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Muahahahahaaaa. :p


So, um, now that Ruffy and PM are gone (bye bye, boys! :)), I'm stuck with this thing. My first religious thread ever, and likely my last.

But because it's still me and because we already have a juuuust about a few religious threads on NSG, let's keep it in style:


Which NSer would be most suited to start their own religion? What would it be called, what would it entail, what wars would be started over it?
And, most important, would there be chocolate? :)


Discuss!

There might or might not be a poll coming.
ETA: Made the poll but accidentally didn't make it public. Argh. >.<

Failed attempt at humour.

And, most important, would there be chocolate? :)
Not if it's Kanabia's religion. I don't know why, but I have the sneaking suspicion that you wanted me to post this.

Muahahahahaaaa. :p


So, um, now that Ruffy and PM are gone (bye bye, boys! :)), I'm stuck with this thing. My first religious thread ever, and likely my last.

But because it's still me and because we already have a juuuust about a few religious threads on NSG, let's keep it in style:


Which NSer would be most suited to start their own religion? What would it be called, what would it entail, what wars would be started over it?
And, most important, would there be chocolate? :)


Discuss!

There might or might not be a poll coming.

Me. I should start my own religion. And yes, there'd be chocolate. Vats of warm gooey chocolate. With springboards next to them. :)

i call my new one
NUKE THOSE WHO UPSET YOU
here goes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qEa6CB3eEA

Failed attempt at humour.
Aww.

Not if it's Kanabia's religion. I don't know why, but I have the sneaking suspicion that you wanted me to post this.
Better go with LG, then. *nod* Believe it or not, I didn't actually think about it. =P

Me. I should start my own religion. And yes, there'd be chocolate. Vats of warm gooey chocolate. With springboards next to them. :) Sign me up.

Although, wait, don't. Nobody wants to eat that stuff once half of NSG has bathed in it. Eww.

Better go with LG, then. *nod* Believe it or not, I didn't actually think about it. =P

Sign me up.

Although, wait, don't. Nobody wants to eat that stuff once half of NSG has bathed in it. Eww.
Maybe you could get your own vat.

And no, I don't believe it ;-)

Me. I should start my own religion. And yes, there'd be chocolate. Vats of warm gooey chocolate. With springboards next to them. :)Him! :)

The was a Cult of Tink way back when.

I say a TBD related clut would be good. And chocolate-y

I say a TBD related clut would be good.

Hm, how about a cult to go with it? :p

The was a Cult of Tink way back when.

I say a TBD related clut would be good. And chocolate-y

mm Tink came back and have not been heard from that time

Maybe you could get your own vat.
Hmm... Master LG, do we have to use it for bathing? Can't we just keep it for, you know, eating? Please? Amen.

Failed attempt at humour.

:rolleyes:

Not if it's Kanabia's religion.

Of course it would. But it would involve giving the chocolate to me. :)

a sex cult six ladys to a man

So, um, now that Ruffy and PM are gone (bye bye, boys! :))[/SIZE]

:eek: :eek:



Did I miss something??

I did make Inikresaism already...

Their leaving now right?
Finally.
Good fecking riddens.

Of course it would. But it would involve giving the chocolate to me. :)
But I don't have any chocolate to give. For some reason. :p

:eek: :eek:



Did I miss something??
:p Not really, no.


You can even tell them anonymously that you never liked them anyway because somebody forgot to make the poll public. :rolleyes:

I'll just logically assume that everybody voting "Yay!" is just being sarcastic. :p :fluffle:

http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/1737/crying20babygk1.gif


i don't wanna go! :(

http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/1737/crying20babygk1.gif


i don't wanna go! :(

*cling*

^ Sound of my heart breaking.

Awww. :fluffle:


That will teach you not to make rash promises, eh? :p

http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/1737/crying20babygk1.gif


i don't wanna go! :(
Don't worry PM, there'll always be a home for you here.

:p Not really, no.


You can even tell them anonymously that you never liked them anyway because somebody forgot to make the poll public. :rolleyes:

I'll just logically assume that everybody voting "Yay!" is just being sarcastic. :p :fluffle:
But I don't want them to go...
http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/1737/crying20babygk1.gif


i don't wanna go! :(

Wait, your not gone...

I soooo missed something. *scratches head*

Edit: Aha! http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=508688

Hm, how about a cult to go with it? :p
Perhpas......

http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/1737/crying20babygk1.gif


i don't wanna go! :(

Poor PM. *defenestrates*

I soooo missed something. *scratches head*

Edit: Aha! http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=508688
I trusted you to find it eventually. :p There's another one, too.

Poor PM. *defenestrates*

Yet another broken window....

Yet another broken window....

I opened it first.

Which NSer would be most suited to start their own religion? What would it be called, what would it entail, what wars would be started over it?
And, most important, would there be chocolate? :)


Oh, there would be so many!

I forsee a time of Times, a great reckoning, when the Cult of TInk will clash with the Cult of TBD on philosophical grounds - namely whether truth is beauty or beauty is truth - while the zealots that follow the hard teachings of Fass (while deftly avoiding the nickname Fasscists) will be engaged in a holy war against fanatics that worship the Holy Trout of Eutrusca (MHNRIP). Nobody will know how this started though, but it will be common knowledge that it involved a sixpack of beer and some strange swedish actress. Enough said...

Anyway, the followers of the one True religion of Lunatic Goofballs, as taught by the prophetic Pancake will be rivals and on rather unfriendly terms with the spider-hating pankake-hat wearing congregation of WYTYGists, and with the pagan followers of the one Untrue religion of Lunatic Goofballs - you know, the one that despises mud? It won't last long...

Meanwhile Nazzites will battle Kimchians in the open fields, before both groups are burried in the Most Holy Spamalanche by the worshippers of the One True Spammer FD. But in the end, as the Cultistic Cult of Il Ruffino grows stronger in numbers, all religions will turn towards it and blame it for all the trouble in the world - which is good, because they then unwittingly join the Cultistic Cult of Il Ruffino in which the basic principle is the "Thou shalt blame the one and only Ruffy, and blame no others"...

And lo, the world shalt again know peace!


...

Or something like that, I haven't really given it any thought you know...

Oh, there would be so many!

I forsee a time of Times, a great reckoning, when the Cult of TInk will clash with the Cult of TBD on philosophical grounds - namely whether truth is beauty or beauty is truth - while the zealots that follow the hard teachings of Fass (while deftly avoiding the nickname Fasscists) will be engaged in a holy war against fanatics that worship the Holy Trout of Eutrusca (MHNRIP). Nobody will know how this started though, but it will be common knowledge that it involved a sixpack of beer and some strange swedish actress. Enough said...

Anyway, the followers of the one True religion of Lunatic Goofballs, as taught by the prophetic Pancake will be rivals and on rather unfriendly terms with the spider-hating pankake-hat wearing congregation of WYTYGists, and with the pagan followers of the one Untrue religion of Lunatic Goofballs - you know, the one that despises mud? It won't last long...

Meanwhile Nazzites will battle Kimchians in the open fields, before both groups are burried in the Most Holy Spamalanche by the worshippers of the One True Spammer FD. But in the end, as the Cultistic Cult of Il Ruffino grows stronger in numbers, all religions will turn towards it and blame it for all the trouble in the world - which is good, because they then unwittingly join the Cultistic Cult of Il Ruffino in which the basic principle is the "Thou shalt blame the one and only Ruffy, and blame no others"...

And lo, the world shalt again know peace!


...

Or something like that, I haven't really given it any thought you know...
Yeah, I can see you didn't. Lazy,sloppy one-word post. :rolleyes: :p

Love it, especially the bolded part. :p

I'm still blaming Ruffy. :p

Oh, there would be so many!

I forsee a time of Times, a great reckoning, when the Cult of TInk will clash with the Cult of TBD on philosophical grounds - namely whether truth is beauty or beauty is truth - while the zealots that follow the hard teachings of Fass (while deftly avoiding the nickname Fasscists) will be engaged in a holy war against fanatics that worship the Holy Trout of Eutrusca (MHNRIP). Nobody will know how this started though, but it will be common knowledge that it involved a sixpack of beer and some strange swedish actress. Enough said...

Anyway, the followers of the one True religion of Lunatic Goofballs, as taught by the prophetic Pancake will be rivals and on rather unfriendly terms with the spider-hating pankake-hat wearing congregation of WYTYGists, and with the pagan followers of the one Untrue religion of Lunatic Goofballs - you know, the one that despises mud? It won't last long...

Meanwhile Nazzites will battle Kimchians in the open fields, before both groups are burried in the Most Holy Spamalanche by the worshippers of the One True Spammer FD. But in the end, as the Cultistic Cult of Il Ruffino grows stronger in numbers, all religions will turn towards it and blame it for all the trouble in the world - which is good, because they then unwittingly join the Cultistic Cult of Il Ruffino in which the basic principle is the "Thou shalt blame the one and only Ruffy, and blame no others"...

And lo, the world shalt again know peace!


...

Or something like that, I haven't really given it any thought you know...
Oh, no, do I follow the one true Lunatic Goofball, She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named (Tink), the Fassen-SS (Sarcastic Swede), or even the Wittigian (couldn't come up with a WYTYG/Wittgenstein pun) Church?

I need a sign!

Oh, no, do I follow the one true Lunatic Goofball, She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named (Tink), the Fassen-SS (Sarcastic Swede), or even the Wittigian (couldn't come up with a WYTYG/Wittgenstein pun) Church?

I need a sign!

http://www.blainekendall.com/uploads/blog/stop-hammertime.jpg

Oh, no, do I follow the one true Lunatic Goofball, She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named (Tink), the Fassen-SS (Sarcastic Swede), or even the Wittigian (couldn't come up with a WYTYG/Wittgenstein pun) Church?

I need a sign!

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/838228/2/istockphoto_838228_airport_stop_and_follow_me.jpg

Obviously.


Although, for sheer Coolness of Name, the Fassen-SS is the one to go with. :p

http://www.blainekendall.com/uploads/blog/stop-hammertime.jpg
I like how someone has clearly made a 'Hammertime' stencil just so they can go to every Stop sign in the area and do that.

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/838228/2/istockphoto_838228_airport_stop_and_follow_me.jpg

Obviously.
Do you promise chocolate?


Although, for sheer Coolness of Name, the Fassen-SS is the one to go with. :p
Clearly. I was quite proud of that one.

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/838228/2/istockphoto_838228_airport_stop_and_follow_me.jpg

Obviously.


Although, for sheer Coolness of Name, the Fassen-SS is the one to go with. :p

Mine sign is better :p

Do you promise chocolate?
Mine sign is better :p

Feh to both of you.

http://perso.orange.fr/fou.ailes/follow%20me.jpg

What were you saying again? :p

Feh to both of you.

http://perso.orange.fr/fou.ailes/follow%20me.jpg

What were you saying again? :p
I don't really go for blondes.

I don't really go for blondes.

I prefer brunettes as well.

Feh to both of you.

http://perso.orange.fr/fou.ailes/follow%20me.jpg

What were you saying again? :p

*follows*
>.>
<.<

I don't really go for blondes.

:rolleyes:

http://www.givingglorytogod.com/follow%20me.jpg

Chances are he's brunette. :p

I don't really go for blondes.

You're looking at the hair? :confused: :confused:

:rolleyes:

http://www.givingglorytogod.com/follow%20me.jpg

Chances are he's brunette. :p
Chances are I'm not gay. Even if I am likely to follow Fass. :p

Chances are I'm not gay. Even if I am likely to follow Fass. :p

You think he'll have you? :p

Yeah, I can see you didn't. Lazy,sloppy one-word post. :rolleyes: :p

Love it, especially the bolded part. :p
Well, 'twas a long post, but still not thought through properly ;)

Oh, no, do I follow the one true Lunatic Goofball, She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named (Tink), the Fassen-SS (Sarcastic Swede), or even the Wittigian (couldn't come up with a WYTYG/Wittgenstein pun) Church?

I need a sign!
I have one! I forgot, I was talking about the future before - in the present there are some of us who have found the true Lord! She even has her own commandments you know :)

http://img67.imageshack.us/img67/4518/tweetycj0.jpg

I have one! I forgot, I was talking about the future before - in the present there are some of us who have found the true Lord! She even has her own commandments you know :)

http://img67.imageshack.us/img67/4518/tweetycj0.jpg
I see...

he he he. (http://www.correctism.cjb.net/)

I see...

Do you? DO YOU REALLY???

...uh, I guess that's good? :)

Just be glad there isn't a Holy Church of Hasselhoff nearby :p

Do you? DO YOU REALLY???

...uh, I guess that's good? :)

Just be glad there isn't a Holy Church of Hasselhoff nearby :p

Say it quietly! Lest Cluich hear. *hides*

Muahahahahaaaa. :p


So, um, now that Ruffy and PM are gone (bye bye, boys! :)), I'm stuck with this thing. My first religious thread ever, and likely my last.

But because it's still me and because we already have a juuuust about a few religious threads on NSG, let's keep it in style:


Which NSer would be most suited to start their own religion? What would it be called, what would it entail, what wars would be started over it?
And, most important, would there be chocolate? :)


Discuss!

There might or might not be a poll coming.
ETA: Made the poll but accidentally didn't make it public. Argh. >.<

Already made my own religion.

Huh?
What?
Who's leaving what?