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wow...ive seen that picture at least 10 times and....never noticed...that.


^^if you cant see it your an idiot

WTF am I meant to see ?

Also, does the fact that you didn't see it 10 times mean you are 10x the idiot or is it cancelled out once it is seen ?

WTF am I meant to see ?

Also, does the fact that you didn't see it 10 times mean you are 10x the idiot or is it cancelled out once it is seen ?

your supposed to see john kerry in make up and eye shadow. PINK at that.

your supposed to see john kerry in make up and eye shadow. PINK at that.
homophobe:p

your supposed to see john kerry in make up and eye shadow. PINK at that.

Maybe he was about to be on TV or something. I'm sure he doesn't go around wearing makeup for the sheer joy of it.

homophobe:p

oh its not that...but honestly...john kerry WITH FRIKIN PINK LIPSTICK...it stikes a humerous nerve.

Maybe he was about to be on TV or something. I'm sure he doesn't go around wearing makeup for the sheer joy of it.

but we dont know that now do we...

but we dont know that now do we...

Well that's just TV for you. If you want to laugh you should see what they had to wear during the black-and-white ages, people like Eisenhower and Truman would have had to have been made up like geishas before they hit the small screen.

your supposed to see john kerry in make up and eye shadow. PINK at that.

He's a public figure who is expected to be on stage constantly. Male actors also wear makeup.

Pink is a skin-tone. Your inability to notice it is part of the reason he wears it, because for politicians, "All the world is a stage"

This wins the 'Retarded Thread of the Day' award.

Shouldn't somebody ask why the OP noticed it in the first place?

I have no idea who john kerry is.. so why does that make me a idiot

I have no idea who john kerry is.. so why does that make me a idiot

Well..yes,it does,because he was the candidate for the Democrat party in the most recent American Presidential election.It was all over the news.So yes,you are an idiot.
And ha!Pink.Makes me laugh.But it isn't VERY noticeable,I wouldn't have noticed if there wasn't a thread about it.

He just looks tired (and old) to me. I'm not convinced that it's make-up.

The image is from uncyclopedia. Assuming he's not just tired etc, its probably photoshopped.

looks like it could be make up, lighting, photoshop or whatever but really, it doesnt matter if he was wearing makeup anyway - if it's for a speaking engagement or just for his personal pleasure, I dont see anything wrong with it. Maybe he likes to crossdress in his spare time. Maybe he thinks the lipstick accents his tie (I don't see any eyeshadow). Really though, what point are you making with this thread? If yer just makign fun of John Kerry, then I feel you need to come up with something thats actually funny.

oh its not that...but honestly...john kerry WITH FRIKIN PINK LIPSTICK...it stikes a humerous nerve.

He's a vain guy. Remember the botox treatments that he had during the campaign?

He's a vain guy. Remember the botox treatments that he had during the campaign?

Myrm... C'mon, you're better than mindless smears. :rolleyes:

At the very least be creative about your irrelevant attacks on a candidate.

looks like it could be make up, lighting, photoshop or whatever but really, it doesnt matter if he was wearing makeup anyway - if it's for a speaking engagement or just for his personal pleasure, I dont see anything wrong with it. Maybe he likes to crossdress in his spare time. Maybe he thinks the lipstick accents his tie (I don't see any eyeshadow). Really though, what point are you making with this thread? If yer just makign fun of John Kerry, then I feel you need to come up with something thats actually funny.

Are you screaming?


Here- how about this- no matter how much makeup they spackle this guy with, he STILL looks like the talking tree guys from Lord of the RIngs.

Are you screaming?

Why? Was my entire post in caps?

Here- how about this- no matter how much makeup they spackle this guy with, he STILL looks like the talking tree guys from Lord of the RIngs.



You are right! He does look like the tree people! :eek: That I can find humor in.

Still it doesnt make him having pinkish lips any funnier :confused: - I myself love dressing feminine (although, historically, men were the first to wear makeup were they not) - maybe he does too *shrug* - I dont see it as humorous or relevant to anything and was asking if the OP had some sort of point or to find something worth actually chuckling over if he was goign to go through the effort of starting a thread. Although, I can say that my humor threads have actually been unfunny to others so perhaps he is just emulating me :p


btw, do you object to everything I say lately - it seems that you are trying hard lately to put my posts down in some way. Did I attack you about something recently or something - I can assure you I ain't holding any grudges and cant remember any altercations we may have had in the receent past. If I did I apologize and would ask that you cut me some lack foo!

Well..yes,it does,because he was the candidate for the Democrat party in the most recent American Presidential election.It was all over the news.So yes,you are an idiot.John Kerry was not nominated by the Democrat Party. There is no officially recognized political party in the United States called the Democrat Party. So yes, you are an idiot.

I have no idea who john kerry is.. so why does that make me a idiot

say wha?!

His bouffant hair overwhelms the makeup.

Here- how about this- no matter how much makeup they spackle this guy with, he STILL looks like the talking tree guys from Lord of the RIngs.
Wow. I must thank you for pointing that out to me. Thats hilarious.

That's it? That's the best you can come up with? Last time it was "I blame Clinton for Bush's fuckups!!!!!" and now it's "Tihihihi, Kerry looks funny, oh my how feminine he is!"

You need a holiday to gather your strength, this is not even amusing.

Can anyone explain to me why I should give a fuck what John Kerry has on his face?

Can anyone explain to me why I should give a fuck what John Kerry has on his face?
Sponserships?:p

Sponserships?:p

This is correct, and amusingly so. Thus I dub thee
http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q100/TheSteveslols/KINGCAT.jpg

This is correct, and amusingly so. Thus I dub thee
http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q100/TheSteveslols/KINGCAT.jpg

:D

I wish I could put pictures in my sig. That would get it.

Am I the only one who suddenly started humming Aerosmith?

:D

I wish I could put pictures in my sig. That would get it.

Some how I doubt Jolt could handle pics in sigs. I'm suprised they let us put pics in the posts.

Am I the only one who suddenly started humming Aerosmith?

Ummmm. Yes. Why?

I'm actually singing Judas Priest....

You're right, he's got something over his right eye, looks like a...something or something...

Ummmm. Yes. Why?

I'm actually singing Judas Priest....'Cause Pink it´s not even a question
Pink on the lips of your lover
'Cause Pink is the love you discover

*goes back to humming*

You really never heard Pink by Aerosmith? I'm fucking jealous. It sucks ass.

'Cause Pink it´s not even a question
Pink on the lips of your lover
'Cause Pink is the love you discover

*goes back to humming*

You really never heard Pink by Aerosmith? I'm fucking jealous. It sucks ass.

I don't think I have. Which is impressive. I'm only missing one or two Aerosmith albums. Its also possible I have heard it and am not recalling it, either from spaciness, subconsciously oppressing the memory.

subconsciously oppressing the memory.Teach me how, oh great one. I fucking hate Aerosmith, I only know it 'cos I'm a radio casualty.

This wins the 'Retarded Thread of the Day' award.
And considering one of the other contenders for that award was a thread about toilet paper dispensing, we should sit back and admire the effort that went into making a thread that could beat something that banal.

And considering one of the other contenders for that award was a thread about toilet paper dispensing, we should sit back and admire the effort that went into making a thread that could beat something that banal.

It's one of the more impressive retarded threads I've ever seen.