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My Bare Lady (http://www.etonline.com/tv/spotlight/37898/index.html)

I would have to admit, I might watch this for the Humor factor.

But porn stars...



in London...



Doing Shakespeare...



To all those in London... I humbly apologize for this.

Hmmm, any nude/sex scene?

Hmmm, any nude/sex scene?

it'll probably be shown during prime time... so... possibly.

it'll probably be shown during prime time... so... possibly.

Hmmm, this may be the one time I would stay awake during a play. :D

This WILL get people interested in Shakespeare. Brilliant method, it's a wonder it hasn't been tried already.

Well, it probably has.

But they should do this for other great works too. The US Constitution. The Bible. Stereo instructions.

But they should do this for other great works too. The US Constitution. The Bible. Stereo instructions.

If it doesn't have greater than 20hz - 22.1khz frequency response, I don't give a shit... Nudes or not.

Of course, one could always buy the stereo system just for the nudie instruction manual, keep the manual, and return the system, stating that you lost the manual (or that it simply didn't come with one).

But then, why go through the hassle when there's free nudity on the internet?

If it doesn't have greater than 20hz - 22.1khz frequency response, I don't give a shit... Nudes or not.

Of course, one could always buy the stereo system just for the nudie instruction manual, keep the manual, and return the system, stating that you lost the manual (or that it simply didn't come with one).

But then, why go through the hassle when there's free nudity on the internet?

So you can have it on the bus, in the supermarket, and other social environments.

If it doesn't have greater than 20hz - 22.1khz frequency response, I don't give a shit... Nudes or not.

Of course, one could always buy the stereo system just for the nudie instruction manual, keep the manual, and return the system, stating that you lost the manual (or that it simply didn't come with one).


But what if someone else tried that trick?

But what if someone else tried that trick?

Sue the store?

"All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players: they have their exits and their entrances; and one man in his time plays many parts, his acts being seven ages."

Hehe, nobody can defeat http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/shakespeare.gif

This WILL get people interested in Shakespeare. Brilliant method, it's a wonder it hasn't been tried already.


No it won't. It will get people interested in attractive women. Which isnt nessecary.

No it won't. It will get people interested in attractive women. Which isnt nessecary.

At least it's better than having an all-male cast, like they did during Shakesphere time.

"All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players: they have their exits and their entrances; and one man in his time plays many parts, his acts being seven ages."

Hehe, nobody can defeat http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/shakespeare.gif

GN, I have seen some strange smileys from you over the years, but why, oh why, would you have one of William Shakespeare!?

This WILL get people interested in Shakespeare. Brilliant method, it's a wonder it hasn't been tried already.

Well, it probably has.

But they should do this for other great works too. The US Constitution. The Bible. Stereo instructions.
*imagines how they act out "Insert the stereo input cables into the appropriate slots"* :D

Othello, Anthony & Cleopatra, and R&J would become a lot more interesting...

When did news and entertainment officially switch? It feels like they have.

GN, I have seen some strange smileys from you over the years, but why, oh why, would you have one of William Shakespeare!?
Because I'm a great admirer of his works and - like with this thread - you never know when you would have need of Bill to save the day (or thread?). :D

(Besides, what's wrong with a Shakespearean smiley? I'm rather fond of this one...)

Man, is that gonna suck. And yes, the pun was intended.

Ew. On so many levels. I want to stab my eyes out now.

Man, is that gonna suck. And yes, the pun was intended.
Glad you didn't say "Man, are they gonna suck." - Because I'd bet that they are quite good at it... :D
Ew. On so many levels. I want to stab my eyes out now.
*hands Outcast Jesuits a pointy stick*

There - and remember, one swift jab each.

*hands Outcast Jesuits a pointy stick*

There - and remember, one swift jab each.

No, I'll find something more poetic. Not sure what, but I'm working on it.

Ew. On so many levels. I want to stab my eyes out now.

I dunno... considering they're porn stars, seeing them might not be so bad (now if it was Ron Jeremy...) but hearing them speak...

No, I'll find something more poetic. Not sure what, but I'm working on it.
Then I might suggest a quill - that would at least be full of symbolism ;)
I dunno... considering they're porn stars, seeing them might not be so bad (now if it was Ron Jeremy...) but hearing them speak...
Haha, I can't picture Ron doing Shakespeare either.
As for the porn stars - you never really hear them speak all that much. I for one say give'em a chance. And should they really suck, fuck'em. (Uhm, well, you know what I mean ;))

what next porn with cloths?!

Othello, Anthony & Cleopatra, and R&J would become a lot more interesting...

Yeah, especially Romeo and Juliet. (grins wickedly and thinks perverted thoughts)

what next porn with cloths?!
Oh, yeah, baby, show me that flax.

I, personally, can't wait to see some Acetate on Sisil action.

Oh, yeah, baby, show me that flax.

I, personally, can't wait to see some Acetate on Sisil action.

None of that artificial shit, 100% natural all the way! ;)