NationStates Jolt Archive


Paintball...

Antikythera
22-11-2006, 03:23
I curious if any one here plays paint ball?
JuNii
22-11-2006, 03:27
I curious if any one here plays paint ball?

want to... but never have. :D
New Xero Seven
22-11-2006, 03:31
Nope.
Sounds dangerous!
Ladamesansmerci
22-11-2006, 03:34
I curious if any one here plays paint ball?
Yes, and it hurts like a bitch if you get hit.
I V Stalin
22-11-2006, 03:38
Yes, and it hurts like a bitch if you get hit.
Which is why I always wear...extra protection. Y'know, down there.
Ladamesansmerci
22-11-2006, 03:42
Which is why I always wear...extra protection. Y'know, down there.
Hehe. My friend (guy) got shot in the crotch the first time I went paintballing. Amazingly, he was okay and barely felt anything. :eek: I'm pretty sure he wasn't wearing extra protection either...
New Xero Seven
22-11-2006, 03:44
Hehe. My friend (guy) got shot in the crotch the first time I went paintballing. Amazingly, he was okay and barely felt anything. :eek: I'm pretty sure he wasn't wearing extra protection either...

Steel balls. :p
Alablablania
22-11-2006, 03:46
i play paintball, twice. twas teh fun tho. thinkin about gettin my own gun and whatnot.
Losing It Big TIme
22-11-2006, 03:48
Steel balls. :p

No balls/small balls/one ball (hit the place where the other ball would have been) :)
New Xero Seven
22-11-2006, 03:48
one ball

:p :p :p
I V Stalin
22-11-2006, 03:53
Hehe. My friend (guy) got shot in the crotch the first time I went paintballing. Amazingly, he was okay and barely felt anything. :eek: I'm pretty sure he wasn't wearing extra protection either...
Maybe it was LG - he's taken three kicks to the balls from a martial arts expert and remained standing...
Liberated New Ireland
22-11-2006, 03:54
Hehe. My friend (guy) got shot in the crotch the first time I went paintballing. Amazingly, he was okay and barely felt anything. :eek: I'm pretty sure he wasn't wearing extra protection either...

I find it suprisingly hard to get hit in the nuts... he probably has a welt on his *insert amusing euphemism for "penis" here. I'll go with dong, personally* dong, or thigh...
Bitchkitten
22-11-2006, 03:57
Maybe it was LG - he's taken three kicks to the balls from a martial arts expert and remained standing...Beat me to it.
Wilgrove
22-11-2006, 04:02
I never played paint ball before, thought about it though.
Emporer Pudu
22-11-2006, 04:05
I curious if any one here plays paint ball?

I play me plenty of the paint and the ball.

Quite good, actually.
Emporer Pudu
22-11-2006, 04:06
I find it suprisingly hard to get hit in the nuts... he probably has a welt on his *insert amusing euphemism for "penis" here. I'll go with dong, personally* dong, or thigh...

My dad shot one of my friends sqyare in the nuts!
Liberated New Ireland
22-11-2006, 04:16
My dad shot one of my friends sqyare in the nuts!

...I blame low-hangers.

>.>
<.<
Ladamesansmerci
22-11-2006, 05:30
Steel balls. :p
I'm pretty sure they weren't steel...
No balls/small balls/one ball (hit the place where the other ball would have been) :)
:eek: I'd hope not!
Maybe it was LG - he's taken three kicks to the balls from a martial arts expert and remained standing...
Well, this guy just didn't have any affinity to mud at all, so I could hardly imagine him being LG.
I find it suprisingly hard to get hit in the nuts... he probably has a welt on his *insert amusing euphemism for "penis" here. I'll go with dong, personally* dong, or thigh...
Even if he got hit in the general crotch area, I would imagine it hurting like a son of a *bleep*. He didn't even wince. But you are right, I find it EXTREMELY hard to aim in general during paintball because the ball always curves after being shot from the gun.
Wallonochia
22-11-2006, 06:00
I used to play paintball quite a bit, but I haven't been able to in a couple of years. I have an old Tippman 98 in a box somewhere, but I'm not sure where.
Gun Manufacturers
22-11-2006, 17:45
I've been playing off and on (mostly off) since '98. I've got more paintball markers than I do hands. :eek:
Carnivorous Lickers
22-11-2006, 21:51
I love paintballing, but havent had a chance to in a few years.
Dinaverg
22-11-2006, 21:53
I'd like to, never get the chance though.
Lunatic Goofballs
22-11-2006, 22:15
Which is why I always wear...extra protection. Y'know, down there.

Pansy.

I've been shot in the crotch quite a few times. Occasionally on purpose. Did I complain? No. Did I writhe around on the ground in mindnumbing agony? Yes. :(
M3rcenaries
22-11-2006, 22:21
Ive played paintball quite a few times. Take a good buddy or two along and its an extremely fun time, well worth your money. Plus when you eliminate someone, you get an extreme sense of satisfaction, but heck even if you dont get anyone its still a blast.
New Zealandium
22-11-2006, 22:25
I've been paintballing. Two groups, my friends, and some tweens. It was nice shooting ten in a row. What wasn't nice was the owner of the course shooting me through a gorse bush with his overpowered gun. I had gorse splinters. Got shot in the face, but it was long distance, just annoying.

Crotch shots are often blocked by the 'meat' and hurt no where near as much as you'd think, it's nutshots that make you scream.
Heron-Marked Warriors
22-11-2006, 22:29
I've always wanted to, but never really had the opportunity.