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No iPod for dear leader

Aryavartha
01-12-2006, 17:18
oh noes! how can he live without iPod. Surely he will surrender his nukes and behave from now on...:p

http://www.betanews.com/article/US_to_North_Korea_No_iPods_for_You/1164833760

US to North Korea: No iPods for You
By Ed Oswald, BetaNews
November 29, 2006, 4:03 PM

In its continuing effort to rout out North Korean dictator Kim Jong-il, the United States government is now trying a new tactic: banning the sale of iPods :D and other high-tech items to the country.

Kim has an apparent sweet tooth for high-tech items, which he gives as gifts to families that support or run his communist government. It will be the first time that the US has used sanctions for the specific purpose of frustrating the leader, the Associated Press says.

While the gifts also include non-tech items such as cognac, cigarettes and expensive cars, the ban also includes high-end consumer electronics such as plasma televisions, Segway scooters, and even the ubiquitous iPod. The sanctions have the blessing of the United Nations.

Traditionally, sanctions are intended to block a rogue nation from obtaining military goods. However, world leaders and the United Nations, apparently running out of ideas to get the tyrant to agree to their terms, are trying to hit him in areas they have not previously.

Some close to the situation who have since defected say lavish gifts are one way that Kim uses to keep control of the impoverished nation. Most of these items are all but impossible for the common North Korean to obtain.

It's not clear if the ban would work, but some speculate that it could make it harder for Kim to keep his associates happy. With the latest round of talks between the North Koreans and the US failing, there's not much left for government officials to do, they say.

"It can't hurt, but whether it works, we don't know," former senior State Department official Robert Einhorn told the AP.


Ok, Mr Former senior state department dumbass, these kind of sanctions rarely work. It only helps the smugglers. NK is bordering China, you know the country where the iPod is probably manufactured....
Aronnax
01-12-2006, 17:20
oh noes! how can he live without iPod. Surely he will surrender his nukes and behave from now on...:p

http://www.betanews.com/article/US_to_North_Korea_No_iPods_for_You/1164833760


Ok, Mr Former senior state department dumbass, these kind of sanctions rarely work. It only helps the smugglers. NK is bordering China, you know the country where the iPod is probably manufactured....

Oh you know how stupid american politician can be these days
Andaluciae
01-12-2006, 17:20
oh noes! how can he live without iPod. Surely he will surrender his nukes and behave from now on...:p

http://www.betanews.com/article/US_to_North_Korea_No_iPods_for_You/1164833760


Ok, Mr Former senior state department dumbass, these kind of sanctions rarely work. It only helps the smugglers. NK is bordering China, you know the country where the iPod is probably manufactured....

The reason for these sanctions is to cut off something whose absence won't hurt the people of North Korea. In that the only option is luxuries.
Slartiblartfast
01-12-2006, 17:22
Why oh why didn't they try this with Saddam - think of all the effort they would have saved:confused:
Andaluciae
01-12-2006, 17:24
Why oh why didn't they try this with Saddam - think of all the effort they would have saved:confused:

There were no iPods in the nineties :D
Drunk commies deleted
01-12-2006, 17:40
Why don't we just drop crates full of guns, ammo and grenades on N. Korea along with pamphlets urging the people to stage a revolution so they can put in place a government that feeds them? It seems to me that with all the suffering inflicted on the people of N. Korea they should be ready to take their country back.

Maybe it's a dumb idea, but no dumber than making sure Kim can't get his hands on a new jet ski.
Carnivorous Lickers
01-12-2006, 18:05
Why don't we just drop crates full of guns, ammo and grenades on N. Korea along with pamphlets urging the people to stage a revolution so they can put in place a government that feeds them? It seems to me that with all the suffering inflicted on the people of N. Korea they should be ready to take their country back.

Maybe it's a dumb idea, but no dumber than making sure Kim can't get his hands on a new jet ski.

You can be sure there is something along those lines in the works right now.


I would be making sure Kim was getting all the iPods and jet skis he wanted.

They'd be altered and "special", of course.
Greyenivol Colony
02-12-2006, 00:58
Why don't we just drop crates full of guns, ammo and grenades on N. Korea along with pamphlets urging the people to stage a revolution so they can put in place a government that feeds them? It seems to me that with all the suffering inflicted on the people of N. Korea they should be ready to take their country back.

Maybe it's a dumb idea, but no dumber than making sure Kim can't get his hands on a new jet ski.

Because they wouldn't.

The North Korean people genuinely believe that Kim Jong-il is the best leader a country could possibly have and that his method of government is the sole effective method.

They would immediately hand over the weapons to the Army. And that's not what we would want at all.
Ifreann
02-12-2006, 01:00
He's better off without an iPod anyway, he'd just have to send it back once the battery borks itself.
Call to power
02-12-2006, 01:06
if I find a present from North Korea under my tree this year you can be assured I will have been brought

Stupid U.N and its war on Christmas cheer :(
JuNii
02-12-2006, 02:00
You can be sure there is something along those lines in the works right now.


I would be making sure Kim was getting all the iPods and jet skis he wanted.

They'd be altered and "special", of course.

what... hard coded to play nothing but William Hung songs?
Andaras Prime
02-12-2006, 02:52
Yes well Kim would only have learnt that the pods are nothing but glorified MP3 players.
Posi
02-12-2006, 03:20
Yes well Kim would only have learnt that the pods are nothing but glorified MP3 players.

Which he won't have access to either.
New Xero Seven
02-12-2006, 03:40
Kim: "SCREW iPODS!!! I'VE GOT NUKEZZZZZ!!!!!! I'LL PWN YOUR MERICAN ARSES!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!" :eek:
Megaloria
02-12-2006, 03:42
1,000 Nukes. In your airspace.
Potarius
02-12-2006, 03:45
1,000 Nukes. In your airspace.

Or 1,000 cans of rotten, opened tuna and bean curd. In your airducts.

That would flush 'em out. :p
Megaloria
02-12-2006, 03:46
Or 1,000 cans of rotten, opened tuna and bean curd. In your airducts.

That would flush 'em out. :p

Chemical Warfare...or Comical Warfare?