Seinfeld!!!
OK, this thread is not going to have anything to do with Michael Richards and his stupid comments.
I will admit though, that I would like to hopefully get a good topic going while the show is once again in people's minds. (Also coinciding with the DVD release of Seasons 7 and 8)
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Let's just have a nice fun discussion about a show that was really about nothing. Hopefully this thread will make us all chuckle as we remember 9 great seaons of what is one of the greatest sitcoms of all time.
Just to start things off,
My top 5 favorite episodes are:
5 The Frozen Yogurt (This episode shows how 4 very different sub-plots can end up affecting major events like the NYC Mayoral elections)
4 The Soup Nazi (No soup for you!)
3 The Bubble Boy (I'm sorry, but it was the Moops)
2 The Contest (I'm out!)
1 The English Patient (Between Jerry putting 3 generations of a family in the hospital, Kramer and the Cubans, George going after Neil's gf, and Elaine seeing the movie, it was funny)
Andaluciae
23-11-2006, 07:36
It's nearly time for Festivus, don't forget that.
Neo Undelia
23-11-2006, 07:37
It's nearly time for Festivus, don't forget that.
A Festivus for the restivus.
It's nearly time for Festivus, don't forget that.I'll be sure to celebrate Festivus when I'm on my trip to Israel.
I will have to find someone to have an airing of grievances with and have the feats of strength.
FRANK: Kramer, I got your message. I haven't celebrated Festivus in years! What is your interest?
KRAMER: Well, just tell me everything, huh?
FRANK: Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reach for the last one they had - but so did another man. As I rained blows opon him, I realized
there had to be another way!
KRAMER: What happened to the doll?
FRANK: It was destroyed. But out of that, a new holiday was born. "A Festivus for the rest of us!"
We need to credit George for discovering how to get out of an engagement.
Buy cheap envelopes for wedding invitations. The cheap envelopes are toxic and your fiancee (Susan in George's case) will die from licking the envelopes.
Only Seinfeld could've made such a tragic event so funny.
The Black Forrest
23-11-2006, 07:52
Useless trivia time.
Anybody see the old McDonald's commercial that involved five guys singing a "Broadway like" rendition about you deserve a break today?
Jason Alexander was one of the five guys.....
eorge Costanza: [George rushes into Jerry's apartment] Did anybody call here asking for Vandelay Industries?
Jerry: No, what happened to you?
George Costanza: All right, listen closely, I was at the unemployment office and I told them I was very close to getting a job with Vandelay Industries, and I gave them your phone number. So now, when the phone rings, you have to answer "Vandelay Industries".
Jerry: I'm Vandelay Industries?
George Costanza: Right.
Jerry: What is that?
George Costanza: You're in latex.
Jerry: What do I do with latex?
George Costanza: I don't know, you manufacture it.
Elaine: Right here in this little apartment?
Jerry: And what do I say about you?
George Costanza: You're considering hiring me for your latex salesman.
Jerry: I'm gonna hire you as my latex salesman? I don't think so. Why would I do that?
George Costanza: Because I asked you to.
Jerry: If you think I'm looking for someone to just sit at a desk, pushing papers around, you can forget it. I get enough headaches just trying to manufacture the stuff.
Cosmo Kramer: [phone rings, Kramer picks up the phone] Hello... What Delay Industries?
George Costanza: [yelling from the bathroom] Vandelay! Say Vandelay!
Cosmo Kramer: No, you're way, way, way off. Well yeah, that's the right number, but this is an apartment.
George Costanza: [rushes out of the toilet with his pants on his knees] Vandelay! Say Vandelay Industries!
[falls down]
Cosmo Kramer: Yeah, no problem.
[hangs up phone]
Cosmo Kramer: How did you know who that was?
Jerry: [enters apartment, sees George lying on the floor with his pants on his ankles] And you wanna be my latex salesman?