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http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/c/cross-flag.htm
http://www.silkbody.com/_borders/cross%20flag.jpg
Look at that image, that beautiful depiction of the Flag of our Great Nation, shining the Cross upon which our Lord was crucified through it's sanctified cloth. This is God's way of saying "This nation is sacred, and all it's people are meant to woship me" It is both a sign of God's faith in us, His favor for us over the Muslims and the Atheists, and his calling for all Americans to embrace God. This is One Nation Under God, and I hope this image reminds you of that.

Trick of the light. I'm sure if I were to do it right, I could make a shadow that looks like Satan appear behind Bush.

Really, you are funny.

Or that the cross-stitch pattern of the flag cause the light to make that image. :rolleyes:

I'm a devout Catholic, but even I have common sense and know what is a genuine miracle of God and what isn't, and this isn't.

Shaddup.

I'm quite sure the flags of Malaysia and Liberia would be able to do that as well.

Trick of the light. I'm sure if I were to do it right, I could make a shadow that looks like Satan appear behind Bush.

Really, you are funny.

Satan does not reveal himself so obviously, or you could be sure you would see his image surrounding the Democrat party. Satan does not want us to know he is Satan, but when God speaks to us, he wants us to know he is truly God.

Satan does not reveal himself so obviously, or you could be sure you would see his image surrounding the Democrat party. Satan does not want us to know he is Satan, but when God speaks to us, he wants us to know he is truly God.

So instead of coming down to talk to us, he shows himself in a flag that has the sun shining through it.... yea...... :rolleyes:

Satan does not reveal himself so obviously, or you could be sure you would see his image surrounding the Democrat party. Satan does not want us to know he is Satan, but when God speaks to us, he wants us to know he is truly God.

If Satan does not speak so obviously, why does God? Why would an omnipotent being find it necessary to prove his existance? You would think that there would be better ways to do such.

What do you think about the Virgin Mary pancakes, by chance.

http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/c/cross-flag.htm
http://www.silkbody.com/_borders/cross%20flag.jpg
Look at that image, that beautiful depiction of the Flag of our Great Nation, shining the Cross upon which our Lord was crucified through it's sanctified cloth. This is God's way of saying "This nation is sacred, and all it's people are meant to woship me" It is both a sign of God's faith in us, His favor for us over the Muslims and the Atheists, and his calling for all Americans to embrace God. This is One Nation Under God, and I hope this image reminds you of that.

Actually you are, to put it gently, FOS. The founders of this country had another goddess in mind. She is actually carved into the captol in beautiful relief. And her name: Columbia (http://www.learner.org/amerpass/unit04/context_activ-5.html) (hence why the capitol city is called the "District of Columbia)

This is what Snopes.com has to say.

http://snopes.com/photos/patriotic/azflag.asp

Snopes rock.

If Satan does not speak so obviously, why does God? Why would an omnipotent being find it necessary to prove his existance? You would think that there would be better ways to do such.

What do you think about the Virgin Mary pancakes, by chance.

Pancakes? Did someone say Virgin Mary Pancakes? :eek:

;)

Sweden has a cross on it flag, but it possibly the most liberal place on Earth and have some of the hottest women to.

If Satan does not speak so obviously, why does God? Why would an omnipotent being find it necessary to prove his existance? You would think that there would be better ways to do such.
If a con man is speaking to you, he will not tell you that he is a con man. If a King is speaking to you, he will make sure you know he is the King. The same is true with God.

What do you think about the Virgin Mary pancakes, by chance.
The catholics will believe anything.

Of course snopes has a more... intelligent answer.
http://www.snopes.com/photos/patriotic/azflag.asp

As for the cross-like light effect, the weave of the flag's fabric acts sort of like a camera's Star filter: the spaces between the vertical threads allow vertical strips of light to shine through, and the spaces between the horizontal threads allow horizontal strips of light to shine through. The appearance of a cross-like shape when a strong light source (such as the sun) is on the opposite side of the flag from the viewer is therefore predictable.

Edit* Damnit! I got beaten to it!

Two silly troll threads at once, TRA? Seems a bit excessive, really.

This is what Snopes.com has to say.

http://snopes.com/photos/patriotic/azflag.asp

Snopes rock.

Way to screw the troll!

Have a free wombat.

*hands over wombat*

If a con man is speaking to you, he will not tell you that he is a con man. If a King is speaking to you, he will make sure you know he is the King. The same is true with God.

And what makes you think that the King is not the conman? A conman can pose as the king, and lead you down the wrong path.


The catholics will believe anything.
And apparently so will you.

And might I note most Catholics do not believe there is anything divine in images that have a slight appearance to holy figures, nor are they the only group who do so.

If a con man is speaking to you, he will not tell you that he is a con man. If a King is speaking to you, he will make sure you know he is the King. The same is true with God.

So, once again, why doesn't God really make himself known, I mean showing the cross in an American flag isn't exactly a good way to show that you are God here....


The catholics will believe anything.

Ahahahahaha, yea, you might want to read your OP.

The catholics will believe anything.I was raised Catholic and I am a Catholic and since you are not a Catholic I have now sent a number of people in red robes to burn you as a heretic.

Way to screw the troll!

Have a free wombat.

*hands over wombat*

*kills Wombat, cooks it, and eats it with sauce*

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a9/Flag_of_the_Soviet_Union.svg/600px-Flag_of_the_Soviet_Union.svg.png
Look at this flag MeansToAnEnd, you know you want to.

And might I note most Catholics do not believe there is anything divine in images that have a slight appearance to holy figures, nor are they the only group who do so.

The Catholic Church actually has a process where they verify a miracle, and it is pretty well done.

If a King is speaking to you, he will make sure you know he is the King.
Hail to the king, baby!

Quick, best Elvis and/or Evil Dead refrences you can think of!

I was raised Catholic and I am a Catholic and since you are not a Catholic I have now sent a number of people in red robes to burn you as a heretic.

Skip the burning, he's too silly. I suggest we instead submit him to the horrors of the Comfy Chair. :p

The Catholic Church actually has a process where they verify a miracle, and it is pretty well done.

Yep. They go through long and arduous processes to ensure that a miracle has occurred, and are very reluctant to call something a true miracle.

Yep. They go through long and arduous processes to ensure that a miracle has occurred, and are very reluctant to call something a true miracle.

I Love pwning trolls. It's fun! :D

...I hope this image reminds you of that.

All it reminds me of is the fact that there are plenty of religious people out there, including Christians such as yourself, who will not be satisfied until your brand of morality is imposed upon everyone who does not believe as you do.

Your old symbol no longer has the power it once did...so now you feel the need to attach it's significance to a different symbol. What an excellent way to prove the strength of your "faith". :rolleyes:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a9/Flag_of_the_Soviet_Union.svg/600px-Flag_of_the_Soviet_Union.svg.png
Look at this flag MeansToAnEnd, you know you want to.

What was the point of posting a picture of the Atheist flag?

Whose puppet are you?

Skip the burning, he's too silly. I suggest we instead submit him to the horrors of the Comfy Chair. :pI am sorry I think my giant killer monkeys need someone to eat.

What was the point of posting a picture of the Atheist flag?

That is not the Atheist flag. That was the Soviet flag, which although was an Atheistic nation, was not indictive of all Atheists. Infact, you'd be hard pressed to find a single Atheist whom finds anything decent about the Soviet Union.

What was the point of posting a picture of the Atheist flag?
That's not an atheist flag.

What was the point of posting a picture of the Atheist flag?

Because it's going to be flying over your house soon.

I am sorry I think my giant killer monkeys need someone to eat.

Oh, well, I suppose you can't let the giant killer monkeys go hungry. :)

That's not an atheist flag.Of course it is, and the OP will soon kneel before it, as we brand a barcode into his flesh & force him to forsake his god.


Ack.. Religion & nationalism.. I think part of my brain just commited suicide.

What? I actually offer you something to read and consider instead of just laughing at you (which I also did, though that was after I posted), and you got nothin'? I had real stuff, I did real research, all you got is a dorky picture of a polyester flag. Put up yer dukes man! Get your head in the game!

What? I actually offer you something to read and consider instead of just laughing at you (which I also did, though that was after I posted), and you got nothin'? I had real stuff, I did real research, all you got is a dorky picture of a polyester flag. Put up yer dukes man! Get your head in the game!

You're going to be waiting a long time.

You're going to be waiting a long time.

I know, but perhaps the ferocity of my taunting can at least elicit a bit more comedy...

I know, but perhaps the ferocity of my taunting can at least elicit a bit more comedy...

True, if one things, trolls are entertaining.

Look, I found a cross in a flag, too!

http://www.crwflags.com/fotw/images/n/no.gif

Incredible, no?

Look, I found a cross in a flag, too!

http://www.crwflags.com/fotw/images/n/no.gif

Incredible, no?

Heh, there was also that "Bent-cross" flag from about 60 some years ago... they were obviously ordained by God, under this rational.

Don't feed the troll, bs, FOS, etc, etc.

Been there, done that. Truly, this is a horrible example of what good trollsmanship is.

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the Unites States of America,
and to the Theocracy, for which it stands, one nation, under God,
indivisible, with Creationism and tyranny for all.

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the Unites States of America,
and to the Theocracy, for which it stands, one nation, under God,
indivisible, with Creationism and tyranny for all.

Isn't it...

"I pldge of liegions to the flag of the untied steaks or america. And to the republic four witches stand, one asian, wonderbra, invisible, with liver, beef injustice for all."

That is not the Atheist flag. That was the Soviet flag, which although was an Atheistic nation, was not indictive of all Atheists. Infact, you'd be hard pressed to find a single Atheist whom finds anything decent about the Soviet Union.
They were atheist? :D

If a con man is speaking to you, he will not tell you that he is a con man. If a King is speaking to you, he will make sure you know he is the King. The same is true with God.

The catholics will believe anything.
I thought Jesus was a humble and cool like that? Or was that Satan parading as Jesus, going around feeding and curing peoplem and shit...

I thought Jesus was a humble and cool like that? Or was that Satan parading as Jesus, going around feeding and curing peoplem and shit...

Jesus let it be known that he was the Son of God. Satan cannot lay claim to the Word of God, it is forbidden for him to mascarade as God. In all the books of the bible, Satan has never tried to convince anyone that he was God.

Do people like these actually exist in real life, or are they all simply trolls? I mean, i've met some pretty wacky religious people, but I can't say I ever see them with the frequency that I do here.

If a con man is speaking to you, he will not tell you that he is a con man. If a King is speaking to you, he will make sure you know he is the King. The same is true with God.

The catholics will believe anything.

If a con man is speaking to you, he'll make you think he is the King.

You've been listening, just not to the right teachings.

Wasn't there some story about a wacko "Christian" in Floriday dumping poison gas in an adult book store's ventilation system?

Yeah, those kind people actually do exist.

Jesus let it be known that he was the Son of God. Satan cannot lay claim to the Word of God, it is forbidden for him to mascarade as God. In all the books of the bible, Satan has never tried to convince anyone that he was God.

According to the bible, he's tried convincing people he's better than God.

Hey, he convinced 1/3 of all angels....

Which brings me to another issue, if God does not allow free will for angels and they leave him, he must REALLY suck at being a God.

Do people like these actually exist in real life, or are they all simply trolls? I mean, i've met some pretty wacky religious people, but I can't say I ever see them with the frequency that I do here.

I met one in New York once. I happened to be watching the Gay Pride march trundle by when I was accosted, turned around and shouted for a minute about how I was going to hell and was evil etc etc in one single breath by a guy waving leaflets in my face. I took the leaflets and ripped them up as he was really getting me going. A policeman saw and walked over, threatened to arrest him AND me. I apologised to the policeman, told him I was British and wasn't trying to cause trouble at which point he chuckled at my ignorence/accent I couldn't be sure, told the guy to leave and left himself. I turned to the guy and said "I'm an atheist, I was born to two Jewish parents and I'm bisexual"....to which he replied: 'You're going to hell you fucking cocksucker, you make me sick, God has judged you.'

True story.

Repeat after me, I need a proper life

<op-snip>

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q100/TheSteveslols/gtfogrowswearybullshitptu8.jpg

The US needs to have a communist revolution, be atheist for 5 years, then go back to secularism, then maybe all the religious crazyness will have been shaken out of it.

Repeat after me, I need a proper life

This is NSG, man. Nobody has a proper life here. :D

Ok, what the fuck?

This is obviously a creative way to make republicans look bad. He is most likely a liberal. Note his almost sarcastic approval of a "crusade" against Muslims and any other religion who seems to be opposing Christianity or America.

As a neutral party, I must say, you have failed to capture the republican party.

*cue to stop flaming The Redemption Army*

My vote=

Let us allow this thread to fade into the oblivion of page two.

http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/c/cross-flag.htm
<image of cross upon US flag>
Look at that image, that beautiful depiction of the Flag of our Great Nation, shining the Cross upon which our Lord was crucified through it's sanctified cloth. This is God's way of saying "This nation is sacred, and all it's people are meant to woship me" It is both a sign of God's faith in us, His favor for us over the Muslims and the Atheists, and his calling for all Americans to embrace God. This is One Nation Under God, and I hope this image reminds you of that.
Hey, look at this flag: "http://www.seitenstark.de/wm2006/bilder/grosse-fahnen/england.gif" That has a cross on it, also as well as and put the three together you get:
So is the UK three times as blessed as the USA? :p
That the sun happened to be at just the right angle for that to happen. Nothing more nothing less. Didn't Jesus tell you to 'love your neighbour' I hardly think saying 'we're american, we are better than you' is loving your neighbour. I can't believe that I, an atheist has to coach you on YOUR religion.


The US needs to have a communist revolution, be atheist for 5 years, then go back to secularism, then maybe all the religious crazyness will have been shaken out of it.
Since when was the USA secularist? I don't even know a single secularist country. China is explicitly atheist (turning atheism/maoism into a sort of religion anyway. If anyone could name a secular country it would make my day. Do not say the UK, that is going the way of the USA, what with a statefunded superchurch planned.

Look at that image, that beautiful depiction of the Flag of our Great Nation, shining the Cross upon which our Lord was crucified through it's sanctified cloth. This is God's way of saying "This nation is sacred, and all it's people are meant to woship me" It is both a sign of God's faith in us, His favor for us over the Muslims and the Atheists, and his calling for all Americans to embrace God. This is One Nation Under God, and I hope this image reminds you of that.

It's so cute that people still believe in all this hocus-pokus magic sky faery fantasy. You get a big homoerotic fluffle. :fluffle:

Well...no...

I would suggest...no, not that either...

http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/c/cross-flag.htm
http://www.silkbody.com/_borders/cross%20flag.jpg
Look at that image, that beautiful depiction of the Flag of our Great Nation, shining the Cross upon which our Lord was crucified through it's sanctified cloth. This is God's way of saying "This nation is sacred, and all it's people are meant to woship me" It is both a sign of God's faith in us, His favor for us over the Muslims and the Atheists, and his calling for all Americans to embrace God. This is One Nation Under God, and I hope this image reminds you of that.

don't you ever stop with this glorifying america- crap, I chuckle but moderation is also adviced.

Sweden has a cross on it flag, but it possibly the most liberal place on Earth and have some of the hottest women to.

But that there is the square cross (the symbol of peace), not the Christian "t" cross.

But that there is the square cross (the symbol of peace), not the Christian "t" cross.

The Nordic Cross is a symbol of Christianity...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nordic_cross_flag Interestingly enough, I read this article 12 hours ago.

http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/c/cross-flag.htm
http://www.silkbody.com/_borders/cross%20flag.jpg
Look at that image, that beautiful depiction of the Flag of our Great Nation, shining the Cross upon which our Lord was crucified through it's sanctified cloth. This is God's way of saying "This nation is sacred, and all it's people are meant to woship me" It is both a sign of God's faith in us, His favor for us over the Muslims and the Atheists, and his calling for all Americans to embrace God. This is One Nation Under God, and I hope this image reminds you of that.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahah!

that was good. looks like the effect of light shining through a tight lattice to me.

A flag that size could make a pretty big bonfire.

Satan does not reveal himself so obviously, or you could be sure you would see his image surrounding the Democrat party. Satan does not want us to know he is Satan, but when God speaks to us, he wants us to know he is truly God.

i thought your god wanted you to have faith. in which case it wouldn't reveal itself obviously. ooo, i live contradictions in religion.

u'm it's an effect of the light caused by how the flag is sewn. how can a country be under something that does not exist anyway?

Actually you are, to put it gently, FOS. The founders of this country had another goddess in mind. She is actually carved into the captol in beautiful relief. And her name: Columbia (http://www.learner.org/amerpass/unit04/context_activ-5.html) (hence why the capitol city is called the "District of Columbia)

Not to distract from the essence of the conversation, but Columbia is generally considered to be the female personification of the United States, not a goddess. She would be no more of a goddess than Uncle Sam would be a god, albeit, that Uncle Sam is rather cartoony, while Columbia was held to have a higher level of dignity.

http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/c/cross-flag.htm
http://www.silkbody.com/_borders/cross%20flag.jpg
Look at that image, that beautiful depiction of the Flag of our Great Nation, shining the Cross upon which our Lord was crucified through it's sanctified cloth. This is God's way of saying "This nation is sacred, and all it's people are meant to woship me" It is both a sign of God's faith in us, His favor for us over the Muslims and the Atheists, and his calling for all Americans to embrace God. This is One Nation Under God, and I hope this image reminds you of that.


Pray tell, what nation are you speaking of?
He favors only the nation of Israel. [Matthew 15:24 - So he answered, “I was sent only to the lost sheep of the house of Israel.”]
That images just reminds me of experiments done in the optics lab with my handkerchief... Oh... Wait... Maybe... The church of the holy handkerchief!!

Pray tell, what nation are you speaking of?
He favors only the nation of Israel. [Matthew 15:24 - So he answered, “I was sent only to the lost sheep of the house of Israel.”]
That images just reminds me of experiments done in the optics lab with my handkerchief... Oh... Wait... Maybe... The church of the holy handkerchief!!


He's clearly speaking of a nation who "woships" God, as stated in the OP. I'll be looking in the Oxford dictionary for the verb "woship". Maybe it's a local spelling of "warship". Mmhh, a nation "warships" God. A surface version of "torpedoing" someone, I guess.:D

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q100/TheSteveslols/gtfogrowswearybullshitptu8.jpg

You forking copied me, you son of a box!

don't you ever stop with this glorifying america- crap, I chuckle but moderation is also adviced.
I think we should keep this thread up, so we can show the world this guys retardiness.

http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/c/cross-flag.htm
http://www.silkbody.com/_borders/cross%20flag.jpg
Look at that image, that beautiful depiction of the Flag of our Great Nation, shining the Cross upon which our Lord was crucified through it's sanctified cloth. This is God's way of saying "This nation is sacred, and all it's people are meant to woship me" It is both a sign of God's faith in us, His favor for us over the Muslims and the Atheists, and his calling for all Americans to embrace God. This is One Nation Under God, and I hope this image reminds you of that.

:confused: what are you on about?

There's nobody under your god, TRA. We are "under" (and the quotation marks are there for a reason) SOME god, but a good, benevolent god that's not a psychopathic egomaniac that goes "worship me or go to Hell".

http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/c/cross-flag.htm
http://www.silkbody.com/_borders/cross%20flag.jpg
Look at that image

You know, you shouldn't leave a flag like that out in the sun for too long...

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2006/06/05/flag10b.jpg

Bad stuff might happen to it... God giveth, and God taketh away.

(Hope nobody takes offence at this...)

Everytime a Fundie Speaks, an Angel tears off his wings. :D

Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all night. Tomorrow night I'll be at St. Joseph!

Two silly troll threads at once, TRA? Seems a bit excessive, really.

TRA? Maybe, but his style was more the uber-lefty conspiracy. (And he was before youtr time, I suspect...)

TRA? Maybe, but his style was more the uber-lefty conspiracy. (And he was before youtr time, I suspect...)
The Redemption Army. Not The Red Arrow... ;)

Looks like someone is trying to resurrect JesusSaves. We all enjoyed J.S's posts, let's give this guy a fair chance.

Trick of the light. I'm sure if I were to do it right, I could make a shadow that looks like Satan appear behind Bush.
Not quite what you asked for, but here's the best I could come up with at short notice:
http://www.funnypictures.dk/data/media/1/bush_satan.jpg
http://www.funnypictures.dk/data/media/1/satan_signs/bush_satan_hand.jpg

Not quite what you asked for, but here's the best I could come up with at short notice:
http://www.funnypictures.dk/data/media/1/bush_satan.jpg
http://www.funnypictures.dk/data/media/1/satan_signs/bush_satan_hand.jpg
I know places where that means cuckold... Maybe Bush and spouse got to the wife of someone in the audience...

The Redemption Army. Not The Red Arrow... ;)

I know what the poster meant, I just objected to the trodding upon of NSG tradition, probably in an overly obscure manner. :)

How's this do ya:
Poliwanacraca (and Heikoku), be careful. TRA is the common traditioonal initialism for a rather infamous historical poster known as The Red Arrow...

Not quite what you asked for, but here's the best I could come up with at short notice:
http://www.funnypictures.dk/data/media/1/bush_satan.jpg

Aha! PROOF that George W Bush is appointed by, and works exclusively for, SATAN!

Vae terrae et mari quia descendit diabolus!

I know what the poster meant, I just objected to the trodding upon of NSG tradition, probably in an overly obscure manner. :)

How's this do ya:
Poliwanacraca (and Heikoku), be careful. TRA is the common traditioonal initialism for a rather infamous historical poster known as The Red Arrow...

What can he do against me? I'm not saying things that could be construed as flame even by the most rigorous standards.

Satan does not reveal himself so obviously, or you could be sure you would see his image surrounding the Democrat party. Satan does not want us to know he is Satan, but when God speaks to us, he wants us to know he is truly God.

if some dude what you think he was god, and you believe him. is there a chance that it is the devil? how do you know?

If a con man is speaking to you, he will not tell you that he is a con man. If a King is speaking to you, he will make sure you know he is the King. The same is true with God.

The catholics will believe anything.

thats an amazing amount of bullshit.

thats an amazing amount of bullshit.

Never underestimate a fundie.

Never underestimate a fundie.

the "catholics will believe anything" comment annoyed me. at least catholic have acceptance of evolution, unlike some other hardcore christian groups. aargh.

the "catholics will believe anything" comment annoyed me. at least catholic have acceptance of evolution, unlike some other hardcore christian groups. aargh.
Strange... It was the entire OP that annoyed me.

http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/c/cross-flag.htm
http://www.silkbody.com/_borders/cross%20flag.jpg
Look at that image, that beautiful depiction of the Flag of our Great Nation, shining the Cross upon which our Lord was crucified through it's sanctified cloth. This is God's way of saying "This nation is sacred, and all it's people are meant to woship me" It is both a sign of God's faith in us, His favor for us over the Muslims and the Atheists, and his calling for all Americans to embrace God. This is One Nation Under God, and I hope this image reminds you of that.

Photoshop.

Strange... It was the entire OP that annoyed me.

some may this bit was ironically non-christian, "His favor for us over the Muslims and the Atheists".

Pancakes? Did someone say Virgin Mary Pancakes? :eek:

;)
Your name isn't Mary, is it?:eek:
Strange... It was the entire OP that annoyed me.

Probably why I didn't read past the first page. :rolleyes: :p

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a9/Flag_of_the_Soviet_Union.svg/600px-Flag_of_the_Soviet_Union.svg.png
Look at this flag MeansToAnEnd, you know you want to.

What was the point of posting a picture of the Atheist flag?

Clearly TRA is the puppet of MTAE and they're both stupid trolls. Here troll... I have some shrooms for you to eat little troll.... TRA answers when someone calls out MTAE thus proving they are one and the same brand of troll.

did we scare the closet case away?

I don't understand how anyone can think America is even remotely christian. Its basically saying that Christ promoted this society of hate, fear, war, violence, greed, lust, and thats just in the American Churches!

And here is proof that America isn't "Under God"

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion

kthxbi

And here is proof that America isn't "Under God"



kthxbi

Nice, but I like this better:

http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/7169/255gg3.jpg

"I do not find in our particular superstition of Christianity one redeeming feature.....Millions of innocent men, women and children, since the introduction of Christianity, have been burned, tortured, fined and imprisoned. What has been the effect of this coercion? To make half the world fools and half hypocrites; to support roguery and error all over the world" ~ Thomas Jefferson

did we scare the closet case away?

What is yes?

the "catholics will believe anything" comment annoyed me. at least catholic have acceptance of evolution, unlike some other hardcore christian groups. aargh.

I actually got that one from a local fundie who tried to argue that no Christian denomination accepted evolution.

I actually got that one from a local fundie who tried to argue that no Christian denomination accepted evolution.
As so, it would exclude Catholicism, as most fundamentalist Christians would claim that Catholicism isn't Christianity.

As so, it would exclude Catholicism, as most fundamentalist Christians would claim that Catholicism isn't Christianity.

That one's pretty popular as well. It ussually follows the arguement by authority "but there are more Christians in the world than any other, can they all be wrong" then the Catholics are called "non-christian" (- 1 billion) and other groups one by one.

Nice, but I like this better:

http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/7169/255gg3.jpg

I was going to use that one. I used it not too long ago at church, and made a lot of people mad.

I was going to use that one. I used it not too long ago at church, and made a lot of people mad.

Of course. No one likes to hear about wars against Muslim pirates that had nothing to do with imposing their beliefs on others. Or so I hear.:p

Switzerland - The spiritual home of softcore pornography and the wearing of leather as a national past-time.

One nation under god also.

http://www.flags.net/images/largeflags/SWIT0001.GIF

Why did I have to read the OP while eating chili? Nothing is more painful than snorting spicy Chili Con Carne.

Why did I have to read the OP while eating chili? Nothing is more painful than snorting spicy Chili Con Carne.

Must be karma. What did you do in a past life?:p

Must be karma. What did you do in a past life?:p

I must have been a Nazi or something...

Why did I have to read the OP while eating chili? Nothing is more painful than snorting spicy Chili Con Carne.

it gives you a good reason to flame now

I must have been a Nazi or something...

You said it, not I!:eek::p

I must have been a Nazi or something...

GODWIN!!!

:D

http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/c/cross-flag.htm
http://www.silkbody.com/_borders/cross%20flag.jpg
Look at that image, that beautiful depiction of the Flag of our Great Nation, shining the Cross upon which our Lord was crucified through it's sanctified cloth. This is God's way of saying "This nation is sacred, and all it's people are meant to woship me" It is both a sign of God's faith in us, His favor for us over the Muslims and the Atheists, and his calling for all Americans to embrace God. This is One Nation Under God, and I hope this image reminds you of that.

Let me put this in the nicest way I can:

[french accent]
I fart in your general direction
[/french accent]

GODWIN!!!

:D

I did it for the sake of us all.

If a con man is speaking to you, he will not tell you that he is a con man. If a King is speaking to you, he will make sure you know he is the King. The same is true with God.

The catholics will believe anything.

Man, if that ain't the pot calling the kettle!

OMG A CROSS ON THE FLAG OMG OMG OMG GOD LOVES AMERICA!

Hey, this pancake kinda looks like the virgin Mary.
PSYCHO!!!!!


You're an idiot.

Let me put this in the nicest way I can:

[french accent]
I fart in your general direction
[/french accent]

[bad French accent]His mother was a hamster and 'is father smellt of elderberries, eh?[/bad French accent];)

Stop feeding this troll, please. If you feel the need to spam, please do it in a non-trolling thread.

Stop feeding this troll, please. If you feel the need to spam, please do it in a non-trolling thread.

I'm spamming all sorts of threads, actually. Most of them are actually in Spam, though.:p

Stop feeding this troll, please. If you feel the need to spam, please do it in a non-trolling thread.

Holy Grail quotes and now he brings spam into the equation - it's all downhill from now on:)

Holy Grail quotes and now he brings spam into the equation - it's all downhill from now on:)

It's easier to roll large wooden badgers downhill, you know.:p

That is just an optical image. Where it becomes more blurred at the ends is a result of diffraction.

MTAE found religion.

Next.

This is deffinately MTAE, just using a Religious background so he can troll on a new level.

+1

MTAE found religion.

Next.

Uhh, I think MTAE is too nihilistic to turn bible-thumper. Unless MTAE is the real account, and this is the troll account.

Skip the burning, he's too silly. I suggest we instead submit him to the horrors of the Comfy Chair. :p

Or the soft cushions.

MTAE, to his credit, tries to support his views and arguments without invoking supernatural/fictional/religious figures.

This is a separate specimen.

Deep fried Kimchi?

Where's the vomit smilie when you need it?

Why does this thread still exist? What is wrong with you people?

Where's the vomit smilie when you need it?

http://209.85.12.227/1381/85/emo/puke.gif?

GODWIN!!!

:D

Technically speaking, I invoked Godwins Law a few pages back with an obscure reference to the fact that the country with the flag that had a cross that was bent must have been ordained by God, referring to of course Nazi Germany. Unfortunately, it was obscure, and I doubt anyone noticed it, but meh. Still counts.

*lights thread on fire*

Why does this thread still exist? What is wrong with you people?
Why did you bump it, then!?:mad:
*lights thread on fire*

*douses thread with gasoline*
*fire follows gasoline and onto me*:eek:

Why did you bump it, then!?:mad:
*douses thread with gasoline*
*fire follows gasoline and onto me*:eek:

*puts marshmallow on stick, and holds it over FD*

[bad French accent]His mother was a hamster and 'is father smellt of elderberries, eh?[/bad French accent];)

Cool! I exist. :)

*puts marshmallow on stick, and holds it over FD*
*eats marshmallow*

Cool! I exist. :)

Eh? I think I'm missing a few logical steps.:p

Satan does not reveal himself so obviously, or you could be sure you would see his image surrounding the Democrat party. Satan does not want us to know he is Satan, but when God speaks to us, he wants us to know he is truly God.


Satan is the lord of lies, this would be the only reason he would appear around the Democratic political party. Otherwise with all the scandals and the inability to follow the precepts of peace that Jesus preached would make the Repub party too obvious of a choice.
Seriously, along the lord of lies idea, would it not make more sense, by this reasoning, that such false images of worship (as railed against in the bible) as images of the cross, virgin mary and jesus in a grilled cheese sandwich be the balliwick of the devil? Bringing people to worhip these things and praise them turns the mind of man away from God. Those that search for miracles in the miraculous refuse to see the miracles of the mundane.
I probably will not be back in this thread, so answering probably will only make you feel better about being mislead.

Satan is the lord of lies, this would be the only reason he would appear around the Democratic political party. Otherwise with all the scandals and the inability to follow the precepts of peace that Jesus preached would make the Repub party too obvious of a choice.
Seriously, along the lord of lies idea, would it not make more sense, by this reasoning, that such false images of worship (as railed against in the bible) as images of the cross, virgin mary and jesus in a grilled cheese sandwich be the balliwick of the devil? Bringing people to worhip these things and praise them turns the mind of man away from God. Those that search for miracles in the miraculous refuse to see the miracles of the mundane.
I probably will not be back in this thread, so answering probably will only make you feel better about being mislead.

Which presupposes that there is a God to begin with.

*eats marshmallow*



Eh? I think I'm missing a few logical steps.:p

I sometimes feel like I don't exist, so it's great when someone quotes me.

I sometimes feel like I don't exist, so it's great when someone quotes me.

Oh, okay. Well, if you say something worthy of note in a thread in which I am posting, I might be inclined to do so.:p

I sometimes feel like I don't exist, so it's great when someone quotes me.

There is a solution to that problem. Just start pretending that you're a raving lunatic who believes that Father Christmas tells you to barbecue Christian children. :p

There is a solution to that problem. Just start pretending that you're a raving lunatic who believes that Father Christmas tells you to barbecue Christian children. :p

That'll get all sorts of attention.:D

There is a solution to that problem. Just start pretending that you're a raving lunatic who believes that Father Christmas tells you to barbecue Christian children. :p

Or microwave them . . . (thread bleed)

This is priceless. Seriously, how do you get electricity and internet into that cave of yours?

This is priceless. Seriously, how do you get electricity and internet into that cave of yours?

Oh, it's easy. First you....wait tick....You're trying to get me to reveal a way into my cave, aren't you!?:eek:

http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/c/cross-flag.htm
http://www.silkbody.com/_borders/cross%20flag.jpg
Look at that image, that beautiful depiction of the Flag of our Great Nation, shining the Cross upon which our Lord was crucified through it's sanctified cloth. This is God's way of saying "This nation is sacred, and all it's people are meant to woship me" It is both a sign of God's faith in us, His favor for us over the Muslims and the Atheists, and his calling for all Americans to embrace God. This is One Nation Under God, and I hope this image reminds you of that.Yes! Rejoice! Also, did you know, dogs are holy! See : http://getbehindjesus.net/

Oh, it's easy. First you....wait tick....You're trying to get me to reveal a way into my cave, aren't you!?:eek:

Damnation!!! Foiled Again!!!!

I will return!!!:D

Damnation!!! Foiled Again!!!!

I will return!!!:D

But you still won't know which cave to which to return! Mwahahahaha!:D

But you still won't know which cave to which to return! Mwahahahaha!:D

Doesn't fuss me. I'll pretend to be a Jehova's witness, then you'll have to answer the door.....:D

Skip the burning, he's too silly. I suggest we instead submit him to the horrors of the Comfy Chair. :p

Or the soft cushions.

Or the hot cup of tea and afternoon nap. Monty Python is t3h r0><0rz.:p

I'm pretty sure the person who originally posted the picture wasn't meaning for anyone to flame on religion or try to prove it wrong. So, I don't see why it's happening. And verifying a miracle? I don't need anyone to do that. If it happens, you know. The guy was just trying to say: "Look, this is pretty cool"

But, other people have to say things like, "I know what a miracle looks like, and this isn't one." or "Christians always have to impose their morals on everyone."

No, we don't. It's not good to generalize something that you don't know anything about. And for the people who say, "Why doesn't God just come down instead of showing us this kind of stuff."

Simple. God is not one to be tested or questioned. He doesn't have to prove it to us. And people who think he does, don't have enough faith. Or are too afraid of a superior "being" for thier own good. That's all I have to say.:upyours:

Hey, this pancake kinda looks like the virgin Mary.
PSYCHO!!!!!You're an idiot.

:eek: Do I really look like the Virgin Mary?? :eek:


:p