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Because I don't like the Happy Person's club. Who's with me? We can have all sorts of fun activities...um, or not fun activities...like...looking out of the windows and seething at those happy people.

And then plot revenge for no reason whatsoever, like putting sticky stuff on the doorhandle of their club thing or setting wasps into their ventilation system.

And then we can all get drunk and pass out somewhere!
Members:
Kanabia
Harlesburg
Grainne Ni Malley
Potarius
Intra-Muros
Nadkor
MrWho
TerroristCakes
Sarkhaan
Wilgrove
Xeniph
Ralina
Kreitzmoorland
Andaluciae
Whereyouthinkyougoing
Ruffy
Almighty America
BackwoodsSquatches
Branin
Gorias
Cameroi
Extreme Ironing
SoWiBi
Big Jim P
Infinite Revolution
Dez2
Turquoise Days
Dosuun
Pompous World
The Plutonian Empire
Maineiacs
Zatarack
Free Randomers
Gravlen
Dinaverg
Slaughterhouse Five
The blessed Chris
I V Stalin
Egoidsuperego
King Bodacious


We're bigger than the happy persons club and therefore better.

Moi!
And if i want to be be contrite i will be!

Because I don't like the Happy Person's club. Who's with me? We can have all sorts of fun activities...um, or not fun activities...like...looking out of the windows and seething at those happy people.

And then plot revenge for no reason whatsoever, like putting sticky stuff on the handle of their club thing or setting wasps into their ventilation system.

And then we can all get drunk and pass out somewhere!

Oh thank you! I almost puked a little when I saw the Happy Persons one.

What if I'm happy and disgruntled in an Office Space sense?

We can have all sorts of fun activities...um, or not fun activities...like...looking out of the windows and seething at those happy people.

Do we have to raise the windows ourselves? I mean, it'd be so much easier if we could just sit in a chair, and, you know... Control them with remotes.

What if I'm happy and disgruntled in an Office Space sense?

Hm.

Can I borrow your stapler?

;)

Hm.

Can I borrow your stapler?

;)

DON'T! He'll burn down the building!

:) :) :) :)

Moi!
And if i want to be be contrite i will be!

Sure thing.

Oh thank you! I almost puked a little when I saw the Happy Persons one.

You and me both... :/

Do we have to raise the windows ourselves? I mean, it'd be so much easier if we could just sit in a chair, and, you know... Control them with remotes.

It would, but life isn't easy. Doesn't that just piss you off?

Hm.

Can I borrow your stapler?

;)

First we ban anything that has even a slight smile to it.
Like that winking smiley.
Banned.

We must use :mad: or :( instead.

And in extreme cases of disgruntled-ness. :upyours:

Hm.

Can I borrow your stapler?

;)

And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...

:) :d :) :d :d :) :d :)

Everyone, get out your poking implements.

We've got a smiler.

Hm.

Can I borrow your stapler?

;)
Can i have visions of my bastard boss, shafting my girlfriend?:gundge:

First we ban anything that has even a slight smile to it.
Like that winking smiley.
Banned.

We must use :mad: or :( instead.

And in extreme cases of disgruntled-ness. :upyours:

Hmm. I like the cut of your jib.

And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...

I'd give a cheesy grin because I actually find that amusing, but that would be against the spirit of this thread.

Can i have visions of my bastard boss, shafting my girlfriend?:gundge:

You don't have a girlfriend.

This seems perfect for me.

In a shit way.

Everyone, get out your poking implements.

We've got a smiler.

*coughlistentomysigallofyoucough*

:)

This seems perfect for me.

In a shit way.

I'd have sympathy except i'm too bitter, disgruntled and self-centred to do that anymore. Here, help yourself to the hard liquor.

*coughlistentomysigallofyoucough*

:)

*begins poking with sharp stick*

I'm in and I'm gonna be this way until my finals at uni are over.:mad:

http://www.abestweb.com/smilies/baiting.gif

http://www.abestweb.com/smilies/baiting.gif

Just what I was looking for!

I found this, though.
http://www.fuckyou.com/images/smilies/emotfuckoff2ev0rz.gif

That's pretty bitter and disgruntled.

*begins poking with sharp stick*

http://www.abestweb.com/smilies/baiting.gif

:eek: :(

Oh, you are evil I see your plan...


:) :)

I'm in and I'm gonna be this way until my finals at uni are over.:mad:

Sounds like you need some drugs. Because everyone knows that drugs make all of your problems go away by giving you bigger ones to worry about. Over there, third drawer in the desk.

Over there, third drawer in the desk.

Yeah, they're just beside that brick that I made from when I had too much Kaopectade.

Just what I was looking for!

I found this, though.
http://www.fuckyou.com/images/smilies/emotfuckoff2ev0rz.gif

That's pretty bitter and disgruntled.

http://www.abestweb.com/smilies/ranting.gif

http://www.abestweb.com/smilies/nuts.gif

Yeah, they're just beside that brick that I made from when I had too much Kaopectade.

I don't know what that is.

Oh, and you suck.

I don't know what that is.

Oh, and you suck.

Beavis & Butthead references aren't allowed?

*puts staple in ass*

Sounds like you need some drugs. Because everyone knows that drugs make all of your problems go away by giving you bigger ones to worry about. Over there, third drawer in the desk.

Thank you, I'd take them but Id no longer be bitter and disgruntled so I'll save em for after finals.

Thank you, I'd take them but Id no longer be bitter and disgruntled so I'll save em for after finals.:)

Thats right, :)

Thats right, :)

Okay, that's it.

*staples your ass*

http://www.abestweb.com/smilies/ranting.gif

http://www.abestweb.com/smilies/nuts.gif

http://www.fuckyou.com/images/smilies/cutface.gif

Okay, that's it.

*staples your ass*

http://www.fuckyou.com/images/smilies/cutface.gif

meanies.

*steals drugs*
:) :) :)
*leaves*

I'm so for emo-ness. I like a boy. He's a whore. My friends don't think he could like a good girl like me. He'll only cause me pain, but I can't stop talking to him. He's so interesting. He's got this unique world view and sense of spirituality. I want him, and I want him to want me. Life sucks. And to top it all off, I've forgotten what sentance variety is.

meanies.

*steals drugs*
:) :) :)
*leaves*

too late i already swallowed em all

Thank you, I'd take them but Id no longer be bitter and disgruntled so I'll save em for after finals.:)

No smiling.

And sure you will. You just need to take the wro...I mean, right drugs. Like say, PCP. Or you could just drink lots and lots of booze.

meanies.

*steals drugs*
:) :) :)
*leaves*

Take them! You can have them! We didn't want them anyway!

...

...

:(

I'm so for emo-ness. I like a boy. He's a whore. My friends don't think he could like a good girl like me. He'll only cause me pain, but I can't stop talking to him. He's so interesting. He's got this unique world view and sense of spirituality. I want him, and I want him to want me. Life sucks. And to top it all off, I've forgotten what sentance variety is.

*passes over vodka*

*passes over vodka*

*takes a drink*


It's gonna be a long night.

*passes over vodka*

*intercepts vodka*
*slinks off to corner to drink*

This club needs a good picture...
http://images.despair.com/products/demotivators/despair.jpg

I'll join this club, the other one made me puke.

*intercepts vodka*
*slinks off to corner to drink*

This club needs a good picture...
http://images.despair.com/products/demotivators/despair.jpg

Couldn't the picture have been of a totally smashed, ruined city? I mean, that river actually looks pleasant... I think I'd like to live there for a few days.

*pops back in*
The happy club offers everyone hugs, love and fluffles.
:)
*pops back out*I know, pulling out isn't safe, but watcha gonna do? I don't have reliable protection on me. and jokes.:)

Count me in..

*pops back in*
The happy club offers everyone hugs, love and fluffles.
:)
*pops back out*I know, pulling out isn't safe, but watcha gonna do? I don't have reliable protection on me. and jokes.:)

But the Happy Club is TOO HAPPY!

Sign me up! I am totally disgruntled today.

This club needs a good picture...

Oooh. I made some of those.

Optimism (http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/8002/posterur8.jpg)
Pessimism (http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/3585/poster53163097jh0.jpg)
Life (http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/560/poster52178805vz7.jpg)
Progress (http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/4869/poster73290305oe7.jpg)

Right, so I just discovered that the project I thought was due THIS thursday was actually due LAST thursday. To say that I'm bitter and disgruntled is putting it lightly.

*Seeths about the truckloads of work she has to do instead of doing it*

Oooh. I made some of those.
You made some of the official despair.com posters?
*bows*

My favorite is the one with the fries that says
"not everyone gets to be an astronaut when they grow up"
It was even in my sig until yesterday.

Do you have a bitter, disgruntled, overworked, alcoholic college students sub-section? If you do I'll be the program director.

All the same, I'm in.

A good one is

You are a unique individual...just like everyone else.

When you reach the end of the tunnel, wear some sunglasses so you wont be blinded by the light

Do you have a bitter, disgruntled, overworked, alcoholic college students sub-section? If you do I'll be the program director.

All the same, I'm in.Make the 'alcoholic' optional, add 'underachieving' and you've got yourself a vice/social co-ordinator.

You made some of the official despair.com posters?
*bows*

Hehe, no. I mean, I made my own for my own amusement. :p

Right, so I just discovered that the project I thought was due THIS thursday was actually due LAST thursday. To say that I'm bitter and disgruntled is putting it lightly.

*Seeths about the truckloads of work she has to do instead of doing it*

And i've done that before...

Do you have a bitter, disgruntled, overworked, alcoholic college students sub-section? If you do I'll be the program director.

I graduated from that. I'm now a post-university, bitter, disgruntled, borderline alcoholic minimum wage earner.

I slept almost two hours and now have to go to work.

I might be late.

And no, I am obviously not online. *glares*


So yeah, count me in. :rolleyes:

So yeah, count me in. :rolleyes:

I knew you would.

I slept almost two hours and now have to go to work.

I might be late.

And no, I am obviously not online. *glares*


So yeah, count me in. :rolleyes:
You're funny.
:fluffle:


see, if I was myself, I would not have just done that.

May I join?

*joins*

May I join?

*joins*

Haven't you left? :p

I slept almost two hours and now have to go to work.

I might be late.

And no, I am obviously not online. *glares*


So yeah, count me in. :rolleyes:

:fluffle:

Maybe a nice new camera would make you happy?

*opens your purse*
*pulls out your creditcard*
*buys self a case of beer*
*buys you an $900 camera*

Thanks for the beer. :)

Hehe, no. I mean, I made my own for my own amusement. :p


No smiling *swats Kanabia's nose with newspaper*

Yeah, I have another one, but it is pretty bad and I don't want to piss too many people off.

No smiling *swats Kanabia's nose with newspaper*

Yeah, I have another one, but it is pretty bad and I don't want to piss too many people off.

It's not a smile. Bleh, if jolt had a better "well duh" with tongue poking out i'd use that instead. This'll suffice I guess. :P

And show the other one. It isn't that happy funtimes camp one is it? Because I was going to post that in the happy person's thread but it's actually too tasteless even for me.

Haven't you left? :p

oooOOOoooOOOooo!!1 yoooooou caaannn't seeee meeeee!

*lights smokebomb*
*flees*
*crashes into wall*

You don't have a girlfriend.
But in the movie...
*Growls*

oooOOOoooOOOooo!!1 yoooooou caaannn't seeee meeeee!

*lights smokebomb*
*flees*
*crashes into wall*

*puts Ruffy back in his cage*

But in the movie...
*Growls*

How about your boss with your mother? That'd piss you off almost as much.

It's not a smile. Bleh, if jolt had a better "well duh" with tongue poking out i'd use that instead. This'll suffice I guess. :P

And show the other one. It isn't that happy funtimes camp one is it? Because I was going to post that in the happy person's thread but it's actually too tasteless even for me.

I'll TG you that one, and provide everyone with a wonderful video clip my mom sent me today.
http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v306/zbronto/?action=view&current=Tequila.flv

*puts Ruffy back in his cage*

http://root88.ice.org/gallery/albums/pets/evil_dogs.jpg

*tosses raw meat at Ruffy*

*tosses raw meat at Ruffy*

*licks*

*licks*

...


Ruffy just licked Kanabias meat. :eek:

...


Ruffy just licked Kanabias meat. :eek:

:/

:/

sick motherfucker, indeed.

...


Ruffy just licked Kanabias meat. :eek:

:eek: (http://www.geocities.com/bell_labs_squad/rabiddog.gif)

Holy irateness, Batman! I think I just found my family here! Count me in! *hugs everyone but realizes his error* Uh, I mean, I hate you all! Tools.

I'll join.

My brother was brutally raped by Happy Sunshine Bear, of the "Care Bears".

Care Bear Stare", indeed.

How about your boss with your mother? That'd piss you off almost as much.
Have you even seen Office Space?o_O

Because I don't like the Happy Person's club. Who's with me? We can have all sorts of fun activities...um, or not fun activities...like...looking out of the windows and seething at those happy people.

And then plot revenge for no reason whatsoever, like putting sticky stuff on the handle of their club thing or setting wasps into their ventilation system.

And then we can all get drunk and pass out somewhere!

Members:
Kanabia
Harlesburg
Grainne Ni Malley
Potarius
Intra-Muros
Nadkor
MrWho
TerroristCakes
Sarkhaan
Wilgrove
Xeniph
Ralina
Kreitzmoorland
Andaluciae
Whereyouthinkyougoing
Ruffy

Sign me up before I have to smile. I don't want to do that.

i'm disgruntled most of the time. me in.

Have you even seen Office Space?o_O

Yes...hence my stapler comment earlier...but you don't have a girlfriend, so having a vision of your boss going at it with a family member is probably a lot more offensive to you, correct?

I'll join.

My brother was brutally raped by Happy Sunshine Bear, of the "Care Bears".

Care Bear Stare", indeed.

As I always say, never trust anything or anyone that can talk and is cuddlier than yourself.

Okay, I don't always say it, but it's a good rule of thumb.

First we ban anything that has even a slight smile to it.
Like that winking smiley.
Banned.



:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :fluffle:

well i think i'd probably much rather BE happy then disgruntled, but reality is what it is, and no one can be any one thing all the time. and trying to pretend to be is a load of fettid dingo's kidneys anyway.

i'm not interested in getting drunk and passing out anywhere either. but i AM interested in evolving core values to where they no longer romantacize and reward the causes of suffering and harm.

probably what the happy people, well those smiley face happy people, as opposed to the not dictating what anyone else goes to bed with 'happy' people, pretend to be wanting while lying to themselves and each other as to the actual mechanisms by which suffering and harm are caused.

=^^=
.../\...

There's a happy people club majigger? Ooooh

...


Ruffy just licked Kanabias meat. :eek:Don't tell Revasser! He'll be jealous. <TGs Revasser.>

This is definitely the club for me, happiness is a rare emotion for me.

Don't tell Revasser! He'll be jealous. <TGs Revasser.>

*shifty eyes*

:) :D :fluffle: ;) :cool: :p

:) :D :fluffle: ;) :cool: :p

http://www.fuckyou.com/images/smilies/coocoo.gif

http://www.fuckyou.com/images/smilies/coocoo.gif

I love you too! :D:) ;) :fluffle: :cool:

I love you too! :D:) ;) :fluffle: :cool:

http://www.fuckyou.com/images/smilies/specialED.gif

When you reach the end of the tunnel, wear some sunglasses so you wont be blinded by the light

I liked "The light on the end of the tunnel is nothing but the headlamps of the train coming at you" better.

And Kanabia, you'd make me so happy if you let me join! ---- wait.

I liked "The light on the end of the tunnel is nothing but the headlamps of the train coming at you" better
i have heard a star trek copy of that

I own bitter and disgruntled*, so I might as well join the club.

*In fact I've never been gruntled before in my life. Am I missing something?

i think i need to start a mood swinger's club. or a flatliner's club. yesterday i wasn't happy enough to join the happy club and now i'm not bitter or disgruntled enough to join this club. maybe i'll join both and swing from the rafters while muttering to myself.

count me in, and i'll go find that happy club and join that too.

I hate DreamWeaver, I hate computers, I hate school.

*cries*

Can I join the club as well, I am bitter and disgruntled!

I'm jaded and cynical, can I join? It's kind of like being bitter and disgruntled... though less homicidal.

And then we can all get drunk and pass out somewhere!

12 hours later, I'm back from work.

Can I pass out now?

12 hours later, I'm back from work.

Can I pass out now?
Are you absolutely sure you wanna pass out in here?

12 hours later, I'm back from work.

Can I pass out now?

No, you may not, your duty is to entertain me now.

Are you absolutely sure you wanna pass out in here?Yes.
No, you may not, your duty is to entertain me now.No.


*passes out in thread*

I'm bitter and disgruntled! My tutors are being arseholes - bringing deadlines forward and that. Can I join?

*passes out in thread*

I'm positive you've been aware befoe you made this decision that this is the best entertainment you could have provided.

*starts having fun*

No, you may not, your duty is to entertain me now.
No.
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/denied.gif Hahaha - denied!

Yes.
*passes out in thread*
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/Poke.gif

Muahahahahahahaha!http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/drool.gif

count me in, I have no band nor a girlfriend, I want both and Im 21:eek: :mad:

Sign me up. Still bitter and disgruntled at being single. :mp5:

And then plot revenge for no reason whatsoever, like putting sticky stuff on the doorhandle of their club thing or setting wasps into their ventilation system.
I could make a chlorine gas bomb and set it up inside one of the vents with a time delay. Then we could seal the doors and listen to them all scream and beg for mercy and hack and choke on the deadly corrosive poison gas.

Fun times.

Yes...hence my stapler comment earlier...but you don't have a girlfriend, so having a vision of your boss going at it with a family member is probably a lot more offensive to you, correct?
Yeah but...
SILENCE MORTAL!

Yeah but...
SILENCE MORTAL!

:gundge:

:gundge:

:mp5:

(second use of a gun smilie. seems proper here.)

Fine. I guess I'll join.

well i think i'd probably much rather BE happy then disgruntled, but reality is what it is, and no one can be any one thing all the time. and trying to pretend to be is a load of fettid dingo's kidneys anyway.

i'm not interested in getting drunk and passing out anywhere either. but i AM interested in evolving core values to where they no longer romantacize and reward the causes of suffering and harm.

probably what the happy people, well those smiley face happy people, as opposed to the not dictating what anyone else goes to bed with 'happy' people, pretend to be wanting while lying to themselves and each other as to the actual mechanisms by which suffering and harm are caused.

=^^=
.../\...

Uh...so...you're in...right?

I liked "The light on the end of the tunnel is nothing but the headlamps of the train coming at you" better.

And Kanabia, you'd make me so happy if you let me join! ---- wait.

Did you not notice my picture before? Bah. :p

http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/8002/posterur8.jpg

I own bitter and disgruntled*, so I might as well join the club.

*In fact I've never been gruntled before in my life. Am I missing something?

I don't think so, but I wouldn't know. How does one get gruntled in the first place?

I'm jaded and cynical, can I join? It's kind of like being bitter and disgruntled... though less homicidal.

Sure, why not? We'll work on you.

i think i need to start a mood swinger's club. or a flatliner's club. yesterday i wasn't happy enough to join the happy club and now i'm not bitter or disgruntled enough to join this club. maybe i'll join both and swing from the rafters while muttering to myself.

count me in, and i'll go find that happy club and join that too.

Ok, but i'm watching you. One smile and you're out, buddy.

12 hours later, I'm back from work.

Can I pass out now?

12 hours? I thought Europe was supposed to be that rosy place where everyone works 6 hour days and takes three hour lunches. ;)

I'm positive you've been aware befoe you made this decision that this is the best entertainment you could have provided.

*starts having fun*

:eek:

...

*watches...*

count me in, I have no band nor a girlfriend, I want both and Im 21:eek: :mad:]

I feel your pain...

I could make a chlorine gas bomb and set it up inside one of the vents with a time delay. Then we could seal the doors and listen to them all scream and beg for mercy and hack and choke on the deadly corrosive poison gas.

Fun times.

Oh, good. You can be that crazy guy that sits in the corner and rocks back and forth in his chair while muttering incoherent stuff.

Did you not notice my picture before? Bah. :p

http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/8002/posterur8.jpg
I was at uni at that time, and no, I tend to not open pictures (anymore) at uni..

:eek:

...

*watches...*
You ain't seen nothing yet.. *as an edit three minutes and one thread later: I did not copy that!
Oh, good. You can be that crazy guy that sits in the corner and rocks back and forth in his chair while muttering incoherent stuff.You're giving away my part!

*streaks* (and is very bitter about it)

I was at uni at that time, and no, I tend to not open pictures (anymore) at uni..

Your loss, then.

You ain't seen nothing yet..

Please, continue. *takes notes*

You're giving away my part!

Nooo, you're the crazy creature that lives in the air vents and mutters incoherent stuff. *nods*

I'm in, being a bitter cynic and all.

Your loss, then.
I'm very bitter and disgruntled at it, of course. Yes.

Please, continue. *takes notes*
Will you scan those for the Whatcha write like? thread?

Nooo, you're the crazy creature that lives in the air vents and mutters incoherent stuff. *nods*

Ooooh, you're making me so.. uh, bitter, of course, with that role designation.

Every year I see the fresh group of first year students at my university. All bright eyed, bushey tailed with all their hopes and dreams yet to be shattered. It sickens me...

Where's the application form?

Where's the application form?
I think I ate it.

I'm very bitter and disgruntled at it, of course. Yes.

Aww, here. Have a patronising and not-at-all-sincere pat on the head. *pats on the head*


Will you scan those for the Whatcha write like? thread?

Alas, they resemble diagrams more than notes, so I don't think they qualify.

Ooooh, you're making me so.. uh, bitter, of course, with that role designation.
Glad to hear it! Spread the bitterness, as I say. *hands out grapefruits*

*streaks* (and is very bitter about it):p

I'm positive you've been aware befoe you made this decision that this is the best entertainment you could have provided.

*starts having fun*
Muahahahahahahaha!http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/drool.gif
:eek:

...

*watches...*
You ain't seen nothing yet.. *as an edit three minutes and one thread later: I did not copy that!
Please, continue. *takes notes*
Will you scan those for the Whatcha write like? thread?
Alas, they resemble diagrams more than notes, so I don't think they qualify.

:eek:

i think i need to start a mood swinger's club. or a flatliner's club. yesterday i wasn't happy enough to join the happy club and now i'm not bitter or disgruntled enough to join this club. maybe i'll join both and swing from the rafters while muttering to myself.

count me in, and i'll go find that happy club and join that too.

I think I should join your club if you start it up...

As of right now, however, I'd like to join the Bitter and Disgruntled one. Even if I am a member of the happy club - but that was not today. And this one is better today. :( :mad:

*Shakes fist at mood swings*

Aww, here. Have a patronising and not-at-all-sincere pat on the head. *pats on the head*
a light blow especially with the hand or a flat instrument
*administers some reading non-selectively to Kanabia*


:eek:

Wer nicht hören will, mus..öh...fühlen?

Ok, but i'm watching you. One smile and you're out, buddy.


no worries, i'm feeling very bitter and paranoid just now. this is definitely the club for me.

So where does the club meet? So I can throw eggs at you as you come and go from the meeting.

So where does the club meet? So I can throw eggs at you as you come and go from the meeting.

russia. land of the angry. or at least people who sound like they are angry all the time.

So where does the club meet? So I can throw eggs at you as you come and go from the meeting.Nooo, you're the crazy creature that lives in the air vents and mutters incoherent stuff. *nods*
Someplace with a roomy air vent that's not too far from here, because I shall not be arsed to move much.
Don't try no 'funny' stuff; we have an eye or tow on you.

NOw how could I have missed this? Sign me up!

Someplace with a roomy air vent that's not too far from here, because I shall not be arsed to move much.
Don't try no 'funny' stuff; we have an eye or tow on you.
That's why you get a wheel chair - thus, no ass moving required! :p

I'm so for emo-ness. I like a boy. He's a whore. My friends don't think he could like a good girl like me. He'll only cause me pain, but I can't stop talking to him. He's so interesting. He's got this unique world view and sense of spirituality. I want him, and I want him to want me. Life sucks. And to top it all off, I've forgotten what sentance variety is.

I'd kill him for you or something, but that seems counter-productive.

*drinks apple cider*

So where does the club meet?

Hmm. Lessee.. Somewhere suitable for the disgruntled and bitter and jaded and cynical. Well. I guess it doesn't really matter, does it?

That's why you get a wheel chair - thus, no ass moving required! :p

I have bad experiences with wheelchairs and prefer not to be moved around in one, thankyouverymuch.

Hmm. Lessee.. Somewhere suitable for the disgruntled and bitter and jaded and cynical. Well. I guess it doesn't really matter, does it?Right now, that would be my apartment.

*Shakes fist at mood swings*Indeed.

I have bad experiences with wheelchairs and prefer not to be moved around in one, thankyouverymuch.

*straps you into a wheelchair*

Here in the Bitter and Disgruntled Person's club, we don't care about what you prefer.

*defenestrates*

Pity we're only on the ground floor.

Hmm. Lessee.. Somewhere suitable for the disgruntled and bitter and jaded and cynical. Well. I guess it doesn't really matter, does it?

I just need some angry music playing in the background...

Right now, that would be my apartment.

Indeed.

I sent you an eeeeeeeeemail...

I just need some angry music playing in the background...

Such as.....?

Right now, that would be my apartment.
Next time, say that three days in advance, so I can get the cheaper price on the ICE.

*straps you into a wheelchair*

Here in the Bitter and Disgruntled Person's club, we don't care about what you prefer.

*defenestrates*

Pity we're only on the ground floor.

Did somebody video that? That'd make a great YouTube video and I could get famous.. what?

:)

:)

God, why don't you even try to be creative?

I have bad experiences with wheelchairs and prefer not to be moved around in one, thankyouverymuch.

Fine then...

Now then... *puts you in an office chair with wheels and duct tapes you in* Hmmm... *spins you in a circle*

God, why don't you even try to be creative?

Wow, you're really bitter and disgruntled...

Fine then...

Now then... *puts you in an office chair with wheels and duct tapes you in* Hmmm... *spins you in a circle*

If you could just take off that duct tape around my mouth for a sec, I'd like to remark that it is not me who has that tendency to pass out in threads and be treated accordingly.. also, I think you are having too much of this 'fun' thing with this. Somebody should put a stop to that.

Wow, you're really bitter and disgruntled...
You won't even be able to start to believe how utterly hurt I am at the insinuation that you doubted me.

If you could just take off that duct tape around my mouth for a sec, I'd like to remark that it is not me who has that tendency to pass out in threads and be treated accordingly.. also, I think you are having too much of this 'fun' thing with this. Somebody should put a stop to that.
Fine, the tape comes off, but the rest stays. It amuses me greatly. *looks bored*

You won't even be able to start to believe how utterly hurt I am at the insinuation that you doubted me.

Aww... I'm sorry.

*fluffles*

:)

its always more fun to be the pissed off asshole. this sounds like a good club for me.

Hmm. Lessee.. Somewhere suitable for the disgruntled and bitter and jaded and cynical. Well. I guess it doesn't really matter, does it?

Ship of Fools?

Such as.....?

Dunno...

For example:
Rage Against The Machine - Killing in the name of or Wake up
Rammstein - Feuer Frei! or Herzleid
Dimmu Borgir - Allegiance.
Metallica - St. Anger
Skunk Anansie - Selling Jesus
Nightwish - I wish I had an angel
Alice in Chains - Them Bones
Opeth - The drapery falls
Theory Of A Deadman - No way out
Puff Daddy - Come with me
Ozzy - Bark at the moon
Within Temptation - Mother Earth

Feeds the emotions, doesn't sooth them...

I'm so for emo-ness. I like a boy. He's a whore. My friends don't think he could like a good girl like me. He'll only cause me pain, but I can't stop talking to him. He's so interesting. He's got this unique world view and sense of spirituality. I want him, and I want him to want me. Life sucks. And to top it all off, I've forgotten what sentance variety is.

I'd kill him for you or something, but that seems counter-productive.

*drinks apple cider*

Actually thinking on it, yeah, life just sucks.

Actually thinking on it, yeah, life just sucks.
I was wondering. ;p

Here, you can join this thing instead. Good company without the heartbreak.

Fine, the tape comes off, but the rest stays. It amuses me greatly. *looks bored*
'Amusement' doesn't suit you, and is banned by the local dresscode here. Strip it off, if you will.

Aww... I'm sorry.
You better be, because once I get free control over my body movements again, you'll very much regret this.

God damned accelerating free-fall.

:eek:
It's not like I didn't ask whether you thought it was a good idea to pass out in here, eh?
Wer nicht hören will, mus..öh...fühlen?
Jau!
*Shakes fist at mood swings*
Mine are gone thanks to the crazy stuff I'm taking. Sadly, that's pretty much it... :(
Such as.....?
Blind Guardian - The Script For My Requiem; Another Holy War
Motörhead - March Ör Die; Death Or Glory; I Am The Sword;
Body Count - Cop Killer; Body Count; Body Count's In The House
Manowar - Ride The Dragon; The Power Of Thy Sword; Call To Arms; Hand Of Doom; House Of Death; Fight Until We Die; Hail And Kill
Sabaton - Panzer Battalion

And this (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=506339) might give you some more ideas...

God, why don't you even try to be creative?

Now that is a shining example of what we should be doing here.


Rage Against The Machine - Killing in the name of or Wake up
Good
Rammstein - Feuer Frei! or Herzleid
Meh
Dimmu Borgir - Allegiance.
Crap
Metallica - St. Anger
Crap
Skunk Anansie - Selling Jesus
meh
Nightwish - I wish I had an angel
bleh

Alice in Chains - Them Bones
good
Opeth - The drapery falls
feh.
Theory Of A Deadman - No way out
*shrug*
Puff Daddy - Come with me
Ugh
Ozzy - Bark at the moon
okay
Within Temptation - Mother Earth
...


Motörhead - March Ör Die; Death Or Glory; I Am The Sword;
Body Count - Cop Killer; Body Count; Body Count's In The House



Both non-crap. I won't comment on the others.

*cracks knuckles* Was that bitter enough for you, gentlemen?

I want to join. Like a I want to slap everybody on the underground with screaming children at rush hour:)

I want to join. Like a I want to slap everybody on the underground with screaming children at rush hour:)

I'm too disgruntled at the moment to bother changing the membership list.

But help yourself to the depressants. Third drawer of the desk.

I'm too disgruntled at the moment to bother changing the membership list.

But help yourself to the depressants. Third drawer of the desk.

Why thank you;)

May I suggest that Devil Driver song as well, the one that goes "Knee deep in my shit"?

Both non-crap. I won't comment on the others.
No need to - those you did comment on should rage you up enough to get you through the day in a very pissed-off mood. http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/evil.gif

May I suggest that Devil Driver song as well, the one that goes "Knee deep in my shit"?

You can, but bear in mind that I won't feel at all pressured to take up your suggestion.

No need to - those you did comment on should rage you up enough to get you through the day in a very pissed-off mood. http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/evil.gif

The presence of that turd that is Manowar in my thread has already enraged me sufficiently, I assure you.

;)

Oh... am I not allowed to come and give you all fluffles to cheer you up? :) :fluffle:
You know you all love me really, despite my sickening sweetness ;) :p

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l192/whereyouthinkyougoing/sleeptastic.jpg

What?


ETA: Damn, Glitziness totally stole my thunder. :p

Oh... am I not allowed to come and give you all fluffles to cheer you up? :) :fluffle:

Personally, I'd allow it, but it'd do me no good.

The presence of that band that is Manowar in my thread has already encouraged me sufficiently, I assure you.
;)
http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/aetsch.gif Fixed for truthiness!
Oh... am I not allowed to come and give you all fluffles to cheer you up? :) :fluffle:
You know you all love me really, despite my sickening sweetness ;) :p
http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/umarm2.gif (Hehe, I'm in this thread just by chance - not because I'm a member of this "club". And I like you not despite, but because of your niceness! http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/megawink.gif)

ETA: Damn, Glitziness totally stole my thunder. :p
Aww, but you have a cute kitty :p

Plus, you can get one of my fluffles.... you know you want one ;)

Personally, I'd allow it, but it'd do me no good.
Why not?

http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/umarm2.gif (Hehe, I'm in this thread just by chance - not because I'm a member of this "club". And I like you not despite, but because of your niceness! http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/megawink.gif)
Awwww :) Well, you're just lovely :P :) :fluffle:

Why not?

Cuz...Well, fluffles wouldn't make, say, some (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12006403&postcount=33) random paragraph refer to me. Nor, I suppose, would it fix whatever it is going on in school that renders me virtually invisible to a certain people.

Awwww :) Well, you're just lovely :P :) :fluffle:
Thank you.

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l192/whereyouthinkyougoing/sleeptastic.jpg


Dudette, that so looks like ours. Where did you steal a pic from our kitty? I am enraged and disgruntled at you for stealing it!

[IG]http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l192/whereyouthinkyougoing/sleeptastic.jpg[/MG]

What?


ETA: Damn, Glitziness totally stole my thunder. :p

ICK.

*is terribly pissed off at the kitten*
*throws poisonous spiders on the kitten*

Is it too late for me to join. I'm bitter.

Bitter like 70% cocoa dark chocolate...

I'm not generally disgruntled, but it's late. I'm disgruntled about the apparent lax attitude towards Iran by Blair and, we'll see but I suspect, Bush, too. Letting this crazy dictate anything in the world is a major error. I think the world as a whole (I mean Britian and America, since no one else would get involved except Israel; if Israel does it on their own it will not good for the region ) should get ready to take out the nuclear plants. I'm also disgruntled at the frigging Russans and Chinese for stopping this from happening. Especially the Russians.

Sign me up..............:mad:

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Somebody just accused America as being the "Great Satan" GRRRRRrrrrrr :mad:

I thought I already asked to be part of this club, why haven't I been added as a member yet.......AHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :headbang:

Okay, I feel a little better now. Still very much disgruntled and ticked off. So when can I expect to be a member. :(

I originally was in the Happy Club for about a day then I quit so as of right now I'm Clubless. Sign me up......................... :mad:

:gundge:
:(

Because I don't like the Happy Person's club. Who's with me? We can have all sorts of fun activities...um, or not fun activities...like...looking out of the windows and seething at those happy people.

And then plot revenge for no reason whatsoever, like putting sticky stuff on the doorhandle of their club thing or setting wasps into their ventilation system.

And then we can all get drunk and pass out somewhere!

We're bigger than the happy persons club and therefore better.
If you're going to copy me, at least give me some credit, like put a link to my thread in your OP or something!

Also, you are NOT better because we're happy and you're not! *sings happy song and does happy dance*

:( It's just not the same because I'm not happy anymore...*hides in a corner and cries*

Don't worry, be happy!!

:)

You guys need to be more positive (+).
Sheesh! :p

You guys need to be more positive (+).
Sheesh! :p

Exactly!

:)

If you're going to copy me, at least give me some credit, like put a link to my thread in your OP or something!

Also, you are NOT better because we're happy and you're not! *sings happy song and does happy dance*

:( It's just not the same because I'm not happy anymore...*hides in a corner and cries*

Great... seeing people cry makes me bitter and Disgruntled...


Disgruntled...


has anyone ever been Gruntled? :confused:

Great... seeing people cry makes me bitter and Disgruntled...


Disgruntled...


has anyone ever been Gruntled? :confused:

http://www.esmerel.com/circle/wordlore/gruntled.html

and apparently these people are gruntled: http://www.infoasis.com/~latitude38/LectronicLat/2001/Oct2001/Oct31/gruntled.JPG

Great... seeing people cry makes me bitter and Disgruntled...


Disgruntled...


has anyone ever been Gruntled? :confused:

I'm not bitter or disgruntled. I'm just sad, and wish I could control for what and when I have feelings.

I'm not bitter or disgruntled. I'm just sad, and wish I could control for what and when I have feelings.

but that's what makes us Human my dear. :fluffle:

but that's what makes us Human my dear. :fluffle:

maybe I don't want to be human then, because this feeling sucks! :(

maybe I don't want to be human then, because this feeling sucks! :(

right now iam thinking the same thing as this dark mood iam in, sucks like hell and listening to CDs i like is not helping

I'm sufficiently angry and disgruntled today, as the Rush LP I bought arrived. And guess what? I was told that it was "Near Mint, with no surface flaws or signs of wear".

And whaddya know, it has scuff marks all over it. Not only that, but when it was new, it was a factory second, because it has at least five pressing blemishes that I've counted. Not only that, but it has constant crackling, and it has popping and static all over the place. Bear in mind that I paid $15 for this "Near Mint" piece of garbage... And the guy who sold it to me has been selling records for thirty years.

Along with that, his policy is "All Sales Final", so I'm not getting a refund. Instead, he's offered to give me a shipping discount on my next purchase. :rolleyes:

So, I'll definitely be getting a replacement for A Farewell To Kings... But, I'm still really pissed off about the whole thing.

maybe I don't want to be human then, because this feeling sucks! :(

but you gotta admit, it makes you appreaciate the other feelings when you get em. :cool:

I'm sufficiently angry and disgruntled today, as the Rush LP I bought arrived. And guess what? I was told that it was "Near Mint, with no surface flaws or signs of wear".

And whaddya know, it has scuff marks all over it. Not only that, but when it was new, it was a factory second, because it has at least five pressing blemishes that I've counted. Not only that, but it has constant crackling, and it has popping and static all over the place. Bear in mind that I paid $15 for this "Near Mint" piece of garbage... And the guy who sold it to me has been selling records for thirty years.

Along with that, his policy is "All Sales Final", so I'm not getting a refund. Instead, he's offered to give me a shipping discount on my next purchase. :rolleyes:

So, I'll definitely be getting a replacement for A Farewell To Kings... But, I'm still really pissed off about the whole thing.
Isn't that the second time in 5 months that has happened to you?

Isn't that the second time in 5 months that has happened to you?

Yeah. eBay can be really harsh, but overall, I've had an excellent experience buying records from eBay sellers. It's just very frustrating when something like this happens, because I know what these people are like. They're jerks on the internet, and they're jerks in real life. They're fucking worthless bums who like to screw people, and that's that.

but you gotta admit, it makes you appreaciate the other feelings when you get em. :cool:

Why must you make so much sense? Sometimes people just want to feel like shit and complain about it, you know. :p

Why must you make so much sense? Sometimes people just want to feel like shit and complain about it, you know. :p

Self defense really... The longer my friend's sister felt bitter and disgruntled, the harder she hit me. :p

so trying to cheer her up became a self defensive act for me.

Self defense really... The longer my friend's sister felt bitter and disgruntled, the harder she hit me. :p

so trying to cheer her up became a self defensive act for me.

i had someone like that too, then i knock them out after losing it

i had someone like that too, then i knock them out after losing it

me... strike a girl...

...

...

...

you know... that's probably the reason why alot of upset women punch me... I don't hit back. :eek:

Is it too late for me to join. I'm bitter.

Bitter like 70% cocoa dark chocolate...

85%.


Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Somebody just accused America as being the "Great Satan" GRRRRRrrrrrr :mad:

I thought I already asked to be part of this club, why haven't I been added as a member yet.......AHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :headbang:

Okay Satan boy, you oppressive capitalist pig...you're added.

If you're going to copy me, at least give me some credit, like put a link to my thread in your OP or something!

No.

Also, you are NOT better because we're happy and you're not! *sings happy song and does happy dance*

*gags* Yes, we are.

:( It's just not the same because I'm not happy anymore...*hides in a corner and cries*

Mwaha. *wins*

Plus, you can get one of my fluffles.... you know you want one ;) Nevar!
<.<

>.>

*grabs fluffle and runs away*

Dudette, that so looks like ours. Where did you steal a pic from our kitty? I am enraged and disgruntled at you for stealing it! It came to me willingly - it tells me it doesn't like you anymore. :)

ICK.

*is terribly pissed off at the kitten*
*throws poisonous spiders on the kitten* *throws poisonous spiders on the Ruffy*

Is it too late for me to join. I'm bitter.

Bitter like 70% cocoa dark chocolate...:p

Isn't that the second time in 5 months that has happened to you? Gave me a bad case of déja vu.

Yeah. eBay can be really harsh, but overall, I've had an excellent experience buying records from eBay sellers. It's just very frustrating when something like this happens, because I know what these people are like. They're jerks on the internet, and they're jerks in real life. They're fucking worthless bums who like to screw people, and that's that.

I don't buy vinyl records off the internet. It's too much of a gamble.

me... strike a girl...

...

...

...

you know... that's probably the reason why alot of upset women punch me... I don't hit back. :eek:

no it was my brother
the only time i was hit by a girl was when i got slap for what i said to her
then she made out with me after it :cool:

:upyours: :mp5: :headbang: :gundge: :sniper: :mad:

I'm joining! Lets all have a self pity party and tell stories about how we failed and its the world's fault:headbang: ;)

I'm joining! Lets all have a self pity party and tell stories about how we failed and its the world's fault:headbang: ;)

I don't blame it on the world. I blame it on you. Just so I can focus it somewhere.:p

I don't blame it on the world. I blame it on you. Just so I can focus it somewhere.:p

I blame the world for forming bacteria which evolved into you so you can blame me...:p And I also blame the world for making some bacteria evolve into me too so I would suffer so... :(

Gave me a bad case of déja vu.
You care abot Potaria's music collection that much?
Awww how sweet.:upyours: :mp5: :headbang: :gundge: :sniper: :mad:
:eek:
*Sleeps*

*sigh* I'm mad as hell right now. I want to commit suicide, but can't because then my poor mom would lose all sanity and wind up in a mental institution (she told me this directly the other day), there's a cool game that i wanna play at least once before I go, but it's not out until next fucking fall, and there's two cats in our house who seem to have adopted me.

as to why i'm disgruntled and suicidal?

the only fucking life forms on the entire damn planet that like me are cats! not some hot HUMAN FEMALEW who wants to marry me ('cuz she doesn't fucking EXIST!), but two FUCKING CATS!!!


*Storms and seethes, then heads off to bed to waste time sleeping while waiting for good old Grim Reaper*

85%.
That just makes it (and me) even more bitter.

:p
This is never going to get old for you, is it?

*sigh* I'm mad as hell right now. I want to commit suicide, but can't because then my poor mom would lose all sanity and wind up in a mental institution (she told me this directly the other day), there's a cool game that i wanna play at least once before I go, but it's not out until next fucking fall, and there's two cats in our house who seem to have adopted me.

as to why i'm disgruntled and suicidal?

the only fucking life forms on the entire damn planet that like me are cats! not some hot HUMAN FEMALEW who wants to marry me ('cuz she doesn't fucking EXIST!), but two FUCKING CATS!!!


*Storms and seethes, then heads off to bed to waste time sleeping while waiting for good old Grim Reaper*

Don't feel bad about that, pets are good. My dog was my best friend through a few pretty rough years.

today i am bitter and disgruntled cuz i'm going to have to work late therefore missing a fondue night at my best friends' place. i'm also becoming convinced i'm becoming sidelined because i hardly see my best friends these days except for when their work mates are around, usually in a pub where i can't make myself heard. i also didn't manage to get a date for the wedding i'm going to next week cuz it's during the week and no-one i asked can afford to take the day off work. i can't either but it's a family thing.

You care abot Potaria's music collection that much?
Awww how sweet. o_O
Honey, do you know what déja vu means? :p

This is never going to get old for you, is it?It sorta had until you dredged it up again so bitterly. :(

Ooh! Ooh! Me! I want in! :D

I mean :mad:


I'm disgruntled today because the trams were delayed meaning the cds I borrowed from the uni library were back 15 minutes late and I got a fine (£1 per cd. For 15 minutes that weren't even my fault!). And I have to work tonight rather than go to my friends 21st :(

<Hugs each and every one of you.>
<But does that thing where your back gets patted, so I'm also hitting you.>

<Hugs each and every one of you.>
<But does that thing where your back gets patted, so I'm also hitting you.>

*is bitter about this*

*sigh* I'm mad as hell right now. I want to commit suicide, but can't because then my poor mom would lose all sanity and wind up in a mental institution (she told me this directly the other day), there's a cool game that i wanna play at least once before I go, but it's not out until next fucking fall, and there's two cats in our house who seem to have adopted me.

as to why i'm disgruntled and suicidal?

the only fucking life forms on the entire damn planet that like me are cats! not some hot HUMAN FEMALEW who wants to marry me ('cuz she doesn't fucking EXIST!), but two FUCKING CATS!!!


*Storms and seethes, then heads off to bed to waste time sleeping while waiting for good old Grim Reaper*

Eh, marry the cats. I'm not as bitter as you yet, cuz I've only been female-less for about 14 years.

No i will not marry the fucking cats.

No i will not marry the fucking cats.I could send you some of mine. Then you could have a whole harem.

I'm bipolar, so I get to join both clubs. Or have to. Depends on how you look at it.

I could send you some of mine. Then you could have a whole harem.
I love cats, but come on. We both know I'm looking for HUMAN female companionship, hence the reason I sent you that telegram the other day.
I'm bipolar, so I get to join both clubs. Or have to. Depends on how you look at it.
Is it better than being suicidal and irate at the world all the time?

I love cats, but come on. We both know I'm looking for HUMAN female companionship, hence the reason I sent you that telegram the other day.

Is it better than being suicidal and irate at the world all the time?


Hmm. *Note to self. Must check TG's*

Yeah, I'm only suicidal and bitter about thre-quarters of the time.
Manic stages can be quite fun. But cleaning up the mess afterwards isn't.
Bench warrants for all those unpaid traffic tickets and bounced checks. Divorce. Wrecked car. Tons of unpaid bills.
Manic can mean very happy. But it also means you are almost incapable of considering consequences.

Hmm. *Note to self. Must check TG's*

Yeah, I'm only suicidal and bitter about thre-quarters of the time.
Manic stages can be quite fun. But cleaning up the mess afterwards isn't.
Bench warrants for all those unpaid traffic tickets and bounced checks. Divorce. Wrecked car. Tons of unpaid bills.
Manic can mean very happy. But it also means you are almost incapable of considering consequences.
damn, that sucks :(

I don't buy vinyl records off the internet. It's too much of a gamble.

Yeah, it can be the most frustrating thing ever. That's why from now on, I'm only going to buy from people who don't seem to be suspicious.

I've noticed a trend, though. All of the people who screw me over have sent the records in the most abominable, ramshackle packaging on the planet. This most recent ghetto record came in a "package" that was just a big, cut out piece of cardboard folded over and taped, with the record inside secured by a plastic Wal-Mart bag.

Fucking bums.

o_O
Honey, do you know what déja vu means? :p
-snippage-
It means *liiiiicks*
*Liiiiicks*