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You know the one, My hump? Well, I always thought that dim witted **** who sings it was talking about her ass or something. Nope. Turns out it's about a transsexual's package.

http://jannis.to/daily/archives/674-Black-Eyed-Peas-My-Humps.html

DCD, you have just made my day, and not for the first time. :fluffle:

that dim witted **** who sings it

Oh, look who's bitter about the fabulous **** he'll never be having...

Oh, look who's bitter about the fabulous **** he'll never be having...

Who's bitter? I seriously don't like her. I don't insult celebrities I'd like to bang.

Who's bitter? I seriously don't like her. I don't insult celebrities I'd like to bang.

Please, like you'd even be in Fergie's league.

Please, like you'd even be in Fergie's league.

Who cares? Why are you so obsessed with Fergie? Aren't you supposed to be gay?

You know the one, My hump? Well, I always thought that dim witted **** who sings it was talking about her ass or something. Nope. Turns out it's about a transsexual's package.

http://jannis.to/daily/archives/674-Black-Eyed-Peas-My-Humps.html

I didn't find that song really all that annoying - I'd be happy if it actually *was* about a tranny...

Please, like you'd even be in Fergie's league.

She'd only be worth as an arm piece. I suppose many are into the idiot celebrity type though she is better looking then the other idiots like Jessica Simpson. Hopefully people would like to have an occassional semi-intelligent conversation which I doubt Fergie could provide.

Who cares? Why are you so obsessed with Fergie? Aren't you supposed to be gay?

What, you're bitching like a schoolgirl who skinned her knee when someone doesn't stand idly by as you refer to a woman as a "dimwitted ****?" Me being gay has nothing to do with not standing for chauvinist crap - or even crap that attempts to treat transsexuality as a subject worthy of derision.

Hopefully people would like to have an occassional semi-intelligent conversation which I doubt Fergie could provide.

That's an exquisitely ironic comment. Excuse me while I savour it.

You know the one, My hump? Well, I always thought that dim witted **** who sings it was talking about her ass or something. Nope. Turns out it's about a transsexual's package.

http://jannis.to/daily/archives/674-Black-Eyed-Peas-My-Humps.html

I want you to know that because of you, that damn song is running in my head again.

I hate you. :p

What, you're bitching like a schoolgirl who skinned her knee when someone doesn't stand idly by as you refer to a woman as a "dimwitted ****?" Me being gay has nothing to do with not standing for chauvinist crap - or even crap that attempt to treat transsexuality as a subject worthy of derision.

Ok, maybe it is chauvinistic crap, but I'm not making fun of transsexuals. It's just that the picture when combined with the lyrics of the song strikes me as funny. You're just getting all defensive for some reason.

EDIT It's not even chauvinistic. If I referred to women in general as dim witted cunts it would be, but I only insulted one woman.

to treat transsexuality as a subject worthy of derision.

thank you.

question: what's your signature from? for some reason it brings to mind Noir Désir...though I don't speak french.

That's an exquisitely ironic comment. Excuse me while I savour it.

In what way is it ironic?

*awaits breathlessly*

Please, like you'd even be in Fergie's league.

Fergie is a nasty looking whore. Did you ever see the pic where she pissed her pants on stage? I wouldn't touch her if you paid me.

Or that could just be a coincidental shadow on her crotch.

Or that could just be a coincidental shadow on her crotch.

Or maybe she's shoplifting a zucchini. No, you're probably right. Just a shadow.

Infantile in the extreme. There's plenty of ways to criticise that awful song without bringing in the "OMG it kinda looks like that person might be a tranny" angle. Yay for perpetuating intolerance through the use of humour.

I've always thought Fergie had a package...

Or maybe she's shoplifting a zucchini. No, you're probably right. Just a shadow.

Would you dance with a zucchini in your pants? :p

Ok, maybe it is chauvinistic crap, but I'm not making fun of transsexuals. It's just that the picture when combined with the lyrics of the song strikes me as funny. You're just getting all defensive for some reason.

Why do you find it funny? Exactly.

EDIT It's not even chauvinistic. If I referred to women in general as dim witted cunts it would be, but I only insulted one woman.

"I only called one Jew a kike..."

thank you.

question: what's your signature from? for some reason it brings to mind Noir Désir...though I don't speak french.

It's from "Air des clochettes," which is an aria in the opera "Lakmé" by Leo Delibes. The aria itself is a legend about an "untouchable" Hindu girl who ends up being elevated to the stars for saving an avatar of Vishnu from being devoured by wild animals.

In what way is it ironic?

*awaits breathlessly*

It is ironic in that you doubt Fergie's ability to hold an intelligent conversation, as the same "doubt" could equally be expressed about you. What's that? I don't know you and I'm not in any way qualified to make that judgement? Didn't stop you...

Fergie is a nasty looking whore. Did you ever see the pic where she pissed her pants on stage? I wouldn't touch her if you paid me.

http://img109.exs.cx/img109/398/standards4wn.jpg

Sure.

Would you dance with a zucchini in your pants? :p

Sure. Maybe someone would think I'm hung like a mule.

Please, like you'd even be in Fergie's league.

Fass defending a celebrity...

Fass defending a celebrity...

The depths we sink to for our principles...

http://img109.exs.cx/img109/398/standards4wn.jpg

Sure.

right........:rolleyes:

Why do you find it funny? Exactly.
You know how some jokes rely on you thinking one thing and then substituting a different interpretation? Well it's that.


"I only called one Jew a kike..."

Nope. It's not a racial, religious or sexist slur. It's one of those insults that singles our one particular person rather than trying to smear a group. It's like calling someone a dick.

<snipped>

Sure. Maybe someone would think I'm hung like a mule.

Mules are scary. :eek:

Did you ever see the pic where she pissed her pants on stage?
Eeeew... who does that?!

Ok, maybe it is chauvinistic crap, but I'm not making fun of transsexuals. It's just that the picture when combined with the lyrics of the song strikes me as funny. You're just getting all defensive for some reason.

EDIT It's not even chauvinistic. If I referred to women in general as dim witted cunts it would be, but I only insulted one woman.
It wasn't chauvinistic and you are right, she is a hody crack whore.

You know how some jokes rely on you thinking one thing and then substituting a different interpretation? Well it's that.

Substituting it for an interpretation that finds hilarity at someone looking *gasp* that they might not be the biological sex they are presenting to the public. Still sounds a very suspect type of humour to me.

It is ironic in that you doubt Fergie's ability to hold an intelligent conversation, as the same "doubt" could equally be expressed about you. What's that? I don't know you and I'm not in any way qualified to make that judgement? Didn't stop you...

Perhaps it is a generalization of women of Fergie's type but I have seen enough interviews that clearly demonstrates that you would hear an echo in the head of women like her. Perhaps though Fergie is an exception to that rule. Who knows?

You know how some jokes rely on you thinking one thing and then substituting a different interpretation? Well it's that.

Those jokes rely on the substituting element being something that one should laugh at. You apparently are of the opinion that pre-operative transsexuals should be laughed at, or that being a pre-operative transsexual is something that should attract ridicule.

Nope. It's not a racial, religious or sexist slur.

Then you must have some very strange and inaccurate definition of "sexist."

It's one of those insults that singles our one particular person rather than trying to smear a group. It's like calling someone a dick.

Yeah, because "dick" is so comparable to "****." :rolleyes:

Perhaps it is a generalization of women of Fergie's type but I have seen enough interviews that clearly demonstrates that you would hear an echo in the head of women like her. Perhaps though Fergie is an exception to that rule. Who knows?

Well, you obviously don't. I also resent your comment about a certain "type" of woman.

Yeah, because "dick" is so comparable to "****." :rolleyes:
I thought it was.

Though I don't really call girls cunts, only boys and things. Not that I'm classifying boys as things, but most girls don't respond to being called cunts very well while boys don't give a shit.

Well, you obviously don't.

And neither do you, so why are you berating them?

And neither do you, so why are you berating them?

I didn't call her a "dimwitted ****" or "crack whore" or "stupid airhead who probably can't hold an intelligent conversation because she is a certain 'type' of woman." That's why I get to berate them for having called her those things, you know, because they did call her those things. What's unclear about this to you?

Those jokes rely on the substituting element being something that one should laugh at. You apparently are of the opinion that pre-operative transsexuals should be laughed at, or that being a pre-operative transsexual is something that should attract ridicule.
Bullshit. You're overly sensitive. Not every joke is mean spirited. I wonder what you do find funny. Not much at all would be my guess. Among my friends we bust each other's balls with jokes and insults all the time. It's not hurtful, it's fun. I get the feeling if your friends did the same you'd end up lecturing them for hours.


Then you must have some very strange and inaccurate definition of "sexist."



Yeah, because "dick" is so comparable to "****." :rolleyes:
How are they not comparable? They're both insults that refer to the ONE particular person you're talking about as a piece of genetalia.

Is it just me, or is pretty much everyone on this thread violating TOS as hard as they can?

Well, you obviously don't. I also resent your comment about a certain "type" of woman.

Resent all you like. I am not going to apologize when you only have to turn on the news and hear some of the idiotic things then comes out of the mouths of the Britney Spears and Paris Hiltons breed of celebrity. Their own actions prove they fit a certain "type" no matter how you try to cover it up with PC crap.

Is it just me, or is pretty much everyone on this thread violating TOS as hard as they can?

There's been worse.

There's been worse.

Well, I s'pose that's true...

Is it just me, or is pretty much everyone on this thread violating TOS as hard as they can?

Um...it may not be just you, but I definitely don't see it.

That said, this thread seems to be going nowhere way too fast. Feel free to continue the discussion about chauvinism etc by making a thread on it.

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