NationStates Jolt Archive


Time for an Ann Richards quote:

The Black Forrest
16-11-2006, 20:30
“Ann Richards on How to Be a Good Republican: 1. You have to believe that the nation's current 8-year prosperity was due to the work of Ronald Reagan and George Bush, but yesterday's gasoline prices are all Clinton's fault. 2. You have to believe that those privileged from birth achieve success all on their own. 3. You have to be against all government programs, but expect Social Security checks on time.”

God rest her! :)
Farnhamia
16-11-2006, 20:33
“Ann Richards on How to Be a Good Republican: 1. You have to believe that the nation's current 8-year prosperity was due to the work of Ronald Reagan and George Bush, but yesterday's gasoline prices are all Clinton's fault. 2. You have to believe that those privileged from birth achieve success all on their own. 3. You have to be against all government programs, but expect Social Security checks on time.”

God rest her! :)

And rest her in peace, aye. Always did like her. And yes, on point #2, I've taken to blaming everything that happens on Clinton. Stock market hit a new high? Bill's fault. Your cat died? Bill's fault. Iraq war? Bill's fault. Try it, it works.
The Black Forrest
16-11-2006, 20:36
Hey it does work!

My car broke down! Bastard Clinton!

My garbage disposal broke! Bastard Clinton!

The airline lost most luggage! Oopps Clinton lost my luggage!