NationStates Jolt Archive


Science classes may cause AIDS and Hepatitis.

Drunk commies deleted
21-11-2006, 17:49
A substitute science teacher was drawing blood from students so that they could observe their cells under a microscope. He used the same lancet on all the students. Well, I guess kids have got to learn about sharing needles sometime. Better that they learn it in school than on the streets.

How the hell can a biology teacher, substitute or not, expose his students to such a risk?

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2006/11/21/BAGHLMGTIV1.DTL
ConscribedComradeship
21-11-2006, 17:50
I think they already banned those tests here. :)
Kryozerkia
21-11-2006, 17:50
And I thought it was weird when I took biology and my teacher handed us pins and said we were going to test a small drop of our own blood...
Farnhamia
21-11-2006, 17:51
It's called not thinking it through, or "seemed like a good idea at the time." One wuld hope the number of students with either AIDS or Hepatitis is very low, but these days, who knows?
Kryozerkia
21-11-2006, 17:52
It's called not thinking it through, or "seemed like a good idea at the time." One wuld hope the number of students with either AIDS or Hepatitis is very low, but these days, who knows?

Let's hope so.
Skaladora
21-11-2006, 17:55
Let's hope so.

Too bad hope doesn't prevent HIV infections.
Kryozerkia
21-11-2006, 17:56
Too bad hope doesn't prevent HIV infections.

We all know hope doesn't do shit. I was just TRYING to be nice...:fluffle:
Ice Hockey Players
21-11-2006, 18:31
Well, that guy was stupid...and to think I thought this would be another thread decrying fundies for their illogical excuse for reasoning.
Kryozerkia
21-11-2006, 18:33
Well, that guy was stupid...and to think I thought this would be another thread decrying fundies for their illogical excuse for reasoning.
If it's DCD, I doubt it. HIs titles are always outrageous.
Ice Hockey Players
21-11-2006, 18:35
If it's DCD, I doubt it. HIs titles are always outrageous.

I imagine so, but still, someone as batshit-insane as Jerry Falwell might make such a claim. Maybe someone should start a thread titled "If you have sex, you're automatically in al-Qaeda" after this one.
Call to power
21-11-2006, 18:36
We never tested blood at school :mad:
The Black Forrest
21-11-2006, 18:37
Wait?

It was said that AIDS was created by Christians to hurt gays. Christians tend to be conservative.

Conservatives complain that liberals run the schools......that would make the teacher most likely liberal.

So liberals are spreading AIDS?

*head explodes*

On a serious note: That's pretty stupid to doing what he did........
Skaladora
21-11-2006, 18:41
I imagine so, but still, someone as batshit-insane as Jerry Falwell might make such a claim. Maybe someone should start a thread titled "If you have sex, you're automatically in al-Qaeda" after this one.

*sigh* How depressing to think that I'm not a terrorist, then. :(
Kryozerkia
21-11-2006, 18:42
*sigh* How depressing to think that I'm not a terrorist, then. :(
Nonsense. Let's start by giving you a nice long fake beard. Hmmm of course! You need a long robe and a turban. Looking nice... *holds up a picture* Now we're talking...:D







(edit: no offence actually intended)
Skaladora
21-11-2006, 18:46
Nonsense. Let's start by giving you a nice long fake beard. Hmmm of course! You need a long robe and a turban. Looking nice... *holds up a picture* Now we're talking...:D


How will a fake beard, a long robe and a turban help me have sex? :confused:
Ice Hockey Players
21-11-2006, 18:51
How will a fake beard, a long robe and a turban help me have sex? :confused:

Hey, no logic allowed in this thread.
Kryozerkia
21-11-2006, 18:52
Hey, no logic allowed in this thread.
Logic must be left at a door, especially when dealing with anyone here on NSG. Logic is counter productive.
Skaladora
21-11-2006, 18:54
Awww that means no sex? :(

Then I guess only biology classes taught by dangerously moronic substitutes are left for me if I'm to try getting HIV or Hepatites.
Drunk commies deleted
21-11-2006, 18:56
Awww that means no sex? :(

Then I guess only biology classes taught by dangerously moronic substitutes are left for me if I'm to try getting HIV or Hepatites.

You could always become an IV drug user.
Skaladora
21-11-2006, 18:58
You could always become an IV drug user.
But sex really sounded like the most pleasant way to get infected by a deadly virus...
Drunk commies deleted
21-11-2006, 19:03
But sex really sounded like the most pleasant way to get infected by a deadly virus...

You can prostitute yourself to buy the drugs.
Skaladora
21-11-2006, 19:07
You can prostitute yourself to buy the drugs.

Sounds like a plan! You buying, honey?
Hiemria
21-11-2006, 19:09
I can't see anyone with a biology degree being able to not see anything wrong with this. So I'll assume he only has an associate's degree in liberal studies or something.


I dont' see how someone with an associate's degree would see this as alright. I thought Californian universities were supposed to be good in general?
Drunk commies deleted
21-11-2006, 19:32
Sounds like a plan! You buying, honey?

Sure. I've got three bucks.
Harlesburg
28-11-2006, 07:34
lawls.

In World War Two when they were giving out jabs, they would often use the same needle but not only that eventually it would get blunt and it would leave a bigger bruise than normal.
Christmahanikwanzikah
28-11-2006, 07:38
How will a fake beard, a long robe and a turban help me have sex? :confused:

you devote your life to Islam, you go blow yourself up in the name of Allah, and are greeted in heaven by 71 dark haired virgins! it works out for everyone!

NOTE: some scholars believe it is 71 crystal clear raisins, so this one is up to interpretation.... but if you like virgins and raisins, id say go for it!