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Whoa! (http://www.consumerist.com/consumer/china/wanted-singing-kungfu-stewardesses-197120.php)

As well as being aged between 18 and 24 with a knowledge of Korean, skilled in singing and dancing and of "nice appearance", the new flight attendants will be trained as "part-time security guards" on the flights. "There's no specific type of martial art we require, it could be kung fu or tae kwon do," said Cai Chao, a Sichuan Airlines spokesperson.

Do they do international flights???

She's hot, but she's confused. Those are Escrima sticks. She should be doing Fillipino martial arts.

She's hot, but she's confused. Those are Escrima sticks. She should be doing Fillipino martial arts.

Eh, sure why not? So long as it works...

She's hot, but she's confused. Those are Escrima sticks. She should be doing Fillipino martial arts.

Escrima, the art of whooping your ass with a twig.

any form of Marial Arts... so it's not just Kung Fu, but can be Savate, boxing, wrestling...

hmmm... I wonder if other flights would start taking cues from this. :p

It would stop those drunkards from pinching their asses... :D

....Sichuan Airlines....

*writes down*

Sure, very hot but how many guys can handle the knowledge that their date can kick their ass with ease? Must cause many a bruised ego.

Sure, very hot but how many guys can handle the knowledge that their date can kick their ass with ease? Must cause many a bruised ego.

I can!


and a bruised Ego is the last thing they would worry about... :D

Sure, very hot but how many guys can handle the knowledge that their date can kick their ass with ease? Must cause many a bruised ego.

Well, I'd like to think I'd just face facts and offer no resistance....

Bugger the bruised ego!

remember the Family Guy episode where the wife gets martial arts training and goes on the rampage?

now that is cool!

I find women who can beat my ass to be very erotic. :)

She's hot, but she's confused. Those are Escrima sticks. She should be doing Fillipino martial arts.

Indeed. Kali ftw!

Escrima, the art of whooping your ass with a twig.

That's the one, which is fine unless someone pulls out something that's not a stick and pwns your ass with it!:p

Girl in the OP's pic is hawt! But I feel the need to show teh true sexiness of a kung-fu goddess! (pic of Ziyi Zhang from House of Flying Daggers)

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m92/matthewthirlwell/house5.jpg

...besides, any girl who can do that would be fun IMO -this section is edited for PG-13-

Sure, very hot but how many guys can handle the knowledge that their date can kick their ass with ease? Must cause many a bruised ego.

I've dated a couple of ladies who did full contact boxing and hard core Tae Kwon Do respectively. No ego problems. It was a bit odd on a date with the boxer when she had a black eye and evey guy in the place we went for dinner seemed to be drilling visual holes in the damned dirty white boy who'd obviously been beating on that poor little nice J girl.... ;)

I've dated a couple of ladies who did full contact boxing and hard core Tae Kwon Do respectively. No ego problems. It was a bit odd on a date with the boxer when she had a black eye and evey guy in the place we went for dinner seemed to be drilling visual holes in the damned dirty white boy who'd obviously been beating on that poor little nice J girl.... ;)

You brute! :D That must have been quite an uncomfortable meal.

I've dated a couple of ladies who did full contact boxing and hard core Tae Kwon Do respectively. No ego problems. It was a bit odd on a date with the boxer when she had a black eye and evey guy in the place we went for dinner seemed to be drilling visual holes in the damned dirty white boy who'd obviously been beating on that poor little nice J girl.... ;)

LOL!!! Yeah that could get a bit dicey!

You brute! :D That must have been quite an uncomfortable meal.

LOL!!! Yeah that could get a bit dicey!

Uncomfortable to some degree for sure. But as far as dicy, it was a cool sort of role reversal. Nobody gave us trouble, but I'm pretty sure S.-chan would have made it quite clear if anyone had actually voiced a complaint.

I must say I have an attraction to a certain type of strong woman. No push-overs need apply. Each of my long term lady friends has had a very respectable strength, in one form or another, and I'd not have it any other way.

The funniest was YR-chan. Very strong brusk personality, very much the steriotypical Osaka woman, but a total M in private....

I approve.

Uncomfortable to some degree for sure. But as far as dicy, it was a cool sort of role reversal. Nobody gave us trouble, but I'm pretty sure S.-chan would have made it quite clear if anyone had actually voiced a complaint.

I must say I have an attraction to a certain type of strong woman. No push-overs need apply. Each of my long term lady friends has had a very respectable strength, in one form or another, and I'd not have it any other way.

The funniest was YR-chan. Very strong brusk personality, very much the steriotypical Osaka woman, but a total M in private....

M? YR? S? Did I miss something? What sort of code is this?

M? YR? S? Did I miss something? What sort of code is this?

Sorry for that. YR-chan and S.-chan were initials as indicated by the "." and "-chan". "Chan" is the familiar suffix in Japanese, and I applied it without thinking. M is short for masochist.

S.-chan was the girlfriend who was a boxer, and had the black eye at dinner. YR was the very typical Osaka woman, who was, against the stereotype, a complete submissive and masochist in the bedroom.

Sorry for that. YR-chan and S.-chan were initials as indicated by the "." and "-chan". "Chan" is the familiar suffix in Japanese, and I applied it without thinking. M is short for masochist.

S.-chan was the girlfriend who was a boxer, and had the black eye at dinner. YR was the very typical Osaka woman, who was, against the stereotype, a complete submissive and masochist in the bedroom.

Ah, got it. (b^_^)b

any form of Marial Arts... so it's not just Kung Fu, but can be Savate, boxing, wrestling...

hmmm... I wonder if other flights would start taking cues from this. :p

It would stop those drunkards from pinching their asses... :D

No, I would still pinch her ass...and then I would hope she was grappler....yes honey make me submit.

Sorry for that. YR-chan and S.-chan were initials as indicated by the "." and "-chan". "Chan" is the familiar suffix in Japanese, and I applied it without thinking. M is short for masochist.

S.-chan was the girlfriend who was a boxer, and had the black eye at dinner. YR was the very typical Osaka woman, who was, against the stereotype, a complete submissive and masochist in the bedroom.Yep... got that... now this YR... what was her name? and address... phone number too... oh and send pic...
*readies pad and paper.* :D

No, I would still pinch her ass...and then I would hope she was grappler....yes honey make me submit.*remembers WWE China's Low Blow move...*

err... you might want to rethink that... unless you want to have some Ice Cream for you Crushed Nuts...