NationStates Jolt Archive

Yeah, something like that.

2006
2005
2004
2003
2002

The whatcha sound like thread should probably be in there, what year was that 2005 or 2006?

The whatcha sound like thread should probably be in there, what year was that 2005 or 2006?
2006

See here (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/forumdisplay.php?s=&f=1233&page=1&pp=25&sort=lastpost&order=desc&daysprune=-1).

One of my favourites is "Post of Death" from 2006.

Gabbly (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=498884)! :D

Last year's office party! (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=460400)

:eek:

Mods acting like n00bS!!!!! (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=338381)

This was long before I came, though, just found it in the archives... :eek:

:eek:

Mods acting like n00bS!!!!! (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=338381)

This was long before I came, though, just found it in the archives... :eek:

Hey, Pancake! You're always an option in my polls (okay, often with cake, pie, and Myrth), but you never post in 'em! Whyzzat?

I think the "Mark Foley is the new Rosa Parks" thread was one of the great ones for sheer trollishness, at least I joined.

Last year's office party! (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=460400)

Hands down. It was my rebirth in General!

Hey, Pancake! You're always an option in my polls (okay, often with cake, pie, and Myrth), but you never post in 'em! Whyzzat?

I don't know. I don't remember seeing any; if I did they just didn't seem interesting at all.

Last year's office party! (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=460400)

Awww, yeah. I think that makes up the top ten on its own. I nominate Kanabia's beauty pageant.

not this one.

Last year's office party! (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=460400)



Oh yeah, thats where I made a cubicle fort and all hell broke loose

Awww, yeah. I think that makes up the top ten on its own. I nominate Kanabia's beauty pageant.

Hey, he copied MY idea.

I nominate Choose Wisely, of course.

Choose Wisely.
Post of Death.
How Do You Do It?

Oh yeah, thats where I made a cubicle fort and all hell broke loose
I seem to remember everybody took turns to ride an ass called Pedro...

Hey, he copied MY idea.

I nominate Choose Wisely, of course.

I nominate both of your threads.

I seem to remember everybody took turns to ride an ass called Pedro...

All I remember is bears, vodka, and people examing each others assets.

I seem to remember everybody took turns to ride an ass called Pedro...

That poor donkey... :(

I seem to remember everybody took turns to ride an ass called Pedro...


and something about lots of licking and trampolines

All I remember is bears, vodka, and people examing each others assets.

and something about lots of licking and trampolines

We'll have to have another one this year. :D

I don't know. I don't remember seeing any; if I did they just didn't seem interesting at all.

:(

I nominate my thread about the use of public toilets. ;)

2003, The Poets of NS thread. Its in the archives and linked in my sig. Best thread ever.

The saddest moment was when they changed the forum titles to this idiot gibberish.

Second saddest would be when TRA finally stopped coming back.

It was nice when they finally threw out that pissant calvinist.

I'd have to change the second saddest to "when cat tribes stopped posting"

The various breakdowns of corneliu-l'errone were always entertaining.

As of late the forum is delving into infamy and disrepute with the profusion of unchecked trolls.

Perhaps the saddest moment is actually when the mods - either willfully or through neglect - turned troll-friendly and this became a troll-friendly forum.

Every thread ever started by Jesussaves.

Every thread ever started by Jesussaves.

I wish JesusSaves was around when I first started. He sounds so much fun. :(

I wish JesusSaves was around when I first started. He sounds so much fun. :(

His quip about a parrot was the high point. I actually spat on my monitor from a sudden burst of laughter. :p

His quip about a parrot was the high point. I actually spat on my monitor from a sudden burst of laughter. :p

Have a link to it? :(

I should have come to NS earlier, though thankfully in February I was starting to mature so if I came earlier you guys probably would have flamed the crap out of me. :(

Have a link to it? :(

I should have come to NS earlier, though thankfully in February I was starting to mature so if I came earlier you guys probably would have flamed the crap out of me. :(

Right here, I remembered reading his threads a few weeks ago.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=398539&page=2

and if you just want to read the post

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=8223854&postcount=24

That poor donkey... :(

That was my ass! :eek:

And it's true: The Office Party was the Greatest Thread Ever!

Followed closely by How do You Do It :p

Right here, I remembered reading his threads a few weeks ago.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=398539&page=2

and if you just want to read the post

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=8223854&postcount=24
Chicken pi! Vittos Ordination! Neo-Anasrchists!
So many good posters all gone.

Chicken pi! Vittos Ordination! Neo-Anasrchists!
So many good posters all gone.

Yea, when I read past threads I realize that there were so many more people posting on nsg back then. Must've been good times.

:eek:

Mods acting like n00bS!!!!! (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=338381)



Seconded

Yea, when I read past threads I realize that there were so many more people posting on nsg back then. Must've been good times.For crying out loud. don't get mushy about an NSG you never experienced. To be honest, it's much the same now, just with some differnt people. Actually, I'm willing to bet most of the people in that thread are still around in some guise or another.

Anyhow, I will think of some classic threads presently. Most of the ones metioned heretofore were shit.

For crying out loud. don't get mushy about an NSG you never experienced. To be honest, it's much the same now, just with some differnt people. Actually, I'm willing to bet most of the people in that thread are still around in some guise or another.

Anyhow, I will think of some classic threads presently. Most of the ones metioned heretofore were shit.

I'm not getting as mushy as much as I'm bored. Besides I spend alot more time lurking than I do posting so reading past threads is really just the same thing one way or another.

72? 72!?

I think you mean 37 (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=357576), no?

Jesussaves is a winner.

Jesussaves is a winner.

agreed.

The OP about how Harry Potter turns nice girls into satanic worshippers has to be the best trolling/stupid posting ever. need a link to it.

nm... here a highlight that got me.

"An article from a major newspaper was emailed to me yesterday." (this referring to the infamous HP post)

the major newspaper turned out to be... The Onion

Most of the threads in the archives are RP threads.




Archive: Fail

Most of the threads in the archives are RP threads.




Archive: Fail

There are some non-rp threads there though.

Last year's office party! (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=460400)
Tht deserves a place in the top 10, easily.
Oh yeah, thats where I made a cubicle fort and all hell broke loose
Ah the cubicle fort wars. Purest awesome.
We'll have to have another one this year. :D

Damn right we do!

Oh, and the NBIP party thread should get some loving, wot.

Right here, I remembered reading his threads a few weeks ago.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=398539&page=2

and if you just want to read the post

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=8223854&postcount=24

i just spat coke on to my monitor reading that

i just spat coke on to my monitor reading that

the whole parrot thing sounds like a good Bush-ism, doesnt it?

the whole parrot thing sounds like a good Bush-ism, doesnt it?

that is what i was thinking

There are some non-rp threads there though.

I have one in there from before my death and resurrection. *nod*

I have one in there from before my death and resurrection. *nod*

ever hear of a song called LG Fuad?

im really just wondering

I have one in there from before my death and resurrection. *nod*

Link?

I have one anouncing my engagement (thanx again steph), plus I have alot of posts in the peotry thread (I need to go through and recaim soem that are labeled anonymous now.)

I have one in there from before my death and resurrection. *nod*

:eek:
zombie
*pulls out 50cal rifle and talks to self dam things are all over the place now days*

:eek:
zombie
*pulls out 50cal rifle and talks to self dam things are all over the place now days*

what? you mean trolls like The Redemption Army (surprised he didnt start a new thread today...) and MTAE?

not something to shoot oneself over.

... by the way, if youre going to pull out a .50 cal rifle, i sure as hell hope you can fire one.

I think this thread should be there as an example of just how easily one can send it careening off topic.

I think this thread should be there as an example of just how easily one can send it careening off topic.

Don't you mean careering? <further off topic>

Don't you mean careering? <further off topic>

Possibly........

what? you mean trolls like The Redemption Army (surprised he didnt start a new thread today...) and MTAE?

not something to shoot oneself over.

... by the way, if youre going to pull out a .50 cal rifle, i sure as hell hope you can fire one.

so do i

and i was not going to shot myself weres the fun in that

shit the .50 cal its to scare people with

if iam going to kill some one i use the f88

so do i

and i was not going to sho myself wre the fun in that

shit the .50 cal its to scare people with

if iam going to kill some one i use the f88

:D

hell, just the shells from a .50 caliber scare the shit out of me. and i meant to remove the bit about shooting yourself, sorry.

btw, you spelled "shoo" wrong :p

Link?

I have one anouncing my engagement (thanx again steph), plus I have alot of posts in the peotry thread (I need to go through and recaim soem that are labeled anonymous now.)

I swear this (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=301265) is my thread.
Though my name is not on it,
You should know my work. :)

We'll have to have another one this year. :D

YEAH!!

In about three weeks time :)

*Gets excited, rejoins the Happy-club* :D

:eek:
zombie
*pulls out 50cal rifle and talks to self dam things are all over the place now days*

Barbarian Ninja Zombie Clown. We're a rare breed. :)

ever hear of a song called LG Fuad?

im really just wondering

Nope.

I swear this (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=301265) is my thread.
Though my name is not on it,
You should know my work. :)

That's furiously awesome.

:D

hell, just the shells from a .50 caliber scare the shit out of me. and i meant to remove the bit about shooting yourself, sorry.

btw, you spelled "shoo" wrong :p

i spelled two things wrong must know i got dyslexia
*i keep that word in a note book*

.50 cal HE round makes a good mess

Barbarian Ninja Zombie Clown. We're a rare breed. :)

then your head will look good on my wall :D

i spelled two things wrong must know i got dyslexia
*i keep that word in a note book*

.50 cal HE round makes a good mess

sure does! what if they made a .50 round with a depleted uranium core? do they?

if and when they do, thats a sure kill on anything. anything. still cant wait for the us military to start rolling out the magnetic railguns

:eek:
zombie
*pulls out 50cal rifle and talks to self dam things are all over the place now days*

I suppose I should mention my death and resurrection too, shouldn't I?:cool:

I'm a zombie too. Cos zombies are the future rules of this fnord.

sure does! what if they made a .50 round with a depleted uranium core? do they?

if and when they do, thats a sure kill on anything. anything. still cant wait for the us military to start rolling out the magnetic railguns

there a weapon been test here which is scarey to see firing
i just cant think what its called

I suppose I should mention my death and resurrection too, shouldn't I?:cool:

I'm a zombie too. Cos zombies are the future rules of this fnord.

i think i need this
http://www.onlineopinion.com.au/view.asp?article=3745

That's furiously awesome.

I do try my best
To entertain the masses.
I can feel the love. :)

I do try my best
To entertain the masses.
I can feel the love. :)

:fluffle:

i think i need this
http://www.onlineopinion.com.au/view.asp?article=3745

That might Help.

That might Help.

watch a clip of it
then tell me what you think
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFmQW-1W2Ys

watch a clip of it
then tell me what you think
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFmQW-1W2Ys

I've seen clips of it. Nasty little bugger, but really hard to reload.

I've seen clips of it. Nasty little bugger, but really hard to reload.

in combat i would use it to slow them down as i pull out my troops if they were about to be over run for that fact

an thats one mess iam not cleaning up

Does no one remember feeding Zep's lion or "My Steel Penis Will Protect Me"?

Gabbly (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=498884)! :D

QFT!

Does no one remember feeding Zep's lion or "My Steel Penis Will Protect Me"?

...............................................what?

I'm a zombie too. Cos zombies are the future rules of this fnord.

I'm also a zombie. Twice. Wasn't there once a fnord thread?

I'm also a zombie. Twice. Wasn't there once a fnord thread?

If there wasn't then there should be.

If there wasn't then there should be.

I ran a search. And found it. In fact, I have the last post in it.:D Fnord (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=387994&highlight=Fnord)

...............................................what?

Zepp was gone before your time, I'm fairly sure. That was a 2003 thread that didn't make the archive.

The Steel Penises did.

Zepp was gone before your time, I'm fairly sure. That was a 2003 thread that didn't make the archive.

The Steel Penises did.

The archive is sadly sketchy.

My Steel Penises Will Protect Me (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=274352)

Oh yeah, thats where I made a cubicle fort and all hell broke loose
I made a cubicle fort!

I made a cubicle fort!

Next time I'll bomb it.http://209.85.48.10/3630/189/emo/king.gif

the Early Paradise Beach Club.

Do you Believe in God


and I Third the Mods acting like n00bs.

Jesussaves must've been awesome. :(

Next time I'll bomb it.http://209.85.48.10/3630/189/emo/king.gif
No way!
I still have a hefty supply of Rubber bands and Paper Aeroplanes!

i just spat coke on to my monitor reading that

That was hilarious!

The Office Party thead was the first thread I lurked. It scared me from posting in general for quite a long time. :p

I think Occidio Multus' chest contest thread aught to be mentioned.
Some of her advice threads were pretty hilarious too.

Jesussaves must've been awesome. :(

In the most pathetic ways.

In the most pathetic ways.

No, Jesussaves was hilarious. I enjoyed re-reading Drunk Commies responses to his own puppet in those old threads.

No, Jesussaves was hilarious. I enjoyed re-reading Drunk Commies responses to his own puppet in those old threads.

Its true.

Der Fuhrer Dyszel's "If I had a Penis" thread (DFD is female, in case there was any confusion). The silly mods later changed the title to "If I was a man," which is lame, because that's not what she was talking about at all.

I made a cubicle fort!
Everybody made a cubicle fort. :p

There were even two cubicle fort regions made, though I think they're both extinct now.

Everybody made a cubicle fort. :p

There were even two cubicle fort regions made, though I think they're both extinct now.

They are indeed. Nothing like a fad region to spice up christmas!

My "New Year's Around the World" thread.

Everybody made a cubicle fort. :p

There were even two cubicle fort regions made, though I think they're both extinct now.
Well i shall claim that i made the first one and if anyone wishes to disprove it then let them!
*Thumbs nose*

Well i shall claim that i made the first one and if anyone wishes to disprove it then let them!
*Thumbs nose*

I didnt see it but I didnt pay too much attention to the thread so maybe. Looking back at it here is where I made mention of someone else using my cubicle as a fort (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10144085&postcount=371)

I swear this (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=301265) is my thread.
Though my name is not on it,
You should know my work. :)

Who's the "n/a" dude? :confused:

No, Jesussaves was hilarious. I enjoyed re-reading Drunk Commies responses to his own puppet in those old threads.
I never did, however Jesussaves sucked.
I swear this (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=301265) is my thread.
Though my name is not on it,
You should know my work. :)
*Looks at your join date*
*Disbelieves*
But it dos have Gidetisms.:)
I didnt see it but I didnt pay too much attention to the thread so maybe. Looking back at it here is where I made mention of someone else using my cubicle as a fort (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10144085&postcount=371)
So you just had a cubicle but did'nt use it as a fort.

I just searched the thread for fort as a reference, over 100 posts have fort in them after the 23rd of December!
*Shudders*

I seem to remember everybody took turns to ride an ass called Pedro...

what ever happened to Pedro? i haven't seen him in ages

*Looks at Backwoodssquatches*
I wasn't the originator of the Forttheme but mine was the best.

Yeah, something like that.

2006
2005
2004
2003
2002

Hey, my old pancake thread! (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=493490&page=16)

what ever happened to Pedro? i haven't seen him in ages
The clean-up (and re-building) operation is still in progress. It's quite possible he's still stuck in the supply closet. I've talked to the sub-contractors and they reckon the office will be re-opened by about the 19th December. Just in time for this year's party!

The clean-up (and re-building) operation is still in progress. It's quite possible he's still stuck in the supply closet. I've talked to the sub-contractors and they reckon the office will be re-opened by about the 19th December. Just in time for this year's party!

Nice.