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Cancer? Mountain? Law? Drug? Sexual manuever?

The Dutch won't be happy with your hatred of Llamas...

Edit: You edited it! You sneaky..!

The Dutch won't be happy with your hatred of Llamas...

What on earth are you talking about?

Llamas
Tibet
Sloths

Llamas? They give us milk, they have a purpose.

Tibet? Do you mean the Tibet Mastiff or the Tibet Antelope?

Sloths...err...Dunno their purpose.

Edit: You edited it! You sneaky..!

MAN! He is smart!

His original post I quoted >: )

Did you just edit that?

Anyway, I want some kind of parasite to be named after me.

pizza.

it'd be nice to have some sort of archaeological methodology or theory named after me, but i have a feeling it will be some sort of alcohol related misdemeanor that is.

The planet Mars.

Chocolate, of course.

It would sound nice, too. =)

A law legalizing human inbreeding. :fluffle: :D

Cancer? Mountain? Law? Drug? Sexual manuever?
The left testicle.

The planet Mars.

Mars isn't a real language.

Nothing!!! I'm not that important or significant!!!

A street on Mars.

Cathedral would be nice, or a city.

A type of sword.

A Mosque.

"Al-Masjid Ali AbdulRahman" or "The Mosque [of] Ali AbdulRahman"

A Mosque.

"Al-Masjid Ali AbdulRahman" or "The Mosque [of] Ali AbdulRahman"
Meh, that only works with a name like yours.

"Al-Masjid Willy Peterson" doesn't sound half as good. :(

Meh, that only works with a name like yours.

"Al-Masjid Willy Peterson" doesn't sound half as good. :(

lol, it really doesn't. Although, Ali AbdulRahman isn't my real name. My real name is American, seeing as to how I am one. However, I would like to change my name to a "Muslim" name.

lol, it really doesn't. Although, Ali AbdulRahman isn't my real name. My real name is American, seeing as to how I am one. However, I would like to change my name to a "Muslim" name.

Oh no, don't do that. Islamic names are so terribly unoriginal. All made up of the same compounds repeated in various orders. Even Arabs have to resort to referring to each other by nicknames and honorifics to avoid the confusion of identikit Islamic names.

Although, if you do adopt an Islamic name, just adopt a forename. The surname can still be there to add some variety.

A nanokernel or a filesystem!

A city!

Oh no, don't do that. Islamic names are so terribly unoriginal. All made up of the same compounds repeated in various orders. Even Arabs have to resort to referring to each other by nicknames and honorifics to avoid the confusion of identikit Islamic names.

Although, if you do adopt an Islamic name, just adopt a forename. The surname can still be there to add some variety.

lol, it is. People can't think of anymore names because they belong to Allah. Stinks for them.

But, I'll probably adopt a forename only. My last name is probably the 3rd most common name in the United States.

"May I take your order now, sir?"
"Yes, I'll have a NXS, please!" :p

NXS: A sweet and sour Swedish meatball marinated by the honey of Argentina, which was cooked by the hands of a Korean chef in a Moroccan kitchen. Yes.

A brand of lube. :eek:

A planet. Muah ha ha..... Planet Pancake.

Or a religion- Pancakeism. :p

A Mosque.

"Al-Masjid Ali AbdulRahman" or "The Mosque [of] Ali AbdulRahman"

The Mosque of Mohammed Al-Joemama. :p

a type of lightsabre.

A religion, philosophy, etc.

"Minari'ism".
"The Minarist Philosophy"
"Minarianism"
"Syrupism"

All good names for religions/philosophies

A religion, philosophy, etc.

"Minari'ism".
"The Minarist Philosophy"
"Minarianism"
"Syrupism"

All good names for religions/philosophies

What would the Minarist philosophy of life be?

What would the Minarist philosophy of life be?

Love thy Pancake? ;)

Love thy Pancake? ;)

oh i love that one

if i save the world i like to have lots of things name after me but not dum things am talking about buildings, roads, space battles ships

The Mosque of Mohammed Al-Joemama. :p

lol, that would be funny if a mosque was named that :D

Multiple things. First, a small diner just north of the border, that serves the best french fries ever.

Second, a park in London, that is only ever come upon by complete accident.

Finally, an office building in Tokyo, the origin of which name remains a mystery even to the owner.

What would the Minarist philosophy of life be?

Libertarian socialism, really.

More of a "Live and let live, but make sure everyone actually lives" idea.

Coming from a member of the American Low.

An intestinal parasite.

Hmm...a literary technique!
:cool:

Love thy Pancake? ;)

So you ARE mine... *devilish grin*

I just hope they're not going to name some rare, deadly disease after me.

A form of meditation would be nice.

*and now, you will enter the state of a total German Nightmare*

*chimes*

Well, I'm still working on it. :p

So you ARE mine... *devilish grin*

*looks at funny* oh wait are you one of us

a venereal disease or mental disorder.

Libertarian socialism, really.

More of a "Live and let live, but make sure everyone actually lives" idea.

Coming from a member of the American Low.

Sounds better en francais.

"Habite et habite passer, mais tout le monde habite" - rough translation. I can't translate it into Arabic (which would probably sound even better); I only speak basic :(

EDIT: Here's my horrible attempt at translating it into Arabic:

"___ و ترك ___, صنع ____" - All I could get was: "___ and let ___, make...". My Arabic is horrible :D

*looks at funny* oh wait are you one of us

Yeah, yeah... I married Pancake. She just won't publicize it.

(Despite the fact that I am Syrup, a perfect mate)

A Country would be good, maybe Italy? Actually, can I just have the country instead?

The United States of America.

They've been independent for well over 200 years, and they still haven't got a name. It's about time they got one, and mine is as good as any.

Yeah, yeah... I married Pancake. She just won't publicize it.

(Despite the fact that I am Syrup, a perfect mate)

and she keeps ask more people
fact all the one iam with keep ask more people

Sounds better en francais.

"Habite et habite passer, mais tout le monde habite" - rough translation. I can't translate it into Arabic (which would probably sound even better); I only speak basic :(

Italian: Viva e lasci in tensione, ma si assicura tutto realmente vite

The United States of America.

They've been independent for well over 200 years, and they still haven't got a name. It's about time they got one, and mine is as good as any.

Pshaw, "America" is better than "Finland", stupid Finnite.

(This joke post brought to you by Icovir)

Cancer? Mountain? Law? Drug? Sexual manuever?

the orgasm.

I'd want to be named after a drug~! And not one of those boring medical ones. One of those trippy ones.

The Universe.

Goofballverse has a nice ring to it. :)

Barring that, a religion would be nice. *nod*

I'd want to be named after a drug~! And not one of those boring medical ones. One of those trippy ones.

Hello, Ecstasy. ;)

Pshaw, "America" is better than "Finland", stupid Finnite.

(This joke post brought to you by Icovir)

Right you are, but it's still the name of your continent, not your country.

As an act of sympathy towards USA, I hereby rename Finland as The United States of the Northern Part of That Continent East of America. :) Better?

Sweden will be our version of Mexico.

The Universe.

Goofballverse has a nice ring to it. :)

Barring that, a religion would be nice. *nod*

i belong to the goofball church :)

i belong to the goofball church :)

Meh, I'm Minarianist.

Meh, I'm Minarianist.

:eek: Infidel!

*blows you up*

Meh, I'm Minarianist.

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oh wait i cant belong to the goofball church
i have to belong to Imperial Isan church

:eek: Infidel!

*blows you up*

*is saved by The Creator*

Now, really, we only have, like, 1 commandment here.

Wanna hear it?

"Viva e lasci in tensione; tuttavia, accerti che quelli intorno voi possano vivere"

EVERYTHING!!!
then conversations would go something lie this:
DementedHamster,"DementedHamsterDementedHamsterDementedHamsterDementedHamsterDementedHamster?"
DementedHamster,"Oh, DementedHamsterDementedHamsterDementedHamster!!!"
DementedHamster,"hahahahah!!! DementedHamster!! haha!"

A newspaper building.

Either a starcruiser or a line of expensive women's underwear.

A book of the Bible. Wait...

A disease that annihlates humanity.

I want to be like Donald Trump.

Ruffy Plaza
Ruffy Water
Ruffy Avenue
Ruffy Casino
Ruffy Ruffy.

I want an interesting medical procedure named after me. Preferably involving the brain. Probably involving the anus...and a cucumber.:p

I want the full Communist experience...you know "Order of Vetalia Youth Workers Factory", "Vetalia Stadium", "Textile Factory No. 341 of Vetaliagrad" "Vetalia Museum of the Revolution", and so on.

I want to be like Donald Trump.

No you don't. If Citibank and the Big Shark Banks pulls the mat out from under him - he might end up as a bum on the street.

I want the full Communist experience...you know "Order of Vetalia Youth Workers Factory", "Vetalia Stadium", "Textile Factory No. 341 of Vetaliagrad" "Vetalia Museum of the Revolution", and so on.

I want you to be named after me.

I want Lisa Simpson to be named after me. :p

I want you to be named after me.

Give me $500 and my first born child is yours.

I want Lisa Simpson to be named after me. :p

She shall be known as La Dame Du Presidant II.

I want you to be named after me.

Yeah, well then I'll just wait for 30 years until you die and then your successor will denounce you and rename everything that used to be named after you back to being named after me.

Chocolate, of course.

It would sound nice, too. =)
I'd want to eat Whereyouthinkyougoing.;)

The World's Largest Artillary Piece(Super Gun if you will)
And a fine Brand of beer.

Branding.
Harlesburg
Better than that Carlsberg crap!

A theorem or a physical law... wait, there already are a theorem, a physical law and a measure unit (not internationa system, but hey) carrying my family name.:cool:

The USA.

Or, since someone already said that, the planet (formerly known as) Earth.

Ohh that's a good-un.

You know like when you're out and about and the wind picks up, and there is no shelter around and you have to find a tree, or a rock or some other thing, and place your self up against it. Sort of behind it so that the wind can't get you, on the side of the thing which is sheltered from the wind, on the Lee side.

That's what I want named after me. Ohhh heh shit it already is!:eek:

Some manner of brain wave altering weapon that incapacitates people by giving them multiple orgasms.

Right you are, but it's still the name of your continent, not your country.

As an act of sympathy towards USA, I hereby rename Finland as The United States of the Northern Part of That Continent East of America. :) Better?

Sweden will be our version of Mexico.

lol, you're right. It's only the name of the continent; but since the Iraq war, nobody wants to be called "America" except the USA. You go to Venezuela and say "did you know that you're on a continent called 'America'?" they would probably kill you.

Sweden as Mexico? I thought Sweden had a good HDI? But then again, so does Mexico...

I'd want to eat Whereyouthinkyougoing.;)
While that is a very understandable wish I wasn't talking about my NS name, silly. :p

You know that feeling when winter comes and you sit inside with your wooly soocks and winter boots on and you suddenly get an itch under your foot and you cannot scratch it because you can't take your boots off and do so in that situation? Well, I want that relief that comes when you are finally able to take them off and scratch it named after me.

Alternatively, that seperator thingy at the cashier that divides your and your fellow line-standers' groceries. It needs a name already, drives me nuts we don't have one for so common a thing.

Alternatively, that seperator thingy at the cashier that divides your and your fellow line-standers' groceries. It needs a name already, drives me nuts we don't have one for so common a thing.

How totally odd.

I'd never noticed that before. Everyone at work always asks me to pass the "thingy".

I call it a divider, but that's my arbitary idea. I'm going to name it after you! I'll even write your name on it if you like. People will be asking me to pass you over from now on. :)

I want to have a kitchen bench named after me... either that or a trouser zip.

How totally odd.

I'd never noticed that before. Everyone at work always asks me to pass the "thingy".

I call it a divider, but that's my arbitary idea. I'm going to name it after you! I'll even write your name on it if you like. People will be asking me to pass you over from now on. :)
Now, 'divider' is so.. cold, and heartless. Plus, so very unspecific.

I think that idea is absolutely brilliant. To work, Aussie minion! I shall demand pics and videos in due time.

Alternatively, that seperator thingy at the cashier that divides your and your fellow line-standers' groceries. It needs a name already, drives me nuts we don't have one for so common a thing.
Oh please - it so does: http://www.google.de/search?hl=de&q=warentrenner&btnG=Google-Suche&meta=


ETA: Wobei mir die beiden hier ja am besten gefallen: In der Schweiz kennt man außerdem den Ausdruck "Kassentoblerone". [...] Der mit Abstand charmanteste Vorschlag stammt aus Ostfriesland. Dort sagt man "Miendientje", weil man es zwischen "meins" und "deins" legt. :p

Oh please - it so does: http://www.google.de/search?hl=de&q=warentrenner&btnG=Google-Suche&meta=
I hope you noted that this is but a proposed word for it, yes? A stupid one to boot.

Uuuuuhh..natürlich waren's wieder die Ostfriesen und Schweizer, die das beste haben *grummel*
ETA: Ich hab da so ne Affinität zum Wörtchen 'Hölzchen', weswegen 'Warenabtrennhölzchen' auch ma ganz stark meinen Nerv trifft ;P
Talking about Swiss, where's Alinania gone to anyway?


Germans, everyone remember 'sitt'? Now, Ango-Saxlons and other assorted English speakers - what is the English adjective for 'not thirsty anymore'? (Oh heck, is there a single English word for 'not hungry anymore' to begin with? ...)

I hope you noted that this is but a proposed word for it, yes? A stupid one to boot. Nope, it's not. It's the official name in the Warentrenner producing industry.

Nope, it's not. It's the official name in the Warentrenner producing industry.

Ah. The official name for the fact that some folks don't exactly appreciate being video-monitored in many public places is "Dialektik der staatlichen Sicherheit" in the industry that provides it- does that mean it is *the name* for it?

P.S. I (also) read that some thingwing producers call it Warentrenner, but that doesn't mean that the whole industry calls it like that.. /nitpick

For that i shall rename Canada the united states of Canada and America Jesusland. Mexico can be called Immigrant Land

For that i shall rename Canada the united states of Canada and America Jesusland. Mexico can be called Immigrant Land

So we are to assume your name(s) are the united states of Canada, Jesusland and Immigrant Land, seeing how this thread asked what you want to be named after you?

Correct!! Im United States of Canadian Jesuses immigrantelandui

Cancer? Mountain? Law? Drug? Sexual manuever?

A sandwich and maybe a nice beer. A stout or something.

The Keruvalia Memorial Urinal (tm)

Something tall and phallic. The Eiffel tower, Washinton Monuement or Big Ben* will do.


*I know the clock tower isnt actually called Big Ben but I like the innuendo.

Now, Ango-Saxlons and other assorted English speakers - what is the English adjective for 'not thirsty anymore'? (Oh heck, is there a single English word for 'not hungry anymore' to begin with? ...)

Quenched and Satiated?

While that is a very understandable wish I wasn't talking about my NS name, silly. :p
Well last time i checked, i knew your first name.;)

Can i say your name, *****?

Well last time i checked, i knew your first name.;) So you do. :eek: Damn....

Can i say your name, *****?No, *****!

So you do. :eek: Damn....

No, *****!

What is your name? You know you want to tell me. ;)

What is your name? You know you want to tell me. ;)

It's *****. But don't tell anyone! <.< >.> <.<

And, of course, everybody forgets that America is already named after a person... Amerigo Vespucci, italian seafarer.

And, of course, everybody forgets that America is already named after a person... Amerigo Vespucci, italian seafarer.
Pffft, he's dead, what's he gonna do? :p

A strip joint.

Pubic hair removal, so instead of the Brazilian it would be me. Thousands of woman walking around with me on their... yeah.

Pubic hair removal, so instead of the Brazilian it would be me. Thousands of woman walking around with me on their... yeah.
Yeah baby. :D :fluffle: :D

A strip joint.

Nice. :D

A cure. "The only way to cure that is with a shot of Bumboat."

A cure. "The only way to cure that is with a shot of Bumboat."

Oh, my imagination goes krazy.

A hugely powerful drug that can be overdosed on quite quickly

"another Chunkylover_53 OD'er?" asked the nurse
"correct"

Awsome

You know that feeling you get in your lower body RIGHT before you are about to cum?

Yeah, that.

"Ohhhh God, here comes the Atty!!!!!..OMGGGGGG I'M CUMMINGGGGG!"

or

"Oh, God, oh God, that was the ATL, here it comesssssss!" *HOT GUZ SQUIRTS EVERYWHERE*"

I want to be like Donald Trump.

Ruffy Plaza
Ruffy Water
Ruffy Avenue
Ruffy Casino
Ruffy Ruffy.

Fluffy Ruffy! :fluffle:

:p

You know... I'd liek the sun to be named after me. :cool:

Fluffy Ruffy! :fluffle:

:p

You know... I'd liek the sun to be named after me. :cool:

:-) "Boy Darknovae sure was hot today!":D

A law that fully allows, supports, protects, defends, and possibly even encourages vigilantism! If your gilfriend, wife, or daughter is raped...FUCK THE POLICE; you would be allowed, under the 'TDA' law, to stretch the perpetrator's sack out over a hickory stump and drive a railroad spike straight through it! At this point, you would be required to hand the bastard a butterknife and award him two (2) options! He could either:

a.) Castrate himself to freedom with the butterknife or

b.) Take an anal f**king from a red hot poker until he is disemboweled.

I suppose, at this point, it's needless to say that I find rapists and child molesters to be the absolute worst-of-the-worst when we speak of criminals!

:-) "Boy Darknovae sure was hot today!":D

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now that be cool to say

US Cellular field or any street nearby, or location within.

:-) "Boy Darknovae sure was hot today!":D

Or "Move over Bob so Darknovae doesn't keep beating down on you"

or possibly "tomorrow we should see some Darknovae"

or "AAAHHH!!! Darknovae's in my face!"

So many ways one could twist that. :D

The new Mets stadium. CitiField (sponsered by CitiCorp)=*shudder* Corporate sposorships suck.

THE METS ARE AMAZING-Odd neck stem (me)

I want a country named after me.

<------- Shoot, I already have one.

How about a son named after me. (Damn, I've got one of them, too.)

Hmmm. I guess I'll settle for a brand of cereal. Pledger Flakes. :D (Hey, if Doug Flootie can have one...)

THE METS WERE AMAZING IN 1969-Odd neck stem (me)

Edited. ;)

Dude!! that hot girl made me arronax!!!

ha ha brad has an arronax

Omg Brad's Arronax is so big!

I know what else i wanna be named after.

some hot babe's boobies. :D

So you do. :eek: Damn....

No, *****!
Mwhahahahahahahahahaha
You know my name!:eek:
Pubic hair removal, so instead of the Brazilian it would be me. Thousands of woman walking around with me on their... yeah.
What, having a pirate named after you isn't enough?


TPE should get on MOBRA.;)

Cancer? Mountain? Law? Drug? Sexual manuever?

I want a military base named after me:



Fort Baker Army Base.

I want a psychological theory named after me. Maybe something awesome like Cognitive Dissonance Theory.

Then all the psych students would have to remeber my name.

Some kind of warship would be nice, preferably a whole class :)

What, having a pirate named after you isn't enough?

Technically I named myself after a pirate, but no. It isn't enough. I want more. I want to have my pie and eat it too!

I don't want anything named after me.

Technically I named myself after a pirate, but no. It isn't enough. I want more. I want to have my pie and eat it too!
That is true but i was just trying to heap praise on you (or something.)




I also want a...
Cavalry Regiment, Equine or Armoured Cars and Tanks.
A type of Moustache
A better G-Spot.:p
i.e. One that actually exists.
<_<
>_>
<_<

That is true but i was just trying to heap praise on you (or something.)




I also want a...
Cavalry Regiment, Equine or Armoured Cars and Tanks.
A type of Moustache
A better G-Spot.:p
i.e. One that actually exists.
<_<
>_>
<_<

That's a pretty good one. "Keep going, you've almost hit my Harlesburg!" :D

Also, you can heap on all the praise and whatnot that you like.

Instead of calling a missing guy John Doe I want it replaced with my name.:)

After long and difficult effort I have come to the conclusion that I want a crater named after me. Not any old crater, but a crater caused by a large explosion preferably caused by something not normally thought of as explosive. On the site of my crater, I want old men of future generations to say things to thier grand children something like "and that what happens when you mix pool cleaner with brake fluid".