NationStates Jolt Archive

We all know that evil corporations control the world.:eek: That's a given. In today's world, you can't go one day without an evil corporation exploiting you for its evil corporate purposes.

Whether it's constructing an evil corporate baby killing machine, or destroying the rain forest for sexual pleasure, evil corporations our destroying our lives.

So instead of doing anything about it, let's complain about which corporations have CORPORATIZED you today.

Me-

Microsoft- I've been compelled to use Windows.
Wal-mart- I've been compelled to use shitty merchandise.

It's just unbearable. Fight the corporate power!:upyours:

Corporations <-- :mp5: <-- me, being a REBEL fighting the corporate power.

Hell, I am an evil corporation!

(Well, not yet. But I will be.)

Microsoft and Nintendo.

LMAO @ your sig, New Genoa! :D

Anyways, let's see here...

I'm going to use Logic.

Haliburton was made richer through the Iraq war
The Iraq war was [allegedly] started to make Haliburton richer
The U.S. economy stinks now because of that war
The economy affects my life everyday
I'm an American

Therefore, Haliburton is making me poorer.

Microsoft and Nintendo.

Did they implant their corporate mind control devices in your anal areas as well?

LMAO @ your sig, New Genoa! :D

Anyways, let's see here...

I'm going to use Logic.

Haliburton was made richer through the Iraq war
The Iraq war was [allegedly] started to make Haliburton richer
The U.S. economy stinks now because of that war
The economy affects my life everyday
I'm an American

Therefore, Haliburton is making me poorer.

I hate to break it to you, but the corporations have already monopolized "Logic." You're one of them now.

I hate to break it to you, but the corporations have already monopolized "Logic." You're one of them now.

ARGH!

Well, I've always wanted to pursue a Master's in Economics.

None.

I went to a concert.

None.

I went to a concert.

Derka Der! Dey tuk eur jugh!

But, who sponsered the concert?

Derka Der! Dey tuk eur jugh!

But, who sponsered the concert?

It was prolly the Union of Corporations For The Extinction of Baby Seals and Aborted Fetuses.

ARGH!

Well, I've always wanted to pursue a Master's in Economics.

What about an urge to exploit the Chinese children for labor?

What about an urge to exploit the Chinese children for labor?

That's Associate's speak.

Did they implant their corporate mind control devices in your anal areas as well?


Gawd I hope not.

It was prolly the Union of Corporations For The Extinction of Baby Seals and Aborted Fetuses.


HFHDJKHSGJH~!!!?!?@??!

CHRISTIANS! DERKA DER!.

Wal-Mart, Logitech, several aviation companies, Acura, etc. :D

Bah, stop gang banging corporations. They're just out to make a dishonest buck, only they're more efficient and straightforward about doing so then mom and pop operations.

Bah, stop gang banging corporations.

Impossible. Corporation aren't misfortuned girls.

The war in Iraq was started just to make a dishonest buck

Fixed.

Gawd I hope not.

You mean to tell me that the man who broke my anus with rubber fist was a homosexual?

You mean to tell me that the man who broke my anus with rubber fist was a homosexual?

I know nothing of you anus! :eek:

Derka Der! Dey tuk eur jugh!

But, who sponsered the concert?

No idea.

And the band even gave some of the procedes to local charities.. so..

Fixed.

Yet we're losing shit loads of money.

Yet we're losing shit loads of money.

The corporations are siphoning the money for their own evil purposes to create this: :gundge:

The corporations are siphoning the money for their own evil purposes to create this: :gundge:

Riiiiight..

Impossible. Corporation aren't misfortuned girls.

They're criminals just like us in this prison called Earth, and you can't deny that criminals gang bang each other in prison.

They're criminals just like us in this prison called Earth, and you can't deny that criminals gang bang each other in prison.

I dropped the soap.

Riiiiight..

Look at it. Its pure evil. Even worse than Hitler, which means "Corporate Bastard" in German, mind you.

I dropped the soap.

Bubba, have mercy!

I sold my soul to the Sony Empire when I was 5...

:D You've made my day. Bravo, funny man.

The Ohio State University!

Not really a corpration, but they own my soul...

I sold 8 hours of my time to Yum Brands, Inc. today. I'll be doing the same tomorrow. Damn, college is expensive....

Disney

After I got back from watching the Purdue-IU game at Ross-Ade (BOILER UP!!! We got the Old Oaken Bucket!), I went home and watched Michigan-OSU on ABC.

I sold 8 hours of my time to Yum Brands, Inc. today. I'll be doing the same tomorrow. Damn, college is expensive....I spent my fair share of time at a Pizza Hut. My condolences.

An RTDA affiliated, yet independently owned and operated, shop consumed my "labor" (ha!) today and exchanged it for money.

I spent my fair share of time at a Pizza Hut. My condolences.

My time is spent at KFC. It's not terrible, but it's not great. I'm left to my own devices in the kitchen, so it's bearable.

Luckily, today I havn't done too bad... but still...

Microsoft(windows)
McDonalds(breakfast, wasn't my choice)
Coke(Bah, I love you bastards too much)
Camel..whatever company makes camels(love the addiction!)

Other than that, I think I've been safe today...

Othat than crying over the fact I can't get a Wii.

LMAO @ your sig, New Genoa! :D

Anyways, let's see here...

I'm going to use Logic.

Haliburton was made richer through the Iraq war
The Iraq war was [allegedly] started to make Haliburton richer
The U.S. economy stinks now because of that war
The economy affects my life everyday
I'm an American

Therefore, Haliburton is making me poorer.

you should have bought stock in brown and root...lol..halliburton just pays for my parties.

and yes i know brown and root...lol...is an agent of haliburton..gotta love rich fucks.

Othat than crying over the fact I can't get a Wii.

My buddy just messaged me saying that he got one at Walmart. I'd like to go stab him, but I'm too tired to drive the 20 miles to his house. Perhaps Monday after I'm done with classes for the day.

My buddy just messaged me saying that he got one at Walmart. I'd like to go stab him, but I'm too tired to drive the 20 miles to his house. Perhaps Monday after I'm done with classes for the day.

I would probably have one right this second, if I had 270 dollars.

Sadly, I have to solicite a friend of mine to try and get a chance to play it.

The bastards I loathe & despise the most control me every time I go to work! I'm in the petrochemical transpot industry; a tankerman! I have to deal with the Shell/Motivas, Exxon/Mobiles, & Marathons of the world! No, I'm not happy about it, but I must do what I must do to pay the bills and feed the kids!

Nintendo, for compelling me to clean up my s***-hole of a town in Animal Crossing.