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Inspired by Rhaomi, and Ksomethingorther (IM SORRY! :( ) I have decided to start a Parallel British Government
With me as Prime Minister of course :D

Monarch: Jello Biafra
Prime Minister: QB
Deputy PM:
Chancellor of the Exchequer: Aequilibritas
Secretary of State for Foreign and Commonwealth Affairs: New Burmesia
Home Secretary: Nadkor
Secretary of State for Communities and Local Government :
Secretary of State for Culture, Media and Sport: ConscribedComradeship
Secretary of State for Defence: Purple Android
Secretary of State for Education and Skills: Aronnax
Secretary of State for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs: Rhursbourg
(My god theres a lot.... :rolleyes: )
Secretary of State for Health:
Secretary of State for International Development:
Secretary of State for Northern Ireland: New New Lofeta
Secretary of State for Scotland: Chumblywumbly
Secretary of State for Wales:
Secretary of State for Work and Pensions:
Secretary of State for Transport: Ollieland

Ambassador to the US:
Ambassador to France:
Ambassador to Germany: Caruut
Ambassador to Canada:Ladamesansmerci
Ambassador to Eire: Gorias
Ambassador to Iceland: Yootopia
Ambassador to Tuvalu: New Stalinberg

(Say if you wanna be ambassador for somewhere else)

All on a first come first serve basis.
Let the race begin! *fires a pistol in the air*

Ambassador for culture, media and sport... *shuts down ITV* *shoots Rupert Murdoch* *cancels Olympic Games*

Ambassador for culture, media and sport... *shuts down ITV* *shoots Rupert Murdoch*

Fair enough


*cancels Olympic Games*

You cant do that!!

oh wait, yes you can, but I wont let you so nehh

Fair enough


You cant do that!!

*peruses law books* I think you'll find I can.

Home Secretary.

Ambassador to Iceland, please.

Ambassador to Iceland, please.

Bitter about the cod?

I'll go for Foreign and Commonwealth Affairs, please...

Ambassador to Canada, please.

I'm the Queen! Where's my crown?

Bitter about the cod?
No, I just like free electricity, hot water and indeed mackerel.

All done :)

I'm the Queen! Where's my crown?
Not in your damned colonial republic! [/sarcasm]

I'm the Queen! Where's my crown?

Hm... what does everyone else say, should there be a queen?

Hm... what does everyone else say, should there be a queen?Well, it is a British government thread...

All done :)
Ta!

I'm the Queen! Where's my crown?

In this parallel gov, theres a bloody revolution and you have your head chopped off.

Hm... what does everyone else say, should there be a queen?
We can declare a republic after we form the government?

Well, it is a British government thread...

But the Queen aint part of the Government. Its her government. although she can do eff all :)

Hm... what does everyone else say, should there be a queen?

ALL HAIL QUEEN JELLO BIAFRA!

But the Queen aint part of the Government. Its her government. although she can do eff all :)Isn't she Head of State?

ALL HAIL QUEEN JELLO BIAFRA!
Didn't we already have a NS royalty?

In this parallel gov, theres a bloody revolution and you have your head chopped off.

We cant do that, it takes away all britishness. :eek:

Isn't she Head of State?

Only in name

In fact, considering we do already have a NS royalty, why can't they also be UK royalty in personal union?

Only in nameThen who serves the Head of State function? And is that because she's not supposed to serve the function, or is it that she is physically incapable of doing so?

Then who serves the Head of State function? And is that because she's not supposed to serve the function, or is it that she is physically incapable of doing so?

Its just that over the years, the Monarchy's power has been stripped away. All the Queen does is go and visit all the countries she is head of state of. So everyone in the commonwealth. The PM is the practical HoS, but hes not called that

dibs Ambassador to Eire.

In fact, considering we do already have a NS royalty, why can't they also be UK royalty in personal union?

Who's the NS Royalty?

Its just that over the years, the Monarchy's power has been stripped away. All the Queen does is go and visit all the countries she is head of state of. So everyone in the commonwealth. The PM is the practical HoS, but hes not called that
PM is head of government, but not the state.

Who's the NS Royalty?
There was a thread a while back.

PM is head of government, but not the state.

yeah, i knew it was somethin like that

In fact, considering we do already have a NS royalty, why can't they also be UK royalty in personal union?:eek: Trying to depose me? <Hides key to Tower of London cell in brassiere.> Well, I suppose if I must, I'll go quietly. (Who would fondle the queen's bosoms?

Its just that over the years, the Monarchy's power has been stripped away. All the Queen does is go and visit all the countries she is head of state of. So everyone in the commonwealth. The PM is the practical HoS, but hes not called thatDoesn't she also preside over certain ceremonies?

There was a thread a while back.

ah ok *goes for a look*

Doesn't she also preside over certain ceremonies?

Probably :p

But the Queen aint part of the Government. Its her government. although she can do eff all :)

Erm...the Queen is the most important component of government. Without her there would be no government.

Probably :p

She appointed you godammit and now you stab her in the back? That's gratitude, you dirty republican. :eek:

She appointed you godammit and now you stab her in the back? That's gratitude, you dirty republican. :eek:

Im not tryin to get rid of her... :eek: I was only sayin

Im not tryin to get rid of her... :eek: I was only sayin

I demand that the government of Her Majesty Queen Jello Biafra recognize her with immediate effect!

ill take defence sec.

Oh, by the way, it was Kyronea who came up with the idea of the Parallel U.S. Government.

Oh.. and I demand a peerage to cushion my inevitable fall from power.

Upon being declared Queen, my first Royal Order shall be to Knight ConscribedComradeship. You shall be Sir ConscribedComradeship.

I demand that the government of Her Majesty Queen Jello Biafra recognize her with immediate effect!
I concur. Huzzah!

I will take Secretary of State for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs

I’d happily become Secretary of State for Scotland.

London and Brimingham: it's like spot the white man according to my dad.

To quote the OP of this thread.

Quite glad that I'm British and Rhaomi's US government rather than this guy's government to be honest...

secretary of state for scotland, please

edit: bugger, missed it.

edit: right, i'm sure there's a minister responsible for overseas territories and protectorates, i'll take that.

Can I be Ambasador to Tuvulu?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tuvalu

One more time I'd like to point out the racist/racialist tendencies of the Prime Minister of this post and encourage any Brits offended by said tendencies to apply for posts in the US government:

Not Birmingham, thats got the highest level of immigrants in the UK, 2nd only to London. In both cities its 'spot the white man'. from what my dad told me when he went there. 5 times.

One more time I'd like to point out the racist/racialist tendencies of the Prime Minister of this post and encourage any Brits offended by said tendencies to apply for posts in the US government:

Good for you, now cheerio.

Good for you, now cheerio.

Ooooo. Sarky. And cheerio why? I wouldn't be a part of an imaginary government led by someone who would actually use the term 'spot the white man'.

Anyhoo, cheerio to you too.

Ooooo. Sarky. And cheerio why? I wouldn't be a part of an imaginary government led by someone who would actually use the term 'spot the white man'.

Anyhoo, cheerio to you too.

Cheerio because I'm the Home Sec and I say so :p

Cheerio because I'm the Home Sec and I say so :p

Coolio. Hope you keep him in line. :D

Coolio. Hope you keep him in line. :D

i find that sentance suspicious......watching you.

Secretary for defence please :D

I'll take Chancellor?!

all done :D

all done :D

As a faithful subject of Queen Jello Biafra, I humbly request her recognition.

very well, but under british law, it is a purely ceremonial role ;)

very well, but under british law, it is a purely ceremonial role ;)

Huzzah! Now that Parliament can function, what is the first issue before us?

Huzzah! Now that Parliament can function, what is the first issue before us?
The correct spelling of Chumblywumbly in the OP. :p

Seriously though.... let’s legislate!

The correct spelling of Chumblywumbly in the OP. :p

Sorry bout that *fixed*


Seriously though... lets legislate!

But we still need Deputy PM at least

Huzzah! Now that Parliament can function, what is the first issue before us?

Write a constitution?:p

Sorry bout that *fixed*
Thank you, Prime Minister. That’s £400,000 of stationary for the Scotland Office down the tube....

But we still need Deputy PM at least
Could this post not be filled by one of the existing Secretaries of State, until a suitable candidate applied? I might humbly add that the current R/L Secretary of State for Scotland is also the Secretary of State for Transport, due to the Scottish Executive relieving him of many duties. I would happily serve as Deputy PM, unless there are any objections? The post could be removed from me by the PM if a more suitable candidate emerged.

Write a constitution?
The Rt. Hon. member for Purple Android has a good point. But will we break from tradition and actually write a constitution?

:Could this post not be filled by one of the existing Secretaries of State, until a suitable candidate applied? I might humbly add that the current R/L Secretary of State for Scotland is also the Secretary of State for Transport, due to the Scottish Executive relieving him of many duties. I would happily serve as Deputy PM, unless there are any objections?

I, for one, don't see why not. The post of deputy PM doesn't seem to involve much beyond shagging ones secretary, playing croquet and answering the phone while the PM's on holiday. I know I was planning on fulfilling my role as Chancellor (for which I thank you, OP) around my existing work commitments!

:D

Could this post not be filled by one of the existing Secretaries of State, until a suitable candidate applied? I might humbly add that the current R/L Secretary of State for Scotland is also the Secretary of State for Transport, due to the Scottish Executive relieving him of many duties. I would happily serve as Deputy PM, unless there are any objections? The post could be removed from me by the PM if a more suitable candidate emerged.


yeah ok then. I appoint you sah, as my deputy. Now dont screw it up :p


The Rt. Hon. member for Purple Android has a good point. But will we break from tradition and actually write a constitution?

Why not? Any and all ideas are welcome. as long as it means i get to stay in power for the rest of my term :p

The post of deputy PM doesn’t seem to involve much beyond shagging ones secretary, playing croquet and answering the phone while the PM’s on holiday.
I think I could just about manage that. :p

Why not? Any and all ideas are welcome. as long as it means i get to stay in power for the rest of my term :p
Okely. Might as well start with the separation of powers (if any), and the role of the PM. Though we already have an extensive cabinet government in place.....

If we're going to have a second chamber (I think we should) I think it should be democratically elected.

Either that, or we could just appoint a couple of hundred of the more amusing inmates of the countrys' asylums?

If we’re going to have a second chamber (I think we should) I think it should be democratically elected.

Either that, or we could just appoint a couple of hundred of the more amusing inmates of the countrys’ asylums?
I’d plump for a democratically elected second chamber. Also, I’d try and remove the Lord Chancellor’s Executive functions, primarily the appointment of judges. Too close a position to the PM to be dabbling in judicial affairs.

Wonderful. As my first order of business, I knight thee, ConscribedComradeship, and also thee, New Burmesia, in recognition of your honorable achievements.

NSG Parliament >this also
*flees from security and aggressive politicians*

I’d plump for a democratically elected second chamber. Also, I’d try and remove the Lord Chancellor’s Executive functions, primarily the appointment of judges. Too close a position to the PM to be dabbling in judicial affairs.

Seconded.

I Would like to know if we are going to appoint a privvy Council

I see you don't have a Secretary of State for Transport. Any chance I could take that one?

Wonderful. As my first order of business, I knight thee, ConscribedComradeship, and also thee, New Burmesia, in recognition of your honorable achievements.

*ahem* :rolleyes:

I let you have that office you know... ;)

One more time I'd like to point out the racist/racialist tendencies of the Prime Minister of this post and encourage any Brits offended by said tendencies to apply for posts in the US government:

Why would a Brit join the US government?

If we're going to have a second chamber (I think we should) I think it should be democratically elected.

Either that, or we could just appoint a couple of hundred of the more amusing inmates of the countrys' asylums?

We could put the inmates up for election and pass The Parliament Acts again to stop them overruling us :D

The Rt. Hon. member for Purple Android has a good point. But will we break from tradition and actually write a constitution?

Yes. Who wants to write it?

I wanna be Ammbassador to Germany!

Wonderful. As my first order of business, I knight thee, ConscribedComradeship, and also thee, New Burmesia, in recognition of your honorable achievements.

Thank you, your Majesty. :cool:

Three cheers for Queen Jello Baifra!

Yes. Who wants to write it?

None, sir! it is Her Majesty who is Sovereign and her Parliament and Council. I'll have none of this sovereignty vested in a piece of paper. Nay, sir! Let us floccinauciniliphicate your constitutional twaddle!

*ahem* :rolleyes:

I let you have that office you know... ;)<Sniff.> Is not recognition of your government enough for you? Hm. Very well, then.
<Knights Quantum Bonus, but without any flowery speech.>

Just to let you all know, the Queen shall be filling in various Royal servant positions, such as the Royal Scribe, the Royal Chef, and husband. The good citizens of NSGeneral do not need to fill these positions, but you will be informed of their activities whenever necessary.

Since QB only explicitly called Prime Minister, I call First Lord of the Treasury. Actually screw that. I'll just be the Lord High Treasurer. *plans how to spend the queen's money and considers how to best convert number 10 and number 11 into one house since they will both be his residences and neither the Prime Minister's nor the Chancellor's*

Since QB only explicitly called Prime Minister, I call First Lord of the Treasury. Actually screw that. I'll just be the Lord High Treasurer. *plans how to spend the queen's money and considers how to best convert number 10 and number 11 into one house since they will both be his residences and neither the Prime Minister's nor the Chancellor's*

:eek: :eek:

damn...

well, i dont have that on the list so tough :p :p

Just to let you all know, the Queen shall be filling in various Royal servant positions, such as the Royal Scribe, the Royal Chef, and husband. The good citizens of NSGeneral do not need to fill these positions, but you will be informed of their activities whenever necessary.
Your humble servants in government will cooperate wherever necessary, your Majesty.

*Bows, nose touches the floor*

Your humble servants in government will cooperate wherever necessary, your Majesty.

*Bows, nose touches the floor*

I am vehemently concurrent.

So, why hasn't Parliament passed any legislation? <Sniff.>

If anyone sees the post, i would like to be secertary of education

done :D

So, why hasn't Parliament passed any legislation? <Sniff.>

I propose a bill to afford Jello Biafra dictatorial control of the forums. All those in favour..

And with that I glady sign into my post and get my first law down

Prime Minster, I would like to suggest that we abolish Summer Vacation and replace it with just one month. It has been shown that many students forget all they have learnt in those 3 months. Think about it. Students waste nearly 90 days doing nothing, thats 1/4 of a year! and thats when you dont count in december holidays. Now some people might complain this is not good for the children childhood, but look at asia, their summer vacation last a month and they grow up with happy childhoods, if Korea, Japan, Singapore and many others, can have a shorter vacations, have smarter students that grow up with happy childhoods. so can we so i wish you will allow this law

The Shorter Vacation Act:

As of 1st September 2007, Summer Vacation will be shorten to 1 month between July 1st to July 31st for all schools with the exception for universities


Pros: Students study for a longer period and not forget what they learn n the prevouis year.

Cons: Student riots

Perhaps the RHG would care to have some basic knowledge of the British Education system before proposing "amendments."
I should like to draw our attention to the first order of the day: the fortification of Her Majesty Jello Biafra.

*cough* it's 6 weeks *cough*

I thought its 8 weeks

I thought its 8 weeks

No its 6. And i cannot agree with this proposed bill. We shall keep the 6 weeks holiday, but it may be a good idea to disallow holiday time for students during the year. Throughout the school year, students lose 4 months of time through holidays. I believe this is plenty of time to have a holiday. All those in favour of this reformed bill?

I should like to draw our attention to the first order of the day: the fortification of Her Majesty Jello Biafra.Ah, yes, this does remind me...why hasn't the Empire expanded lately?

Ah, yes, this does remind me...why hasn't the Empire expanded lately?

Because Empires are againts International Law. And the western world are the only people that aren't allowed to break them apparently...

Ah, yes, this does remind me...why hasn't the Empire expanded lately?

Oh, it's the French, I expect.

And one just can't get, even if one can afford, adequate slaves these days.

Oh, it's the French, I expect.


Yes, I expect so. Lets go to war! :D


And one just can't get, even if one can afford, adequate slaves these days.

I hope you, sir, are not condoning slavery.

I'll be Secrectry of State for Northern Ireland.

Not like I could do a worse job than Hain is doing right now...

I'll be Secrectry of State for Northern Ireland.

Not like I could do a worse job than Hain is doing right now...

Prime Minister, I propose that being able to spell one's office be a prerequisite for occupying it.

Because Empires are againts International Law. And the western world are the only people that aren't allowed to break them apparently...Oh, I don't know about that, the colonists broke international law with their little fiasco in Iraq.

Prime Minister, I propose that being able to spell one's office be a prerequisite for occupying it.

An honest mistake, I am sure

Oh, I don't know about that, the colonists broke international law with their little fiasco in Iraq.

Fair enough, where shall we attack first?

Fair enough, where shall we attack first?

Glasgow.

Glasgow.

Somewhere we dont control already. Thats how Empires usually work :D

Somewhere we dont control already. Thats how Empires usually work :D

On the contrary, it is of the utmost importance that we are seen to be unbiased.

And those Scots have been getting a bit cunning lately.

Okay, after making a complete ass of myself, i have look through some of the basics of Education in England on wikipedia i have come up with with a new law.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/22/School_Stuctures.png

If you look at this it shows that England has several routes for students to take. To make things easier and less complicated for students and parents alike, I propose for one single school structure

Students will enter Primary School at the age of 6(on 1st September) and begin Primary 1, they will learn till Primary 6 at the age of 11(on 1st Sept)before leaving for Secondary School. They will complete Secondary 1 to 4 and go for Sixth Form.

Sixth form will now be renamed Junior College and be compulsary with students starting at the age of 16(on 1st Sept) to 17. The two levels will be called JC 1 and JC 2

Primary and Secondary would be paid for but Junior College would not be paid for. If parents can't afford to send their children to JC, parents can apply for a fund that will be use to help them pay for it*

*You need to be in a certain income group ratio to number of children to sucessfully apply for it. The Education Board will review each secnario if the applicant can apply for it


So its

Age : 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17
Lvl:Pri1 Pri2 Pri3 Pri4 Pri 5 Pri6 Sec1 Sec2 Sec4 Sec4 JC1 JC2

On the contrary, it is of utmost importance that we are seen to be unbiased.

And those Scots have been getting a bit cunning lately.

:rolleyes:

this is why Media Secretaries don't partake in war plans

:rolleyes:

And yes... Repealimg the Scottish Parliament is a good idea. We have the same monarch, what more do they want :p

Okay, after making a complete ass of myself, i have look through some of the basics of Education in England on wikipedia i have come up with with a new law.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/22/School_Stuctures.png

If you look at this it shows that England has several routes for students to take. To make things easier and less complicated for students and parents alike, I propose for one single school structure

Students will enter Primary School at the age of 5(on 1st September) and begin Primary 1, they will learn till Primary 6 at the age of 11(on 1st Sept)before leaving for Secondary School. They will complete Secondary 1 to 4 and go for Sixth Form.

Sixth form will now be renamed Junior College and be compulsary with students starting at the age of 16(on 1st Sept) to 17. The two levels will be called JC 1 and JC 2

Primary and Secondary would be paid for but Junior College would not be paid for. If parents can't afford to send their children to JC, parents can apply for a fund that will be use to help them pay for it*

*You need to be in a certain income group ratio to number of children to sucessfully apply for it. The Education Board will review each secnario if the applicant can apply for it

I agree with the proposal of a single school structure, but the Junior College clause is somewhat worrying. I believe the 6th form that we have now is adequate. Making it cost parents money but also compulsory will not be very popular. Free 6th form gives those pupils that come from under-priveliged (sp?) backgrounds the chance to further their education if they wish. If they cannot afford to go to university, it at least leaves them with a few A Levels

I agree with the proposal of a single school structure, but the Junior College clause is somewhat worrying. I believe the 6th form that we have now is adequate. Making it cost parents money but also compulsory will not be very popular. Free 6th form gives those pupils that come from under-priveliged (sp?) backgrounds the chance to further their education if they wish. If they cannot afford to go to university, it at least leaves them with a few A Levels

It would also be a complete back-track on the current policy of paying students to attend 6th form colleges.

It would also be a complete back-track on the current policy of paying students to attend 6th form colleges.

Yes, that too

I really believe that all students should go into sixth form, i believe all students should finish basic education of 12 years. The two years at sixth form are very much more advance than Secondary school, it will teach them alot and give them a shot at Universities. If they ever get enough money to go into university

I really believe that all students should go into sixth form, i believe all students should finish basic education of 12 years. The two years at sixth form are very much more advance than Secondary school

Altogether it's 13 years... well, 15 if you include Foundation and Nursery :p

But the basic 11 years gives the student a basic understanding of everything, A level just builds on a few certain areas

Secretary of State for Communities and Local Gov't please.

Scrap the council tax and introduce the local income tax. Base it on ability to pay rather than the house you inherited 3 years ago. :cool:

Economic Left/Right -0.38
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian -4.62

Altogether it's 13 years... well, 15 if you include Foundation and Nursery :p

But the basic 11 years gives the student a basic understanding of everything, A level just builds on a few certain areas

An A level will help them career wise,it will also lead to universities i mean dont you want a nation full of doctors and lawyers and that?

And by the way, can someone tell me if England had gain any land from any wars?

An A level will help them career wise,it will also lead to universities i mean dont you want a nation full of doctors and lawyers and that?

And by the way, can someone tell me if England had gain any land from any wars?

How about 1/4 of the earths land? :D

ANd no, i dont, we also need practical people like plumbers and electricians. we are in short supply of those. we need more people to do apprenticeships

ANd no, i dont, we also need practical people like plumbers and electricians. we are in short supply of those. we need more people to do apprenticeships

Not really—that's what cherry picking Eastern Europe is for.

Not really—that's what cherry picking Eastern Europe is for.

:eek: You mean get more immigrants?? :eek:

The problem with that is their education in plumbing or whatever may be sub standard compared to ours

:eek: You mean get more immigrants?? :eek:
Yes

The problem with that is their education in plumbing or whatever may be sub standard compared to ours
I see no evidence of this. Immigrant workers work harder, for longer and do a better job. They don't take tea-breaks; they don't expect as much money; they are better.

:eek: You mean get more immigrants?? :eek:

The problem with that is their education in plumbing or whatever may be sub standard compared to ours

yes....they do the manual labour

So what your final verdict of my proposal?

Ah, yes, this does remind me...why hasn't the Empire expanded lately?
I, as Foreign Secretary suggest this (http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/2/2f/UnBritishEmpire1919.PNG)as our objective.

It would also be a complete back-track on the current policy of paying students to attend 6th form colleges.
What? I'm at 6th form and I don't get a penny? Unlike all the students on EMA who get £30 a week to spend on booze, smokes, guitars and having a good time.:mad:

On the education front, I simply suggest we abolish trust schools since they do not follow the curriculum as instructed by Her Majesty and teach more about the Emparh and Her glorious history!

No its 6. And i cannot agree with this proposed bill. We shall keep the 6 weeks holiday, but it may be a good idea to disallow holiday time for students during the year. Throughout the school year, students lose 4 months of time through holidays. I believe this is plenty of time to have a holiday. All those in favour of this reformed bill?

Perhaps we should consider preserving the summer, Easter and Christmas holidays and dispense with any half-term breaks

Fair enough, where shall we attack first?

Normandy :rolleyes:

I, as Foreign Secretary suggest this (http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/2/2f/UnBritishEmpire1919.PNG)as our objective.


As Defence Secretary I suggest an increase in funding for our ministry in an attempt to regain the Empire :D .

I, as Foreign Secretary suggest this (http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/2/2f/UnBritishEmpire1919.PNG)as our objective.

Throw in Thailand too, so our empire will be continunnous. and lets just take the rest of Indonesia while we are at it

Throw in Thailand too, so our empire will be continunnous. and lets just take the rest of Indonesia while we are at it

And the Whole of France and China :)

And the Whole of France and China :)

France yes we can win...their french

China no we cant take the whole of it

France yes we can win...their french

China no we cant take the whole of it

Maybe just Shanghai then?

Maybe just Shanghai then?

Perfect


http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/2128/copy2ofworldmapvd0.th.png (http://img117.imageshack.us/my.php?image=copy2ofworldmapvd0.png)

I only want English America, the rest of it can go fuck itself

Perfect

Shall we prepare the invasion then? :D

Shall we prepare the invasion then? :D

Ill get the navy ready and im the head of education.....


Now to france! the invasion starts now!!

Ill get the navy ready and im the head of education.....


Now to france! the invasion starts now!!

I shall withdraw troops from Iraq with the Prime Ministers permission in preparation for the invasion.

Also, I'll get the navy ready.....I can't allow the Secretary for Education take over my job as Secretary for Defence can I?

Also, I'll get the navy ready.....I can't allow the Secretary for Education take over my job as Secretary for Defence can I?

:D Maybe....

Ill get the navy ready and im the head of education.....


Now to france! the invasion starts now!!

As Secretary of State for Culture, Media and Sport, I strongly advise against this unprovoked, philistine attack on the artistic capital of Europe.

Might I suggest that this would be an apt time to transfer the monarchical power of war declaration from the Prime Minister to Parliament?

As Secretary of State for Culture, Media and Sport, I strongly advise against this unprovoked, philistine attack on the artistic capital of Europe.

Might I suggest that this would be an apt time to transfer the monarchical power of war declaration from the Prime Minister to Parliament?

Maybe it would be good for Parliament to decide. However, France would still be the Artisitc capital of Europe....it'd just be British instead :D Huzzah!

As Secretary of State for Culture, Media and Sport, I strongly advise against this unprovoked, philistine attack on the artistic capital of Europe.

Might I suggest that this would be an apt time to transfer the monarchical power of war declaration from the Prime Minister to Parliament?

Then what can we attack?

Maybe it would be good for Parliament to decide. However, France would still be the Artisitc capital of Europe....it'd just be British instead :D Huzzah!

Alternatively, we could return it to Her Majesty Jello Biafra. I think she'd be more responsible.

Alternatively, we could return it to Her Majesty Jello Biafra. I think she'd be more responsible.

As long as im invading something

Alternatively, we could return it to Her Majesty Jello Biafra. I think she'd be more responsible.

Surely Parliament should decide....also the Monarch has no power to reject the will of her government, she cannot refuse to give royal assension to any bill passed by parliament.

Surely Parliament should decide....also the Monarch has no power to reject the will of her government, she cannot refuse to give royal assension to any bill passed by parliament.

You miss the point of my amendments.

You miss the point of my amendments.

I'm sorry if I have......Parliament shall decide upon the invasion. Everybody vote on whther you want the invasion to go ahead using troops withdrawn from Iraq. I vote yes.

You miss the point of my amendments.

Can we just go kick the butts of the french?!!??


I am a war-going Secretary of State for Education

I'm sorry if I have......Parliament shall decide upon the invasion. Everybody vote on whther you want the invasion to go ahead using troops withdrawn from Iraq. I vote yes.

Pfft, first the PM will have to relinquish his powers. Then we can reassign them.

you have no idea about international diplomacy at all do you. If we are to get our Empire back, we must start in Africa. No-one'll care if we take them back. We use all the resources there and build up the army even more, then no-one will be able to stop us!
If we go to France first, then we'll have the whole of NATO against us...

Can we just go kick the butts of the french?!!??


I am a war-going Secretary of State for Education

I believe the word is war "mongering"

you have no idea about international diplomacy at all do you. If we are to get our Empire back, we must start in Africa. No-one'll care if we take them back. We use all the resources there and build up the army even more, then no-one will be able to stop us!
If we go to France first, then we'll have the whole of NATO WITH us...
Edited for correction, sir!

Pfft, first the PM will have to relinquish his powers. Then we can reassign them.
Technically all power is vested in Her Majesty in Council, with the PM only exercising these powers by tradition.

I believe the word is war "mongering"

French:gundge: French:mp5:

The french need to be punish for their snail-eating ways!!

As Secretary of State for Scotland and Deputy PM, I deplore this House’s centuries old hatred for our cheese-eating friends.

Where would we be able to get cheap booze and fags on holiday once we invaded?

As Secretary of State for Scotland and Deputy PM, I deplore this House’s centuries old hatred for our cheese-eating friends.

Where would we be able to get cheap booze and fags on holiday once we invaded?

Cant we still just force it out of them?

you have no idea about international diplomacy at all do you. If we are to get our Empire back, we must start in Africa. No-one'll care if we take them back. We use all the resources there and build up the army even more, then no-one will be able to stop us!
If we go to France first, then we'll have the whole of NATO against us...

How about liberating Zimbabwe?

As Secretary of State for Scotland and Deputy PM, I deplore this House’s centuries old hatred for our cheese-eating friends.

Where would we be able to get cheap booze and fags on holiday once we invaded?

British Normandy :p

How about liberating Zimbabwe?

Good idea, we'd get international backing for that

Good idea, we'd get international backing for that

Zimbabwe it is then......I'll prepare the troops whilst the Foreign Minister persuades the U.N. to support our invasion.

As a parallel government, where do our troops come from, or our finances to invade a sovereign state? Is the cabinet going to take on Mugabe directly? I may have other engagements.....

Also, might we be a bit premature, invading a country before our governmental system is set up?

As a parallel government, where do our troops come from, or our finances to invade a sovereign state? Is the cabinet going to take on Mugabe directly? I may have other engagements.....

Also, might we be a bit premature, invading a country before our governmental system is set up?

No, we are not taking on Mugabe. We are taking on parallel-Zimbabwean-despot.

The troops are taken from Google Image Search.

Yes


I see no evidence of this. Immigrant workers work harder, for longer and do a better job. They don't take tea-breaks; they don't expect as much money; they are better.

Exactly, they make our workers look bad. We can't have that!

As Defence Secretary I suggest an increase in funding for our ministry in an attempt to regain the Empire :D .

As Chancellor, I'll increase the defence budget when you've regained an empire to defend!

Think of it as a sort of performance bonus.

As Chancellor, I'll increase the defence budget when you've regained an empire to defend!

Think of it as a sort of performance bonus.

Don't we need a larger army to regain the empire and thus more funding before an invasion begins?

No, we are not taking on Mugabe. We are taking on parallel-Zimbabwean-despot.

The troops are taken from Google Image Search.

Can't we just remove them from the parrallel-Iraq and send them to the parrallel-Zimbabwe?

As a parallel government, where do our troops come from, or our finances to invade a sovereign state? Is the cabinet going to take on Mugabe directly? I may have other engagements.....

Also, might we be a bit premature, invading a country before our governmental system is set up?

Our governmental system is set up....we are a parrallel of the current British Parliamentary system remember

Don't we need a larger army to regain the empire and thus more funding before an invasion begins?

Nope. Google Image Search can deploy 532,000 soldiers in 0.10 seconds. That's enough to be going on with.

http://images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&q=soldier

Nope. Google Image Search can deploy 532,000 soldiers in 0.10 seconds. That's enough to be going on with.


Yes but we need an army to rival the world's largest....can Google deploy 2 million troops in our attempts to regain the empire? Maybe we should bring back national service :p

Hmmm... Well, Zimbabwe is abit far away from London...

Maybe somewhere atad closer to home?

As Secretary of State for Northern Ireland, I propose we invade the Republic of Ireland and move my office to Dublin... The offices are much nicer in Dublin than in Belfast.

the Ambassador to Eire dislikes idea. demans tribute to ireland be given hence forth. we deman morrisons. or at least one.

Yes but we need an army to rival the world's largest....can Google deploy 2 million troops in our attempts to regain the empire? Maybe we should bring back national service :p

Don't worry:
516,000 for army [definition]. (0.05 seconds)
We'll be fine.

the Ambassador to Eire dislikes idea. demans tribute to ireland be given hence forth. we deman morrisons. or at least one.
British Government rejects idea on cultural grounds. Would request proper sentences with capitalization of letters be used hereafter.

British Government rejects idea on cultural grounds. Would request proper sentences with capitalization of letters be used hereafter.

tuff tity. gorias rejects grammar and spelling nazis. :upyours: you have no power over me Secretary of State for Culture, Media and Sport.

tuff tity. gorias rejects grammar and spelling nazis. :upyours: you have no power over me Secretary of State for Culture, Media and Sport.

No, but I do. Please make yourself look professional.

And, no, we would not have NATO with us against France.

Yes, we should wait a bit first. Pictures of soldiers wont stand up to militia with guns y'know :p

And yes, taking Mugabe head on would be a good idea. But to get international support, we must set up a democratic Gov't there. I suggest using a puppet gov't :p

tuff tity. gorias rejects grammar and spelling nazis.<Sniff.> Oh dear, I hope all Irish aren't like this.

<Sniff.> Oh dear, I hope all Irish aren't like this.

Freedom of speech, is something we regard highly over here. We have always tried to move English in the direction we wanted it to go. James Joyce tried very hard. We have even made up a tense not spoken in usual English. Might I add, that Ireland has the record of most nobel prizes for English litrerature. If we werent allowed change it, we wouldnt have Shakespere or Chauncer.

Freedom of speech, is something we regard highly over here. We have always tried to move English in the direction we wanted it to go. James Joyce tried very hard. We have even made up a tense not spoken in usual English. Might I add, that Ireland has the record of most nobel prizes for English litrerature. If we werent allowed change it, we wouldnt have Shakespere or Chauncer.<Sniff.> Are you trying to say your lack of concern for grammar is deliberate poetic license?

As Home Secretary I hereby announce that everybody in this thread, bar Jello Biafra because he's the Queen and you can't do it to her, are having control orders imposed on you under the Prevention of Terrorism Act. The orders will forbid you from posting in this thread.

Nicely leaving me to run the country.

Bitches. :p

As Home Secretary I hereby announce that everybody in this thread, bar Jello Biafra because he's the Queen and you can't do it to her, are having control orders imposed on you under the Prevention of Terrorism Act. The orders will forbid you from posting in this thread.

Nicely leaving me to run the country.

Bitches. :p
*Sulks*

As Home Secretary I hereby announce that everybody in this thread, bar Jello Biafra because he's the Queen and you can't do it to her, are having control orders imposed on you under the Prevention of Terrorism Act. The orders will forbid you from posting in this thread.

Nicely leaving me to run the country.

Bitches. :p

:eek: :eek:

TRHB is a power hungry nutter, and must be silenced. Your Majesty?

:p

:eek: :eek:

TRHB is a power hungry nutter, and must be silenced. Your Majesty?

:p<Looks up from tea.> Yes?

<Looks up from tea.> Yes?

Sort him out ;)

Sort him out ;)Oh. <Polite applause.> Bravo, Nadkor, excellent performance! You really had us going there!

:eek: :eek:

TRHB is a power hungry nutter, and must be silenced. Your Majesty?

:p

TRHB?

No, but I do. Please make yourself look professional.

And, no, we would not have NATO with us against France.

Yes, we should wait a bit first. Pictures of soldiers wont stand up to militia with guns y'know :p

And yes, taking Mugabe head on would be a good idea. But to get international support, we must set up a democratic Gov't there. I suggest using a puppet gov't :p

:p now we need to elect a president of Zimbabwe

TRHB?

"The Right Honourable Gentleman"

:p now we need to elect a president of Zimbabwe

Who wants the job?

"The Right Honourable Gentleman"

Then it should have been "TRHL" :p

Or The Right Honourable Member for Belfast, or some such :p

Then it should have been "TRHL" :p

Or The Right Honourable Member for Belfast, or some such :P

Why L? I know its supposed to be TRHG btw :p

Why L? I know its supposed to be TRHG btw :p

"L" for "Lady" :p

I'm guessing you don't have sigs on or something?

"L" for "Lady" :p

I'm guessing you don't have sigs on or something?

ohhhhh. whoops.. sorry!! :D

No i dont. Id better have em on lol

ohhhhh. whoops.. sorry!! :D

No i dont. Id better have em on lol

Haha, don't worry, it's the internet you get used to it :)

<Sniff.> Are you trying to say your lack of concern for grammar is deliberate poetic license?

yep. easier for me to type.

yep. easier for me to type.

That really should mean war you know...

*Snipes away*

yep. easier for me to type.<Sniff.> But not easier for others to understand.