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I'm going out with one guy, Fred. That's not his real name but oh well. I started going out with him two weeks after I broke up with Phil. Over the summer I started dating Bob, but as he goes to a private school in Greenville I couldn't break up with him (doing it in a letter is just plain wrong). So a few months after I started dating Bob I started dating Phil because I wasn't romantically interested in Bob. Phil cheated on me and two weeks later I went out with Fred.

Before I started dating Bob, I liked a guy named Johnny. I thought I was over him but now I figured out I still like him. And before any of these guys came along, I was dating a guy named Bill but broke up with him, and now I figured out that I still like him. :(

And by the way, I'm in high school.

I'm going out with one guy, Fred. That's not his real name but oh well. I started going out with him two weeks after I broke up with Phil. Over the summer I started dating Bob, but as he goes to a private school in Greenville I couldn't break up with him (doing it in a letter is just plain wrong). So a few months after I started dating Bob I started dating Phil because I wasn't romantically interested in Bob. Phil cheated on me and two weeks later I went out with Fred.

Before I started dating Bob, I liked a guy named Johnny. I thought I was over him but now I figured out I still like him. And before any of these guys came along, I was dating a guy named Bill but broke up with him, and now I figured out that I still like him. :(

And by the way, I'm in high school.

That says it all. Here's an idea, ask your parents to ground you until you're 21. This should all be over by then. :rolleyes:

:confused: I'm confused

Must be the girl speak.

Uhh... did you have a question for us?

Farnhamia is right.

Case closed.

Ah to be young again.

I'm going out with one guy, Fred. That's not his real name but oh well. I started going out with him two weeks after I broke up with Phil. Over the summer I started dating Bob, but as he goes to a private school in Greenville I couldn't break up with him (doing it in a letter is just plain wrong). So a few months after I started dating Bob I started dating Phil because I wasn't romantically interested in Bob. Phil cheated on me and two weeks later I went out with Fred.

Before I started dating Bob, I liked a guy named Johnny. I thought I was over him but now I figured out I still like him. And before any of these guys came along, I was dating a guy named Bill but broke up with him, and now I figured out that I still like him. :(

And by the way, I'm in high school.

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Varity is the spice of life. Don’t forget to date Al, Henry, Kevin, etc. If you are just dating them and not going steady with them you are not breaking up with them when you stop dating them. Go for it girl. Have fun while you are young.

Wow... love triangle in the extreme.... I say break up with them all. Go single for the rest of the school year. And avoid anyone who plays RuneScape. *nod*

Wow... love triangle in the extreme.... I say break up with them all. Go single for the rest of the school year. And avoid anyone who plays RuneScape. *nod*

More like a love polygon, Pancake.

You could get each of them to give you their class ring and then hock them and buy CDs. You may as well get some material benefit from all this angst.

I'm going out with one guy, Fred. That's not his real name but oh well. I started going out with him two weeks after I broke up with Phil. Over the summer I started dating Bob, but as he goes to a private school in Greenville I couldn't break up with him (doing it in a letter is just plain wrong). So a few months after I started dating Bob I started dating Phil because I wasn't romantically interested in Bob. Phil cheated on me and two weeks later I went out with Fred.

Before I started dating Bob, I liked a guy named Johnny. I thought I was over him but now I figured out I still like him. And before any of these guys came along, I was dating a guy named Bill but broke up with him, and now I figured out that I still like him. :(

And by the way, I'm in high school.

Try to make Johny jealous with Fred....And you can have Bob in summers, monogomy is usually boring...

I say post pictures of yourself so we can determine if you're worth it.

Make notes. Write a soap opera.

I think we need to go to the flow chart for this.

I suggest the multi-layered polygonal Venn Diagram approach.

I think we need to go to the flow chart for this.

Io Amaya--->Bob
IoAmaya--->Phil--->Somebody
IoAmaya--->Fred
IoAmaya--->Johnny
IoAmaya--->Bill

Makes things easier for me...

Make notes. Write a soap opera.

Hmmm.... new story idea.... *mumbles to self and writes stuff down* Hmmm....

I'm going out with one guy, Fred. That's not his real name but oh well. I started going out with him two weeks after I broke up with Phil. Over the summer I started dating Bob, but as he goes to a private school in Greenville I couldn't break up with him (doing it in a letter is just plain wrong). So a few months after I started dating Bob I started dating Phil because I wasn't romantically interested in Bob. Phil cheated on me and two weeks later I went out with Fred.

Before I started dating Bob, I liked a guy named Johnny. I thought I was over him but now I figured out I still like him. And before any of these guys came along, I was dating a guy named Bill but broke up with him, and now I figured out that I still like him. :(

And by the way, I'm in high school.

Ok I think I got all of this figured out.

Io Amaya broke up with Phil
Io Amaya went out with Fred
Io Amaya gets the hots for Johnny
Then Io Amaya hooks up with Bob while still with Fred.
While Io Amaya is with Bob and Fred, Io Amaya hooks up with Phil.
Phil cheated on Io Amaya
Then Io Amaya hooked up with Fred.

and now I've probably made the situation worse instead of making it better.

Eh, teenage boys are all trouble anyway. :p

Like you said, you're in High School. Hormones are raging.

Hmmm.... new story idea.... *mumbles to self and writes stuff down* Hmmm....

i see your mind at work

So... let me..uh..organize that...if possible.

Liked Bill back in the day, and still do.
Was dating Johnny and still like him.
Summer starts: Begin dating Bob.
Went to Phil because Bob wasn't good enough.
Broke up with Phil.
Two weeks pass.
Going out with Fred.

holy...that simple sequence gave me a headache.. Honestly, half of that was in reverse/sideways order. ow...:confused: :eek:
heh, that may clear up a bit, maybe..actually it won't, but it is in order now.;)

Heh, wilgrove, you are out of order in almost all those events.
You have to kind of read it backwards, when draining hot water into your eyes. My logic chip is fried from attempting.

do these guys know each other? are we going to hear one of these hollywood stories where they're all in the bathroom together putting on lipstick and suddenly find out they're dating the same girl? "You bitch!"

because i would love that.

I dont your using real names....How am I supposed to solve your problem if your feeding me lies?

So... let me..uh..organize that...if possible.

Liked Bill back in the day, and still do.
Was dating Johnny and still like him.
Summer starts: Begin dating Bob.
Went to Phil because Bob wasn't good enough.
Broke up with Phil.
Two weeks pass.
Going out with Fred.

holy...that simple sequence gave me a headache.. Honestly, half of that was in reverse/sideways order. ow...:confused: :eek:
heh, that may clear up a bit, maybe..actually it won't, but it is in order now.;)

Heh, wilgrove, you are out of order in almost all those events.
You have to kind of read it backwards, when draining hot water into your eyes. My logic chip is fried from attempting.


No, no, no.

Io Amaya liked Bill back in the day, broke up with him but still likes him.
Io Amay likes Johnny, but thinks she gets over him.
Io Amaya dates bob, who is sent to private school.
Io Amaya dates Phil, who cheats on her.
Io Amaya then dates Fred.
Io Amaya figures out she still likes Bill and Johnny.

Hmmmmmmm.............. and IA didn't say that any of the guys knew each other... ;)

I dont your using real names....How am I supposed to solve your problem if your feeding me lies?

They're not real names...? At least, I'm sure they're not.

:confused: I'm confused

Must be the girl speak.

No, it's teen girl speak.

No, it's teen girl speak.

ah right thats even worse!:eek:

No, no, no.

Io Amaya liked Bill back in the day, broke up with him but still likes him.
Io Amay likes Johnny, but thinks she gets over him.
Io Amaya dates bob, who is sent to private school.
Io Amaya dates Phil, who cheats on her.
Io Amaya then dates Fred.
Io Amaya figures out she still likes Bill and Johnny.

Hmmmmmmm.............. and IA didn't say that any of the guys knew each other... ;)

arg.. all wrong!

Io Amaya liked Bill back in the day, broke his spinal chord and wouldn't pay for the medical bill.
Io Amay likes Johnny, because he was rich and might pay it.
Io Amaya dates bob, 'cause Johnny ran off.
Io Amaya dates Phil, who actually cheats on her with Fred.
Io Amaya then dates Fred who conceals his affair with Phil, her ex.
Io Amaya figures out she still likes Bill and Johnny; though one is paralyzed and the other in the Russian Communist Underground.

ah right thats even worse!:eek:

That's okay, I can translate. :)

Hmmmmmmm.............. and IA didn't say that any of the guys knew each other... ;)
I look forward to the sequel of this thread then :rolleyes:

No, it's teen girl speak.

dam little i know is not helping me

That's okay, I can translate. :)

Can I borrow you? I have a teenage sister I need to understand. :p

arg.. all wrong!

Io Amaya liked Bill back in the day, broke his spinal chord and wouldn't pay for the medical bill.
Io Amay likes Johnny, because he was rich and might pay it.
Io Amaya dates bob, 'cause Johnny ran off.
Io Amaya dates Phil, who actually cheats on her with Fred.
Io Amaya then dates Fred who conceals his affair with Phil, her ex.
Io Amaya figures out she still likes Bill and Johnny; though one is paralyzed and the other in the Russian Communist Underground.

Lawlocaust! :D

Can I borrow you? I have a teenage sister I need to understand. :p

Of course. Is there anything she's done/said lately you can't understand? (Well, duh, if you need me)... But what is it?

Can I borrow you? I have a teenage sister I need to understand. :p

oh that is a good idea ,i got a step sister i need help to work out

lol Darknovae you just found a niche market

Of course. Is there anything she's done/said lately you can't understand? (Well, duh, if you need me)... But what is it?

Just for the future, she seems to go through boyfriends as fast as Io Amaya, and I find it impossible to keep up. ;)

Lawlocaust! :D

Im sure you could make a better one. Might as well try; it could help us discover the essence of the issue.
Which is clearly the lack of christened pie.

I'm going out with one guy, Fred. That's not his real name but oh well. I started going out with him two weeks after I broke up with Phil. Over the summer I started dating Bob, but as he goes to a private school in Greenville I couldn't break up with him (doing it in a letter is just plain wrong). So a few months after I started dating Bob I started dating Phil because I wasn't romantically interested in Bob. Phil cheated on me and two weeks later I went out with Fred.

Before I started dating Bob, I liked a guy named Johnny. I thought I was over him but now I figured out I still like him. And before any of these guys came along, I was dating a guy named Bill but broke up with him, and now I figured out that I still like him. :(

And by the way, I'm in high school.

And? What's the problem? Eh?

MAN UP!...

er...

WOMAN UP!

Seriously, though. You're in high school. Once you depart into the real world, you'll find that "love" doesn't exist, and relationships are purely soul-sucking ventures, which deplete your wallet/purse, and is meant purely for the reproduction of other humans.

Enjoy the fun while it lasts. You'll become bitter in the end.

Just for the future, she seems to go through boyfriends as fast as Intra-Muros, and I find it impossible to keep up. ;)

wha? who? eh?

I am not the person whose strange love life is under scrutiny here.

I happen to be an uninvolved observer.

That's all terribly complicated.

I'd just buy a cat.

wha? who? eh?

I am not the person whose strange love life is under scrutiny here.

I happen to be an uninvolved observer.

Damn, sorry wrong poster. :eek: ;) :D

Just for the future, she seems to go through boyfriends as fast as Intra-Muros, and I find it impossible to keep up. ;)

Hmmm..... boyfriends eh? Depending on where you live and the age of your sister, then I can tell you precisely why. ;)

Damn, sorry wrong poster. :eek: ;) :D

Who did you mean then? :confused:

I'd help translate, but, I'm a girl who's been surrounded by all guys for the last four years. I've seriously had almost no female friends outside of my best friend... I have lost my ability to understand "girl speak"!

You have been forgiven.

*swishes pine bough soaked in holy water in your direction*

Hmmm..... boyfriends eh? Depending on where you live and the age of your sister, then I can tell you precisely why. ;)

In the country and 13 or was it 14, I can never remember.
I swear she was 9 for about 4 years. :D

I'd help translate, but, I'm a girl who's been surrounded by all guys for the last four years. I've seriously had almost no female friends outside of my best friend... I have lost my ability to understand "girl speak"!

IIRC, you're an adult, which means you've lost it forever. :( Though I can help you. *nod*

In the country and 13 or was it 14, I can never remember.
I swear she was 9 for about 4 years. :D

I'm assuming she's 13 and by "the country", do you mean suburban USA?

Who did you mean then? :confused:

The OP, I edited my post to clear it up.:headbang:

IIRC, you're an adult, which means you've lost it forever. :( Though I can help you. *nod*
So, in other words, I better hope that any brats I have are boys and not girls? :D

I'm assuming she's 13 and by "the country", do you mean suburban USA?

THE USA? HOW DARE YOU! :D

The UK countryside, much better.

So, in other words, I better hope that any brats I have are boys and not girls? :D

Yes. Boys have hardly any drama compared to girls. They seem to have it so easy.... :(

Yes. Boys have hardly any drama compared to girls. They seem to have it so easy.... :(
Sounds much better. Stupid hormones!

So, in other words, I better hope that any brats I have are boys and not girls? :D

or some one make a book about boy to girl talk or a book set the other way round girl to boy talk

THE USA? HOW DARE YOU! :D

The UK countryside, much better.

:eek:

*sharp intake of breath followed by a few minutes of choking on a flask of whisky; yes, the flask, not the whisky*

:eek:

THE USA? HOW DARE YOU! :D

The UK countryside, much better.

Ah. Well, unfortunately I'm not blessed with the girft of UKteengirlspeak, but I can still try:

At 13, it's basically a contest. The more boyfriends, the better. Winner is a ho, loser is a geek, anyone with higher numbers however are cool. It's a tricky scoring system.

Does that seem to clear anything up?

Ah. Well, unfortunately I'm not blessed with the girft of UKteengirlspeak, but I can still try:

At 13, it's basically a contest. The more boyfriends, the better. Winner is a ho, loser is a geek, anyone with higher numbers however are cool. It's a tricky scoring system.

Does that seem to clear anything up?

The only thing lower than a geek is a nerd, and that's the girl who is one of the guys.

Sounds much better. Stupid hormones!

Yeah. :mad:

Ah. Well, unfortunately I'm not blessed with the girft of UKteengirlspeak, but I can still try:

At 13, it's basically a contest. The more boyfriends, the better. Winner is a ho, loser is a geek, anyone with higher numbers however are cool. It's a tricky scoring system.

Does that seem to clear anything up?
Is being a ho good? or is the winner also a loser, and the real winner is the second place finisher? cause i don't remember thinking of girls with lots of boyfriends as a good thing. but then i'm male...

The only thing lower than a geek is a nerd, and that's the girl who is one of the guys.

Yeah. I was the nerd all through middle school.

:eek:

*sharp intake of breath followed by a few minutes of choking on a flask of whisky; yes, the flask, not the whisky*

:eek:

*tumps on back* Now we can't have you dieing on us, we have a reputation to maintain.

As for you Pancake, that helps enormously, but I can't tell her that or I'll end up beaten to death. I warn you never to let her slap you on the back when you wearing a shirt, it hurts. :(

Yeah. :mad:

Hey now, let me explain some things.

First off, we have a nice little thing called a "penis", which when ever-so-slightly tapped, makes us convulse in pain, and possible vomit. Thank god most girls have yet to figure this out yet.

Secondly, we have drama. For instance: "Dude, I can't believe you got with that one chick, what's wrong with you, are you gay, dude?"
"Nah dude, I was totally wasted, and don't remember a thing(lie), and don't call me gay, dude(partial lie)!"
"Haha, homo(is likely a closet case himself)!"

Guy speak is very strange, as it is filled with backward meanings, and such. There is drama, it's just that we have the common decency to beat the living crap out of each other, and have a few beers after wards talking about how we so kicked each other's ass.

So yeah, it's not as great as you'd think.

Hey now, let me explain some things.

First off, we have a nice little thing called a "penis", which when ever-so-slightly tapped, makes us convulse in pain, and possible vomit. Thank god most girls have yet to figure this out yet.

Secondly, we have drama. For instance: "Dude, I can't believe you got with that one chick, what's wrong with you, are you gay, dude?"
"Nah dude, I was totally wasted, and don't remember a thing(lie), and don't call me gay, dude(partial lie)!"
"Haha, homo(is likely a closet case himself)!"

Guy speak is very strange, as it is filled with backward meanings, and such. There is drama, it's just that we have the common decency to beat the living crap out of each other, and have a few beers after wards talking about how we so kicked each other's ass.

So yeah, it's not as great as you'd think.
Guy speak is easier to understand and it doesbn't require a group meeting in the bathroom to reach a decision because whatever needs to be said can be said in public.

Maybe just... don't go out with anyone else? :p

Maybe just... don't go out with anyone else? :p

Seems logical doesn't it.

Guy speak is easier to understand and it doesbn't require a group meeting in the bathroom to reach a decision because whatever needs to be said can be said in public.

Eh, I'd like to point out that not everything guys say needs to be said in public.

Eh, I'd like to point out that not everything guys say needs to be said in public.

yer we can use looks too and movements of the head

*tumps on back* Now we can't have you dieing on us, we have a reputation to maintain.

*coughs out whisky bottle* Thanks.

Hey now, let me explain some things.

There is drama, it's just that we have the common decency to beat the living crap out of each other, and have a few beers after wards talking about how we so kicked each other's ass.

So yeah, it's not as great as you'd think.

I prefer to call it dueling with fists.

yer we can use looks too and movements of the head

Me and my mates don't even need that, we seem to be psykic.

Me and my mates don't even need that, we seem to be psykic.

use to have that with my old mates

*coughs out whisky bottle* Thanks.



I prefer to call it dueling with fists.

i call it hand to hand combat with my old mates

Mwahaha...This thread got to 5 pages...

Has whoever started this topic posted a reply yet?
I want to see if all this has helped. Rofl.

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hmmm..based on my quick calculations, I figure at the rate of b/fs you're going through you'll be in HK looking for a new one sometime in August, 2009.
pm me then, we'll get together and do lunch/coffee/movie/whatever.