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The poll is over, and since it ended in a draw, a second poll will be put up to break the draw. go here (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=508460) to vote in it.
Group Stage Results:
Group A
Kick ass all night (5)
Don't Worry, Be Happy (6)
American Idiot (4)
Boulevard of Borken Dreams (1)
Bohemian Rapsody (1)
Enter Sandman (0)


Group B
Ice Ice Baby (7)
Crazy Frog (6)
Hey Jude (1)
Muscrat Love (1)
Schools out (0)
Chicken Dance (0)

Group C
My Humps (8)
Yummy Yummy Yummy (6)
I wanna love you tender (2)
Love Fool (1)
Take On Me (0)
You Light up My Life (0)

Group D
Achy Breaky Heart (8)
We Built this City (3)
Too Sexy (2)
Dragosta Din Tea (Numa song) (2)
Showstopper (1)
Fight for your right to Party (1)

Group E
Hollah Back Girl (5)
Jingle Bells (4)
She bangs (4)
Los Ketchup (3)
A horse with no name (1)
Alabama Song (0)

Anything by Jankenpopp, especially: Kick ass all night

Oasis' entire back catalogue, except for Acquiesce.

Anything unlistenable. That is to say, anything having screaming "vocals".

Rolf Harris version of Bohemien Rapsody

Enter Sandman performed by Pat Boone.

*shudder*

Don't Worry, Be Happy by Bobby McFarin. Bastard needs to die, slowly, while being subjected to that song.

"Boulevard of Borken Dreams" by Green Day.

The board's server doesn't have enough storage on it for me to be able to extoll all that song's failings.

Enter Sandman performed by Pat Boone.

*shudder*
Hey, don't hate. In a Metal Mood was one of the great musical-masterpeices of the 90's, right up there with Leonard Nimoy's musical career in sheer brilliance.

Mack the Knife-Westlife's cover

They are unworthy of that or any other song, but that's the one that sticks out in my mind.

Hey, don't hate. In a Metal Mood was one of the great musical-masterpeices of the 90's, right up there with Leonard Nimoy's musical career in sheer brilliance.

If in sheer brilliance, you are referring to the weaponization of music in order to destroy offending planets, then I agree. :)

Don't Worry, Be Happy by Bobby McFarin. Bastard needs to die, slowly, while being subjected to that song.

That would have been in my bottom five. Along with Ice Ice Baby by Vanilla Ice, Mr. Tambourine Man by William Shatner and Purple People Eater by Sheb Wooley. *nod*

That would have been in my bottom five. Along with ... Mr. Tambourine Man by William Shatner and Purple People Eater by Sheb Wooley. *nod*

No! Shatner is god! <3 Although "Mr. Tambourine man" may not have been his greatest accomplishment.
And "Purple people eater" is brilliant when sung by Judy Garland. :)

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I nominate "Looking for freedom" with David Hasselhoff.

Crazy Frog or any Paris Hilton song must be up there for worst song ever.

There's so many to choose from.

My Sharona -- The Knack
Jenny -- Tommy Tutone

*.* -- BeeGees

Crazy Frog or any Paris Hilton song must be up there for worst song ever.

I second, third and fourth these.

Anyone remember Daphne and Celeste, Their version of Schools out still haunts me ugh

Anything by the Crashtest Dummies.

*shudders*

Hey Jude.

That is all.

Anything by Michael Jackson

Anything hip-hop.

Anything by Michael Jackson

Psh, Thriller wins at life.

My vote is for: The Kidz Bop remakes. I just...I just wish I was dead when I hear them.

The Chicken dance song
Macarena
Sexy Bum song

so so many.

Anything by Michael Jackson
Billie Jean is an awesome song.

Don't Worry, Be Happy by Bobby McFarin. Bastard needs to die, slowly, while being subjected to that song.
I like that song now. Didn't when it first came out, due to overkill.
His a cappella singing is pretty awesome. Listen to his version of The Pink Panther theme.

My Humps by the Black Eyed Peas
Showstopper by Danity Kane
Achy Breaky Heart by Billy Ray Cyrus

Hit Me Baby One More Time or anything by Spears, really
Eric Satie's Gymnopedies (man those are boring)

Anything hip-hop.

I second that.

Anything by William Shatner. Or Florence Foster Jenkins (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florence_Foster_Jenkins), for that matter, but you'd be hard pressed to find any hard evidence of her musical "career."

Mini Moni's "Terafon a Rin Rin Rin" actually beats the Ohio Express' "Yummy, Yummy, Yummy",m if that's at all possible.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoVje2-JMoA

My Humps by the Black Eyed Peas
Showstopper by Danity Kane
Achy Breaky Heart by Billy Ray CyrusGood choices. Can we add The Cardigans Love Fool?
It was just one the radio. Ugh.

A-1's Take On Me cover.

My Humps by the Black Eyed Peas
Showstopper by Danity Kane
Achy Breaky Heart by Billy Ray Cyrus
Whenever I hear this song, my eardrums catch on fire. Most. Annoying. Song. Ever.

Anything by William Shatner. Or Florence Foster Jenkins (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florence_Foster_Jenkins), for that matter, but you'd be hard pressed to find any hard evidence of her musical "career."
:eek: William Shatner sings?!

Good choices. Can we add The Cardigans Love Fool?
It was just one the radio. Ugh.
Sure! I don't find it quite as annoying as the three I mentioned, but it's up there.

Whenever I hear this song, my eardrums catch on fire. Most. Annoying. Song. Ever.
Whenever I hear that song, I want to know what they were smoking and where I can find some.

My Humps by the Black Eyed Peas
Oh God, yeah. *shudders*

the worst music video ever:

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1682242/context/tag:worstvideoever


the worst music video ever, remixed to the worst song ever:

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1684985/context/tag:worstvideoever


I think that's all there is to say.

okay we have 14 nomoinations.

Oh God, yeah. *shudders*

Anything with Fergie as a lead vocal is annoying.

well, we still need minimum 25 nominations.

Mini Moni's "Terafon a Rin Rin Rin" actually beats the Ohio Express' "Yummy, Yummy, Yummy",m if that's at all possible.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoVje2-JMoA
Seconded. NOTHING is worse than that damn song! Not only does it make you want to rip your ears off to stop the horrible song, but it then gets lodged into your brain and you're forced to endure hearing those high pitched voices screeching "MiniMoni Terafon a Rin Rin Rin!" over and over and over.

Evil song, it should be banned.

Yes, i am going to later on have a poll about the worst song. here is the nominations thread. then, we will have a group stage, size and amount of groups depends on how many nominations we get. then the highest songs in each group go on the poll.

Nominations:

Kick ass all night
Bohemian Rapsody
Enter Sandman
Don't Worry, Be Happy
Boulevard of Borken Dreams

Ice Ice Baby
Crazy FrogSchools out
Hey Jude
Chicken Dance

My Humps
Love Fool
Take On Me
I wanna love you tender

bold = i don't agree
underlined = i don't know about them.

i vote against 'two become one' by the spice girls. nothing against the spice girls particularly but that one was so saccharin sweat it was disgusting.

edit: bum, i forgot quoted text was in italics. gimme a sec.

:eek: William Shatner sings?!

Well, he calls it singing. But it's actually more like talking, with lyrics.

Haven't read through the thread thoroughly so I don't know if these were mentioned but, here are my Top 5 nominations:

Milkshake by Kelis
My Neck, My Back by Khia
My Humps by Black Eyed Peas
The Lumberjack by Jackyl
Captain Jack by Billy Joel
Livin' la Vida Loca by Ricky Martin
Mambo #5 by Lou Bega
Oops!…I Did It Again by Britney Spears
Crazy Babies by Ozzy Osbourne
Poison by Alice Cooper


Honorable Mention: Don't Tread On Me by Metallica

Bohemian Rapsody - No way in hell should this be on a 'Worst Song' list!!!

Too Sexy by Weird

Too Sexy by Weird Al Yankovic.

All rap, hiphop, and any other music form created by and predominately performed by negros.

All rap, hiphop, and any other music form created by and predominately performed by negros.
*hits you with fish*
General = OOC.

"We Built this City" By Jefferson Starship

All rap, hiphop, and any other music form created by and predominately performed by negros.
you can't nominate a whole genre. 1 song.

*hits you with fish*
General = OOC.

Dude, I am totally serious. I can't stand negro "music". Negro "music" makes a mockery of the art form. I gaurantee you that if you set down any rap "song" to paper, it will be utter nonsense...and hiphop isn't much better.

“Achy Breaky Heart” by Billy Ray Cyrus

Showstopper and Achy Breaky Heart don't make the cut? Those are two godawful excuses for songs.

Good choices. Can we add The Cardigans Love Fool?
It was just one the radio. Ugh.
I particularly dislike that too, though not so much because it's bad (though it is), but because they can do, and have done, so much better.

Dude, I am totally serious. I can't stand negro "music". Negro "music" makes a mockery of the art form. I gaurantee you that if you set down any rap "song" to paper, it will be utter nonsense...and hiphop isn't much better.
Dude, ANY music set down on paper doesn't make any sense. They're songs, not essays.

Showstopper and Achy Breaky Heart don't make the cut? Those are two godawful excuses for songs.

i'll count that as nomination. good enought for ya?

I genuinely cant stand almost any Beastie boys song. the "Fight for your right to Party" has to be one of the songs I detest the most, followed by a song under a different artist "Smoking in the boys room". I just tend to hate songs by 30-40 year olds that sing lyrics that are likely written by 13 year olds.

But yeah "We built this city" really sucked too.

i just edited my original post. i got terribly mixed up with the bolding and the underlining and stuff.

Dude, ANY music set down on paper doesn't make any sense. They're songs, not essays.

Songs are by definition poetry set to music. Certainly, after having been inundated by such trash as the Negro would put out, one could see how one could be deluded into having the opinion you gave. However, the problem isn't music itself. The problem is that negros have no musical talent at writing poetry.

If you further disagree that any music doesn't make sense on paper, feel free to look at the "nominations for best songs" and see the links I gave.

How about "She Bangs"?

Songs are by definition poetry set to music. Certainly, after having been inundated by such trash as the Negro would put out, one could see how one could be deluded into having the opinion you gave. However, the problem isn't music itself. The problem is that negros have no musical talent at writing poetry.

If you further disagree that any music doesn't make sense on paper, feel free to look at the "nominations for best songs" and see the links I gave.

that still doesent exept you from the "1 song" rule.

that still doesent exept you from the "1 song" rule.

*sigh* Think of it in logical terms.

All rap, hiphop, and other negro songs suck.

Therefore, any 1 song in any one of those categories can be said to be one of the worst songs ever. Just pick one.

*sigh* Think of it in logical terms.

All rap, hiphop, and other negro songs suck.

Therefore, any 1 song in any one of those categories can be said to be one of the worst songs ever. Just pick one.

Theres no need to be cheeky. Theres already songs up there that fall into the hip-hop and rap category. Why dont you just pick one of them.

*sigh* Think of it in logical terms.

All rap, hiphop, and other negro songs suck.

Therefore, any 1 song in any one of those categories can be said to be one of the worst songs ever. Just pick one.

i already nominated one thing. now nominate something, or you will be slapped with a fish for trying to hijack my thread.

Anything hip-hop.

I know you just didn't say that.

All rap, hiphop, and any other music form created by and predominately performed by negros.
Gee, that pretty much wipes out every musical genre created over the last 150 years, bar Country & Western.
What a sad, lonely and ignorant life you must lead.


Three other nominations on my part:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsvP8fXlpbk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFNQw72v1hc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_rBidCkJxo

(Warning, you may need a strong stomach and possible aural enema to get the songs out of your head)

i already nominated one thing. now nominate something, or you will be slapped with a fish for trying to hijack my thread.

Hm...I dunno the title. "Down down baby, yo street in araby. Come on come on let it go. Listen to me now." or some nonsense such as that. Anyone know the "song's" title?

I know you just didn't say that.

don't tell me you like (c)rap.

Hm...I dunno the title. "Down down baby, yo street in araby. Come on come on let it go. Listen to me now." or some nonsense such as that. Anyone know the "song's" title?

google it. if you get a lyrics page, the song title will prolly be there.

Gee, that pretty much wipes out every musical genre created over the last 150 years, bar Country & Western.
What a sad, lonely and ignorant life you must lead.

Thus the reason that I'm only really a fan of Traditional Catholic and Orthodox music, Irish folk songs, and Nazi propoganda songs...plus most oldies. (Sure, they were written and recorded by negros, but for a predominately white audience. They were at least held to a standard)

Dude, I am totally serious. I can't stand negro "music". Negro "music" makes a mockery of the art form. I gaurantee you that if you set down any rap "song" to paper, it will be utter nonsense...and hiphop isn't much better.

why don't you just say hip hop or african americans instead, shame on you to discriminate blacks.

don't tell me you like (c)rap.

Yeah I like rap, btw I saw that music video by Mr.T Its decent. I like T-pain more.

Schnappi, das kleine Krokodil: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwBj1EIBOg8

All rap, hiphop, and any other music form created by and predominately performed by negros.

Damn, you dislike all 'Negro' music? You find nothing by Lionel Richie, Marvin Gaye, Buddy Guy, Jimi Hendrix, Ray Charles, Stevie Wonder, Prince, or Michael Jackson worth listening to? That's odd!!!

Yeah I like rap, btw I saw that music video by Mr.T Its decent. I like T-pain more.
whatev. since this is not a "what do you think about rap" thread, i will say nothing more about this. do you have something to nominate?

whatev. since this is not a "what do you think about rap" thread, i will say nothing more about this. do you have something to nominate?

Yeah I do, it's Jingle Bells.

Damn, you dislike all 'Negro' music? You find nothing by Lionel Richie, Marvin Gaye, Buddy Guy, Jimi Hendrix, Ray Charles, Stevie Wonder, Prince, or Michael Jackson worth listening to? That's odd!!!

yeah. not all negro music is rap. they have created other genres as well.

Yeah I do, it's Jingle Bells.

thank-you for the nomination.

Damn, you dislike all 'Negro' music? You find nothing by Lionel Richie, Marvin Gaye, Buddy Guy, Jimi Hendrix, Ray Charles, Stevie Wonder,

Who?

Prince

I don't like him all that much.

Michael Jackson worth listening to? That's odd!!!

Um....no.

that song about being in the desert with a horse with no name........everytime I hear it I am like "name the freaking horse and quit whining!"

my mom claims I miss the point of the song. :(

yeah. not all negro music is rap. they have created other genres as well.

Like Jazz, Blues, Swing and very heavy influences on rock.

Like Jazz, Blues, Swing and very heavy influences on rock.

you forgot about reggaeton, reggae is good.

Thus the reason that I'm only really a fan of Traditional Catholic and Orthodox music, Irish folk songs, and Nazi propoganda songs...plus most oldies. (Sure, they were written and recorded by negros, but for a predominately white audience. They were at least held to a standard)
I'll repeat, what a sad, lonely, and ignorant life you must lead.

Damn, you dislike all 'Negro' music? You find nothing by Lionel Richie, Marvin Gaye, Buddy Guy, Jimi Hendrix, Ray Charles, Stevie Wonder
Who?

You either need to get out more or are a troll.

I'll repeat, what a sad, lonely, and ignorant life you must lead.

Assuming this person's not a troll and really hasn't ever heard of the six performers above, yes.

For all of you who chose "My Humps" as the worst song on earth, get ready for it to become worse.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBk0G-cktFk

Remix of the song, done by a couple of kids at my old high school, featuring my OLD HIGH SCHOOL TEACHERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek: I thought my brain was going to split in half and die when I saw it. It's both funny and disturbing at the same time.

you forgot about reggaeton, reggae is good.
And Ska, R&B, gospel, soul, funk...

For all of you who chose "My Humps" as the worst song on earth, get ready for it to become worse.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBk0G-cktFk

Remix of the song, done by a couple of kids at my old high school, featuring my OLD HIGH SCHOOL TEACHERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek: I thought my brain was going to split in half and die when I saw it. It's both funny and disturbing at the same time.

All you need to do is replace the video behind the teachers with the "worst music video over, remixed" link I posted, and I think we have a winner!

You either need to get out more or are a troll.

Assuming this person's not a troll and really hasn't ever heard of the six performers above, yes.

I'm tending towards troll, and not a particularly clever one at that.

You either need to get out more or are a troll.

I am pretty sure that Stevie Wonder was the blind singer, and most of the others were probably oldies singers. I am not all too familiar with their music, though. So my question stands. Who?

I like the Platters. But again, they catered to a white audience, and thus were held to a standard. Thus, that's difference.

I am pretty sure that Stevie Wonder was the blind singer, and most of the others were probably oldies singers. I am not all too familiar with their music, though. So my question stands. Who?

I like the Platters. But again, they catered to a white audience, and thus were held to a standard. Thus, that's difference.

:rolleyes: you couldn't find a better thread to troll?

this is the third time you've said something like this, and it's why we all think you're an idiot.

please: either shut up, or reword it so that you don't sound like you're saying that black people have no standards.

I would say that you're insulting, but honestly: People have to care about what you say before they can be insulted by you.

please: either shut up, or reword it so that you don't sound like you're saying that black people have no standards.

The majority of negroid "music" enthusiists don't have standards. Have you listened to most rap songs and/or hip hop? Have you watched BET? I'll post some lyrics.

It's like I don't care about nothin' man
Role another blunt, Yeah cuz
(Yeah x 2)

I was gonna clean my room, until I got high
I was gonna get up and find the broom, But then I got high
My room is still messed up And I know why, (why man) 'cuz I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high

I was gonna go to class, before I got high
I coulda' cheated and I coulda passed, but I got high
I'm taking it next semester and I know why, (why man) 'cuz I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high

I was gonna go to work, but then I got high
I just got a new promotion, but I got high
Now I'm selling dope and I know why, (why man) 'cuz I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high

I was gonna go to court, before I got high
I was gonna pay my child support, but then I got high (No you weren't)
They took my whole pay check, and I know why, (why man) 'cuz I got high,
Because I got high
Because I got high

I wasn't gonna run from the cops but I was high, (I'm serious man)
I was gonna pull right over and stop, but I was high
Now I'm a paraplegic, and I know why, (why man) 'cuz I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high

I was gonna pay my car a note, until I got high
I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat, but then I got high
Now the tow truck's pulling away, and I know why, (why man) 'cuz I got high, because I got high, because I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high

I was gonna make love to you, but then I got high, I'm serious
I was gonna eat your pussy to, but then I got high
Now I'm jerking off and I know why, (turn this shit off) 'cuz I got high, because I got high, because I got high

I messed up my entire life, because I got high
I lost my kids and wife , because I got high
Now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk, and I know why, (why man) 'cuz I got high, because I got high, because I got high

I'm gonna stop singing this song, because I'm high
I'm singing this whole thing wrong, because I'm high
And if I don't sell one copy I know why, (why man) 'cuz I'm high,
because I'm high, because I'm high

(Are you really high man?) (he really is high man!) get jiggy with it
O bring it back (say what say what oh, Because I'm high
Because I'm high, because I'm high

Well my name is afroman and I'm from east palmdale,
All the 'Dale weed i be smokin, is mama's hell
I dont belive in Hitler thats what I say' (O my goodness)
So all of you skins, please give me more head
Mother fucker, afro mother fucker m-a-n

A-e-i-o-u and somtimes w
We aint going to sell any of these mother fucking albums cuz
Lets go back to marshal durbans and hang some more chickins cuz fuck it
Fuck the corporate world bitch

The majority of negroid "music" enthusiists don't have standards. Have you listened to most rap songs and/or hip hop? Have you watched BET? I'll post some lyrics."Negroid 'music'"? :confused:
Gosh, if you can't tell the difference between satire and reality, it must get lonely where you live... To think you could read anything else out of that song. :rolleyes:

I like the Platters. But again, they catered to a white audience, and thus were held to a standard. Thus, that's difference.Hate to break it to you, but most Gangsta Rap and all that caters a "white audience" too...

Dude, you completely missed the point of that Afroman song.

I am pretty sure that Stevie Wonder was the blind singer, and most of the others were probably oldies singers. I am not all too familiar with their music, though. So my question stands. Who?

I like the Platters. But again, they catered to a white audience, and thus were held to a standard. Thus, that's difference.

OK, into the troll bin with you.

Yes, i am going to later on have a poll about the worst song. here is the nominations thread. then, we will have a group stage, size and amount of groups depends on how many nominations we get. then the highest songs in each group go on the poll.

Nominations:

Kick ass all night
Bohemian Rapsody
Enter Sandman
Don't Worry, Be Happy
Boulevard of Borken Dreams

Ice Ice Baby
Crazy Frog
Schools out
Hey Jude
Chicken Dance

My Humps
Love Fool
Take On Me
I wanna love you tender
Yummy Yummy Yummy

Too Sexy
We Built this City
Achy Breaky Heart
Showstopper
Fight for your right to Party

She bangs
Jingle Bells
A horse with no name
Remove:
Bohemian Rapsody
Enter Sandman
Don't Worry, Be Happy
Schools out
Hey Jude
Take On Me
Too Sexy
We Built this City
Fight for your right to Party
Add:
Hollah Back girl-Gwen Stefani
That new BS Yoddling song-Gwen Stefani
Los Ketchup-Dirty Spaniard girls
Hate to break it to you, but most Gangsta Rap and all that caters a "white audience" too...
Actually the term is Wigger.:)

My nominations from that list are for Crazy Frog & Achy Breaky Heart.

Side stepped that bullet (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11954955&postcount=29) neatly, eh Harles?


Also, anything Spice Girls, Mariah Carey or Bon Jovi.

Also, anything Spice Girls, Mariah Carey or Bon Jovi.
I had managed to forget about the Spice Girls until I saw this post. Thanks a lot. :( :p

that song about being in the desert with a horse with no name........everytime I hear it I am like "name the freaking horse and quit whining!"

my mom claims I miss the point of the song. :(
:p

Smunkee, just this once: Listen to your mom.

Hollah Back girl-Gwen Stefani
This song also makes my eardrums burst into flame.

Oh come on now, Boulevard of Broken Dreams isn't that bad. I quite like it.

well I would go for an evanescence song (just pick one) but out of that list i will choose......crazy frog!

:p

Smunkee, just this once: Listen to your mom.

but.......can you explain to me exactly what the point of the song is?

Actually the term is Wigger.:)Hardly. Most of the Europeans I know that listen to what said person called "negroid music" aren't black or wiggers.

well I would go for an evanescence song (just pick one)No. :)

an evanescence fan eh?

but.......can you explain to me exactly what the point of the song is?

My best guess was a bad acid trip. I never got the point of it either.

an evanescence fan eh?Not really. They only brought out one CD before they split up it seems. There isn't a song on Fallen that I don't like listening to, though, and that's a major achievement for any album.

American Idiot by far.



...or anything by Weezer.

This song also makes my eardrums burst into flame.

Oh come on now, Boulevard of Broken Dreams isn't that bad. I quite like it.

Holla Back Girl is really catchy. :)


And just about anything by Green Day is awesome! :cool:

Not really. They only brought out one CD before they split up it seems. There isn't a song on Fallen that I don't like listening to, though, and that's a major achievement for any album.

So what would you call The Open Door then?

Ben Moody left, they didnt split up - though they might have well done. He was the main songwriter, now all amy lee can do without him is look up long words in the dictionary and repeat them at random intervals lol while putting weirder and weirder vocal effects on herself

Holla Back Girl is really catchy. :)


And just about anything by Green Day is awesome! :cool:
In the same way bubonic plague is really catchy :mad:

Holla Back Girl is really catchy. :)


And just about anything by Green Day is awesome! :cool:

Catchy by no means equals good.

Remove:
Bohemian Rapsody
Enter Sandman
Don't Worry, Be Happy
Schools out
Hey Jude
Take On Me
Too Sexy
We Built this City
Fight for your right to Party
Add:
Hollah Back girl-Gwen Stefani
That new BS Yoddling song-Gwen Stefani
Los Ketchup-Dirty Spaniard girls

Actually the term is Wigger.:)
sorry, cant remove nomanitions you will have to deal with it.

sorry, cant remove nomanitions you will have to deal with it.

yea, but: 'Hey Jude'?

that song is awesome!

yea, but: 'Hey Jude'?

that song is awesome!

then its only a matter of not voting for it.

yea, but: 'Hey Jude'?

that song is awesome!
The story behind it is pretty cool, too.

Nothing on this list even comes close to:

Muskrat Love
You Light Up My Life

The latter in particular is one of those songs that will drive me screaming from a room. Even more than Ludacris, Kanye West, 50-Cent and other hip-hop acts.

sorry, cant remove nomanitions you will have to deal with it.
Poland has been erased maybe 3 times already, i'm sure it can happen again.;)

This Cheesefest:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TdCXrN2rR8

Poland has been erased maybe 3 times already, i'm sure it can happen again.;)

Fear the NZ airforce. :p

Poland has been erased maybe 3 times already, i'm sure it can happen again.;)

no. now it's (insert country borderign poland)'s turn.

thanks for the nominations. just 1 more and we can start the group stage.

Oh jeeze, reading that list makes my head hurt. :(

Oh jeeze, reading that list makes my head hurt. :(

it's not that long. only 29 nominations.

it's not that long.

That's not what I meant. I meant that the songs on it are (mostly) pure crap. :eek:

One more song is all you need? I nominate...

Alabama Song by The Doors!!!

Also, anything Spice Girls, Mariah Carey or Bon Jovi.

Bon Jovi??? *bursts into tears and storms off toward the coffee pot*

we have 30 nminations now! finally we have reached our goal. now soon the group stage will start.

the way this will work is that the top two from each group will go on the poll, and then after the fpoll closes, whichever has the most votes wins.

Can you list all 30 together on one official 'ballot'? I'm too lazy to go back and sort through the duplicates/discrepancies!!!

what do you mean?

what do you mean?

Nevermind! I was thinking of another thread!! Sorry about that; spoontard moment! :headbang:

Also, anything Spice Girls, Mariah Carey or Bon Jovi

Dude, you rock! I have a passionate (and maybe irrational) hatred of Jon bon Jovi. Guy's a cock, I can't stand to hear/see him, doing either makes me angry!:p

Is it a crime that I like perhaps 1/5 of those songs? Some of them are truly bad, though.

Is it a crime that I like perhaps 1/5 of those songs? Some of them are truly bad, though.

no, if you like them then don't vote for them.

Nominations (30/30):

Group A
Kick ass all night
Bohemian Rapsody
Enter Sandman
Don't Worry, Be Happy
Boulevard of Broken Dreams
American Idiot

Group B
Ice Ice Baby
Crazy Frog
Schools out
Hey Jude
Chicken Dance
Muscrat Love

Group C
My Humps
Love Fool
Take On Me
I wanna love you tender
Yummy Yummy Yummy
You Light up My Life

Group D
Too Sexy
We Built this City
Achy Breaky Heart
Showstopper
Fight for your right to Party
Dragosta Din Tea (Numa song)

Group E
She bangs
Jingle Bells
A horse with no name
Hollah Back Girl
Los Ketchup
Alabama Song

Wait!!! Please....this MUST be included!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eTnWOIpV_8


Sinitta - So Macho

The most vapid song ever produced.

and anything by Alvin Stardust!!!!

or Cliff Richard!!!

sorry. too late. come back yesterday and maybe we we would change the structure so it could be included.

Nominations (30/30):

Group A
Kick ass all night
Bohemian Rapsody
Enter Sandman
Don't Worry, Be Happy
Boulevard of Broken Dreams
American Idiot

Group B
Ice Ice Baby
Crazy Frog
Schools out
Hey Jude
Chicken Dance
Muscrat Love

Group C
My Humps
Love Fool
Take On Me
I wanna love you tender
Yummy Yummy Yummy
You Light up My Life

Group D
Too Sexy
We Built this City
Achy Breaky Heart
Showstopper
Fight for your right to Party
Dragosta Din Tea (Numa song)

Group E
She bangs
Jingle Bells
A horse with no name
Hollah Back Girl
Los Ketchup
Alabama Song
thanks. your vote has been counted.

sorry. too late. come back yesterday and maybe we we would change the structure so it could be included.

Fair enough...was raking through my mind for ages....and then just now Senitta was on the telly....with THAT hideous song.

I mean it is seriously hideous....and it made it in the charts in the UK... YUCK!

How about a new category of song so bad it needs to be quarantined away from every other thing in the entire multiverse...!

Fair enough...was raking through my mind for ages....and then just now Senitta was on the telly....with THAT hideous song.

I mean it is seriously hideous....and it made it in the charts in the UK... YUCK!

How about a new category of song so bad it needs to be quarantined away from every other thing in the entire multiverse...!

there are lots of terrible songs that make the charts, and good ones that don't.

there are lots of terrible songs that make the charts, and good ones that don't.

you've not seen the video...

American Idiot

Crazy Frog

My Humps

Achy Breaky Heart

Hollah Back Girl

thanks for the votes.

damn... just when I thought of the winner to..

Group A
Kick ass all night (2)
American Idiot (1)
Bohemian Rapsody (0)
Enter Sandman (0)
Don't Worry, Be Happy (0)
Boulevard of Borken Dreams (0)

Group B
Crazy Frog (2)
Ice Ice Baby (1)
Schools out (0)
Hey Jude (0)
Chicken Dance (0)
Muscrat Love (0)

Group C
My Humps (2)
I wanna love you tender (1)
Love Fool (0)
Take On Me (0)
Yummy Yummy Yummy (0)
You Light up My Life (0)

Group D
Too Sexy (1)
Dragosta Din Tea (Numa song) (1)
Achy Breaky Heart (1)
We Built this City (0)
Showstopper (0)
Fight for your right to Party (0)

Group E
Hollah Back Girl (2)
Jingle Bells (1)
She bangs (0)
A horse with no name (0)
Los Ketchup (0)
Alabama Song (0)

Oh jeeze, reading that list makes my head hurt. :(
You know Swilatia hates you.
Holla Back Girl is really catchy. :)


And just about anything by Green Day is awesome! :cool:

In the same way bubonic plague is really catchy :mad:
QFT
Holla Back Girl is really catchy. :)


And just about anything by Green Day is awesome! :cool:Catchy by no means equals good.
QFT
yea, but: 'Hey Jude'?

that song is awesome!
QFT
The story behind it is pretty cool, too.
Q
Fear the NZ airforce. :p
Well you see we um, we wanted you to supply the air cover.
*Panics*
no. now it's (insert country borderign poland)'s turn.
No it is definatly Poland's turn again.

Nominations (30/30):

Group A
Kick ass all night
Bohemian Rapsody
Enter Sandman
Don't Worry, Be Happy
Boulevard of Broken Dreams
American Idiot

Group B
Ice Ice Baby
Crazy Frog
Schools out
Hey Jude
Chicken Dance
Muscrat Love

Group C
My Humps
Love Fool
Take On Me
I wanna love you tender
Yummy Yummy Yummy
You Light up My Life

Group D
Too Sexy
We Built this City
Achy Breaky Heart
Showstopper
Fight for your right to Party
Dragosta Din Tea (Numa song)

Group E
She bangs
Jingle Bells
A horse with no name
Hollah Back Girl
Los Ketchup
Alabama Song

No it is definatly Poland's turn again.
you think it will always be Poland's turn. Dut one day we will rise up and get revenge on the country that keeps invading us just fot the fun of it.

What are you going to do?
Throw bowls of Blood soup at them?:p

bump.

Group A

American Idiot (1)

Group B
Hey Jude (0)

Group C
Yummy Yummy Yummy (1)


Group D
Achy Breaky Heart (3)

Group E
Hollah Back Girl (3)

I go for Crazy Frog. The guy who invented that crap deserves a pineapple up his...

I go for Crazy Frog. The guy who invented that crap deserves a pineapple up his...

pick one from each group.

Shit..I missed my chance to nominate "The Saints Are Coming" by green day and u2 and "love me hate me" by lady sovereign

Then it'll be:
American Idiot
Crazy Frog
I wanna love you tender
Achy Breaky Heart
Los Ketchup

Missy Elliot's "Work It." I feel like cutting myself whenever I hear it.

I'll tell ya the worst song. Hillary Duff's cover of My Generation.

I agree with it, though. I hope she doesn't die before she gets old, so I can see her when see all old and haglike.

Missy Elliot's "Work It." I feel like cutting myself whenever I hear it.

we are past the nominating stage.

bump.

Nothing can beat the Shaggs. Without question, they've produced a collection of the very worst songs ever made.

Case in point - "My Pal Foot Foot". (http://rapidshare.com/files/3990221/The_Shaggs_-_Philosophy_Of_The_World_-_04_My_Pal_Foot_Foot.mp3.html)

And that's not a one off, and nor is it a joke. The entire album is just as bad...

Doesn't matter if nominations are over. Nothing can beat it. Ever.

Nothing can beat the Shaggs. Without question, they've produced a collection of the very worst songs ever made.

Case in point - "My Pal Foot Foot". (http://rapidshare.com/files/3990221/The_Shaggs_-_Philosophy_Of_The_World_-_04_My_Pal_Foot_Foot.mp3.html)

And that's not a one off, and nor is it a joke. The entire album is just as bad...

Doesn't matter if nominations are over. Nothing can beat it. Ever.
damn! i almost forgot about that crap! thank you for making me want to rip my ears off! :mad:

damn! i almost forgot about that crap! thank you for making me want to rip my ears off! :mad:

You're welcome. :)

You're welcome. :)

now could you plz select the worst from each group?

*shrugs* Okay.

Group A
American Idiot
Kick ass all night
Don't Worry, Be Happy
Boulevard of Borken Dreams
Bohemian Rapsody
Enter Sandman

Group B
Crazy Frog
Ice Ice Baby)
Hey Jude
Schools out
Chicken Dance
Muscrat Love

Group C
My Humps
Yummy Yummy Yummy
I wanna love you tender
Love Fool
Take On Me
You Light up My Life

Group D
Achy Breaky Heart
Too Sexy
Dragosta Din Tea (Numa song)
We Built this City
Showstopper
Fight for your right to Party

Group E
Hollah Back Girl
Los Ketchup
Jingle Bells
She bangs
A horse with no name
Alabama Song

Group A
American Idiot (3)
Kick ass all night (2)
Don't Worry, Be Happy (1)
Boulevard of Borken Dreams (1)
Bohemian Rapsody (0)
Enter Sandman (0)
=> None, because I like 4 of them and don't know the other 2.

Group B
Crazy Frog (4)
Ice Ice Baby (2)
Hey Jude (1)
Schools out (0)
Chicken Dance (0)
Muscrat Love (0)

Group C
My Humps (3)
Yummy Yummy Yummy (2)
I wanna love you tender (2)
Love Fool (0)
Take On Me (0)
You Light up My Life (0)

Group D
Achy Breaky Heart (5)
Too Sexy (1)
Dragosta Din Tea (Numa song) (1)
We Built this City (0)
Showstopper (0)
Fight for your right to Party (0)

Group E
Hollah Back Girl (4)
Los Ketchup (2)
Jingle Bells (1)
She bangs (0)
A horse with no name (0)
Alabama Song (0)
=> None, because I like or can tolerate 5 of them and don't know the other one.

Group A
American Idiot (3)
Kick ass all night (2)
Don't Worry, Be Happy (1)
Boulevard of Borken Dreams (1)
Bohemian Rapsody (0)
Enter Sandman (0)
=> None, because I like 4 of them and don't know the other 2.

Group B
Crazy Frog (4)
Ice Ice Baby (2)
Hey Jude (1)
Schools out (0)
Chicken Dance (0)
Muscrat Love (0)

Group C
My Humps (3)
Yummy Yummy Yummy (2)
I wanna love you tender (2)
Love Fool (0)
Take On Me (0)
You Light up My Life (0)

Group D
Achy Breaky Heart (5)
Too Sexy (1)
Dragosta Din Tea (Numa song) (1)
We Built this City (0)
Showstopper (0)
Fight for your right to Party (0)

Group E
Hollah Back Girl (4)
Los Ketchup (2)
Jingle Bells (1)
She bangs (0)
A horse with no name (0)
Alabama Song (0)
=> None, because I like or can tolerate 5 of them and don't know the other one.
um... then pivck the ones you tolerate the least out of those two groups.

Here's the votes of the Purpeloni Jury:


Group A
Don't Worry, Be Happy

Group B
Ice Ice Baby

Group C
My Humps

Group D
Achy Breaky Heart

Group E
Los Ketchup

Here's the votes of the Purpeloni Jury:

NSG is not RP'd *slaps you with fish*

bump.

bump again!

Group A
American Idiot (3)
Kick ass all night (2)
Boulevard of Borken Dreams (1)
Bohemian Rapsody (0)
Enter Sandman (0)


Group B
Ice Ice Baby (3)
Hey Jude (1)
Muscrat Love (0)

Group C
My Humps (4)
Yummy Yummy Yummy (3)
I wanna love you tender (2)
You Light up My Life (0)

Group D
Achy Breaky Heart (6)
We Built this City (1)
Showstopper (0)
Fight for your right to Party (0)

Group E
Hollah Back Girl (4)
Los Ketchup (3)
A horse with no name (0)
Alabama Song (0)


Either I don't not hate these, or I don't recognize them, so I'll pick from there.

Group A
Kick ass all night (2)

Group B
Ice Ice Baby (3)

Group C
Yummy Yummy Yummy (3)

Group D
Showstopper (0)

Group E
A horse with no name (0)

thanks for teh votes.

Bad nominations, there's no standard to them at all.
Are covers ok? Are we voting for the worst song or the worst performance of a song?
Some songs are so bad they are obscure and unknown should they count? How can we even vote on them then?

Here's my votes anyway

Group A
Kick ass all night

Group A is a bad group. Most of these songs shouldn't be on this thread.
Kick ass all night can have my vote because I've never heard of it.

Group B
Ice Ice Baby

The only good parts of this track don't belong in this song, they had their own perfectly good song.


Group C
My Humps

I'm not even a hater, but this song is just stupid.

Group D
We Built this City

This is the song that should win it all, bad song, just bad. Even worse if you have to watch the video.

Group E
She bangs

How is this one not getting more votes?? Stop hating mediocre songs to be cool and hate the truly awful.

but.......can you explain to me exactly what the point of the song is?

The song is a double entendre.

On the surface, it's about shedding the pressures of urban life and embracing the barren simplicity of the desert, or even the ocean to renew one's spirit.

On another layer, horse is code for heroin and the song is a drug trip much like "Lucy in the sky with Diamonds"

Stop hating mediocre songs to be cool and hate the truly awful.

I agree. after someone linked to "My Pal Foot Foot", I was surprised that such a terrible song was not already nominated.

bump.

Group A
Bohemian Rapsody

Group B
Crazy Frog

Group C
My Humps

Group D
Achy Breaky Heart

Group E
She bangs


The first is just so over-rated it's not even funny... the others are just an insult to the concept of music.

Can you maybe add a link to the song Kick ass all night? http://www.jamendo.com/get/track/id/track/audio/play/4205/?aue=mp31

Group A
Kick ass all night

Group B
Crazy Frog

Group C
Love Fool


Group D
Fight for your right to Party

Group E
Jingle Bells

Group A
Don't Worry, Be Happy

Group B
Muscrat Love (0)

Group C
Yummy Yummy Yummy

Group D
We Built this City

Group E
Hollah Back Girl

See my votes above.

And what the hell is "Take On Me" doing in there as an option?!? :eek:

See my votes above.

And what the hell is "Take On Me" doing in there as an option?!? :eek:

Someone put in someone's cover of "Take on Me" as their nomination.

bump. and thank-you for the votes.

My votes:

Group A
Don't Worry, Be Happy

Group B
Crazy Frog

Group C
My Humps

Group D
Too Sexy

Group E
She bangs

I vote for as the worst songs ever.

Group A

American Idiot

Group B
Ice Ice Baby


Group C

Yummy Yummy Yummy


Group D

Dragosta Din Tea (Numa song)

Group E

Jingle Bells

Hey, Swil.
Did you accept my votes?

How will future rounds be voted on?
Will it be by preferential voting?

everyones vote were accepted. the next round will just be a pool, like any other.

Group A
Don't Worry, Be Happy (4)



Group B
Ice Ice Baby (5)

Group C
My Humps (6)

Group D
Achy Breaky Heart (7)
We Built this City (3)

Had to pick both....two of the gayest songs EVER.

Group E
She bangs (2)


However, none of these (with the possible exception of Achy Breaky Heart) are the worst pop song ever.

Hardly anyone remembers the real candidates.

"My Boy Lillipop"
"Tell Laura I love her".
"Sportin' a Woody".

None of the songs in the poll (with the aforementioned possible exception) are even remotely close to being as bad as the ones I just listed.

Another candidate would be "Last Kiss" by J. Frank Wilson And The Cavaliers.
You folks may remember it becuase Pearl Jam did a cover of it a few years back.

It sucked....but not as bad as the original version.

just wanted to let you know that at midnight tonight (central european time, if you live somewhere else, convert it yourself.) all group stage votes submitted after this time shall be teh ignored.

Someone put in someone's cover of "Take on Me" as their nomination.


Ah, okay. Didn't know anyone had covered it, at least covered it and got any airplay with it. That's one song that should never be covered.

Ah, okay. Didn't know anyone had covered it, at least covered it and got any airplay with it. That's one song that should never be covered.

well, really no good song should be covered.

well, really no good song should be covered.

No, covers are fine -- for some good songs. The Clash's cover of "I Fought the Law" (originally done by Bobby Fuller) and Nirvana's "The Man Who Sold the World" (originally done by David Bowie) spring to mind. But some good songs just can't be covered, and absolutely not by certain "artists." Seriously, Jessica Simpson should be drawn and quartered for her cover of Berlin's "Take My Breath Away."

But some good songs just can't be covered, and absolutely not by certain "artists." Seriously, Jessica Simpson should be drawn and quartered for her cover of Berlin's "Take My Breath Away."
and burned at the stake.

bump! after all, today if the last day of the group stage.

the group stage is over! there is now a pall for the final

She Bangs is only funny when William Hung sings it.

She Bangs is only funny when William Hung sings it.

we are talking about worst song, not funniest song.

bump!

Why wasn't "Macarena" nominated? That awful song even had an equally awful dance to go along with it.

and burned at the stake.

Jessica Simpson should be drawn and quartered and burned at the stake. Period.

Why wasn't "Macarena" nominated? That awful song even had an equally awful dance to go along with it.

because no-one had time to do so.

I'd vote for David Hasselhoff's "Looking for freedom"... :headbang:

I'd vote for David Hasselhoff's "Looking for freedom"... :headbang:

is that on the poll?

It's a shame Mr Blobby isn't on the list.

Horrendous. Horrible. Words fail me. Wasn't it number one?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=h37KQu64RY4

It's a shame Mr Blobby isn't on the list.

Horrendous. Horrible. Words fail me. Wasn't it number one?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=h37KQu64RY4

Mr. Blobby is teh awesome!
Mr. Blobby>all

Mr. Blobby is teh awesome!
Mr. Blobby>all

Ack!

Personally, i absolutely hate this song... Lips of an Angel by Hinder.

people. we are long past the nomination stage!

people. we are long past the nomination stage!

And?

I voted in the poll, and picked from what was there also... but it's a bit of a mockery when Gwen Stefani is on the 'bad list', and Mr Blobby isn't...

And?

I voted in the poll, and picked from what was there also... but it's a bit of a mockery when Gwen Stefani is on the 'bad list', and Mr Blobby isn't...

i don't see a song called "Gwen Stefani" on the poll.

i don't see a song called "Gwen Stefani" on the poll.

?

"Hollaback Girl" is a Gwen Stefani record, no?

?

"Hollaback Girl" is a Gwen Stefani record, no?

yeah. but I tend to focus on the songs, not the bands.

bump! time is running out!

I voted for 'My Humps'! Now, thanks to me, that terrible, horrible song is leading the race!!! :D

I voted for 'My Humps'! Now, thanks to me, that terrible, horrible song is leading the race!!! :D

it has been for some time.

it has been for some time.

Oh! When I cast my vote, it was tied with 'Crazy Frog'!! I've been gone a few days though so, I'm sure you're right :) and I'm wrong :( but it'll all be OK and in the end, we'll still be friends!!! :fluffle:

Oh! When I cast my vote, it was tied with 'Crazy Frog'!! I've been gone a few days though so, I'm sure you're right :) and I'm wrong :( but it'll all be OK and in the end, we'll still be friends!!! :fluffle:

i'm not really a fan of fluffles. and yes, thewy were tied at some time, but at first my humps was the only one to get votes.

bump!

bump again, today is last day of poll after all.

bump again, today is last day of poll after all.
The structure of the final round was poor at best and i take great pleasure in it finishing in a horrible tie.
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Mr Blobby and Noels House Party Kick arse!

The structure of the final round was poor at best and i take great pleasure in it finishing in a horrible tie.
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Mr Blobby and Noels House Party Kick arse!

Not so fast. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=508460)