NationStates Jolt Archive


To the Posters With Long Names

Posi
28-11-2006, 08:04
Why do you have suck a long name? Do you think it gets you noticed more? Do you think that by adding an extra three characters toyour name you will make jolt crash more? Are you trying to make up for a small penis?
Christmahanikwanzikah
28-11-2006, 08:08
Why do you have suck a long name? Do you think it gets you noticed more? Do you think that by adding an extra three characters toyour name you will make jolt crash more? Are you trying to make up for a small penis?

ha.

actually, christmahanikwanzikah is something from a very old cell phone commercial (ive narrowed it down to either virgin mobile or tmobile) and the whole thing about the commercial was about celebrating a totally non-denominational holiday, so they rolled christmas, hannakuh (i know i spelled it wrong, dont be too bashful to correct me), and kwanzaa into one word and i never forgot it.

i can even say it without pausing.

and with natural spelling, theres a "u" instead of an "i" in the hannukah part of the word, but it most definitely sounds like an "i", so i made it an i.
Soheran
28-11-2006, 08:09
How long is long?
MrWho
28-11-2006, 08:09
I think its so that people want to say their name theyll put it as an acronym instead which makes it shorter than most short or medium names. So in a way they are being courteous.
Posi
28-11-2006, 08:10
How long is long?

You're not long.
Soviestan
28-11-2006, 08:12
You're not long.

I'm long <.< >.>
Kanabia
28-11-2006, 08:15
Why do you have suck a long name? Do you think it gets you noticed more? Do you think that by adding an extra three characters toyour name you will make jolt crash more? Are you trying to make up for a small penis?

Something on your mind?
Kinda Sensible people
28-11-2006, 08:15
Why do you have suck a long name? Do you think it gets you noticed more? Do you think that by adding an extra three characters toyour name you will make jolt crash more? Are you trying to make up for a small penis?

Because Sensible would have been an arrogant name, People would have been a generic name, and Kinda would have been an undescriptive name.

Kinda people would have been confunsing.

Sensible People would have been arrogant

and Kinda Sensible seemed to be a form of gloating.
United Beleriand
28-11-2006, 08:15
Why do you have suck a long name? Do you think it gets you noticed more? Do you think that by adding an extra three characters toyour name you will make jolt crash more? Are you trying to make up for a small penis?All you want to say is that you get lost after the fourth letter...
Posi
28-11-2006, 08:17
Something on your mind?

You should bold the a between suck and long.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
28-11-2006, 08:18
Something on your mind?
Indeed.


I didn't think I would ever end up on some silly forum with the name, hence the not caring if I ever ended up on some silly forum with the name.

I can't ego search it, it's too long, which is good because I can always honestly claim that I didn't ego search.
Posi
28-11-2006, 08:19
Because Sensible would have been an arrogant name, People would have been a generic name, and Kinda would have been an undescriptive name.

Kinda people would have been confunsing.

Sensible People would have been arrogant

and Kinda Sensible seemed to be a form of gloating.
I've always read your name as Kind, Sensible People. I have never noticed the a before.
The Psyker
28-11-2006, 08:21
Indeed.


I didn't think I would ever end up on some silly forum with the name, hence the not caring if I ever ended up on some silly forum with the name.

I can't ego search it, it's too long, which is good because I can always honestly claim that I didn't ego search.

Is ego searching looking your name up on google or such? "cause if it is my profile is the first thing to come up for my name:cool:
Kreitzmoorland
28-11-2006, 08:22
Meh, people can abbreviate my name if they please.

How does ego-seaching work, anyway? I don't even think the search function includes quotes, so I don't see what it would pick up unless someone actually typed you out.
Kinda Sensible people
28-11-2006, 08:26
I've always read your name as Kind, Sensible People. I have never noticed the a before.

Wow... That would be a really arrogant name.

I like it. ;)
IL Ruffino
28-11-2006, 08:27
Damn you, WYTYG, CNToAN, Kinda Sensible people, Christmahanikwanzikah, and quite a few others! :mad:

I hate it when you are the last poster, it squishes the thread list!
Imperial isa
28-11-2006, 08:29
Imperial isa is short for
Imperial Interplanetary Strategic Alliance
Soheran
28-11-2006, 08:31
How does ego-seaching work, anyway? I don't even think the search function includes quotes, so I don't see what it would pick up unless someone actually typed you out.

Well, firstly, you can look at your profile and click on "Find Posts by..."

And secondly, you can use the Advanced Search function to search for posts by author.

It's very useful when you're trying to keep track of threads you've posted in or if you're looking for a thread whose title you don't remember.
Posi
28-11-2006, 08:31
Imperial isa is short for
Imperial Interplanetary Strategic Alliance

HolyShit.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
28-11-2006, 08:35
Is ego searching looking your name up on google or such? "cause if it is my profile is the first thing to come up for my name:cool:I meant ego searching the forums. As in using what is now called "Advanced Search" and typing in your name and looking if someone talked about you.

How does ego-seaching work, anyway? I don't even think the search function includes quotes, so I don't see what it would pick up unless someone actually typed you out.
See above.

It's how Harlesburg always finds all the threads he's been mentioned in two weeks ago and gravedigs them to reply. :p

Damn you, WYTYG, CNToAN, Kinda Sensible people, Christmahanikwanzikah, and quite a few others! :mad:

I hate it when you are the last poster, it squishes the thread list!
:eek: I never thought about that. I'm sorry. :( *bans self*
Monkeypimp
28-11-2006, 08:35
I deemed my full name, Henry T. Monkeypimpenstein to be too long as it was and thus shortened it.
United Beleriand
28-11-2006, 08:41
Meh, people can abbreviate my name if they please.Why? There's a copy menu in every browser,
Christmahanikwanzikah
28-11-2006, 08:43
Why? There's a copy menu in every browser,

or use Ctrl-C... Ctrl-V, copy then paste
Imperial isa
28-11-2006, 08:44
HolyShit.

its fun getting some one who pissed to try and say it
Delphtonopolisburgh
28-11-2006, 08:50
I have a long name because my name is long. Well, that and penis envy. Can't forget the penis envy.
Lunatic Goofballs
28-11-2006, 08:54
I deemed my full name, Henry T. Monkeypimpenstein to be too long as it was and thus shortened it.

Nutty. :)
Zagat
28-11-2006, 08:58
Why do you have suck a long name? Do you think it gets you noticed more? Do you think that by adding an extra three characters toyour name you will make jolt crash more? Are you trying to make up for a small penis?
Why do you care enough to make up a list of insulting potential reasons? Do you think it gets your short name noticed more? Do you think that by making up such a spammy thread you will make jolt crash more? Are you trying to make up for a small user-name?;)
Kyronea
28-11-2006, 09:03
What kind of name do I have, oh mighty Posi?
Posi
28-11-2006, 09:05
What kind of name do I have, oh mighty Posi?

While not that long in lenght, I know I miss read your name frequently enough to declare it long.
Kyronea
28-11-2006, 09:10
While not that long in lenght, I know I miss read your name frequently enough to declare it long.

What, pray tell, do you misread it as?

(By the way: as an utterly random, inane, and pointless explanation, my name is supposed to be pronounced Kie(like tie) rohn(like the ron in ronin) eeeah(like...oh hell, you get it.) Kyronea. No idea how you guys have been pronouncing it, but that's what it's supposed to be.)
Posi
28-11-2006, 09:15
What, pray tell, do you misread it as?

(By the way: as an utterly random, inane, and pointless explanation, my name is supposed to be pronounced Kie(like tie) rohn(like the ron in ronin) eeeah(like...oh hell, you get it.) Kyronea. No idea how you guys have been pronouncing it, but that's what it's supposed to be.)
Kyreona (Kai-ree-own-a)
Kyronea
28-11-2006, 09:24
Kyreona (Kai-ree-own-a)

That sounds vaguely like some kind of evil version of myself.
Todays Lucky Number
28-11-2006, 09:36
its fun getting some one who pissed to try and say it

Imperial Isa means İmperial Jesus in Turkish :D Isa=Jesus

***
As for my name, I thought of a randomacy for my country. Getting one people at random without any restrictions(mental,health etc.) into the national assembly for one year to country's service. Todays Lucky Number is announced at TV every morning and you find yourself dragged by two huge bodyguards into compulsary service.
You can see a dying man in assembly, working on legalisation of euthanasia or a drug addict, a prostitute, cop, soldier, judge, baker, worker, housewife etc.
There is a giant wheel of fortune, various casino tables and tons of dice too to help represantatives make choices.
So I'm Today's Lucky Number, and I mean to rule my country by divine chance, an order of chaos.
Harlesburg
28-11-2006, 09:37
How long is long?
Imperial isa
28-11-2006, 09:42
Imperial Isa means İmperial Jesus in Turkish :D Isa=Jesus

that i did not know
Harlesburg
28-11-2006, 09:44
I meant ego searching the forums. As in using what is now called "Advanced Search" and typing in your name and looking if someone talked about you.


See above.

It's how Harlesburg always finds all the threads he's been mentioned in two weeks ago and gravedigs them to reply. :p


:eek: I never thought about that. I'm sorry. :( *bans self*
Yeah and the search function is worse than it was before, now it shows where one is quoted, not just a users name, so i can't find old references to if i was mentioned.

But it is good because anytime one is quoted one only needs to search and one can reply, one can.
But it still sucks.

And i don't do it for my own pleasure i do it because someone might just need me to answer something, i wont gravedig all the time, for my glory.\
I do it for you.

Have you ever tried entering part of your name and searching?
It might work.:)
Jello Biafra
28-11-2006, 12:42
Am I too long or just the right size?
Cannot think of a name
28-11-2006, 12:53
Damn you, WYTYG, CNToAN, Kinda Sensible people, Christmahanikwanzikah, and quite a few others! :mad:

I hate it when you are the last poster, it squishes the thread list!

Deal with it, pink boy. I didn't know this place had a forum, didn't think I'd post on it, and by the time I did I didn't feel like creating a new nation just to do that.
Dryks Legacy
28-11-2006, 12:56
Why do you have suck a long name? Do you think it gets you noticed more? Do you think that by adding an extra three characters toyour name you will make jolt crash more? Are you trying to make up for a small penis?

At least none of them are named fhqwhgadshgnsdhjsdbkhsdabkfabkveybvf.
BackwoodsSquatches
28-11-2006, 13:12
Becuase the Mods decided to remove the space in my original name, and the nation itself?

Something to do with a screaming match, as I recall.....
Ifreann
28-11-2006, 13:14
I like to think both my nation name and penis are of a suitable size.
StuckWithBadName
28-11-2006, 13:26
When I created this nation, I couldn't think of a good name, and I remembered seeing some unusual names on this forum, so I decided on my current name.
Cannot think of a name
28-11-2006, 13:38
When I created this nation, I couldn't think of a good name, and I remembered seeing some unusual names on this forum, so I decided on my current name.

I always thought that the nameless here should form some sort of confederation. But, fittingly enough, I don't know what it would be called...
Dryks Legacy
28-11-2006, 13:40
Deal with it, pink boy. I didn't know this place had a forum, didn't think I'd post on it, and by the time I did I didn't feel like creating a new nation just to do that.

In Constrast - I knew about the forum, knew I'd post on it, and created my first and only nation (well first creation that went right) to do just that.
Extreme Ironing
28-11-2006, 13:57
Don't think I could shorten this name...

On other forums/games I use the name 'Yian', pronounced like the Welsh name 'Ieuan'.
Dryks Legacy
28-11-2006, 14:04
Don't think I could shorten this name...

On other forums/games I use the name 'Yian', pronounced like the Welsh name 'Ieuan'.

You could be "Xtreme Ironin"
The Beautiful Darkness
28-11-2006, 14:10
I couldn't think of a name, so we're all stuck with this one, I'm afraid. :p
Greyenivol Colony
28-11-2006, 14:14
If anything, I think the name 'Greyenivol Colony' makes my less memorable, its big and clunky and doesn't roll very well if you don't know how to pronounce it.

Everywhere else on the internetz I am either 'the nine dollar man' or just 'ninebucks', don't ask me why I, as a British subject, have a nickname based on American currency, because I don't have an answer.
German Nightmare
28-11-2006, 14:18
You can call me GNM* if German Nightmare is too long for you.

*Based on those silly arcades where you can only enter 3 letters or numbers.
Drake and Dragon Keeps
28-11-2006, 14:19
You're not long.

Mine is probably an example. The only reason is that I like Dragons and drakes and the keeps is there to imply a place.
Extreme Ironing
28-11-2006, 15:42
You could be "Xtreme Ironin"

Except I'm not a juvenile child nor an advertising developer.
Ice Hockey Players
28-11-2006, 15:48
Imperial Isa means İmperial Jesus in Turkish :D Isa=Jesus

Glad to know I wasn't the only one who thought he was referring to the Islamic Jesus.

Anywho, I wanted Hockey Players, but that was taken apparently, so I chose Ice Hockey Players. That was free. People commonly refer to me as IHP, which is OK as long as it's not IHoP.
Imperial isa
28-11-2006, 15:51
that i did not know

Glad to know I wasn't the only one who thought he was referring to the Islamic Jesus.

Anywho, I wanted Hockey Players, but that was taken apparently, so I chose Ice Hockey Players. That was free. People commonly refer to me as IHP, which is OK as long as it's not IHoP.

i just quote myself

i do know now
Dryks Legacy
28-11-2006, 15:53
Except I'm not a juvenile child nor an advertising developer.

nope, but I never said it was improvement. It just has less letters.
Meridiani Planum
28-11-2006, 15:58
I realize that my screenname is long, and requires an attention span longer than four letters. It's the name of a plain on Mars, and it's the name of my Nation State.
Imperial isa
28-11-2006, 16:00
Imperial Interplanetary Strategic Alliance

in Russian
Имперский Межпланетный Стратегический Союз

in German
Kaiserliche Interplanetare Strategische Allianz

in Norwegian
Keiserlig Interplanetary Strategisk Allianse

in Dutch
Het imperiale Interplanetaire Strategisch Bondgenootschap

in Portuguese
Interplanetary imperial Aliança Estratégica
Liuzzo
28-11-2006, 16:05
ha.

actually, christmahanikwanzikah is something from a very old cell phone commercial (ive narrowed it down to either virgin mobile or tmobile) and the whole thing about the commercial was about celebrating a totally non-denominational holiday, so they rolled christmas, hannakuh (i know i spelled it wrong, dont be too bashful to correct me), and kwanzaa into one word and i never forgot it.

i can even say it without pausing.

and with natural spelling, theres a "u" instead of an "i" in the hannukah part of the word, but it most definitely sounds like an "i", so i made it an i.

it was virgin mobile 4 years ago
Vittos the City Sacker
29-11-2006, 01:58
No other name quite captures my essence.

Vittos the City Sacker takes up every possible character, thank you very much.
Infinite Revolution
29-11-2006, 02:07
i couldn't think of anything snappy and i wanted something that reflected something of my politics. and all my nicknames had been taken.
Dryks Legacy
29-11-2006, 02:07
No other name quite captures my essence.

Vittos the City Sacker takes up every possible character, thank you very much.

How long is your nations name in full?
Katganistan
29-11-2006, 02:09
Four letters was not nearly enough to contain the greatness that is me.
Now if I were compensating for something, I'd be ragging on everyone who was longer than I was trying to make it seem like there was something wrong with them, when all the time it was just me trying to make my wee ickle self feel better. :D
Bitchkitten
29-11-2006, 02:15
I'm far too lazy to type anything longer than "Bitchkitten." And all the letters are close to the center, so I don't have to reach very far.
Ashmoria
29-11-2006, 02:15
Glad to know I wasn't the only one who thought he was referring to the Islamic Jesus.


i thought he was from australia.

imperial isa, not jesus.
Ashmoria
29-11-2006, 02:18
anyway

i like long names. some things just cant be said in 4 letters.
Katurkalurkmurkastan
29-11-2006, 02:19
Because Jolt wouldn't let me have Katurkalurkamurkastan. So I had to take out the middle letter. Which is sad, because I want to have North, South, East, and West Katurkalurkmurkastan puppets.
EDIT homie don't play that compensatin' game
Vittos the City Sacker
29-11-2006, 02:22
How long is your nations name in full?

I don't actually pay attention to my nation, psshh.:rolleyes:

What kind of dork do you think I am?



I don't remember which title I use, but I can't edit it.
Turquoise Days
29-11-2006, 02:26
No other name quite captures my essence.

Vittos the City Sacker takes up every possible character, thank you very much.

Didn't you used to be Vittos Ordination? I keep thinking you used to be Vittos the City Slacker. I need to sleep.
Imperial isa
29-11-2006, 02:27
i thought he was from australia.

imperial isa, not jesus.

he may be a australian now you dont know

no iam not him or have you lot given me a nickname
Turquoise Days
29-11-2006, 02:29
he may be a australian now you dont know

no iam not him or have you lot given me a nickname

Depends, can you turn water into wine, or any other alcoholic beverage?
Icovir
29-11-2006, 02:32
(ive narrowed it down to either virgin mobile or tmobile)

Nope, it was Virizon, I think.

Anyways, my name isn't long, so I wonder why I'm here...
Vittos the City Sacker
29-11-2006, 02:33
Didn't you used to be Vittos Ordination? I keep thinking you used to be Vittos the City Slacker. I need to sleep.

I once was Vittos Ordination in a past life. If not for these awful limitations, I would be Vittos the City Slicker in a future life.
Ladamesansmerci
29-11-2006, 02:34
Why do you have suck a long name? Do you think it gets you noticed more? Do you think that by adding an extra three characters toyour name you will make jolt crash more? Are you trying to make up for a small penis?

Because I like long names. No, it doesn't. I rather dislike Jolt crashing. I don't have a penis.
Imperial isa
29-11-2006, 02:34
Depends, can you turn water into wine, or any other alcoholic beverage?

i wish that would save shit loads of money :(
Liberated New Ireland
29-11-2006, 02:35
Why do you have suck a long name? Do you think it gets you noticed more? Do you think that by adding an extra three characters toyour name you will make jolt crash more? Are you trying to make up for a small penis?

I got stuck with Liverated New Ireland because every other name I tried was already taken... and I must have tried at least 20 names...
Icovir
29-11-2006, 02:40
i wish that would save shit loads of money :(

Yeah, what's up with Isa? Doesn't it stand for "Imperial Space Association", or something like that? I'm not sure.

But, "Isa" is the Arabic name for "Jesus" which is pretty funny IMO.
Posi
29-11-2006, 02:44
Because I like long names. No, it doesn't. I rather dislike Jolt crashing. I don't have a penis.

Why? But you break general every time you post. Tell that to your name. That's not what Ruffy told me. :eek:
Imperial isa
29-11-2006, 02:45
Imperial isa is short for
Imperial Interplanetary Strategic Alliance

Yeah, what's up with Isa? Doesn't it stand for "Imperial Space Association", or something like that? I'm not sure.

But, "Isa" is the Arabic name for "Jesus" which is pretty funny IMO.

just read my quote

as for Isa bring Arabic name for Jesus i only find that out last night
Harlesburg
29-11-2006, 06:59
I couldn't think of a name, so we're all stuck with this one, I'm afraid. :p
What was your old name like?:p
:fluffle:
Jello Biafra
30-11-2006, 02:16
No other name quite captures my essence.I can just picture the ads now. "New from Calvin Klein: Essence of Vittos.
Ladamesansmerci
30-11-2006, 02:20
Why? But you break general every time you post. Tell that to your name. That's not what Ruffy told me. :eek:

Because it's pretty. Then Jolt must be down all the time. Told. Ruffy says a lot of things.
UpwardThrust
30-11-2006, 02:26
ha.

actually, christmahanikwanzikah is something from a very old cell phone commercial (ive narrowed it down to either virgin mobile or tmobile) and the whole thing about the commercial was about celebrating a totally non-denominational holiday, so they rolled christmas, hannakuh (i know i spelled it wrong, dont be too bashful to correct me), and kwanzaa into one word and i never forgot it.

i can even say it without pausing.

and with natural spelling, theres a "u" instead of an "i" in the hannukah part of the word, but it most definitely sounds like an "i", so i made it an i.

Actually I believe it was old navy if I remember right
New Xero Seven
30-11-2006, 02:28
Well, you know what they say about
posters with long names though right?

;)
Naturality
30-11-2006, 03:31
I've always read your name as Kind, Sensible People. I have never noticed the a before.

Same here .. weird.
Naturality
30-11-2006, 03:43
At least none of them are named fhqwhgadshgnsdhjsdbkhsdabkfabkveybvf.


Sorta like Doljonijiarnimorinar (http://eqbeastiary.allakhazam.com/search.shtml?id=6060)... we'd just have to call 'em Bob.
Theoretical Physicists
30-11-2006, 04:18
Why do you have suck a long name? Do you think it gets you noticed more? Do you think that by adding an extra three characters toyour name you will make jolt crash more? Are you trying to make up for a small penis?

My nation is the Armed Republic of Theoretical Physicists, and so the name was carried over to the forums.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
30-11-2006, 04:28
Well, you know what they say about
posters with long names though right?

;)
I would like to point out that I do not have a long cock.


My nation is the Armed Republic of Theoretical Physicists, and so the name was carried over to the forums.
That reminds me of a question I always wanted to ask:

Everybody has their nation name as a user name here, right? Right? But I remember thinking about the name when I first registered for the forums (and had already had my nation for a couple of months or so) so it's not like Jolt *makes* you take your nation name as your user name.

So.... what happens when someone chooses another user name? Is that even possible? If not, why not? As in, how would Jolt know? Does anybody have a user name that's not their nation name? Methinks if it were possible, tons of people would.
New Xero Seven
30-11-2006, 04:43
Posters with long names...
had to type more letters.

:)
Whereyouthinkyougoing
30-11-2006, 04:51
Posters with long names...
had to type more letters.

:)
Too late now. I already came clear.
Turquoise Days
30-11-2006, 10:01
I would like to point out that I do not have a long cock.



That reminds me of a question I always wanted to ask:

Everybody has their nation name as a user name here, right? Right? But I remember thinking about the name when I first registered for the forums (and had already had my nation for a couple of months or so) so it's not like Jolt *makes* you take your nation name as your user name.

So.... what happens when someone chooses another user name? Is that even possible? If not, why not? As in, how would Jolt know? Does anybody have a user name that's not their nation name? Methinks if it were possible, tons of people would.

When you get your nation and try to use it on the Forums, NS automatically creates a Jolt account with your name on. Only we can post in NS forums, random jolt accounts can't.