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Which tasty little victual makes for the ultimate breakfast treat?

Bacon for the win, crispety lovely seared pig strips!

Ham's good too, as is Canadian bacon.

Scrapple? Tried it once. Not willing to try again, being (apparently) all but the squeal in congealed gelatin/fat patties.

Meat for breakfast?

Ugh, as if meat weren't disgusting enough as it is. :rolleyes:

Crispy, melt in your mouth bacon. *sighs in contentment*

I've had ham and it's great also.

sausages are ok... but rather the other two.

Meat for breakfast?

Ugh, as if meat weren't disgusting enough as it is. :rolleyes:

Funny, I seem to recall you loving a certain type of meat. :p

Bacon is the only reason that I don't convert to Islam and go blow something up.

Funny, I seem to recall you loving a certain type of meat. :p

Wow, we really haven't heard that joke before. You're the first one ever to tell it.

Bravo. Because I'm gay, you know. Comedy gold.

Wow, we really haven't heard that joke before. You're the first one ever to tell it.

Bravo. Because I'm gay, you know. Comedy gold.

Aw, and here I thought I was making a completely unfunny "joke" that served no purpose whatsoever.

Beer can, mon.

Bacon is the god of Breakfast.

Ohh, I had some really good fresh bacon when I went home last weekend...Ohh, so delicious. Better than anything you would ever get in the store.

Kielbasa and Bratwurst are quite delicious and filling.

Anything thats crispy, porky, and yummy. Which is... basically any of the above...! :D

Aw, and here I thought I was making a completely unfunny "joke" that served no purpose whatsoever.

Which is so out of character for you.

All kinds of pork are disgusting.

All kinds of pork are disgusting.

Ever had bratwurst? :p

Bacon makes children smile.

Meat for breakfast?

Ugh, as if meat weren't disgusting enough as it is. :rolleyes:

If God didn't want us to eat meat, he wouldn't have made animals out of it.
There'd be stone cows or wooden chickens running around... :D

If God didn't want us to eat meat, he wouldn't have made animals out of it.
There'd be stone cows or wooden chickens running around...

If you didn't want "God" denied, you shouldn't have made her up.

Meat for breakfast?

Ugh, as if meat weren't disgusting enough as it is. :rolleyes:

Why is meat disgusting?

Why is meat disgusting?

Why do you ask stupid questions? Some things are just mysteries stuffed in riddles, wrapped in enigmas.

Why do you ask stupid questions? Some things are just mysteries stuffed in riddles, wrapped in enigmas.

Like a Turducken.

Like a Turducken.

Turducken is the greatest concept ever. Just stuff as many types of meat as we can into other types of meat.

Why do you ask stupid questions? Some things are just mysteries stuffed in riddles, wrapped in enigmas.

Sausages... Stuffed in bread... Wrapped in bacon?

No pork for us Muslims ;)

Aw hell no, you made me hungry. :(

Bacon.

But I prefer flapjacks.

Why do you ask stupid questions? Some things are just mysteries stuffed in riddles, wrapped in enigmas.

Because stupidity is awesome. :p

You ever seen a healthy looking vegetarian?

Yea, neither have I.

You ever seen a healthy looking vegetarian?

Yea, neither have I.

You must not get out much.

You must not get out much.

lol, true.

I'm not a huge fan of meat for breakfast. Which is wierd for me; usually I'll eat anything anytime.

bacon for breakfast. as much as i love sausages they've never appealed to me as a breakfast food. roast pork is also yummers. and pork scratchings, mmmmh...mmmmmm...

Ever had bratwurst? :p

Yes, most likely. I shan't again. :p

Wow, we really haven't heard that joke before. You're the first one ever to tell it.

Bravo. Because I'm gay, you know. Comedy gold.

And this is why Fass is awesome. THAT was comedy gold, good sirrah. Mostly because you deliver it well.

I don't eat pork.

No pork for us Muslims ;)

You're Muslim?

Your Muslim?

No, my Muslim. :D

No, my Muslim. :D

lol. thank you for pointing out my little error;)

bacon Ftw.

You're Muslim?

Yep.

No, my Muslim. :D

LOL :D

Yep.

cool, I thought I was the only one.

Someone needs to remember the greatness of beef.

And turkey bacon is much better anyhow. :)

Scrambled eggs, toast or English muffins with strawberry preerves and crispy bacon.

or

Eggs over easy, hash brown potatoes, ham and bicuits with honey.

or

Pancakes with maple syrup and sausage

or

a huge Denver omelet (made with ham).

None of it made with turkey bacon or sausage or smoked turkey.

Oh, and maybe some fruit, like grapefruit or oranges.

But now you see why I have high cholesterol.

Someone needs to remember the greatness of beef.

And turkey bacon is much better anyhow. :)

The name of the thread is.... Pork!!

:eek: turkey bacon is a travesty! even more so than turkey ham.

:eek: turkey bacon is a travesty! even more so than turkey ham.

no travesty. Turkey bacon just plain tastes better and is more healthy as well. You can't lose. :)

I've had turkey sausage before.
Never heard of turkey bacon.. or maybe I just ate it too fast.

:eek: turkey bacon is a travesty! even more so than turkey ham.

Now now fellow bacon eaters, there's no need to drag each other through the mud; its all bacon, so we must find harmoney in the bacon

Now now fellow bacon eaters, there's no need to drag each other through the mud; its all bacon, so we must find harmoney in the bacon

Mmmmmmmmm. Bacon....

*drools*

:eek: turkey bacon is a travesty! even more so than turkey ham.What the heck is turkey bacon?!!!

One of the (few) advantages of living out in the country. Locally made bacon, sausage and the like at our little grocery store. Fantastic!

Sachertorte. Or Apfelstrudel.

If it has to be pork, Parma ham.

All kinds of pork are disgusting.
That is just not true.:(




Bacon=yum

Sausage AND bacon. And beans. And toast. And some mushrooms. Class. :D

During the working week i normally have cereal/musili, however at the weekend, with a hangover it has to be..............Black pudding

this is served on a roll with onions and hp brown sauce, and a glass bottle of irn bru. sorted. hangover no longer exists.

bacon is boring, sausage doesn't really hit the mark. Black pudding all the way.

Bacon, sausage, black pudding, white pudding, fried bread and beans or tomatoes. Lots of brown sauce to go with it, and an egg - why not? - if it'll fit in the pan :D

I've never heard of this "Scrapple" stuff before but it sounds nice, so if I see any I'll be sure to get it :)

Sausage. And bacon. (And two fried eggs, fried mushrooms, fried bread, grilled tomatoes...).

*drools*

Sausage. And bacon. (And two fried eggs, fried mushrooms, fried bread, grilled tomatoes...).

*drools*Fix me breakfast. Yumm.

Fix me breakfast. Yumm.
Just so you know, the sausage and bacon will be fried in this. (http://p.vtourist.com/802840-Brown_Ale_The_bottle_of_Dog-Newcastle_upon_Tyne.jpg)

You ever seen a healthy looking vegetarian?

Yea, neither have I.

I see one every two hours or so, basically every time I look into a mirror. Quite the woman, I tell you, makes you want to be come a vegetarian yourself.

Quite apart from that.. I enjoyed Bratwurst (although never ever for breakfast) before the disgust took over. Although I always preferred poultry bratwurst (yes, there is such a thing, a German knows).

Now I remember why I didn't become a Muslim...that would mean no more sausage. That would be unacceptable. Also, are Muslims strict about shellfish? If it meant no more shrimp, I would definitely be out.

Sausage links are better than bacon. And turkey bacon is insane. Trying to turn the ultimate grease food into something marginally healthy? What's next, a taco salad with light sour cream? Sheeeeeeeeeeeeesh.

How about the whole damn pig. You can eat almost every part from the rooter to the tooter and it's all good. Pretty much any cut of meat if it comes from a pig is great for breakfast or any other time.

Bacon or ham. Never cared for breakfast sausage, at least not the US kind.

How about the whole damn pig. You can eat almost every part from the rooter to the tooter and it's all good. Pretty much any cut of meat if it comes from a pig is great for breakfast or any other time.

Respect the BEEF, man! Honestly! People these days...

*shakes head sadly*

If you have a weak constitution, do not even read the ingredients on scrapple.
Every bit of the pig a butcher can’t find a use for – that’s scrapple.
If you live in the Mid-Atlantic States look in the supermarket for RAPA Scrapple.

It is the most disgusting thing ever created. Somewhat popular to put a slice of it between a couple pieces of toast with a touch of maple syrup or (my personal favorite) applebutter. It is so horridly disgusting you can’t stop eating it.


Edit: Oh yeah, in response to the turduckin comment earlier…
Cooks in the good old Roman Empire used to stuff a chicken inside a duck, in a goose, in a pig, in a cow. Now THAT is good eatin.

No pork for us Muslims ;)
And that is why Islam is doomed. I'm sure we could create innumarable apostates by feeding them bacon.

Side bacon, not back bacon. Back bacon has its place, but side bacon is the real trophy of the swine.

And this is why Fass is awesome. THAT was comedy gold, good sirrah. Mostly because you deliver it well.

Meh, his sarcasm is getting old.

no travesty. Turkey bacon just plain tastes better and is more healthy as well. You can't lose. :)
None of it is more healthy; it's all dead meat.

Some of it might be more healthful, but describing a burnt carcass as healthy just doesn't make any sense.


Yes, stuff like this bothers me.

It's been a while but I'm back on top
Gonna rock you harder than a dixie cup
Lost my arms back in '94
Now here is Phil and he's gonna tell you some more

Oh wait, wrong song.

I am the Bacon Man,
Bring all the pork I can,
To all the little kids down the row.

Clogging their arteries,
With all the MSG's,
And they'll all die at the age of eight!

Who knew that near-death delirium could be so catchy?

Mmm...pig...

"Bacon? Ham? Pork chops? All from the same wonderful, magical animal!" (paraphrased).

None of it is more healthy; it's all dead meat.

Some of it might be more healthful, but describing a burnt carcass as healthy just doesn't make any sense.


Yes, stuff like this bothers me.

I don't remember the last time I saw my Hamburger walk around. :D

Which tasty little victual makes for the ultimate breakfast treat?Turkey salami, but I have to go for turkey bologna here, as there is no salami... :(

no travesty. Turkey bacon just plain tastes better and is more healthy as well. You can't lose. :)

Uh, no. Turkey bacon doesn't taste better than the original pork stuff. There's no richness to it, and the fatty parts are abysmal at best.

Turkey salami, but I have to go for turkey bologna here, as there is no salami... :(

If you can find me some of this "turkey" salami or bologna made from pork, I'm with you!

How about the whole damn pig. You can eat almost every part from the rooter to the tooter and it's all good. Pretty much any cut of meat if it comes from a pig is great for breakfast or any other time.

This is true, but as I haven't slaughtered a swine for nearly a decade (and put the odds at being long that anyone else on here has), I figured putting up some finished options and let folks check 'em all if they wanted. :)

Totally craving Black Forest ham at the moment.

Other: The other white meat, bee-yotch!

Meh, his sarcasm is getting old.

*verily gasps*

Pork's good, but I prefer lamb.

Um...anyone who opposes eating grilled pork loin at any hour of the day is a fool.

Have some class people. Pork loin is the superior pig!