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Jones puts pea in your soda.

Drunk commies deleted
21-11-2006, 20:17
Jones soda company, a company known for it's exotic soda flavors, has done it again. They've come out with a pea (the legume, not the bodily fluid) flavored soda. Why they produce such strange flavors and why people buy them I'll never know. Every thanksgiving they put out an entire thanksgiving dinner's worth of flavors in a six pack. This year's sixpack is as follows.

Green pea, along with other unusual sodas such as turkey and gravy, dinner roll, sweet potato and antacid flavor, will be part of the company's $10 to $15 "holiday pack" of bottled drinks available nationwide.http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=2006-11-21T151315Z_01_N20323941_RTRUKOC_0_US-SODAS.xml&WTmodLoc=OddNewsHome_C1_%5bFeed%5d-2
Lunatic Goofballs
21-11-2006, 20:20
Tastes like wacky! :)
Congo--Kinshasa
21-11-2006, 20:21
Holy shit is that nasty. :eek:

Not sure which would be worse, though, pea flavored soda, or pee flavored soda...
Dinaverg
21-11-2006, 20:22
This is nothing. Wait till someone tries to come up with a food form of Jones soda.
Congo--Kinshasa
21-11-2006, 20:23
This is nothing. Wait till someone tries to come up with a food form of Jones soda.

I shudder at the very thought! :eek:
Seangoli
21-11-2006, 20:23
Jones soda company, a company known for it's exotic soda flavors, has done it again. They've come out with a pea (the legume, not the bodily fluid) flavored soda. Why they produce such strange flavors and why people buy them I'll never know. Every thanksgiving they put out an entire thanksgiving dinner's worth of flavors in a six pack. This year's sixpack is as follows.

http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=2006-11-21T151315Z_01_N20323941_RTRUKOC_0_US-SODAS.xml&WTmodLoc=OddNewsHome_C1_%5bFeed%5d-2

Man, I love Jones soda. However, their chocolate soda was possibly the most vile thing I have ever tasted, I'm willing to try every flavor they bring out. Haven't tried their Thanksgiving sodas yet, but that must change.

And those who have never had Lemondrop Soda have yet to live.
Call to power
21-11-2006, 20:24
I wonder what it tastes like...
Congo--Kinshasa
21-11-2006, 20:27
Man, I love Jones soda. However, their chocolate soda was possibly the most vile thing I have ever tasted, I'm willing to try every flavor they bring out. Haven't tried their Thanksgiving sodas yet, but that must change.

And those who have never had Lemondrop Soda have yet to live.

You are a far braver man than I.
Zilam
21-11-2006, 20:29
Oh wow. I thought it was saying "pee". I was like, "ummm ya, thats nice"
[NS]St Jello Biafra
21-11-2006, 20:29
The Orange and Cream soda is pretty good. Or is that Stewart's?
Dinaverg
21-11-2006, 20:29
Oh wow. I thought it was saying "pee". I was like, "ummm ya, thats nice"

That was sorta the point. :P
Seangoli
21-11-2006, 20:30
You are a far braver man than I.

My love for Jones ascends all feelings of personal well being and satisfaction. :D
Congo--Kinshasa
21-11-2006, 20:30
Oh wow. I thought it was saying "pee". I was like, "ummm ya, thats nice"

I'm not sure pea soda is much better. ;)
Zilam
21-11-2006, 20:30
That was sorta the point. :P


You. Hush. Now! :p
Greyenivol Colony
21-11-2006, 20:34
Wow, I didn't think of 'pee' at all. How strange.



*sips piss cocktail*
New Xero Seven
21-11-2006, 20:34
"Mmm.... have a sip of this pea, mate!"

:rolleyes:
Congo--Kinshasa
21-11-2006, 20:45
Wow, I didn't think of 'pee' at all. How strange.



*sips piss cocktail*

*shoots glass*
Congo--Kinshasa
21-11-2006, 20:47
"Mmm.... have a sip of this pea, mate!"

:rolleyes:

ROFL
Gift-of-god
21-11-2006, 20:51
In Quebec, you can purchase spruce beer. It's sorta like root beer, but instead of root flavour, you have pine flavour.

Yes, it does taste like carbonated Pine-Sol.
Congo--Kinshasa
21-11-2006, 20:53
In Quebec, you can purchase spruce beer. It's sorta like root beer, but instead of root flavour, you have pine flavour.

Yes, it does taste like carbonated Pine-Sol.

Eew...
Dinaverg
21-11-2006, 20:55
In Quebec, you can purchase spruce beer. It's sorta like root beer, but instead of root flavour, you have pine flavour.

Yes, it does taste like carbonated Pine-Sol.

Wait, how would you know?
Gift-of-god
21-11-2006, 21:57
Wait, how would you know?

I had the misfortune of sampling some when offered. Try to avoid making the same error if you are ever in the same situation.
Khadgar
21-11-2006, 22:06
I had the misfortune of sampling some when offered. Try to avoid making the same error if you are ever in the same situation.

The soda or the pine-sol?
Nuovo Tenochtitlan
21-11-2006, 22:06
Pee(the bodily fluid)-flavored soda exists, and it seems to be quite popular. It's called 'Beer'.
Congo--Kinshasa
21-11-2006, 22:08
Pee(the bodily fluid)-flavored soda exists, and it seems to be quite popular. It's called 'Beer'.

ROFLMGDFAO

You almost me (literally) pee my pants with that one! :D

*falls out of chair*
Gift-of-god
21-11-2006, 22:14
The soda or the pine-sol?

I am ashamed to admit that I did not get the joke until I read this. I will console myself with the idea that I provided all of you with some amusement.
Gorias
21-11-2006, 22:45
i think peanuts are legumes. not sure.
Congo--Kinshasa
22-11-2006, 05:34
bump
IL Ruffino
22-11-2006, 05:55
This is nothing. Wait till someone tries to come up with a food form of Jones soda.

They make mints. :)

Anyway, I bought the holiday pack last year, tried them.. Turkey tasted like puke..

The cranberry one goes real good mixed with gin..