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I'm sure there are only maybe three people here who know what I'm talking about, but I'm posting on the off chance anyone has heard any news about Lil' Jimmy Norton's recent arrest.

Who's Jim Norton?

Who's Jim Norton?

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This is lil' Jimmy Norton. Look at the poor little fella. He won't last a week in prison.

Who is that?

Who's Jim Norton?

Comedian.

I dunno why he was arrested. Didn't even know he was arrested. I bet it has something to do with the ladies, though. Norton loves the ladies ... in a creepy way.

I just heard he was arrested this morning-no idea any details-I had to sign off O & A to do some other stuff, missed any reasons,if they gave any.
They werent talking much about it, oddly enough and they had another comic in studio to help out while Jimmy is out.

I just heard he was arrested this morning-no idea any details-I had to sign off O & A to do some other stuff, missed any reasons,if they gave any.
They werent talking much about it, oddly enough and they had another comic in studio to help out while Jimmy is out.

There is nothing on Wackbag either.

http://i10.tinypic.com/48mqlck.jpg

This is lil' Jimmy Norton. Look at the poor little fella. He won't last a week in prison.

He's gonna love it- right now, there is a 380 lb inmate named Tyrell, who just put a blonde wig crooked on Lil Jimmy;s hideous head....
now he's applying lipstick....
now he's...OH-SWEEET MOTHER OF GOD NO!!!!

There is nothing on Wackbag either.

I'm looking on Foundry music-they have to have something about it..


Just checked and unless I'm missing something, no updates for today yet.

In my experience, comedians are only arrested for three reasons:

1) Drugs and alcohol

2) Getting caught with a prostitute(possibly dead)

and

3) Defecating off the side of a McDonald's roof.

:)

In my experience, comedians are only arrested for three reasons:

1) Drugs and alcohol

2) Getting caught with a prostitute(possibly dead)

and

3) Defecating off the side of a McDonald's roof.

:)

Caught with a prostitute is the most likely one, but do they even arrest you for that in New York?

In my experience, comedians are only arrested for three reasons:

1) Drugs and alcohol

2) Getting caught with a prostitute(possibly dead)

and

3) Defecating off the side of a McDonald's roof.

:)

He was probably pulled over for eratic driving- they found he was drinking transvestite hooker urine from a wine glass and no seatbelt.

Caught with a prostitute is the most likely one, but do they even arrest you for that in New York?

Depends on the age of the prostitute .... we are talking about Jim Norton here. ;)

He was probably pulled over for eratic driving- they found he was drinking transvestite hooker urine from a wine glass and no seatbelt.

I could see that happening.

Depends on the age of the prostitute .... we are talking about Jim Norton here. ;)

I could imagine him picking up a large Hatian man with a bad blonde wig. "Hi Daddy" I don't think he's a kid toucher though.

I could see that happening.

with his disgusting little chocolate pudding fingers....

Who's Jim Norton?

A creepy retard who somehow convinced Comedy Central that he's funny. Trademarks include acting like the guy with the crusty trenchcoat at the playground and making lots of jokes about masturbation and date rape.

In my experience, comedians are only arrested for three reasons:

1) Drugs and alcohol

2) Getting caught with a prostitute(possibly dead)

and

3) Defecating off the side of a McDonald's roof.

:)
You missed out whacking off in a movie theatre.
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