NationStates Jolt Archive


Thousands of Doritos tragically beach themselves.

Drunk commies deleted
01-12-2006, 20:51
Thousands of doritos, one of the sea's most colorful snack foods, have beached themselves in Virginia. All three known subspecies, the blue cool ranch, the well known nacho and the fiery red spicy nacho, washed up on the beach by the thousands. People in the region, in an effort to make the most of nature's bounty, gathered the fallen doritos presumably for one of their ritual feasts involving marijuana and beer.

http://content.hamptonroads.com/story.cfm?story=115304&ran=44455&tref=po
JiangGuo
01-12-2006, 20:53
Should've bought a GPS instead of being such cheapskates to rely on their natural compass instincts.
Demented Hamsters
01-12-2006, 20:55
Nobody tell LG. He'll be heart-broken.
JiangGuo
01-12-2006, 20:58
Nobody tell LG. He'll be heart-broken.

Hey DH, you're a Hong Kong local or just there for work?
Demented Hamsters
01-12-2006, 20:59
Just here for work. why do you ask?

Are you from around these parts?
Ifreann
01-12-2006, 21:01
There is a word for how awesome that would be. That word is incomprehensibly.
JiangGuo
01-12-2006, 21:02
Just here for work. why do you ask?

Are you from around these parts?

Nah, despite the name. I'm just an American who is a Sinophile. I work as a translator of Chinese for the Department of Justice. If you're a foreigner to HK there for work, do you work in IT or hedge-fund management?
Demented Hamsters
01-12-2006, 21:04
Nah, despite the name. I'm just an American who is a Sinophile. I work as a translator of Chinese for the Department of Justice.
Ever been to HK?
JiangGuo
01-12-2006, 21:10
Ever been to HK?

Yep. WAY back. Before '97.
Demented Hamsters
01-12-2006, 21:17
Yep. WAY back. Before '97.
I doubt you'd recognise the place then. I've only been here two years and it's changed. Apparently the lifespan of your average building here is only 20 something years. Also they keep filling in Victoria Harbour as land reclamation. I figure within a few more years you'll be able to walk from HK island to Kowloon.

I live on one of the outlying islands, which suits me. No cars, no big buildings, lots of trees, a nice, clean(ish) beach only 15 minute walk away and around twenty restaurants to choose from, offering foods from all over Asia.
Pax dei
01-12-2006, 21:20
Nooooooooooooooooo *deep breath* oooooooooooooooooo!
Lunatic Goofballs
01-12-2006, 22:21
Nobody tell LG. He'll be heart-broken.

Why don't these things ever happen in Connecticut?!? :mad:
New Genoa
01-12-2006, 22:25
Why don't these things ever happen in Connecticut?!? :mad:

Because we're a boring state.
JuNii
01-12-2006, 22:28
“I got two stripers and 35 bags of Doritos,” the captain answered. :D :D :D
IL Ruffino
01-12-2006, 22:40
Lucky bastards.
Swilatia
01-12-2006, 22:44
if only this happened in Gdansk.
Rhaomi
01-12-2006, 22:45
Just when you thought the oceans couldn't get any more poisonous...
IL Ruffino
01-12-2006, 22:48
Just when you thought the oceans couldn't get any more poisonous...

*is shocked and confused*
Maraque
01-12-2006, 23:05
Beached Doritos!!!! :eek:
Wiztopia
03-12-2006, 07:21
Just when you thought the oceans couldn't get any more poisonous...

Since when are Doritos poisonous?
Aronnax
03-12-2006, 07:35
Beached Doritos!!!! :eek:

Quick! the only way to save them is to operate and take out their Chip organs!!!
JuNii
03-12-2006, 07:36
Quick! the only way to save them is to operate and take out their Chip organs!!!

we have to remove all damaged and deformed chips as well. WE MUST OPERATE!

Don't forget to keep them moist... I got the Dips!
Aronnax
03-12-2006, 07:47
we have to remove all damaged and deformed chips as well. WE MUST OPERATE!

Don't forget to keep them moist... I got the Dips!

Is it sour cream?
The Minotaur Alliance
03-12-2006, 07:49
And here today, we bow our heads in the tragic loss of our fallen comrades.
Please, a moment of silen--

*CRUNCH*

Amen.
JuNii
03-12-2006, 07:51
Is it sour cream?

among others...
JuNii
03-12-2006, 07:51
And here today, we bow our heads in the tragic loss of our fallen comrades.
Please, a moment of silen--

*CRUNCH*

Amen.

*Organizes a 21 Crunch salute*
Maraque
03-12-2006, 07:58
*smothers the deformed chip in french onion dip*

WE'RE LOSIN' 'EM!!!!!!
The Minotaur Alliance
03-12-2006, 07:58
*Organizes a 21 Crunch salute*

*Tears are shed*
*Fingers are stained*
*The dream lives on*
Layarteb
03-12-2006, 07:58
Man I would have been down there with a huge net. I love Doritos.
Aronnax
03-12-2006, 08:04
*smothers the deformed chip in french onion dip*

WE'RE LOSIN' 'EM!!!!!!

QUICK! Try mouth to stomach respiration!!
JuNii
03-12-2006, 08:05
*smothers the deformed chip in french onion dip*

WE'RE LOSIN' 'EM!!!!!!
*mouth stuffed with Chips*
Imf trynk, buf ifs nouf ufe...
Maraque
03-12-2006, 08:09
*stuffs dorito in mouth*

*CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH*

HESO NTO GOIJNGBIUH TO LEKVIE!!11111

*CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH*
Aronnax
03-12-2006, 08:11
*stuffs dorito in mouth*

*CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH*

HESO NTO GOIJNGBIUH TO LEKVIE!!11111

*CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH*

We lost him.....

CRUNCH!

That takes care of the funeral
JuNii
03-12-2006, 08:13
We lost him.....

CRUNCH!

That takes care of the funeral
*sniff*
*straightens out the empty package*
*bows head*
*tosses package into trash can*

NEXT!
The Minotaur Alliance
03-12-2006, 08:20
Dorito, oh Dorito
How we love you so
With cheese so fine
Your flavors divine
How crunchy art thine sides
Despite water, waves, tides
We send thee to a place much better
A smudge on joyful lips, of cheddar

*Ritualistically opens a bag, takes a chip and passes it on*

We wish you the finest of digestion.
Farewell; sadness, is out the question.