NationStates Jolt Archive

This is where we admit to desires we have that we really shouldn't have. Or admit. :p

I'm ashamed to admit that I desire my own country embedded within Turkey called, "Stuffing". :D

This is where we admit to desires we have that we really shouldn't have. Or admit. :p

I'm ashamed to admit that I desire my own country embedded within Turkey called, "Stuffing". :D

And you're ashamed of that???
Nobody here's ever going to believe that. :p ;)

And you're ashamed of that???
Nobody here's ever going to believe that. :p ;)

Would any of you believe that I feel shame at all? :p

Would any of you believe that I feel shame at all? :p

Possibly. I think you might feel ashamed to admit that you always cry when watching "The last unicorn"...

Other than that? No.

Possibly. I think you might feel ashamed to admit that you always cry when watching "The last unicorn"...

Other than that? No.

Damn, I haven't thought of that movie in years. I might have to quest to see that again...

Possibly. I think you might feel ashamed to admit that you always cry when watching "The last unicorn"...

Other than that? No.

What the hell?!? :eek:

*begins searching for the hidden camera*

Dammit! :mad:

I have a shameful desire to find and watch the worst Horror Movie ever made, and to keep watching movies almost as bad until I find it.

I... Well... Ok, I'm a Moonie. And I have an unhealthy fascination with Ami-chan.

There, I admitted it.

I have a shameful desire to find and watch the worst Horror Movie ever made, and to keep watching movies almost as bad until I find it.
Manos "The Hands of Fate". I mean, you just can't GET worse than that!

Manos "The Hands of Fate". I mean, you just can't GET worse than that!

I thought so too, but yes, you can.


Robot Monster. (1953)

Monster a Go-Go. (1964?)

Both worse than Manos.

(No..seriously).

What the hell?!? :eek:

*begins searching for the hidden camera*

Dammit! :mad:

Big sister is watching you! :D

I thought so too, but yes, you can.


Robot Monster. (1953)

Monster a Go-Go. (1964?)

Both worse than Manos.

(No..seriously).

Ever seen the German Chainsaw Massaker (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099415/)?

Big sister is watching you! :D

just got off the phone to her

Ever seen the German Chainsaw Massaker (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099415/)?

No...but Ive just added it to the list.

Thanks Cabs!

Or...maybe I shouldnt be thanking you at all, huh?

No...but Ive just added it to the list.

Thanks Cabs!

Or...maybe I shouldnt be thanking you at all, huh?

I honestly don't know. I've never seen it myself... but my little brother thought it was hilarious when he was 15, so I guess it just might qualify as the worst horror movie ever. :D

I honestly don't know. I've never seen it myself... but my little brother thought it was hilarious when he was 15, so I guess it just might qualify as the worst horror movie ever. :D

Well, to compete with the echelon of crap Ive been watching lately, its going to have to be really, really bad.
Thats the rub, you see...

When you watch something like Manos, or Robot Monster, you then have to look very hard to find something that you hope is going to be even worse than the festering pile you just watched.

Its like stabbing yourself in the leg, and then wondering, "I wonder if stabbing myself in the kidney would hurt more?"

I thought so too, but yes, you can.


Robot Monster. (1953)

Monster a Go-Go. (1964?)

Both worse than Manos.

(No..seriously).
Robot Monster isn't as bad as Manos... I haven't seen the second one though so I can't comment.

Well, to compete with the echelon of crap Ive been watching lately, its going to have to be really, really bad.
Thats the rub, you see...

When you watch something like Manos, or Robot Monster, you then have to look very hard to find something that you hope is going to be even worse than the festering pile you just watched.

Its like stabbing yourself in the leg, and then wondering, "I wonder if stabbing myself in the kidney would hurt more?"

It does!

Well, to compete with the echelon of crap Ive been watching lately, its going to have to be really, really bad.
Thats the rub, you see...

When you watch something like Manos, or Robot Monster, you then have to look very hard to find something that you hope is going to be even worse than the festering pile you just watched.

Its like stabbing yourself in the leg, and then wondering, "I wonder if stabbing myself in the kidney would hurt more?"

I'm told the liver is worst, though...

I'm told the liver is worst, though...

Kneecap. Definitely the kneecap.

Robot Monster isn't as bad as Manos... I haven't seen the second one though so I can't comment.

See, Ive seen all three, and in my personal opinion, RM sucked a wee bit more than the other two, or at least Manos at any rate.

Keep in mind that we are talking about (what I consider) three of the worst Horror Movies EVER.

So, at this point, its really just comparing shit to poop.
At what point does a movie so fecking horrid become less or better than the turd next to it?

Well thats subjective opinion at that point.

Manos has colorful wardrobes...and um.....sigh.....then theres Torgo....

But RM had....uh..a killer bubble machine that wiped out civilization as we erhm...knew it....


See what I mean?

Really it comes down to what enjoyment you can squeeze from it.

Manos has laughability.
You can MST3K it, and have fun watching it. (or else you will go insane from it)

Robot Monster.......made me angry for having watched it.

So if RM is a 10 on the Turd scale, then Manos gets a 9.7

/snipI've never seen it, but I've heard Alien 51: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0384803/ is pretty bad, though it's more Sci-Fi than horror.

I've never seen it, but I've heard Alien 51: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0384803/ is pretty bad, though it's more Sci-Fi than horror.

Just added it to my Netflix list.

The reviews were rather......scathing.

Methinks something crappy this way comes.

Does wanting to punch people in the face when they pronounce my name wrong (real and online) count as a shameful desire?