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...that when you take a shower with your boyfriend or husband or whatever, if you let him wash you that your boobs and crotch get so much cleaner than the rest of your body? :confused:

really? I need to test this out...


any female volunteers wanna join me in a scientific experiment? :p

...that when you take a shower with your boyfriend or husband or whatever, if you let him wash you that your boobs and crotch get so much cleaner than the rest of your body? :confused:

there's a rest of the body?

Yes, that is a notable problem with having a man wash you... :p

really? I need to test this out...


any female volunteers wanna join me in a scientific experiment? :p

you need video poof to show your hard work
i volunteer to help you
as you be busy using your hands with the experiment

you need video poof to show your hard work
i volunteer to help you
as you be busy using your hands with the experiment



and I wouldn't mind holding the volunteer under a microscope to determine levels of dirt.

I imagine anyone who does volunteer to already be very very dirty.

there's a rest of the body?

Well, there's the butt and, ummm.....


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ummm....



:confused:

Well, there's the butt and, ummm.....


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ummm....



:confused:


well you named everything of importance

A+

and I wouldn't mind holding the volunteer under a microscope to determine levels of dirt.

I imagine anyone who does volunteer to already be very very dirty.

well... there is a lotion that can be spread on the body before the shower... then after the shower, a black light will reveal if any is left on the skin.

I remember it being used to teach preschoolers the importance of washing hands.


so someone needs to spread the lotion on the subject first... then the shower... and then a recording of any residue...


and for authenticity, we'll need several runs... plus the control... :D

So does this also happen if a woman washes another woman?

...

Well? Does it?

So does this also happen if a woman washes another woman?

...

Well? Does it?

I couldn't say for sure, but in certain cases, I suspect it would. :p

So does this also happen if a woman washes another woman?

...

Well? Does it?

Good question... we can add that to the test...
*jots down on notepad.*
Gravlen, your job is to round up some volunteers! :D

all we need is for some one to back us with money

all we need is for some one to back us with money

:D

Your kidding.... right?

;)

Well I'd imagine the back would be cleaner than normal, or maybe females are more flexible than me.

I'm not surprised if the OP is right though. Boobs and crotch would get special attention, But I'd expect midriff, back, shoulders, not so much arms and legs.

:D

Your kidding.... right?

;)

its to buy drink for the party and other things we may need ;)

its to buy drink with for the party and other things we may need ;)
How dare you restrict human scientific progress by charging money! :mad: I say pull this person off the experiment. I will be happy to replace him in this noble endeavour for absolutely free. :D

How dare you restrict human scientific progress by charging money! :mad: I say pull this person off the experiment. I will be happy to replace him in this noble endeavour for absolutely free. :D

i was thinking of stage two of it
still am

No soap near naughty parts! (Jees, is that a statement to children or what, "Naughty Parts")


Basically I'm saying you should shower with me, just for fun.

You step under the water, get drenched, get lathered up with soap/shampoo, rinse, and come back out.

How in the world do you notice which body part is cleaner? Please, do tell me! I must know this!

You just feel cleaner, or notice alot of extra attention being spent there ;)

...that when you take a shower with your boyfriend or husband or whatever, if you let him wash you that your boobs and crotch get so much cleaner than the rest of your body? :confused:

Now that you mention it...

well... there is a lotion that can be spread on the body before the shower... then after the shower, a black light will reveal if any is left on the skin.

I remember it being used to teach preschoolers the importance of washing hands.


so someone needs to spread the lotion on the subject first... then the shower... and then a recording of any residue...


and for authenticity, we'll need several runs... plus the control... :D

speaking of.......we used some of that in a class once I think they were talking about spreading germs or something and they didn't tell us that it was on whatever it was they were passing around the room and so then when they turned off the lights and turned on the black light there was the glow in the dark stuff all over everyone......I had some on my hands, and some on my face..which explains why I used to be sick all the time, and the guy next to me had some on his......uh.......crotch area. :eek: and nowhere else (except his hands of course)

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anyway, about the shower........my husband appreciates all of my body, so it seems equally clean.

I've never noticed my boobs and crotch getting extra clean...

I do notice that it's a lot more fun... and takes a lot longer usually... but really, that's well worth it.

I couldn't say for sure, but in certain cases, I suspect it would. :p

I'll get the loofa, you get another girl.

I did it today, and all I noticed is that I spent most of the time cold because I couldn't stand under the water. Stupid flat heating.

Well. You want to be thorough...

It's kind of obvious.
http://www.peachmountain.com/5star/images/AberdeenProvingGrounds/20060509_2306_NSengupta_AberdeenProvingGroundss.jpg

Harles wins this thread.

Sweet.
I strongly suggest everyone who can, watches 'Kiwis at War' right now it is on Channel One...
Upham FTW!

It's kind of obvious.
http://www.peachmountain.com/5star/images/AberdeenProvingGrounds/20060509_2306_NSengupta_AberdeenProvingGroundss.jpg

Either I don't get it or "LOL! Phallic symbol!".

Every time my ex and I shared a shower I just needed another one shortly afterwards. And he made me late for work.

Sweet.
I strongly suggest everyone who can, watches 'Kiwis at War' right now it is on Channel One...
Upham FTW!

we dont get it here

Every time my ex and I shared a shower I just needed another one shortly afterwards. And he made me late for work.

you work night or day

How dare you restrict human scientific progress by charging money! :mad: I say pull this person off the experiment. I will be happy to replace him in this noble endeavour for absolutely free. :D

I will glady put up funding for this monumentous experiment. It will shock the scientific community to the core.

With that, I shall also videotape each experiment, although for accurate results, I cannot stress this well enough, the "washer" must remain out of frame at all times. Please for the love of god stay out of the frame. Our entire experiment relies upon this point.

As for the actual question at hand: I have no idea. Have never showered with a female(Or male, for that matter, you sickos). I'm self conscious. In laymens, I'm hairy. Very hairy. Wait... to much information has been released.

I will glady put up funding for this monumentous experiment. It will shock the scientific community to the core.

With that, I shall also videotape each experiment, although for accurate results, I cannot stress this well enough, the "washer" must remain out of frame at all times. Please for the love of god stay out of the frame. Our entire experiment relies upon this point.

As for the actual question at hand: I have no idea. Have never showered with a female(Or male, for that matter, you sickos). I'm self conscious. In laymens, I'm hairy. Very hairy. Wait... to much information has been released.

IF washer female are they to stay in frame too

IF washer female are they to stay in frame too

That would be the second half. It is necessary for both females to be in frame, so as to observe if the washer female in turn is more clean in said areas. It is all very scientific.

You step under the water, get drenched, get lathered up with soap/shampoo, rinse, and come back out.

How in the world do you notice which body part is cleaner? Please, do tell me! I must know this!
I agree with this.

BTW, what is the significance of Harlesburg's panther tank?

Either I don't get it or "LOL! Phallic symbol!".
Nah it isn't a joke or nothing, i just needed somewhere to store that pic whilst looking up something else.

However the Panzer V/Panther is indeed a Phallic Symbol.

Nah it isn't a joke or nothing, i just needed somewhere to store that pic whilst looking up something else.

However the Panzer V/Panther is indeed a Phallic Symbol.

The Tiger II is bigger. Manly men have Tiger IIs.

Yes, that is a notable problem with having a man wash you... :p
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Good times, good times. :(
I agree with this.

BTW, what is the significance of Harlesburg's panther tank?
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The Tiger II is bigger. Manly men have Tiger IIs.
True the Panther had said mechanical problems when it first came into service, you could say it was 'soft' i guess, but by the time the Tiger II came into service it had a habit of being stranded without any juice* left.
*fuel

But thiat is maybe a Panther G so no mechanical problems.:cool:

...that when you take a shower with your boyfriend or husband or whatever, if you let him wash you that your boobs and crotch get so much cleaner than the rest of your body? :confused:

Well, they are the "dirtiest" parts. ;)

I did it today, and all I noticed is that I spent most of the time cold because I couldn't stand under the water. Stupid flat heating.

Heh.
A lot of couples shower together. It's supposed to be romantic and sensual. Truth? It's not all it's cracked up to be. Because one of you is not getting water. One of you, therefore, is not taking a shower.
Let's be honest; one of you is having a great time, it's terrific. The other one is in the back going, "You got a sweater up there? Maybe a windbreaker? Something with a hood would be nice. I would get it, but my ass is frozen to the wall here."

...that when you take a shower with your boyfriend or husband or whatever, if you let him wash you that your boobs and crotch get so much cleaner than the rest of your body? :confused:Huh.. and during sex, they get much dirtier than the rest fo the body. I wonder if there's a connection.

The Tiger II is bigger. Manly men have Tiger IIs.
Bah. Real men have Iosef Stalins, and real real men have Mammoths.

The only thing I notice is that the waters far too cold, and because he's a foot taller than me, the shower heads far too high up :(

The only thing I notice is that the waters far too cold, and because he's a foot taller than me, the shower heads far too high up :(

I keep the shower insanely hot, so he doesn't last long in the shower.

I'll get the loofa, you get another girl. I got the Loofa... you can search for another girl... *Grabs TBD and heads for the showers* :p

I will glady put up funding for this monumentous experiment. It will shock the scientific community to the core.

With that, I shall also videotape each experiment, although for accurate results, I cannot stress this well enough, the "washer" must remain out of frame at all times. Please for the love of god stay out of the frame. Our entire experiment relies upon this point.

As for the actual question at hand: I have no idea. Have never showered with a female(Or male, for that matter, you sickos). I'm self conscious. In laymens, I'm hairy. Very hairy. Wait... to much information has been released.nah.. the washer has to remain in the frame, to study where the attention is always at.

oh, and I'm Okinawan... ;)

IF washer female are they to stay in frame too err... yes... definately... :p

I got the Loofa... you can search for another girl... *Grabs TBD and heads for the showers* :p

nah.. the washer has to remain in the frame, to study where the attention is always at.

oh, and I'm Okinawan... ;)

err... yes... definately... :p

good just love this
*checks lens*

You'll need my expertise to ensure that the water and cleaning implements are of the same quality throughout the test. I'll have to be on hand for this of course, so I may as well record everything from a different angle. No point in me sitting round doing nothing. :D

You'll need my expertise to ensure that the water and cleaning implements are of the same quality throughout the test. I'll have to be on hand for this of course, so I may as well record everything from a different angle. No point in me sitting round doing nothing. :D

if you get in fame ill tell you to move it
and welcame to the team
*get name and numbers*

We have forgotten about the Heisenberg uncertainty principle.

By performing experiments under specific conditions, we're changing the results we're likely to find. Human behavior factors would augment this effect.

Of course, we'd need someone who isn't afraid of being seen as a horn-dog.

*realises who he's talking to*

Oh...carry on then you all. (LOL):cool:

*done spoiling the party*

We have forgotten about the Heisenberg uncertainty principle.

By performing experiments under specific conditions, we're changing the results we're likely to find. Human behavior factors would augment this effect.

Of course, we'd need someone who isn't afraid of being seen as a horn-dog.

*realises who he's talking to*

Oh...carry on then you all. (LOL):cool:

*done spoiling the party*

actually... that's correct...

so we have to use Hidden Cameras... with remote controls... and zoom features..

and they have to be placed all over to cover any and all angles...

and to put the vict... subjects at ease, it would be best to use their homes... :D

actually... that's correct...

so we have to use Hidden Cameras... with remote controls... and zoom features..

and they have to be placed all over to cover any and all angles...

and to put the vict... subjects at ease, it would be best to use their homes... :D

I know people who know people who know of people who have cameras already in place, from other......eh.........studies.

actually... that's correct...

so we have to use Hidden Cameras... with remote controls... and zoom features..

and they have to be placed all over to cover any and all angles...

and to put the vict... subjects at ease, it would be best to use their homes... :D

yes they need to be at ease

Bah. Real men have Iosef Stalins, and real real men have Mammoths.
That just isn't true, the Panther was a worthy adversary, the Stalin was too bulky and um flacid...

That just isn't true, the Panther was a worthy adversary, the Stalin was too bulky and um flacid...

so true