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http://www.timecube.com/

Seriously, read this and just laugh at it, it's so ludicrous it's not possible to be amused.

Also feel free to post some good quotes because this is simply hilarious. Here are some gems I came accross just now:

All 4/24 hour days occur within 1 Earth rotation.
You educated stupid word animals can't fathom
this greatest social and scientific math of creation.


Why do you worship
such a stupid God? Do you really believe that
your Jew God screwed a hole in the ground to
create Adam and Eve out of dirt, at the same
time that woman existed in the nation of NOD,
Nation of Damsels from where Cain got wife?
Adam and Eve were created at the same time,
but sexless. A rib was removed from eve and
a hole left to make a woman of her. The rib
was stuck on Adam to make a man of him -
and Eve is still trying to get her rib back.

Enjoy! (just don't take him seriously)

http://www.timecube.com/

Seriously, read this and just laugh at it, it's so ludicrous it's not possible to be amused.

Also feel free to post some good quotes because this is simply hilarious. Here are some gems I came accross just now:






Enjoy! (just don't take him seriously)

This....can not...be real.

I can't read it; gives me a bloody headache.

This....can not...be real.
Sadly, I think it is. The guy is just totally batshit insane. Look up Gene Ray on wiki since it will not let me copy and paste the link here.

So let us have some fun at his expense.

(Also, my apostrophe button seems to be working like the slash and calling up the search the page function in my browser (I use firefox) if anyone can help me with wtf is going on with that, it would be appreciated)

http://img73.imageshack.us/img73/1797/warninglabelup6.jpg

Nature's harmonic simultaneous 4-day time cube?

Pshaw.

That's nothing compared to Nintendo's portable simultaneous 4-player Gamecube (http://pasareppu.fateback.com/joke/gamecube.html)! :p

Holy shit, there's a second page!

I bestow upon myself the "Doctorate of
Cubicism", for educators are ignorant of
Nature's Harmonic Time Cube Principle
and cannot bestow the prestigious honor
of wisdom upon the wisest human ever.
Dr. Gene Ray

I will quote Anonymous:
OLD AS THE INTERNET!

It's like weird...angsty...shitty...poetry. That one cannot read for more than three lines because one gets a headache from the bizarre word order and wording.

The second page is gold...

Any dumb ass should know that a prime
meridian does not just pass through the
Greenwich point, but it also passes as a
great circle through both poles, crossing
the equator at 2 opposite points, dividing
Earth into 2 halves of light and darkness,
with each its own 24 hour rotation - in a
single rotation of Earth. You should know
that harmonic symmetry demands a
second great circle meridian to create
sunup and sundown corner quadrants?
There are 4 simultaneous 24 hour days
within a single rotation of the Earth.
You may be too damn evil to accept it.

hahaha

Well aside from being as crazy as a shit house rat, he is correct that in theory there are indeed four "days" in a single rotation of the earth.

However the rotation of the earth is scientific fact of nature where as the chronological even of a "Day" is merely an arbitrary figure we have ascribed to measure our perception of time....The length of a Day is no more fact then the name of a person...it can be changed at will, with some degree of effort.

If you change the name the person and the measurement of a day Rotation and the person remain the same.

I cant prove the timecube is wrong because it isnt, but to make it wrong all need do is merely change the way we measure perceived time...and old Gene would be wrong.

I will quote Anonymous:

I'll quote this guy.

But one thing made me think:

A mother and baby are the same age, as
a 1 day old baby has a 1 day old mother.

That is kind of a cool statement Dinaverg, I bet it will make my wife cry.

Well aside from being as crazy as a shit house rat, he is correct that in theory there are indeed four "days" in a single rotation of the earth.

However the rotation of the earth is scientific fact of nature where as the chronological even of a "Day" is merely an arbitrary figure we have ascribed to measure our perception of time....The length of a Day is no more fact then the name of a person...it can be changed at will, with some degree of effort.

If you change the name the person and the measurement of a day Rotation and the person remain the same.

I cant prove the timecube is wrong because it isnt, but to make it wrong all need do is merely change the way we measure perceived time...and old Gene would be wrong.
There are four separate 24 hour days in one rotation?

Like, apart from just counting time in different timezones...

A mother and baby are the same age, as
a 1 day old baby has a 1 day old mother.

But one thing made me think:

That statement is not necessarily true. A mother may have one child. And then a few years later she has another. By that time she and her motherhood are years older than the newest baby.

That statement is not necessarily true. A mother may have one child. And then a few years later she has another. By that time she and her motherhood are years older than the newest baby.

True, but it doesn't specify the newest baby. At least, not in the first part.

There are four separate 24 hour days in one rotation?

Like, apart from just counting time in different timezones...

Technically, by this guys logic (and yeah, it's there) There's an infinite number of days in one rotation.

True, but it doesn't specify the newest baby. At least, not in the first part.

Yeah, but the second part, the quotable part - a 1 day old baby has a 1 day old mother - is untrue in all cases except the first baby.

Technically, by this guys logic (and yeah, it's there) There's an infinite number of days in one rotation.
There's logic in this?!

I've been reading this as a bunch of random, occasionally funny gibberish.
I mean,

Ignoring Time Cube is Evil.

Earth rotates within a Time Cube.
Demand educators debate Time Cube.
You are not allowed to know truth - that
in one rotation of Earth, there are:

* 24 hours in midnight to midnight.
* 24 hours in sunup to sunup...........
* 24 hours in midday to midday.....
* 24 hours in sundown to sundown.
* 4 days in only 1 Earth rotation...
* 4 simultaneous years of the seasons.
* No infinite days within 96 hours.
* 4 different directions in clockwise.
* 3 days lost to academic stupidity.

There are 4 simultaneous days
(dumb fools claim infinite days)
created within a single rotation
of Earth. Teaching that Earth has
only 1 day in 1 rotation, is adult
poison forced on their children,
as in the Jonestown mass murder.
Cubeless academia = armageddon
and a barren Earth for children.

All he's doing is defining four times of a day and saying that they're 24 hours apart. Actually, sunrise and sunrise aren't 24 hours apart, they vary...

if you want to argue with a crackpot, The Redemption Army just started another crazy thread... about contraceptives and abortion this time.

if you want to argue with a crackpot, The Redemption Army just started another crazy thread... about contraceptives and abortion this time.
I don't want to argue with one, I just want to make fun of one.

I don't want to argue with one, I just want to make fun of one.

You can do that too.

There's logic in this?!

I've been reading this as a bunch of random, occasionally funny gibberish.
I mean,



All he's doing is defining four times of a day and saying that they're 24 hours apart. Actually, sunrise and sunrise aren't 24 hours apart, they vary...

Aye, but basically. One quadrant of the earth goes in a complete circle in a day. The next quadrant goes in a complete circle, in the same day. The third and fourth quadrants go in complete circles in that day as well. All 4 go through one time around the earth, a 'day'. Hence, four days.

I don't want to argue with one, I just want to make fun of one.

That's a very important distinction. The former will make you crazier than your target. The latter is good for mental health. Besides, who's to say that the loons aren't truly sane and we're all a stitch short of a tapestry?

That's a very important distinction. The former will make you crazier than your target. The latter is good for mental health. Besides, who's to say that the loons aren't truly sane and we're all a stitch short of a tapestry?
If that's sanity I don't want any part of it.

I've seen worse. Google "Tonya Harding shot JFK".

Aye, but basically. One quadrant of the earth goes in a complete circle in a day. The next quadrant goes in a complete circle, in the same day. The third and fourth quadrants go in complete circles in that day as well. All 4 go through one time around the earth, a 'day'. Hence, four days.

well...sorta.

The problem with that is that it's entirely aritificial to divide in "quadrants", it could be halves, or fifths, of 78ths

Moreover the logic is entirely wrong, as a "day" is merely a full rotation around an axis, returning to the point where you were.

True four different parts (if you chose 4) make the rotation, but they do so simultaniously. At each point, one day has passed at exactly the same time.

At each point, one day has passed at exactly the same time.

And there are four (yes, arbitrarily chosen) points.

There are four separate 24 hour days in one rotation?

Like, apart from just counting time in different timezones...

Kind of, if you look at what he is saying there is...but it isnt really any kind of a break through.

What he is doing is compraing rotation days to Linear measured time, which really doesnt work. You can see what he is saying but it is like mixing apples and oranges, he combines the two to come with this wild idea of four days in 24 hours, in the rotation I can where you might (ironically) through use of words create the illussion of four days...but it is only because of our arbitrary measurement of linear time...not because of physical fact.

I see what he is doing, and it works based on manipulation of language and crossing two seperate measurements....its flawed, but every madman wont will not recognize his errors.

Holy crap. This guy is literally, clinically insane. Why hasn't someone wrapped him in a straight jacket yet?

...very interesting...:headbang:

i found this picture amusing:http://www.timecube.com/graphic1.gif

Holy crap. This guy is literally, clinically insane. Why hasn't someone wrapped him in a straight jacket yet?
Apparently he made some comment somewhere (I found the quote on another site) about some psychiatrist declaring him schizo or something and how the guy was just an "educated stupid head" or some such.

...very interesting...:headbang:

i found this picture amusing:http://www.timecube.com/graphic1.gif

of course Clinton and Jesus would have to live on opposite ends of the earth or else the apocolypse would have to start early.

That is common time cube knowledge that any non-stupid head could easily figure out.

and on the 4th day in every 24 hour period mother earth has to apply her celestial tampon of divine will to stop the flow of Einstiens evil blood from reincarnating him in the great zombification - an event so evil - the stupid heads will not even know it is going on. Socrates is the keeper of the tampon box of of higher learning and keeps the see-saw of hope balanced.

Oh man. This is great.
I have yet to see the corners of the cube
that we apparently live on.

Oh man. This is great.
I have yet to see the corners of the cube
that we apparently live on.
The four sided cube we live on...

The four sided cube we live on...

Ah yes. The four side cube we live on.
If that is the case, then I should have seen
the edges of the world somewhere around the
Pacific Ocean when I was flying from
San Francisco to Taipei a few years ago.

if the earth was actually a cube - would people weigh more hear the corners f that cube?

not going anywhere with this... just something that popped in my head.

if the earth was actually a cube - would people weigh more hear the corners f that cube?

not going anywhere with this... just something that popped in my head.
I would imagine that we'd weigh less since we'd be further from the centre of mass. But that assumes that gravity works the same.

The first time I saw this was on an episode of Bonus Stage. This religion won't last a week.

I would imagine that we'd weigh less since we'd be further from the centre of mass. But that assumes that gravity works the same.


oh yeah! I was thinking that because the size of the earth being wider at the corners of the cube that the gravitational force would be greater and totally dismissed the distance thing. Plus I didnt take into account centripital force, which I just thought of and have no idea if that makes any difference either.

btw... could you stop being smart and funny? Isn't being gorgeous enough for you? You are making us ugly dumbasses look REALLY bad! :D :p

That statement is not necessarily true. A mother may have one child. And then a few years later she has another. By that time she and her motherhood are years older than the newest baby.

You're over thinking. Just enjoy the magic of the statement...

Subject: TIME CUBE IS PROVEN BY TEACHER
Date: Wed, 30 Oct 2002 17:54:04 EST
From: Mazurian1@aol.com
To: oray612959@earthlink.net

Dear Mr. Ray-

For a year now I have studied your Time Cube truths but have not been
able to convince others of its reality (dumbasses). My mother is a teacher,
and she said it was "nutty" and "stupid." But guess what- I cornered her,
literally, in the living room one evening, and forced her to admit it.

IN ORDER TO GET HER TEACHING CERTIFICATE, SHE HAD TO SIGN AN AFFIDAVIT STATING THAT SHE WOULD UPHOLD THE GREENWICH MYTH UNTIL DEATH. I shit you not. It has been revealed.

American teachers are sworn to fight against the truth of Time Cube.

I lolled.

I really don't know what to say to that...

How did you get the link to this guy? Don't tell my you just googled 'time cube' randomly did you?

Time Cube! Yes! Spread the joy!! :D