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If everyone had a larger monkeysphere (http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/monkeysphere.html), would most of the world's problems be gone?
Discuss.

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If everyone had a larger monkeysphere (http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/monkeysphere.html), would most of the world's problems be gone?
Discuss.

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If everyone had a larger monkeysphere (http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/monkeysphere.html), would most of the world's problems be gone?
Discuss.

Not most, many but not a majority.

Oooh! David Wong and PWOT! Sweet.

The exact triangular photonomic actualization of the so called Monkeysphere is only a vivid oculation between gravity and human existance. Those who believe the rhetorical antics of such things are maddening crazy. I see no reason why you are made of cheese.

Yes, it probably would.

But I enjoy having my limited monkeysphere, the idea of caring about thousands upon thousands of people fills me with dread, there would be no room left in my mind for anything else, I would be a purely social person, and I enjoy my selfish antisocialness.

I want a monkeysphere that will fit in my pocket.

I don't think such large monkeyspheres are possible.

My monkeysphere is actually an irregular polyhedron.

How many of us saw this and pictured a monkey running around in a sphere. A Bubble Monkey, if you will.

Yes, it probably would.

But I enjoy having my limited monkeysphere, the idea of caring about thousands upon thousands of people fills me with dread, there would be no room left in my mind for anything else, I would be a purely social person, and I enjoy my selfish antisocialness.

Consider this: the purely social you would never have known your selfish antisocialness, and thus would probably enjoy his purely socialness. What if, then, he were told people would be better off with a smaller monkeysphere? Consider the alternate point of view.

Frankly, I'd like a bigger monkeysphere. Ever since I read that article I've been catching myself demonstrating it left and right and yet no matter how many times I try to prevent it I still do it. (As an example: to kill time I'm watching "The Day After Tomorrow" (the disaster movie) and randomly commented to myself about how stupid it was that primarily red staters(read: ignorant redneck boobs) were the ones able to be evacuated. Then I slapped myself for such idiocy.
On a side note, I'm just to the south of the line Dennis Quaid's character draws on that map of the U.S. Makes me feel a wee bit better somehow.)

Bah. It sounds nice.

Of course, he's wrong on a number of points, but it has a nice ring to it.

Frankly, I'd like a bigger monkeysphere. Ever since I read that article I've been catching myself demonstrating it left and right and yet no matter how many times I try to prevent it I still do it. (As an example: to kill time I'm watching "The Day After Tomorrow" (the disaster movie) and randomly commented to myself about how stupid it was that primarily red staters(read: ignorant redneck boobs) were the ones able to be evacuated. Then I slapped myself for such idiocy.

Slap yourself for the idiocy of beleiving a self-fulfilling prophecy. Just because it is creul to say it doesn't mean it isn't true.

Slap yourself for the idiocy of beleiving a self-fulfilling prophecy. Just because it is creul to say it doesn't mean it isn't true.

I have a confusing, jumbled response to this. Unfortunately, it's so jumbled I can't actually word it properly.

I have a confusing, jumbled response to this. Unfortunately, it's so jumbled I can't actually word it properly.

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