NationStates Jolt Archive

Either real or on the internet, tell us about the places you've been banned from and why.

I got banned from Hobbo Hotel because someone put in a false report of me scamming, ah well.

I got banned from Sony Defense Force forum for spamming.

There are some other forums that I spammed.

Now it's time to tell us yours!

www.rocktoons.com forum,

www.myjellybean.com (intentional trolling)

www.stormfront.org forums (I wasnt even really trolling them)

world of warcraft forums

a tiberian sun forum, and other small ones

*ban*
^

Erm, well, my penis has permanently banned me from women's bathrooms.

Which is a shame. I hate urinals, and they're blessedly free of 'em there. Girls don't know how lucky they have it!

www.rocktoons.com forum,

www.myjellybean.com (intentional trolling)

world of warcraft forums

a tiberian sun forum, and other small ones

How did you get banned from WoW?

www.rocktoons.com forum,

www.myjellybean.com (intentional trolling)

world of warcraft forums

a tiberian sun forum, and other small ones

LEEEEEEEROY MMMMMMMJENNNNNKINS!!!

I got banned from a christian forum because it was for christians only, and I'm not Christian. I wanted to see if I could get banned simply for not towing the Christian line, turns I could. And did.

This(NSG) is the first forum I've been too, I got banned for one day, for flaming.

I got banned from yo' mama's boudoir.

How did you get banned from WoW?
Just the forums, I was impersonating a CM (Eyonix) and slandering him that way

LEEEEEEEROY MMMMMMMJENNNNNKINS!!!

lol that's a great video.

I gt banned from here for two weeks for spamming when the server had crashed.

Got kicked out of an ice arena once, too.

never been banned from anywhere that i'm aware of. been thrown out of a lot of drinking establishments though. i may have been banned from the place i got arrested outside of for all i know, but i'm not likely to go back there in any case.

I think AOL.

Just the forums, I was impersonating a CM (Eyonix) and slandering him that way

ahh.

I was banned from a Nursery when I was two for beating up other kids and being a general tearaway. Does that count?

I was banned from a Nursery when I was two for beating up other kids and being a general tearaway. Does that count?

Eh sure why not.

Eh sure why not.
Sweet. :cool:

I've been perma-banned from:

Insimenator.net forums for voicing my desire to reduce the age of consent, and for being accused of sexual harrassment against a female member.

ModTheSims2.com because the admin at Insimenator.net has Mafia connections with ModTheSims2.com.

CyberNations.net becaused I flooded someone's IRC query with insults after she pissed me off.

I got banned from a christian forum because it was for christians only, and I'm not Christian. I wanted to see if I could get banned simply for not towing the Christian line, turns I could. And did.

so lemme get this straight. You went to a private forum specifically dedicated to a specific group of people, and designed to serve them, knowing that the forum wasn't for you and wasn't designed for your perspective, with the intention of seeing that if you went to a forum that wasn't for you or designed for your perspective you would get banned, and you did, and you seem to take some self satisfaction from this?

Wow, some rebel you are. Why don't you see if you stick your hand in a fire if you'll get burned...

The Gap

Eddie Bauers

Starbucks

Chinadaily (aka the most amusing internet forum on the face of the planet)

My Social Studies 10 class

Curious Comics

NS (with a puppet)

My grandmother's house...(that was an interesting one)

BC Legislature (well, just was kicked out once)

University of Victoria library (also was kicked out)

Greater Victoria Public Library (kicked out)

and many other places I can't remember right now.

The Gap

Eddie Bauers

Starbucks

Chinadaily (aka the most amusing internet forum on the face of the planet)

My Social Studies 10 class

Curious Comics

NS (with a puppet)

My grandmother's house...(that was an interesting one)

BC Legislature (well, just was kicked out once)

University of Victoria library (also was kicked out)

Greater Victoria Public Library (kicked out)

and many other places I can't remember right now.
How the heck did you get perma-banned from starbucks?! :eek:

Oh wow thats alot:eek:

care to elaborate on several of these?:D

The Gap

Eddie Bauers

Starbucks

Chinadaily (aka the most amusing internet forum on the face of the planet)

My Social Studies 10 class

Curious Comics

NS (with a puppet)

My grandmother's house...(that was an interesting one)

BC Legislature (well, just was kicked out once)

University of Victoria library (also was kicked out)

Greater Victoria Public Library (kicked out)

and many other places I can't remember right now.

Do you start dry-humping every time you enter a new room?

IRL, I broke the dress code at an S&M/Leather bar in Stockholm and they banned me for a month. That, I wasn't "rough" enough. Well, excuse me for going there expecting to be roughed up...

The Gap

Eddie Bauers

Starbucks

Chinadaily (aka the most amusing internet forum on the face of the planet)

My Social Studies 10 class

Curious Comics

NS (with a puppet)

My grandmother's house...(that was an interesting one)

BC Legislature (well, just was kicked out once)

University of Victoria library (also was kicked out)

Greater Victoria Public Library (kicked out)

and many other places I can't remember right now.

Ok I think we'll need to hear the story behind each one of those!

I've never been banned from anywhere. Hopefully Trinityness doesn't change that... :eek:

IRL, I broke the dress code at an S&M/Leather bar in Stockholm and they banned me for a month. That, I wasn't "rough" enough. Well, excuse me for going there expecting to be roughed up...

lol.

Do you start dry-humping every time you enter a new room?
Not that I'm aware...
Ok I think we'll need to hear the story behind each one of those!
I'll tell you about the one involving The Gap and Eddie Bauers. My friends and I, being extreme hippies, basically went into The Gap and started a huge campaign against the use of child labour. We stuck posters onto the doors of the change rooms and such. Naturally, the people working in The Gap got mad at us and kicked us out. So now, I am officially not allowed to walk into the Victoria downtown branch of the Gap. On that same day, we walked into Eddie Bauers and my friend Quack started taking articles of clothing and saying things like "oh, look at this nice shirt. I wonder how many people were oppressed to make it". And we were kicked out of there as well...

Starbucks banned us because we played Starbucks Musical Chair (http://www.spacehijackers.co.uk/starbucks/html/rules.html) there.

Got banned from a local bar when the owner cited "complaints" and didn't elaborate on what they were. Of course I have an idea, when I get drunk I tend to throw propriety to the winds, but I was sober when I was banned.

Also got banned from a couple of local pools over the last few years, once when I was 16 and once or twice at 21. I make no secret of the fact that I was mostly there to meet girls. :)

*snip
ay caramba!

we needs the stories!

i've never been banned from anywhere. except a girlfriend's bed, but that's called a 'break-up' and i don't think it applies.

Not that I'm aware...

I'll tell you about the one involving The Gap and Eddie Bauers. My friends and I, being extreme hippies, basically went into The Gap and started a huge campaign against the use of child labour. We stuck posters onto the doors of the change rooms and such. Naturally, the people working in The Gap got mad at us and kicked us out. So now, I am officially not allowed to walk into the Victoria downtown branch of the Gap. On that same day, we walked into Eddie Bauers and my friend Quack started taking articles of clothing and saying things like "oh, look at this nice shirt. I wonder how many people were oppressed to make it". And we were kicked out of there as well...

Starbucks banned us because we played Starbucks Musical Chair (http://www.spacehijackers.co.uk/starbucks/html/rules.html) there.

lol, that's great. Now explain Grandma's house. :D

Got banned from a local bar when the owner cited "complaints" and didn't elaborate on what they were. Of course I have an idea, when I get drunk I tend to throw propriety to the winds, but I was sober when I was banned.
Ha, I'm permabanned from this one girls dorm because a while back I got absolutely plastered and went over had some of her vodka even though she said not to(but I was drunk and could care less) and started running my mouth as I was known to do.

Also got banned from a couple of local pools over the last few years, once when I was 16 and once or twice at 21. I make no secret of the fact that I was mostly there to meet girls. :)
This is kinda creepy.....

Either real or on the internet, tell us about the places you've been banned from and why.
Now it's time to tell us yours!


From McDonalds for refusing to move from the window without my order

From several branches of christian churches for asking too many questions.

Last year, I was banned from a local gaming store that I was a regualr patron of because someone who worked there thought that I was going to try to steal a 40k Daemon Prince. He was wrong. Two months later, the store went out of buisness. That's karma for you!

Last year, I was banned from a local gaming store that I was a regualr patron of because someone who worked there thought that I was going to try to steal a 40k Daemon Prince. He was wrong. Two months later, the store went out of buisness. That's karma for you!

Either that or bad business senses.

- my local Acme (its the supermarket) for doing cartwheels down the aisles and then blocking the way with a bunch of my friends when we sat in the middle of the store and started a fantastic game of hearts (the card game)

- my high school cafeteria for a month for being in a milk chugging contest, and then again for "gambling" (we were just playing cards, yet again)

- WoW because i figured out how to fly, among other things, *teehee* and then crashed the server *whoops* (the name was Psila for any who were wondering)

Either that or bad business senses.

I declare that store PWNT.

lol, that's great. Now explain Grandma's house. :D

Oh boy...To start, you need background information. My grandmother and I don't get along. She is a old fashioned superstitious fussy illiterate woman who hated me since the moment I was born on the pure basis that I'm a girl. Last time I went to see her (Aug 2005), she complained to me ONCE AGAIN about not having a grandson and having 3 grand-daughters. Then she started tell me that I should either be a boy, or act "more like a girl", as in don't speak unless spoken to, don't have her own opinions, and basically be a mindless baby machine. That pissed me off so much that I started arguing with her and screaming at her in English. She can only speak Mandarin and does not understand a word of English, so when I started using a foreign language, she started scolding me for "not appreciating my origins" and "using evil languages". That just made me even more mad that I started swearing at her in English (not that she knows, of course). But she knows I'm upset at her, and thinks that I'm supposed to be nice to her no matter what just because I'm her descendant (old Chinese philosophies and such). And me, being westernized, just flipped out more, switched back to Mandarin, and told her exactly what I thought of her. Normally, when I'm really upset, I have trouble articulating my anger in Mandarin because I spent the last 7 years in Canada using English. However, this time I got exactly what I wanted to say. She got mad, and kicked me out of her house. Now, understand that I was visiting my family in China, and I was staying at her place, so after she kicked me out, I had nowhere to go and had to beg my uncle to let me stay with him for the last week before I was planning to return to Canada. So yeah, I'm kind of glad that I live on the other side of the globe from her...

I was banned from a local bar for getting into a fight with a grown man. He happened to be one of the Mexican construction workers from one of the projects on campus, oddly enough. I got my ass grabbed, shot him a glare, got it grabbed again, slapped him across the face, and, YET AGAIN, he grabbed my ass. This time, I nailed him in the nuts with the butt of my pool cue. He doubled over, and a few other men came over to break up the fight/probably get INVOLVED. The bartender kicked me out because he assumed I started it.

Oh boy...To start, you need background information. My grandmother and I don't get along. She is a old fashioned superstitious fussy illiterate woman who hated me since the moment I was born on the pure basis that I'm a girl. Last time I went to see her (Aug 2005), she complained to me ONCE AGAIN about not having a grandson and having 3 grand-daughters. Then she started tell me that I should either be a boy, or act "more like a girl", as in don't speak unless spoken to, don't have her own opinions, and basically be a mindless baby machine. That pissed me off so much that I started arguing with her and screaming at her in English. She can only speak Mandarin and does not understand a word of English, so when I started using a foreign language, she started scolding me for "not appreciating my origins" and "using evil languages". That just made me even more mad that I started swearing at her in English (not that she knows, of course). But she knows I'm upset at her, and thinks that I'm supposed to be nice to her no matter what just because I'm her descendant (old Chinese philosophies and such). And me, being westernized, just flipped out more, switched back to Mandarin, and told her exactly what I thought of her. Normally, when I'm really upset, I have trouble articulating my anger in Mandarin because I spent the last 7 years in Canada using English. However, this time I got exactly what I wanted to say. She got mad, and kicked me out of her house. Now, understand that I was visiting my family in China, and I was staying at her place, so after she kicked me out, I had nowhere to go and had to beg my uncle to let me stay with him for the last week before I was planning to return to Canada. So yeah, I'm kind of glad that I live on the other side of the globe from her...

Wow, you rock. :D

Wow, you rock. :D

Did I also mention she has a GIGANTIC poster of Chairman Mao in her living room? Creeped the shit out of me when I went to see her for the first time that summer.

Did I also mention she has a GIGANTIC poster of Chairman Mao in her living room? Creeped the shit out of me when I went to see her for the first time that summer.

She probably masturbates to it.

She probably masturbates to it.

*shudders*

She probably masturbates to it.
I think I'm about to throw up.
*shudders*
Then you do not know what she looks like. The mere thought of that is enough to invoke the barfing of your intestines.

*shudders*

lol! Yea that is a gross thought. But comon why else would a woman have a huge picture of a guy in her house?

I cant ever remember getting banned from a place mainly because they dont figure out it was me. Like a few years ago when I was in a Chinese restaurant and my mom and me were just about to leave when I had to go to the bathroom. Basically I used way too much toilet paper and clogged the toilet. I kept flushing it hoping it would go down but suffice to say by the time I figured out it wouldn't work I had flooded the whole bathroom with water. After that I just ran out of the restaurant when no one was paying attention so I wouldnt get caught.

lol! Yea that is a gross thought. But comon why else would a woman have a huge picture of a guy in her house?

Oh, and on the poster, Chairman Mao smiles in a creepy "little girl I'm going to rape you" sort of way, and I swear his eyes followed me wherever I went. *shudder*

*shudders*

I think I just lost my will to live.

Oh, and on the poster, Chairman Mao smiles in a creepy "little girl I'm going to rape you" sort of way, and I swear his eyes followed me wherever I went. *shudder*

:eek: Creepy.

Oh, and on the poster, Chairman Mao smiles in a creepy "little girl I'm going to rape you" sort of way, and I swear his eyes followed me wherever I went. *shudder*

:eek: thats not good

Ha, I'm permabanned from this one girl's dorm because a while back I got absolutely plastered and went over had some of her vodka even though she said not to (but I was drunk and could care less) and started running my mouth as I was known to do.
I thought Muslims didn't drink. I run my mouth all the time when I'm drunk, though. Nothing to be ashamed of...
This is kinda creepy.....
Not in the least. Usually I'm just talking to a girl, nine times out of ten it's just a smile and nod, the other time I just sit down and talk to her. I'm a dude, I can't help if my eye occasionally travels over a girl's breast. And no, I don't stare at them. Some girls just feel vulnerable about being approached when they aren't wearing much.

I got banned from some christian message boards. Twice.


Apparently they don't appreciate anyone asking why masturbation is a sin, then pointing out that women don't spill any seed... or commenting that god must make an awesome camp councellor since he'll be entertaining everyone in heaven for eternity.

She is a old fashioned superstitious fussy illiterate woman who hated me since the moment I was born on the pure basis that I'm a girl. Last time I went to see her (Aug 2005), she complained to me ONCE AGAIN about not having a grandson and having 3 grand-daughters.
yes, it's great to be male :cool:
me = first grandson. hot damn!
me = favourite grandson, on other side of the globe.
your grandmother sounds like a peasant. and i've got a lot of them in my family.

yes, it's great to be male :cool:
me = first grandson. hot damn!
me = favourite grandson, on other side of the globe.
your grandmother sounds like a peasant. and i've got a lot of them in my family.

Meh. At least I have a valid reason for hating males for the past 17 years. And she is a peasant, an Asian peasant who thinks anyone younger than her must respect her despite her obvious ignorance.

Meh. At least I have a valid reason for hating males for the past 17 years. And she is a peasant, an Asian peasant who thinks anyone younger than her must respect her despite her obvious ignorance.
my favourite is when they warn you about something wrong time and again, until one day, after the umpteenth warning, it finally comes true by coincidence. and then you hear all about it for a year. stupid old wives tales :mad: i can't count how many times i've been told going outside after a shower will make me catch the flu. fortunately, i'm also the oldest, so i usually went ahead and did whatever i wanted while my little cousins were forced inside :) i am not the best grandson..
EDIT: trying to think of a better old wives' tale
EDIT: oh yes: a girl should not bathe in salt water during her period, or she will turn infertile. it took me a long time before i understood why my girl cousins stopped going to the page for a week of every month. (this is in Greece, they're really peasantlike down there)

John Byrne's forum. About twenty times.

Me and my freind got banned from Six Flags (amusement park) because he jumped a fence and started climbing on the great gasp, but we came back anyway.

I got banned from Chili's for talking to the waitress who turned out to be the cook's girlfriend.

what did you say to her?

A couple of pubs, both before I was of legal age to drink (though it wasn't for that). That lasted about a year; I'm allowed back in now.

what did you say to her?

we just talking and smiling and kind of flirting. She liked talking with me. She was telling me all about her personal life and stuff and asking for advice.

I think i'm on the banlist for a local club; but i'm not positive because I haven't been back since. I've been thrown out of it twice and not given a reason either time. I don't think I was doing anything wrong at all either time. The first time was a rather unceremonial "LEAVE.", but the second time, I was carrying a round of drinks, and my friends saw the bouncers drinking them afterwards. Heh. I was also forced to hand over my wallet so they could record my ID while being forced against the wall and having the guy threaten to hit me when I asked why. Yay. The place is shit anyway so no great loss.

I got banned from Stormfront for posting pics of black men having anal sex. :D

I got banned from libertynewsforum 'cos I said shooting children was wrong regardless of religion.

BTW The site is for ultra right wing pointy hooded gun lobby christian preaching wackos, so some here might fit in. :upyours:

Not that I'm aware...

I'll tell you about the one involving The Gap and Eddie Bauers. My friends and I, being extreme hippies, basically went into The Gap and started a huge campaign against the use of child labour. We stuck posters onto the doors of the change rooms and such. Naturally, the people working in The Gap got mad at us and kicked us out. So now, I am officially not allowed to walk into the Victoria downtown branch of the Gap. On that same day, we walked into Eddie Bauers and my friend Quack started taking articles of clothing and saying things like "oh, look at this nice shirt. I wonder how many people were oppressed to make it". And we were kicked out of there as well...

Starbucks banned us because we played Starbucks Musical Chair (http://www.spacehijackers.co.uk/starbucks/html/rules.html) there.
*steals game and changes the name*
What, there's only two starbucks in Ireland.
Oh boy...To start, you need background information. My grandmother and I don't get along. She is a old fashioned superstitious fussy illiterate woman who hated me since the moment I was born on the pure basis that I'm a girl. Last time I went to see her (Aug 2005), she complained to me ONCE AGAIN about not having a grandson and having 3 grand-daughters. Then she started tell me that I should either be a boy, or act "more like a girl", as in don't speak unless spoken to, don't have her own opinions, and basically be a mindless baby machine. That pissed me off so much that I started arguing with her and screaming at her in English. She can only speak Mandarin and does not understand a word of English, so when I started using a foreign language, she started scolding me for "not appreciating my origins" and "using evil languages". That just made me even more mad that I started swearing at her in English (not that she knows, of course). But she knows I'm upset at her, and thinks that I'm supposed to be nice to her no matter what just because I'm her descendant (old Chinese philosophies and such). And me, being westernized, just flipped out more, switched back to Mandarin, and told her exactly what I thought of her. Normally, when I'm really upset, I have trouble articulating my anger in Mandarin because I spent the last 7 years in Canada using English. However, this time I got exactly what I wanted to say. She got mad, and kicked me out of her house. Now, understand that I was visiting my family in China, and I was staying at her place, so after she kicked me out, I had nowhere to go and had to beg my uncle to let me stay with him for the last week before I was planning to return to Canada. So yeah, I'm kind of glad that I live on the other side of the globe from her...

You just keep getting more and more awesome.

4Chan...god knows how many times.

I got banned from one of the American communist message board simply showing up to attempt to debate with them. I didn't even post yet, I just joined and two days later I was banned. It seems that they don't allow other points of view in their forum that they SAY is ment for debating other points of view.

I was banned from stormfront once for flaming...but that was a group effort.

I got banned from Stormfront for posting pics of black men having anal sex. :D

.......Nice. :rolleyes:

.......Nice. :rolleyes:

Heh, you should have seen the reaction of the fascist li'l fucks! :D

Heh, you should have seen the reaction of the fascist li'l fucks! :D

Fascist? Ooooh........ I'm sure that would have been hilarious. :D

Fascist? Ooooh........ I'm sure that would have been hilarious. :D

It was glorious. :D

I thought Muslims didn't drink. I run my mouth all the time when I'm drunk, though. Nothing to be ashamed of...

It was before I converted, I certainly don't drink anymore. But I didnt get kick out so much for the running my mouth thing, it was more taking the vodka I was told I couldn't have.

Not in the least. Usually I'm just talking to a girl, nine times out of ten it's just a smile and nod, the other time I just sit down and talk to her. I'm a dude, I can't help if my eye occasionally travels over a girl's breast. And no, I don't stare at them. Some girls just feel vulnerable about being approached when they aren't wearing much.

Oh, ok. I was thinking something totally different, nevermind.

Oh boy...To start, you need background information. My grandmother and I don't get along. She is a old fashioned superstitious fussy illiterate woman who hated me since the moment I was born on the pure basis that I'm a girl. Last time I went to see her (Aug 2005), she complained to me ONCE AGAIN about not having a grandson and having 3 grand-daughters. Then she started tell me that I should either be a boy, or act "more like a girl", as in don't speak unless spoken to, don't have her own opinions, and basically be a mindless baby machine. That pissed me off so much that I started arguing with her and screaming at her in English. She can only speak Mandarin and does not understand a word of English, so when I started using a foreign language, she started scolding me for "not appreciating my origins" and "using evil languages". That just made me even more mad that I started swearing at her in English (not that she knows, of course). But she knows I'm upset at her, and thinks that I'm supposed to be nice to her no matter what just because I'm her descendant (old Chinese philosophies and such). And me, being westernized, just flipped out more, switched back to Mandarin, and told her exactly what I thought of her. Normally, when I'm really upset, I have trouble articulating my anger in Mandarin because I spent the last 7 years in Canada using English. However, this time I got exactly what I wanted to say. She got mad, and kicked me out of her house. Now, understand that I was visiting my family in China, and I was staying at her place, so after she kicked me out, I had nowhere to go and had to beg my uncle to let me stay with him for the last week before I was planning to return to Canada. So yeah, I'm kind of glad that I live on the other side of the globe from her...

Sounds like my greatgrandmother, who likes me just cause I'm a boy. I can't understand a word she says cause she's mumbly, but she always smiles and gives me money when she sees me. It's wierd... I always end up giving the money to my parents.

I've been banned from this forum.:eek:

Along with a great many forums that I signed up for the sole purpose of spamming.

This is the first and only forum I have regularly posted in.

I have been booted from here multiple times.

*steals game and changes the name*
What, there's only two starbucks in Ireland.

You just keep getting more and more awesome.
You lucky Irish people. You're not slaves to the Starbucks corporation.

I felt really bad after saying all those things (not to mention my parents totally FLIPPED OUT at me...).
Sounds like my greatgrandmother, who likes me just cause I'm a boy. I can't understand a word she says cause she's mumbly, but she always smiles and gives me money when she sees me. It's wierd... I always end up giving the money to my parents.
*points and laughs*

I FINALLY get to keep all the money my relatives give me. It took a while too.

You lucky Irish people. You're not slaves to the Starbucks corporation.

I felt really bad after saying all those things (not to mention my parents totally FLIPPED OUT at me...).

*points and laughs*

I FINALLY get to keep all the money my relatives give me. It took a while too.

Every year when I go to Japan I get around 400 dollars that goes strait to my parents when we get back to NYC. :(


I've been banned from my school library and computer lab, the latter having to do with bringing snowballs inside and and trying to start a snowball fight...

Every year when I go to Japan I get around 400 dollars that goes strait to my parents when we get back to NYC. :(


I've been banned from my school library and computer lab, the latter having to do with bringing snowballs inside and and trying to start a snowball fight...

Ahh you crazy kids lol.

Every year when I go to Japan I get around 400 dollars that goes strait to my parents when we get back to NYC. :(


I've been banned from my school library and computer lab, the latter having to do with bringing snowballs inside and and trying to start a snowball fight...

It used to be that way with me too, until I was allowed to go to China alone. I got about $500 from that trip, but then the grandmother thing happens. :(

It used to be that way with me too, until I was allowed to go to China alone. I got about $500 from that trip, but then the grandmother thing happens. :(

I'm totally going to go to Japan alone this Spring or Summer. If I had to spend all the time with my grandparents I would kill someone, they are so backwards (my grandfather the Buddhist fundie:rolleyes: ), but I have other friends and family around to distract me.

*steals game and changes the name*
What, there's only two starbucks in Ireland.


You just keep getting more and more awesome.

as far as i know we dont have starbucks here

I got banned from a homeschool message board.......

IRL

I got kicked out of my parent's house and wasn't welcomed back until after my dad died. I got kicked out and banned from the local skating rink when I was in 7th grade for hitting a girl in the head with my rollerskate, she had to get some serious stitches. ;) I am banned from the highschool I graduated from, I didn't even get to go to commencement.

I'm totally going to go to Japan alone this Spring or Summer. If I had to spend all the time with my grandparents I would kill someone, they are so backwards (my grandfather the Buddhist fundie:rolleyes: ), but I have other friends and family around to distract me.
At least your grandfather does not worship Chairman Mao. Be content with that.

I got banned from a homeschool message board.......

IRL

I got kicked out of my parent's house and wasn't welcomed back until after my dad died. I got kicked out and banned from the local skating rink when I was in 7th grade for hitting a girl in the head with my rollerskate, she had to get some serious stitches. ;) I am banned from the highschool I graduated from, I didn't even get to go to commencement.

Jeez what did that girl do to you that deserved a skate to the head?! :eek:

At least your grandfather does not worship Chairman Mao. Be content with that.

I will, lol.

Either real or on the internet, tell us about the places you've been banned from and why.

I got banned from Hobbo Hotel because someone put in a false report of me scamming, ah well.

I got banned from Sony Defense Force forum for spamming.

There are some other forums that I spammed.

Now it's time to tell us yours!

I've also been banned from Habbo Hotel, a few times, for spamming, scamming, blocking and various other offenses.

I've been banned from Sports Authority for playing (american) football in the store.

Jeez what did that girl do to you that deserved a skate to the head?! :eek:

she bullied me from 2nd grade to 7th and earlier that week she spread a nasty un-true rumor about me that got me suspended and that night (about 30 seconds before the "incident") she pulled me over the skate wall by my hair, and kicked me in the face with her skate, I was tired of her. I sat up, wiped the blood from my head, took off my skate with the broken brake, and got up, skated on one foot over to her, and bashed her in the head.....

I don't remember what exactly happened after that much, until the police showed up. :p




*Smunkee does not advocate violence!!

I've also been banned from Habbo Hotel, a few times, for spamming, scamming, blocking and various other offenses.

I've been banned from Sports Authority for playing (american) football in the store.

What's ironic is that I wasn't trying to scam anyone, I was just asking around if anyone else was able to buy Habbo Coins, because I wasn't able to.

What's ironic is that I wasn't trying to scam anyone, I was just asking around if anyone else was able to buy Habbo Coins, because I wasn't able to.

I was, I must confess.

I behave very badly on Habbo.

I was trying to talk someone through reformatting their hard drive.

she bullied me from 2nd grade to 7th and earlier that week she spread a nasty un-true rumor about me that got me suspended and that night (about 30 seconds before the "incident") she pulled me over the skate wall by my hair, and kicked me in the face with her skate, I was tired of her. I sat up, wiped the blood from my head, took off my skate with the broken brake, and got up, skated on one foot over to her, and bashed her in the head.....

I don't remember what exactly happened after that much, until the police showed up. :p




*Smunkee does not advocate violence!!

Whoo! Go Smunkee!

I've been banned from Sports Authority for playing (american) football in the store.

I've been kicked out of the Times Square Toys R Us, for the same thing, we just took the game to the street.:D

GameFAQs (several puppet accounts, usually for fanboy flaming and trolling on the Gamecube forums)

Stormfront

I was, I must confess.

I behave very badly on Habbo.

I was trying to talk someone through reformatting their hard drive.

lol. Habbo isn't a bad Java based game really, I actually enjoyed how you don't really have to work to get stuff on there, you just have to pay for it or work for another Habbo to get it, etc. It was fun, its like a cheap Sims Online.

the last mouths of year 11 after i all most killed a person from year 12

lol. Habbo isn't a bad Java based game really, I actually enjoyed how you don't really have to work to get stuff on there, you just have to pay for it or work for another Habbo to get it, etc. It was fun, its like a cheap Sims Online.

I just go on there to troll usually.

Whoo! Go Smunkee!

funny thing, when I got to highschool everyone was already afraid of me......:confused:


they still are.

funny thing, when I got to highschool everyone was already afraid of me......:confused:


they still are.

Well duh, you piss off Smunkee, you get a roller skates to the head. Next time it might be the ice skates!

funny thing, when I got to highschool everyone was already afraid of me......:confused:


they still are.

Class reunion!

Well duh, you piss off Smunkee, you get a roller skates to the head. Next time it might be the ice skates!

LOL

someone I went to highschool with asked my husband randomly at Walmart once

"hey aren't you that guy who married Smunkee?"

and when he confirmed he said 'aren't you scared of her?'

and when my husband laughed he said 'no joke dude, she kicked my ass'

he forgot to mention that he started it. I never hit first.

dam Smunkee had roller skates to use all i had was my hands and a wall

I'm not allowed in the schools computer labs for some reason. RACISM!

dam Smunkee had roller skates to use all i had was my hands and a wall

was that you? :p

sorry, couldn't help it........

was that you? :p

sorry, couldn't help it........

nice one :D

oh i forgot to say i run into the guy last week he turn an run as he did he yelling dont kill me

oh i forgot to say i run into the guy last week he turn an run as he did he yelling dont kill me

Is there a good story behind all of this?

Is there a good story behind all of this?

if you count when it happen i was 17 and now iam 23
i think he needs more help

I am banned from the highschool I graduated from, I didn't even get to go to commencement.
WTF, how'd that happen? :(

Mexico. For five years. Oops; I never did get those fish tacos that I wanted.

Oh, and when I was in college, I almost got banned from the computer lab for looking at porn once. They let me off with a warning.

Hmm places banned from.


A 2 day suspension from a regular bar once.

A US navy base for 6 months for Various and Sundry Motor Vehicle Offenses.

A college dorm once for an unspecified period (big misunderstanding with campus Security that took about a week for my RA and boss to straighten out that I lived there and that campus security itself was paying me to be checking the doors at 4AM), although that I ignored that one.

Not an actual ban per se, but I was informed that I would never again walk unaided if I was caught in a certain bar.

A hotel resturant at the age of 5 or 6, i belive for being 5 or 6.


No forums though, i feel like I've been too goody-goody.

Red Lobster, for throwing a spoon at a man's head when I was one.

I was banned from Dunhams for disassembling a K98. They weren't very knowledgeable, though. I managed to get out of there with half the bolt! :p

I got banned from a local pub for being over-refreshed & obnoxious.

Banned from a bar for participating in a seven person brawl.
Banned from a Denny's. My brothers fault. He made a very big stink about the poor service.

You lucky Irish people. You're not slaves to the Starbucks corporation.
Not yet, the number of therm has doubled in the past yearfrom 1 to 2 :D)

I felt really bad after saying all those things (not to mention my parents totally FLIPPED OUT at me...).
Well it seems you were in the right, s don't worry bout it. Be happy :D

I'm totally going to go to Japan alone this Spring or Summer. If I had to spend all the time with my grandparents I would kill someone, they are so backwards (my grandfather the Buddhist fundie:rolleyes: ), but I have other friends and family around to distract me.
There are buddhist fundies? :eek:
I got banned from a homeschool message board.......
What'd you do?

IRL

I got kicked out of my parent's house and wasn't welcomed back until after my dad died. I got kicked out and banned from the local skating rink when I was in 7th grade for hitting a girl in the head with my rollerskate, she had to get some serious stitches. ;) I am banned from the highschool I graduated from, I didn't even get to go to commencement.

she bullied me from 2nd grade to 7th and earlier that week she spread a nasty un-true rumor about me that got me suspended and that night (about 30 seconds before the "incident") she pulled me over the skate wall by my hair, and kicked me in the face with her skate, I was tired of her. I sat up, wiped the blood from my head, took off my skate with the broken brake, and got up, skated on one foot over to her, and bashed her in the head.....

I don't remember what exactly happened after that much, until the police showed up. :p


*Smunkee does not advocate violence!!

You kick so much ass! Go Smunkee!

i just remembered, i got banned from going to my friends' parties for a short while by a consortium of concerned parents because they thought i might be damaging myself with the amount i was drinking.

I was banned from Cybernations for excessive forum flaming.

WTF, how'd that happen? :(
I was told by the principal 'one more suspension and you are banned from commencement' and got into a fight the next day, anyway, the guy I beat up got a restraining order on me, and so he renews it every year and he works at the school now, I can't go within 300 feet from him, and am banned from the campus.

He started the fight, I was just defending myself, we both got suspended, only he was a junior at the time so he just got the suspension (which ran concurrently with his hospital stay)

He had beat up my best friend a few weeks earlier, she had to get her jaw wired shut because he broke it, so he tried to come "make up with her" and I told him that she didn't want to talk to him, he called me some stuff that I won't repeat and I walked off, he grabbed my arm, I told him 3 times calmly to let go of my arm on the third time he jerked me back and threatened my life, so I turned around and punched him in the face, when he hit me I got pretty mad.......

When the biology teacher broke it up, he said to the guy "what in the hell were you thinking?! if you have to be an asshole and hit a lady for Christsakes don't hit Smunkee!"


What'd you do?
apparently I am "too progressive" and they got mad that I woulnd't boycott Walmart.........because they had an idiotic reason. I also found out that they think I am trying to raise "super kids" and they feel threatened by my family's intelligence.


You kick so much ass! Go Smunkee!
only when I have to......:( people seriously ask my husband if he is afraid of me, and of course he is not, since I only fight in self defense and he wouldn't ever hit me.......

I'm currently banned from 6 of the twenty - odd pubs in my local town, mostly because of my own obnoxiousness when drunk

I've been temp-banned from some IRC rooms once or twice, but I don't think I've ever been perma-banned from anywhere, electronic or physical.

On I completely unrelated note, I hate the 180 second wait times, I have searching of myself to do.

I'm currently banned from 6 of the twenty - odd pubs in my local town, mostly because of my own obnoxiousness when drunk

Aw, I got banned from the pub where I work because I beat a guy around the head with a beer bottle till he fell off his stool after he tried to grab my crotch, admitity it may have been a bit of an over reaction.

Aw, I got banned from the pub where I work because I beat a guy around the head with a beer bottle till he fell off his stool after he tried to grab my crotch, admitity it may have been a bit of an over reaction.

The last place was during a karaoke contest where the singer was so bad me and my mate howled like wolves through the whole song. It turned out it was the landlord's daughter and we weren't welcome back the next night! :eek:

"what in the hell were you thinking?! if you have to be an asshole and hit a lady for Christsakes don't hit Smunkee!"
I'm gonna try and sig that(my sig be packed)
EDIT: My sig now has exactly 1000 characters including BBCode.


apparently I am "too progressive" and they got mad that I woulnd't boycott Walmart.........because they had an idiotic reason. I also found out that they think I am trying to raise "super kids" and they feel threatened by my family's intelligence.
Well of course your trying to rais super kids, what parent isn't?


only when I have to......:( people seriously ask my husband if he is afraid of me, and of course he is not, since I only fight in self defense and he wouldn't ever hit me.......

Yeah, but he is afraid of you, cos you can withold teh secks. ;)

The student union at my university for being "too radical" in my political beliefs.

I wouldn't have said a revolution was too radical.;)

Don't think I've been banned from anywhere IRL, just a few CS servers where I was accused of cheating (I was not), it was just that the admin couldn't accept I was better than him :D

What is a super kid?

I got banned from the Runescape forum for a day.
Twice.
The first time, I tried selling a "rare black lobster" which was really just a burnt lobster...

The second time, I posted an ASCII image of a hand giving the middle finger.

It was pretty great.

A group of 4 friends and myself got a permanent ban from a six flags waterpark when I was younger. They took our pictures and hung them on the wall at the ticket booths. We did try and get back in weeks later and was told to get lost or the police would be called. Since been to back to said waterpark after years and a couple of kids in tow. Guess I don't look the same as my younger pic anymore. ;)

Either real or on the internet, tell us about the places you've been banned from and why.

I got banned from Hobbo Hotel because someone put in a false report of me scamming, ah well.

I got banned from Sony Defense Force forum for spamming.

There are some other forums that I spammed.

Now it's time to tell us yours!

The Electric Factory in Philadelphia for stealing bottles from behind the bar and Key Largo for trashing a hotel room and keeping many of the guests awake. The Sherrif's department asked us not to come back to the Island and since one of my friends had hidden a bag of cocaine and xanax inside a hole we had cut in the matress which the deputies were bound to find sooner or later, we decided that was probably a good idea.

i got banned for a week from this place once


that's about it *is a good boy* :)

i got banned for a week from this place once


that's about it *is a good boy* :)

I've never been banned from anything. However I did get a "don't gravedig" out of a Mod once.

I've been kicked out of several pubs and bars in Leicester, but never actually banned. Nearly got banned from one of the Wetherspoon's pubs in town for piling up glasses and ashtrays and taking photos...then laughing when the whole thing came crashing down just as the manager was walking past.

I don't think it helped that we were all wearing fake moustaches at the time...

None.

I got perma-banned from the Garden of Eden. Im still hoping to appeal to a higher court

My self and one of my brothers recived life time bans from a place called the Alpha Club. Why?

Heh for shitting on the floor!


Well we were only 2 years old and 6 months respectivly.

My self and one of my brothers recived life time bans from a place called the Alpha Club. Why?

Heh for shitting on the floor!


Well we were only 2 years old and 6 months respectivly.

we used to get adults doing that on the dance floor of the club i used to work in. usually in a corner which is bad enough but one time, actually before i started there, a turd was found right in the middle of the floor with a baseball cap placed over it.

democratic underground for posting reason and logic vs emotion and feelings

The universe, but those scientology fuckers can't stop me, for I am LORD XENU!!!~!!!

we used to get adults doing that on the dance floor of the club i used to work in. usually in a corner which is bad enough but one time, actually before i started there, a turd was found right in the middle of the floor with a baseball cap placed over it.

Was it a San Diego Padres baseball cap? :p

I got banned from using the internet at my school for, obviously, doing stupid things.. It wasn't a life ban though.

So far as I know I've never been banned from any site. Am I doing something wrong? :p

HotRodia, you want I should do you a favor? ;)

HotRodia, you want I should do you a favor? ;)

Tempting.

But I think I'll earn my first ban the old fashioned way. By going to a site full of loonies and being all too reasonable. Or is it the other way around? ;)

we used to get adults doing that on the dance floor of the club i used to work in. usually in a corner which is bad enough but one time, actually before i started there, a turd was found right in the middle of the floor with a baseball cap placed over it.
LOL

I got kicked out of a Pub once an denied entry and then i was um banned from here once or twice.
Second time deservedly so.

The universe, but those scientology fuckers can't stop me, for I am LORD XENU!!!~!!!

Hurrah, for crazy scientologist bullshit!!

I got banned from a Young Republican meeting because I said i was against the Iraqi war. They called me a traitorous illegal immigrant and kicked me out.

I also got banned from a Democrats of College on my campus because I was Pro-Life. They told me to go back to Mexico and drink some tequila

I am surrounded by racist political assholes

God it sucks being a moderate.

The funniest place I got banned from was the Library. I was in one of the study rooms with my now Ex girlfriend Holly...well you can fill in the blanks there :D

I got banned from a few places so far (not bad for a 17 year old lad). Been banned from my school network (been threatened with bannage from uni network), been banned from 3 pubs (so far) in Dundee where i moved less than 3 months ago... and i have been banned from 2 locals back in my original home town. :p