NationStates Jolt Archive


Need a kid?

Drunk commies deleted
30-11-2006, 16:30
Some dude placed an ad on Craigslist offering a slightly abused 5 year old for free to a good home.

The ad was written as if it were placed by the mother and read, in part: "I've had him now for five years. I've somewhat abused him, but I cannot control myself or him. I have mental problems. DCF (The Department of Children & Families) won't remove him. His father lives in California and has no contact with him. I don't make enough money to support him and myself."


http://www.wftv.com/irresistible/10424695/detail.html

Sure it was a joke, but I'll bet some cops and family services people had to waste time investigating. I think the guy should pay for wasting their time.
Aequilibritas
30-11-2006, 19:37
Some dude placed an ad on Craigslist offering a slightly abused 5 year old for free to a good home.




http://www.wftv.com/irresistible/10424695/detail.html

Sure it was a joke, but I'll bet some cops and family services people had to waste time investigating. I think the guy should pay for wasting their time.

And then get some help/a sense of humour transplant.
New Genoa
30-11-2006, 21:14
And then get some help/a sense of humour transplant.

Dark humor is some of the best humor there is.
Euphectasy
30-11-2006, 21:18
dark humor is fine and dandy but what's bright humor?
Congo--Kinshasa
30-11-2006, 21:23
I think the guy should pay for wasting their time.

I agree.
Multiland
30-11-2006, 21:56
Some dude placed an ad on Craigslist offering a slightly abused 5 year old for free to a good home.




http://www.wftv.com/irresistible/10424695/detail.html

Sure it was a joke, but I'll bet some cops and family services people had to waste time investigating. I think the guy should pay for wasting their time.


Hmm the story suggests no charges can be filed... in this country the guy would get done for wasting police time
Teh_pantless_hero
30-11-2006, 22:01
Some dude placed an ad on Craigslist offering a slightly abused 5 year old for free to a good home.

http://www.wftv.com/irresistible/10424695/detail.html

Sure it was a joke, but I'll bet some cops and family services people had to waste time investigating. I think the guy should pay for wasting their time.

Oh believe me, investigating a possible real molestation is probably better than what family services would be doing, at least in Alabama.
Posi
01-12-2006, 01:50
I'll take him. I came across this neat recipe I want to try out. I just need to figure out my microwave...
New Xero Seven
01-12-2006, 02:33
I'll take him. I came across this neat recipe I want to try out. I just need to figure out my microwave...

Use the stove oven my friend, it delivers better taste.
Zarakon
01-12-2006, 03:19
I wouldn't mind one. I can sell his nonessential organs on the black market, maybe teach him how to cook and clean...
Zarakon
01-12-2006, 03:19
I'll take him. I came across this neat recipe I want to try out. I just need to figure out my microwave...

Dude, this woman in Ohio was arrested on suspicion of microwaving her 1-month old daughter. Recently.