NationStates Jolt Archive

Sure, doctors haven't said anything conclusive, and the spokesman is a Russian, so he might be exaggerating, but if this is poisoning, then something ain't exactly...kosher in the kremlin.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/europe/11/29/russia.illness.reut/index.html

We didn't do it.

Sure, doctors haven't said anything conclusive, and the spokesman is a Russian, so he might be exaggerating, but if this is poisoning, then something ain't exactly...kosher in the kremlin.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/europe/11/29/russia.illness.reut/index.html

Russians... Poison...

As if.

It's difficult not to be suspicious given the circumstances surrounding the death of Kremlin critic Alexander Litvinenko who was investigating the recent murder of journalist Anna Politkovskaya, another critic of the Kremlin.

It's difficult not to be suspicious given the circumstances surrounding the death of Kremlin critic Alexander Litvinenko who was investigating the recent murder of journalist Anna Politkovskaya, another critic of the Kremlin.

Note to self, less Russian Reversal jokes that insult the Kremlin and it's occupants.

Russians... Poison...

As if.

I know, it's a bit subtle for your average Russian leaders tastes. They usually like to have you shot, and send your family a bill for the use of the soldiers, the price of the bullet and the service time required to clean the gun afterwards.

I know, it's a bit subtle for your average Russian leaders tastes. They usually like to have you shot, and send your family a bill for the use of the soldiers, the price of the bullet and the service time required to clean the gun afterwards.

:confused: I thought that was China.

:confused: I thought that was China.

It's both. Although with China they sent an angry mob with the bill, and charged for that as well.

It's both. Although with China they sent an angry mob with the bill, and charged for that as well.

What kind of backwards counrty needs to pay people to get them to join an angry mob?

I know, it's a bit subtle for your average Russian leaders tastes. They usually like to have you shot, and send your family a bill for the use of the soldiers, the price of the bullet and the service time required to clean the gun afterwards.

As they said about the KGB guy who got wacked in London last week:

"We would have been more professional"



Of course one could point out that using an exotic radioactive and toxic poison of which there is about 100grams of in the world in human control, which causes a very long and inevitable painful death indicates something more advanced than your average joe assassination...

What kind of backwards counrty needs to pay people to get them to join an angry mob?

Ya know, places like Iran. And China. And the US.

Ya know, places like Iran. And China. And the US.

In my day the angry mob would pay you for giving them a reason to go crazy with the mob justice.

We didn't do it.

But thats exactly what someone who did do it would say!

ah-HA!

But thats exactly what someone who did do it would say!

ah-HA!

*whispers into crotch area*
They're on to me
*disappears in a puff of smoke*

The Russian PM looks like Frank Caliendo.

*whispers into crotch area*
They're on to me
*disappears in a puff of smoke*

*sends Black Ops man after you*

We didn't do it.

Blame Ruffy!

Blame Ruffy!

*puts sticker saying "I did it" on Ruffy's face*