Real News: There Is No Spears-Federline Sex Tape
Farnhamia
21-11-2006, 23:26
Attorney: No Federline-Spears sex tape
Says stories of singer's ex attempting to sell a tape are false
Associated Press
LOS ANGELES - There is no Kevin Federline-Britney Spears sex tape, Federline’s lawyer said Tuesday.
Attorney Mark Vincent Kaplan issued the statement in response to “reports rampant in the press and media regarding rumors of alleged attempts by Kevin Federline” to sell a purported sex video.
“While this is endemic of countless false and inaccurate stories that have made their way into the media regarding Kevin, his marriage to Britney, and the divorce proceedings which they are presently going through, I want to put this issue to rest once and for all,” Kaplan said.
Now I'm going to have to redo my Christmas list! What is this world coming to? Here's a link (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15836001/).
Kecibukia
21-11-2006, 23:28
I'm going w/ that there is one but they're retracting the story due to negative publicity/threatened lawsuits.
But there is a Spears/Londim Sex tape!:eek:
Drunk commies deleted
21-11-2006, 23:38
Meh, I'm still holding out for the Olsen Twins/OJ Simpson sex tape.
Farnhamia
21-11-2006, 23:40
But there is a Spears/Londim Sex tape!:eek:
In your dreams. :D
In your dreams. :D
You've been spying on me again!
Arthais101
21-11-2006, 23:49
Meh, I'm still holding out for the Olsen Twins/OJ Simpson sex tape.
who would want to see a snuff film?
Kryozerkia
21-11-2006, 23:50
He seemed like the type to blow out his ass. This doesn't surprise me.
Psychotic Mongooses
21-11-2006, 23:52
He seemed like the type to blow out his ass. This doesn't surprise me.
Yeah, but she seems dumb enough to do it. Anyway, she's old and tubby white trash now.
Not great on a camcorder tape anyway.
Farnhamia
21-11-2006, 23:59
Yeah, but she seems dumb enough to do it. Anyway, she's old and tubby white trash now.
Not great on a camcorder tape anyway.
I don't know, she seems reasonably back in shape after having two kids. There was another article out there about her partying with Paris (Famous For Being Famous) Hilton and losing her (Britney's) pants, going around the rest of the evening in a pair of net panty-hose.
Aren't celebrities delightful?
Kecibukia
22-11-2006, 00:04
I don't know, she seems reasonably back in shape after having two kids. There was another article out there about her partying with Paris (Famous For Being Famous) Hilton and losing her (Britney's) pants, going around the rest of the evening in a pair of net panty-hose.
Aren't celebrities delightful?
And what would they be called if they lived in lower income housing instead of mansions and acted the same way? :)
Kryozerkia
22-11-2006, 00:05
Yeah, but she seems dumb enough to do it. Anyway, she's old and tubby white trash now.
Not great on a camcorder tape anyway.
Why? Because she's not a hot teenage virgin any more? :p
Meh, I'm still holding out for the Olsen Twins/OJ Simpson sex tape.who would want to see a snuff film?
alot of people if it's OJ and the Olsen twins snuffing out each other.
Farnhamia
22-11-2006, 00:11
And what would they be called if they lived in lower income housing instead of mansions and acted the same way? :)
We might be saying, "Did you hear about the Federlines? I do believe he's gone and cheated for the last time, she taking the kids to her Mama's."
The whole point is that they have mansions and money and their lives are still as crappy or crappier than ours. It's schadenfreude, the same reason shows like "Extreme Makeover: Home Edition" and "Queen For A Day" succeed and why people slow down to gawk at car wrecks.
Psychotic Mongooses
22-11-2006, 00:14
Why? Because she's not a hot teenage virgin any more? :p
"Thar Captain. I see the white whale"
http://www.celebsource.org/wp-content/uploads/2006/06/britney-spears-dateline-matt-lauer02.jpg
Kecibukia
22-11-2006, 00:16
We might be saying, "Did you hear about the Federlines? I do believe he's gone and cheated for the last time, she taking the kids to her Mama's."
The whole point is that they have mansions and money and their lives are still as crappy or crappier than ours. It's schadenfreude, the same reason shows like "Extreme Makeover: Home Edition" and "Queen For A Day" succeed and why people slow down to gawk at car wrecks.
Agreed. If you're rich and low class, you're a "celebrity". If you're poor and low class, you're trailer trash.
I really think Ms. Spears is getting what she asked for.
Farnhamia
22-11-2006, 00:37
Agreed. If you're rich and low class, you're a "celebrity". If you're poor and low class, you're trailer trash.
I really think Ms. Spears is getting what she asked for.
To be honest, I haven't heard her do the weepy "please respect our privacy" routine yet. She seems to be coping quite well. After all, she's still rich, she's still not bad looking, she's ditching the slacker husband (who, even if I were hetersexual, I wouldn't be caught dead with), her life's not bad. Her albums still sell, she's smiling all the way to the bank.
New Mitanni
22-11-2006, 03:24
The tape, if it indeed exists (or existed), would only prove what everyone knows already, namely, that Spears is just another no-talent low-IQ slut who's trying to grab attention doing what anyone can do with no training whatsoever.
If you want to watch porn, watch a pro like Jenna Jameson or Tera Patrick :D