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I still can't believe the travesty that the Hitman movie is going to be. I mean, they're casting fucking VIN DIESEL to be 47! I mean, Vin Diesel is waaaaaaaay too sexual to play an asexual character. And 47 is supposed to be albino! Vin Diesel is like, tanned. Very. What makes me even angrier is that they actually didn't ask JASON STATHAM, who we all know would make a PERFECT 47, who is also a demi-god in disguise, which makes him perfect for playing the demi-god 47! Not to mention Jason Statham is to the tenth power more kickass and sneaky and all that than Vin Diesel. 47 deserves better than this.

*breaths out*

Ok, rant over.

:)

An albino hitman? Yeah, he'd blend in. I'd be more likely to not notice Vin Diesel trying to sneak up on me.

Doesn't matter if he blends in or not, the game says he's an albino.

Doesn't matter if he blends in or not, the game says he's an albino.

Oh, one of those video game movies. Hey, when are they going to make some movies out of classic games like Pacman or Q-Bert?

Oh, one of those video game movies. Hey, when are they going to make some movies out of classic games like Pacman or Q-Bert?

They won't, no possible way to integrate explosions in and sex scenes look horrible in 8-bit

They won't, no possible way to integrate explosions in and Sex scenes look horrible in 8-bit

I don't remember the Super Mario Bros. movie being in 8-bit. :p

And Peter Jackson screwed with the plot of the LOTR! Curse you, Hollywood!

I don't remember the Super Mario Bros. movie being in 8-bit. :p

Would you pay money to see 2 yellow circles get busy?

I'll be scrutinizing every single detail of the Hitman movies. If they even screw up one little detail on his Silverballers I'm going to be all over Hollywood.

Would you pay money to see 2 yellow circles get busy?

I'd pay money to see how they would even pull that off - as far as I know, the only sexual organs Ms. Pacman has is that bow on her head.

I played the original Hitman, Hitman 2 and the latest, Blood Money. I just love the sneaker aspect of it.

I say this is going to be a ruined franchise, lets hope Vin Gasoline-Gasbag realizes this is not a role he is meant to play.

47 is suppose to be have an air of "Cool, Disconnected, Cultured Sophistication" of around him. I doubt V.D can do that.

I'll be scrutinizing every single detail of the Hitman movies. If they even screw up one little detail on his Silverballers I'm going to be all over Hollywood.

Try playing Massacre At Lan Chu Fish Restaurant again. Or better yet St. Petersburg Revisited.

Would you pay money to see 2 yellow circles get busy?

It's more than that -- it's about the passion, the neverending war with ghosts, the morality behind eating ghosts, and of course the wild sex.:fluffle:

Would you pay money to see 2 yellow circles get busy?

:fluffle:

Once again NSG is ahead of the competition.

I don't remember the Super Mario Bros. movie being in 8-bit. :p
There's a movie?? :eek: WHERE?WHERE?WHERE?WHERE?WHERE?

I still can't believe the travesty that the Hitman movie is going to be. I mean, they're casting fucking VIN DIESEL to be 47! I mean, Vin Diesel is waaaaaaaay too sexual to play an asexual character. And 47 is supposed to be albino! Vin Diesel is like, tanned. Very. What makes me even angrier is that they actually didn't ask JASON STATHAM, who we all know would make a PERFECT 47, who is also a demi-god in disguise, which makes him perfect for playing the demi-god 47! Not to mention Jason Statham is to the tenth power more kickass and sneaky and all that than Vin Diesel. 47 deserves better than this.

*breaths out*

Ok, rant over.

:)

I agree. As an alternative they could have asked Vinnie Jones.

Meh, video-game movies are rarely much to write home about - but I'll bet you'll go see it anyways, Nalitr.

Meh, video-game movies are rarely much to write home about - but I'll bet you'll go see it anyways, Nalitr.

It's fucking Agent 47. No matter how much they fuck it up, 47 will always be my god.

Oh, one of those video game movies. Hey, when are they going to make some movies out of classic games like Pacman or Q-Bert?

Pacman would be a great film. this guy takes a load of pills and starts thinking theres ghosts after him, but then he takes more pills and gets the ghosts. mental illness and drugs always make great films.

Oh man, Statham SO fits the role! :eek: