A year in jail for decorating the livestock
Drunk commies deleted
29-11-2006, 17:28
A guy, intending to harass his neighbor, broke into his barn, gave him free porno magazines and decorated his goats. He spraypainted their testicles a festive orange color. The goats got sick from eating the porno magazines He's now facing a year in jail.
Let that be a lesson to you. Don't spraypaint goat balls, and keep them away from your porn stash.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061129/ap_on_fe_st/goats_spray_painted
Risottia
29-11-2006, 17:30
Too bad, no pics in that article.
I V Stalin
29-11-2006, 17:32
Maybe somebody could prosecute Banksy for this stunt, then:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/5355638.stm
A guy, intending to harass his neighbor, broke into his barn, gave him free porno magazines and decorated his goats. He spraypainted their testicles a festive orange color. The goats got sick from eating the porno magazines He's now facing a year in jail.
Let that be a lesson to you. Don't spraypaint goat balls, and keep them away from your porn stash.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061129/ap_on_fe_st/goats_spray_painted
That is a really weird picture in my head
New Iskindireyya
29-11-2006, 18:16
Looks like another hobby I'll need to kick. Damn it.
God damn it.
Kryozerkia
29-11-2006, 18:20
Wow... the stupidity of the average human never ceases to amaze me.
Drunk commies deleted
29-11-2006, 18:24
Wow... the stupidity of the average human never ceases to amaze me.
I didn't know the average human thinks it's a good idea to feed goats porn and spraypaint their balls.
Phyrexia Novem Orbis
29-11-2006, 18:30
I didn't know the average human thinks it's a good idea to feed goats porn and spraypaint their balls.
Indeed.
I think one has to be drunk, high or stupid (or some combination thereof) to concieve such an idea and put it into action.
A guy, intending to harass his neighbor, broke into his barn, gave him free porno magazines and decorated his goats. He spraypainted their testicles a festive orange color. The goats got sick from eating the porno magazines He's now facing a year in jail.
Let that be a lesson to you. Don't spraypaint goat balls orange, and keep them away from your porn stash.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061129/ap_on_fe_st/goats_spray_painted
Fixed.
Now, if it were MAGENTA... :D