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I'll bet he did more than cringe

The Nazz
17-11-2006, 03:50
But I can't say he didn't deserve it (http://cbs4boston.com/watercooler/watercooler_story_319165126.html)
(AP) WICHITA, Kan. A botched kidnapping ended with one of the assailants shooting himself in the groin, Wichita police said. The man had just stuck the gun back into his waistband when it fired, shooting him in the left testicle.

He cringed, causing the gun to fire again and strike him in the left calf.

So, did y'all miss me?
Liberated New Ireland
17-11-2006, 03:51
Nope.
Laerod
17-11-2006, 03:52
So, did y'all miss me?Not much, but I've been offline a lot, so that would be why ;)
Sdaeriji
17-11-2006, 03:52
Idiot. If you're going to stuff a gun in your crotch, at least have the sense to make sure the safety is engaged so you don't blow off your balls.
Kiryu-shi
17-11-2006, 03:54
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=507112&page=9

you got a few fans. (lower down in the page more)
The Nazz
17-11-2006, 03:54
Idiot. If you're going to stuff a gun in your crotch, at least have the sense to make sure the safety is engaged so you don't blow off your balls.

I was treated to a story a week ago about a frat guy at UF who apparently bet he could cut his zipper off with a chainsaw. It got a bit messy.
Congo--Kinshasa
17-11-2006, 03:55
Nazz!!!!! :D

Welcome back! :)
Whereyouthinkyougoing
17-11-2006, 03:55
Speak of the devil... :)

Lousiest poll ever.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
17-11-2006, 03:57
I was treated to a story a week ago about a frat guy at UF who apparently bet he could cut his zipper off with a chainsaw. It got a bit messy.

:eek: :eek: :eek:

>.<

Oh my God.
Pyotr
17-11-2006, 03:57
I was treated to a story a week ago about a frat guy at UF who apparently bet he could cut his zipper off with a chainsaw. It got a bit messy.

*vomits*

welcome back nazz, have you added MTAE to your ignore list yet?
Red_Letter
17-11-2006, 03:58
Probably started the evening with the phrase "Whats the worst that could happen?"
MeansToAnEnd
17-11-2006, 04:00
welcome back nazz, have you added MTAE to your ignore list yet?

He has no reason to, as I have always engaged him in intelligent debate. I don't know why so many liberals are adverse to hearing differing viewpoints, but I can only hope Nazz is not one of them.
Pyotr
17-11-2006, 04:01
He has no reason to, as I have always engaged him in intelligent debate. I don't know why so many liberals are adverse to hearing differing viewpoints, but I can only hope Nazz is not one of them.

Didn't Nazz get banned for flaming you?
Laerod
17-11-2006, 04:02
Didn't Nazz get banned for flaming you?
No, Eut, I think.
MeansToAnEnd
17-11-2006, 04:03
Didn't Nazz get banned for flaming you?

I don't think so. But if it was, my cheeks would sure be red for that last comment.
The Nazz
17-11-2006, 04:04
Didn't Nazz get banned for flaming you?

Nah. I got it for flaming Eutrusca, and I deserved it. I needed the break anyway. It was good for me.

As far as MTAE is concerned, I just stay out of his threads. He's clever enough as a troll that I admire his work on occasion, but I see no need to engage him.
Pyotr
17-11-2006, 04:06
Nah. I got it for flaming Eutrusca, and I deserved it. I needed the break anyway. It was good for me.

As far as MTAE is concerned, I just stay out of his threads. He's clever enough as a troll that I admire his work on occasion, but I see no need to engage him.

Oh, well you don't have to worry about him anymore.

{not gloating}
Laerod
17-11-2006, 04:08
Oh, well you don't have to worry about him anymore.

{not gloating}Why, did they make it a DoS? :confused:
Pyotr
17-11-2006, 04:10
Why, did they make it a DoS? :confused:

Nah, he could get another nation, but Nazz doesn't have to worry specifically about eutrusca. ;)


[Not Gloating!!!]
The Nazz
17-11-2006, 04:17
Frankly, I'd just as soon leave the subject alone all together. Thanks.
Zagat
17-11-2006, 04:18
But I can't say he didn't deserve it (http://cbs4boston.com/watercooler/watercooler_story_319165126.html)
I concur.


So, did y'all miss me?
I did.
Intra-Muros
17-11-2006, 04:28
"The men were attempting to kidnap a teen in a dispute over stereo speakers, police said."

...

Clearly not the most rational man, so shooting himself by accident seems to fit right it.
Demented Hamsters
17-11-2006, 04:37
So, did y'all miss me?
I'm sorry...you are?
Your name sounds awfully familar, but I just can't place it...
Daistallia 2104
17-11-2006, 04:50
But I can't say he didn't deserve it (http://cbs4boston.com/watercooler/watercooler_story_319165126.html)

You left out the best part:
When the shooting ended, the 23-year-old man managed to walk himself into the hospital for treatment, police said.

:eek: That's right up there with the joke about the definition of macho being jogging home from your vasectomy.

So, did y'all miss me?

Yeah. Welcome back.
Kyronea
17-11-2006, 05:14
Nah. I got it for flaming Eutrusca, and I deserved it. I needed the break anyway. It was good for me.

As far as MTAE is concerned, I just stay out of his threads. He's clever enough as a troll that I admire his work on occasion, but I see no need to engage him.

A flame for the Eut-man? Oh, do tell via telegram, please. I missed ya, by the way. I was expecting you to show up in the Mock Presidential election thread, because if you had I'd definitely consider you for my VP.

Ya know. Just saying.
JuNii
17-11-2006, 05:27
Hey Nazz. I thought I didn't see you around for a while. glad to hear you're still alive.


(I am assuming that you are not the star of that article...) ;)
Muravyets
17-11-2006, 05:28
So, did y'all miss me?

Now that I realize you were gone, yeah, I missed you like hell -- and your superfine ass, too. ;)
The Nazz
17-11-2006, 06:46
Now that I realize you were gone, yeah, I missed you like hell -- and your superfine ass, too. ;)

Well, I have been working out. ;)
Muravyets
17-11-2006, 08:38
Well, I have been working out. ;)
Then you've been having more fun than me. Most of the debates I've been in lately have devolved into running around in circles with people who either can't keep track of their own arguments, or try to deny they made arguments they can't defend, or just act dumb and make me repeat myself over and over. Ugh. I think I need a break, too. Here, keep this warm for me, will you? *hands forum to Nazz.* I'm going to go and try to write a horror novel.
Boonytopia
17-11-2006, 09:27
One can't forget someone of whom one's never heard. *kidding* ;)

I'll wager he did more than flinch too. :p
Harlesburg
18-11-2006, 07:40
Shit poll.
Only found out you were absent 3 or so days ago.
Bitchkitten
18-11-2006, 07:51
So, did y'all miss me? I was hoping you weren't gone for good. Miss you? Maybe.