Teen crashes car after hearing doll cry
Tarlachia
01-12-2006, 21:00
How ridiculous can some people be?
Read for yourself!
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061201/ap_on_fe_st/fake_baby_accident
What really cracks me up is that even with a wrecked car, and I quote:
"When officers arrived, she was still caring for the baby," Creel said.
JiangGuo
01-12-2006, 21:13
This is disturbing, an educational school project almost got her killed.
No her stupidity almost got her killed. She's a Darwin Award waiting to happen.
The Golden Simatar
01-12-2006, 21:18
*sigh*
The baby musta been from the "666 Toys".
No her stupidity almost got her killed. She's a Darwin Award waiting to happen.
Why, because she got distracted while driving and crashed?
Why, because she got distracted while driving and crashed?
you'll notice in the article that she was driving without a licence.
out of curiosity, What's the speed limit on highways in california?
oh, and Humor: and she may have thought that she was in the twilight zone.... (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Living_Doll_(The_Twilight_Zone))
Why, because she got distracted while driving and crashed?
She was driving without a license. IN A MINI COOPER. You don't disrespect the Cooper by driving without a license.
As for California highways...sadly, any posted number is seen as a minimum speed. Average speed is actually around 75-85 mph.
Iztatepopotla
01-12-2006, 21:42
Hmm... forgetting to drive because your baby cried... I think that's a failing grade in the responsible parenthood class.
Greyenivol Colony
02-12-2006, 00:53
Driving is bad for you and the people around you.
Lacadaemon
02-12-2006, 00:56
The experiment obviously worked. She's clearly unfit to be a mother, and therefore must be sterilized immeadiately.
Greater Trostia
02-12-2006, 01:02
Driving is bad for you and the people around you.
I agree. It should be banned from public places.
This is disturbing, an educational school project almost got her killed.
correction, an Illegal activity mixed with an educational school project almost got her and someone else killed.
Greyenivol Colony
02-12-2006, 01:15
I agree. It should be banned from public places.
Yes. If people want to drive around in their "hot rods" they should do it in the privacy of their own homes.
Lacadaemon
02-12-2006, 01:23
If driving is banned in public, how am I going to get home when I am too drunk to walk?
Slaughterhouse five
02-12-2006, 01:28
i think those projects are rather useless.
i think those projects are rather useless.
.. and I *know* these projects are rather annoying when you share a bedroom with a young woman who decided that she needs a fake baby to keepr her and me awake at night crying for goddamn educational purposes.
Greater Trostia
02-12-2006, 01:51
If driving is banned in public, how am I going to get home when I am too drunk to walk?
Helicopter. Helicopter piloting should be incouraged, and widespread. Helicopters for everyone!
.. and I *know* these projects are rather annoying when you share a bedroom with a young woman who decided that she needs a fake baby to keepr her and me awake at night crying for goddamn educational purposes.
well, it does give a glimpse into the life of being a parent.
but I say they should go all the way. carseats, Diaper bags, actually having to change the baby...
well, it does give a glimpse into the life of being a parent.
No, me it only gives the glimpse into the life of being the bedroom partner of a parent, which is exactly what I am trying very hard to avoid.
ok, enough fun and games... let's find out the answer to the real question...
did she pass the parenting excercise? :D
Wilgrove
02-12-2006, 02:23
You would think she would pull over and then take care of the stupid doll.
New Xero Seven
02-12-2006, 02:36
Either this is a result of...
1. Her dumbness.
2. Evil baby.
Zatarack
02-12-2006, 02:36
Helicopter. Helicopter piloting should be incouraged, and widespread. Helicopters for everyone!
"No, you idiot, stop swerving through the air, no, no, ahhhhh!"*crashes into billboard*
"No, you idiot, stop swerving through the air, no, no, ahhhhh!"*crashes into billboard*
Sh!t... I'm f*#ked then... Billboards are illegal in Hawaii... Guess I'll just have to crash into the mountains as usual. :(
Zatarack
02-12-2006, 02:40
Sh!t... I'm f*#ked then... Billboards are illegal in Hawaii... Guess I'll just have to crash into the mountains as usual. :(
I hear the reimbursments for putting on a good show for tourists is quite impressive.
I hear the reimbursments for putting on a good show for tourists is quite impressive.
only if they survive. ;)
Lydiardia
02-12-2006, 02:44
She was driving without a license. IN A MINI COOPER. You don't disrespect the Cooper by driving without a license.
As for California highways...sadly, any posted number is seen as a minimum speed. Average speed is actually around 75-85 mph.
Hope you're driving in the right-hand lane then..
Because it's your sort that get in my way and cause me to brake hard when I'm doing 160mph.. Oh, you're american.? Guess I'll just have to stick to an adult country where we trust our drivers once they've got their licences, instead of imposing an arbitarty speed limit that's a relic from fuel saving measures in the first world war..
On the other hand, I've driven american cars on american roads - and I can assure you doing 85mph in a mini-cooper would be a lot safer than your average Taurus or Lincoln Town Car.. THose things aren't safe to drive above 40!
That will teach her parents to buy their kid a car and let them joyride before they get their license. (There is no way a kid that age can afford a new car and insurance on it by themselves, especially if they can't even drive.)
United Uniformity
02-12-2006, 03:44
You would think she would pull over and then take care of the stupid doll.
She did only she did it a little too sharply :D
I just suprised the doll was still working after the crash. And do you think it wet its self? I think I would have after that. :p