is the most horrible, scariest film ever!" ... I laughed so hard at how fucking retarded the people were in it. I felt no pity, nevermind fear.
"The Ring is the scariest film ever!" ... Quite simply, no, it's not. Neither is the Japanese version. Stop saying this. If you do, you're an idiot.
"Audition is the scariest film ever!" ... No, it's not. I laughed until my appendix burst when she was sticking the needles in him.
Congo--Kinshasa
05-12-2006, 09:28
I have never been afraid of a horror film. It pisses me off when people say films are scary and I see them and think they're funny.

e.g.
"The Exorcist is the scariest film ever!" ... I literally pissed myself laughing at the possession scenes.
"Saw is the most horrible, scariest film ever!" ... I laughed so hard at how fucking retarded the people were in it. I felt no pity, nevermind fear.
"The Ring is the scariest film ever!" ... Quite simply, no, it's not. Neither is the Japanese version. Stop saying this. If you do, you're an idiot.
"Audition is the scariest film ever!" ... No, it's not. I laughed until my appendix burst when she was sticking the needles in him.

Unless I'm mistaken, in another thread you said you saw Pink Flamingos. Did that scare you!?

If not, nothing can, or ever will. You are fearless.
Heretichia
05-12-2006, 09:29
The worst movie scare I ever got was from Stephen Kings Carrie.
As a whole, the movie wasn't bad, I was actually a little dissapointed as it didn't scare me at all.

Come the final scene... it almost made me and my father shit our pants and we had goosebumps for half an hour... still freaks me out when I think about it... Uhhhh...

The Ring was pretty nasty too, purely by shock value... brrrr....
The Mindset
05-12-2006, 09:31
Unless I'm mistaken, in another thread you said you saw Pink Flamingos. Did that scare you!?

If not, nothing can, or ever will. You are fearless.

It grossed me out, but it doesn't scare me.
Congo--Kinshasa
05-12-2006, 09:33
It grossed me out, but it doesn't scare me.

Then nothing ever will. :eek:
Demented Hamsters
05-12-2006, 10:34
I have never been afraid of a horror film. It pisses me off when people say films are scary and I see them and think they're funny.

e.g.
"The Exorcist is the scariest film ever!" ... I literally pissed myself laughing at the possession scenes.
"Saw is the most horrible, scariest film ever!" ... I laughed so hard at how fucking retarded the people were in it. I felt no pity, nevermind fear.
"The Ring is the scariest film ever!" ... Quite simply, no, it's not. Neither is the Japanese version. Stop saying this. If you do, you're an idiot.
"Audition is the scariest film ever!" ... No, it's not. I laughed until my appendix burst when she was sticking the needles in him.
ohhh....aren't ye a tough wee scotsman. I bet ye stick thistles in ye oats for breakfast.
Congo--Kinshasa
06-12-2006, 01:28
Bump
Maineiacs
06-12-2006, 01:45
I have never been afraid of a horror film. It pisses me off when people say films are scary and I see them and think they're funny.

e.g.
"The Exorcist is the scariest film ever!" ... I literally pissed myself laughing at the possession scenes.
"Saw is the most horrible, scariest film ever!" ... I laughed so hard at how fucking retarded the people were in it. I felt no pity, nevermind fear.
"The Ring is the scariest film ever!" ... Quite simply, no, it's not. Neither is the Japanese version. Stop saying this. If you do, you're an idiot.
"Audition is the scariest film ever!" ... No, it's not. I laughed until my appendix burst when she was sticking the needles in him.

Not finding them scary is fine, I think they're more gross than anything else; but to think they're funny just makes you look sick, unless you're trying to be funny, in which case you just look stupid.
Snafturi
06-12-2006, 01:52
no. But trust me, if you want genuinely frightening stuff-nightmares-are-made-of movies, go Japanese.

Don't believe me? watch Audition. Go on. I dare you.

Audition gave me the oogies. I don't know if it is true, but on imdb trivia (http://imdb.com/title/tt0235198/trivia) it says the guy in the bag was really eating vomit.
Carnivorous Lickers
06-12-2006, 02:02
I would have to say Blair Witch Project.



after all these years, I still tremble as to how much I paid to rent that film.

HA! Thats what I was gonna say.

"SHUT UP MAN!!! Theres no BABY out there!!!"

:D

My wife was terrified-I asked her why she was scared of other people being scared? Dont you need an actual reason?

I often leave a small bundle of twigs outside the door when I'm starting a fire.


You know how horrifying twigs can be.
The Mindset
06-12-2006, 02:09
Not finding them scary is fine, I think they're more gross than anything else; but to think they're funny just makes you look sick, unless you're trying to be funny, in which case you just look stupid.

I'm quite sick. Anyone who cannot see the humour in "The Exorcist", for example, appears to be a moron to me. If you watched it with a Benny Hill soundtrack it'd be slapstick.
Llewdor
06-12-2006, 02:14
The title says it all.

IMO, the most frightening film ever is Pink Flamingos. I only saw the final scene, and I was deeply, deepy perturbed and disturbed.
I've seen all of it except for the final scene (it finally occured to me to stop watching that horrible movie), and I'm right there with you.
Congo--Kinshasa
06-12-2006, 04:52
I've seen all of it except for the final scene (it finally occured to me to stop watching that horrible movie), and I'm right there with you.

Ironically, it's just the opposite for me. I saw only the final scene. :p
Imperial isa
06-12-2006, 04:55
from what i been told the movies saw1,2,3
JuNii
06-12-2006, 05:28
HA! Thats what I was gonna say.

"SHUT UP MAN!!! Theres no BABY out there!!!"

:D

My wife was terrified-I asked her why she was scared of other people being scared? Dont you need an actual reason?

I often leave a small bundle of twigs outside the door when I'm starting a fire.


You know how horrifying twigs can be.for me, it was just stupid.

Going hiking into the mountains and not carrying extra food?

not knowing your way around a map and compass and not taking a guide?

ditching the map and compass because her royal bitchiness was lost and taking it out on you?

not taking a 2 way radio?

they were just asking to die.

the only good thing to come from that drek is all the adult parodies.
"Nude Witch Project"
"Erotic Witch Project"
etc...
:D
BackwoodsSquatches
06-12-2006, 07:01
Agreed! One should also rent The Entity (http://imdb.com/title/tt0082334/)!


I cant believe Hollywood hasnt re-made this one yet.

It seems with the still-popular remade horror classics trend that has become as tiresome as a Chuck Norris joke, that this one would have been re-done already.

Still, My personal choices for scariest ever would be "The Exorcist" or maybe "In the Mouth of Madness."

However, I will go on record as saying "The Devil's Rejects" is the best horror film since 2000.
Demented Hamsters
06-12-2006, 07:18
for me, it was just stupid.

Going hiking into the mountains and not carrying extra food?

not knowing your way around a map and compass and not taking a guide?

ditching the map and compass because her royal bitchiness was lost and taking it out on you?

not taking a 2 way radio?

they were just asking to die.
I spent the entire time sitting in the cinema thinking, "Ok, I wouldn't do that...Nor would I do that...wouldn't do that"
I think the movie should be used as a training vid for search and rescue on what not to do in the bush.
First and foremost of course would be, "Don't tell any inbred Deliverance folk that you're going in there unarmed."
Cromotar
06-12-2006, 10:45
There's only a few movies that I've really found scary:

- The Others (though I guessed the ending like halfway through)
- The Ring (I don't care what anyone says, that movie freaked me out)
- The Shining (Kubrick was a genius)
- Most Hitchcock movies

Totally not-scary movies:
- The Haunting (The new one. Sucked hugely, especially the ending. The original from 1963 was so much better.)
- Anything by M. Night Shyamalan after Sixth Sense (Both Signs and The Village crapped out totally in the ending.)
- Anything with excessive blood/gore (Only gets silly)
- Any other movie based on a Stephen King book
Peepelonia
06-12-2006, 13:50
HA! Thats what I was gonna say.

"SHUT UP MAN!!! Theres no BABY out there!!!"

:D

My wife was terrified-I asked her why she was scared of other people being scared? Dont you need an actual reason?

I often leave a small bundle of twigs outside the door when I'm starting a fire.


You know how horrifying twigs can be.


Hahahhahahah shit man you nearly made me poop meself!:D
Peepelonia
06-12-2006, 13:58
Ohhh yeah The Shining was good, umm anybody ever seen The Brood, or The Thing, or well anything based on HP Lovecraft's work, works best for me.
Carnivorous Lickers
06-12-2006, 16:57
Hahahhahahah shit man you nearly made me poop meself!:D

I need a very real reason,up close and personal, to feel fear. I'm funny like that.

That girl's snout dripping snot as she blubbered was funny as was the last scene where the guy was standing in the corner-I said "whats he taking a piss?"
My wife and her friend were terrified, they referred to when someone was killed- I was like wait !?! Who got killed and by what? The camera dropped and went off-did they walk into a beam?

Thats not scary.

And I get endless laughs out of the "SHUT UP MAN!!!! THERES NO BABY OUT THERE!!" line- like some man eating were-baby was stalking their camp,looking for cowardly meat.
Ifreann
06-12-2006, 17:07
I just videotaped Ruffy stripping in the Office Party thread.
Cluichstan
06-12-2006, 17:08
The Birds
Cluichstan
06-12-2006, 17:09
I just videotaped Ruffy stripping in the Office Party thread.

I think I just threw up in my mouth.
Imperial isa
06-12-2006, 17:10
I think I just threw up in my mouth.

i was there and did that
Peepelonia
06-12-2006, 17:13
I need a very real reason,up close and personal, to feel fear. I'm funny like that.

That girl's snout dripping snot as she blubbered was funny as was the last scene where the guy was standing in the corner-I said "whats he taking a piss?"
My wife and her friend were terrified, they referred to when someone was killed- I was like wait !?! Who got killed and by what? The camera dropped and went off-did they walk into a beam?

Thats not scary.

And I get endless laughs out of the "SHUT UP MAN!!!! THERES NO BABY OUT THERE!!" line- like some man eating were-baby was stalking their camp,looking for cowardly meat.


heh naa man it was the scary twigs that done me in.
Cluichstan
06-12-2006, 17:17
i was there and did that

You threw up in my mouth?!? :eek:
Imperial isa
06-12-2006, 17:34
You threw up in my mouth?!? :eek:

i was hiding in there :D
Cluichstan
06-12-2006, 17:38
i was hiding in there :D

Ew.
Xenophobialand
06-12-2006, 22:33
The Thing and Aliens. Recently, I liked Dog Soldiers, and I've heard nothing but good things for The Descent.