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Really deep. "All the way straight through the planet" deep.

http://map.pequenopolis.com/

The long-forgotten childhood question finally solved! :p


Me, I'd end up in the ocean southeast of New Zealand. If you draw a straight line from Melbourne to the southern tip of NZ and continue for pretty much the same distance again in southeastern direction, that's where I'll be bobbing on the waves with my shovel. :)

Most people in Western Europe will end up where you ended up. That is if one survives the immense heat and pressure of the Earth's core.

If I dig a hole under my apartment, I end up in the ocean southeast of Madagascar, apparently. :p

I'm a bit southwest of Australia.

Africa. in north eastern Botswana

Ok if I dig a hole in Concord, NC then I end up in the Indian Ocean near Australia. You know, in the future this could be a viable way to travel.

in the sea south-east of new zealand very close to that 'international date line' or whatever its called. not swimming distance unfortunately. my drilling machine will have to have an outboard and floatation tanks if i want to get to NZ. think i'd rather fly :p

edit: apparently i need to start digging in central spain in i want to end up in new zealand

Southeastern Indian ocean. (live about an hour west of the Mississippi between Missouri and Minnesota in a college town known for it's writers program).

Most people in Western Europe will end up where you ended up.
No they won't, because most people in Western Europe don't live in my street. :rolleyes: :p

If I dig a hole under my apartment, I end up in the ocean southeast of Madagascar, apparently. :p
I'm a bit southwest of Australia.
Wow, that's a pretty big difference seeing how you live in the same country. Then again, it is a big country. ;p

No they won't, because most people in Western Europe don't live in my street. :rolleyes: :p

That was just awful. Two demerits for you.

Africa. in north eastern Botswana

Oooohhh, fancy! You're going to be one of the very few in the vicinity. Send us a postcard, will ya?

No they won't, because most people in Western Europe don't live in my street. :rolleyes: :p



Wow, that's a pretty big difference seeing how you live in the same country. Then again, it is a big country. ;p

And they're from opposite sides.

Really deep. "All the way straight through the planet" deep.

http://map.pequenopolis.com/

The long-forgotten childhood question finally solved! :p


Me, I'd end up in the ocean southeast of New Zealand. If you draw a straight line from Melbourne to the southern tip of NZ and continue for pretty much the same distance again in southeastern direction, that's where I'll be bobbing on the waves with my shovel. :)
I don't think you would get past the molten center of the earth. :p

However, when I was a kid, we always talked about ending up in China. :)

NOTE: When I hit dig here, I ended up drowning in the Indian Ocean, west of the Australian city of Perth.

That was just awful. Two demerits for you.
What? It's true. I saw you post in the poll when it was hardly even up - you're supposed to find out exactly for your location, not just say "Oh, it's all going to be kinda in the same, wet place."

Have you never been a kid??

:p

I poped out in Spain about halfway between Salamanca and Valladolid.

I poped out in Spain about halfway between Salamanca and Valladolid.

Australian?

And they're from opposite sides.
Yup.

I don't think you would get past the molten center of the earth. :p
You just have to dig fast. :p

However, when I was a kid, we always talked about ending up in China. :)
Here too! Which makes the whole thing even sillier, really.

I'll be interested to see if someone actually ends up in China. :p

Oooohhh, fancy! You're going to be one of the very few in the vicinity. Send us a postcard, will ya?

*looks at the shrub Brushes and dry grass*

great... now besides food, water and shelter, I need to find a Postcard and a post office. :mad: ;) :p


and seeing that I live on the second floor of my apartment building... the neighbors below will be somewhat pissed at me...

right, i'm off with my snorkel and a shovel to start digging for the crown jewels. see ya later ;)

However, when I was a kid, we always talked about ending up in China. :)
I wonder where Chinese Kids think they'll end up when they dig all the way through?

What? It's true. I saw you post in the poll when it was hardly even up - you're supposed to find out exactly for your location, not just say "Oh, it's all going to be kinda in the same, wet place."

Why should I when I already know my antipodean geography?

Have you never been a kid??:p

Some of us have circumstances that do not afford them the luxury of a childhood.

Aww, how boring. I'd end up in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean, apparently. :p

Africa. in north eastern Botswana
That could be nice, depending on where exactly you ended up. The Chobe delta is very pretty.

Australian?

Better than that.

Ok if I dig a hole in Concord, NC then I end up in the Indian Ocean near Australia. You know, in the future this could be a viable way to travel. Would First Class travel then be having someone dig the hole for you?

in the sea south-east of new zealand very close to that 'international date line' or whatever its called. not swimming distance unfortunately. my drilling machine will have to have an outboard and floatation tanks if i want to get to NZ. think i'd rather fly :p

edit: apparently i need to start digging in central spain in i want to end up in new zealand
Apparently. But you could meet Monkeypimp halfway. :)

Southeastern Indian ocean. (live about an hour west of the Mississippi between Missouri and Minnesota in a college town known for it's writers program). You could dig your way back and write an inspired ode to shovel travel.*nod*

Better than that.

Oh.:(.New Zealander?

I end up just off the west coast of Australia.

Damn, almost hit jackpot.

Oh.:(.New Zealander?

Well done :)

Would First Class travel then be having someone dig the hole for you?


Apparently. But you could meet Monkeypimp halfway. :)

You could dig your way back and write an inspired ode to shovel travel.*nod*

I should call it "It's hot and there's dirt in my ears."

Well done :)

Yes!
*pats self on back*

and seeing that I live on the second floor of my apartment building... the neighbors below will be somewhat pissed at me... :p I'm sure it would still count if you started digging in the front yard.

I wonder where Chinese Kids think they'll end up when they dig all the way through? Good question! Does anyone know?

Why should I when I already know my antipodean geography? Because it would be the fun, non-square thing to do? ;)
Some of us have circumstances that do not afford them the luxury of a childhood. Like a stick up their arse? :p

Aww, how boring. I'd end up in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean, apparently. :p Aww, quick, move to NZ and you can go see Spain!

Better than that. :p

if i start digging in the ross ice shelf i end up in more ice :eek: who'da thunk it?! i love maps :D

"If you dig a really deep hole, where do you find yourself?"

That's easy. A holding cell for your local MP's/Congressman's soul.

I should call it "It's hot and there's dirt in my ears."
Very poetic.*nods*

Interesting... how many people started on a Continent and ended up in the ocean and vice versa... (I ended up in Africa but then I am on an island in the middle of the Pacific.)

Because it would be the fun, non-square thing to do? ;)

Your fun-meters need recalibration.

Like a stick up their arse? :p

I wish.

Just southwest of Australia, in the Indian Ocean.

glubglub

I dug a hole in my backyard in Markham, Ontario, Canada. I ended up in the Indian Ocean, just southwest of Australia. Luckily, I'm not alone there. :D

Good question! Does anyone know?


near the border between argentina and uraguay if you start in shanghai :)

I'll be interested to see if someone actually ends up in China. :p

Possibly the guy who lives in Brazil.

I dug a hole in my backyard in Markham, Ontario, Canada. I ended up in the Indian Ocean, just southwest of Australia. Luckily, I'm not alone there. :D

safety in numbers when facing sharks. they can't eat all of us! i like this shoal mentality! :D

I poped out in Spain about halfway between Salamanca and Valladolid.so far tho, it's just you and me who ended up on dry land. :D :D

Better than that.

*bull you not*

well if i dig from my room i end up in the North Atlantic Ocean some were

safety in numbers when facing sharks. they can't eat all of us! i like this shoal mentality! :D

If I recall corectly from the map thread, there's someone else here who lives in my county. We can dig together. And I can use the other person as shark bait.:)

so far tho, it's just you and me who ended up on dry land. :D :D

Yeah, it's a bit sad that most of us live in the northern hemisphere and mostly opposite water, water, and water. :(

Mann.... the Atlantic and Indian oceans are getting all the people... comon... let's get some out into the pacific... I'll fish you out... I promise!

Hm... I wound up in the middle of some ocean south of Australia... man is it wet here!

*bull you not*

well if i dig from my room i end up in the North Atlantic Ocean some were

I thought you were from the US. See, there's always a lot to learn in my threads. :cool: :p

Possibly the guy who lives in Brazil.

Well, a large portion of South America actually.

If I dig a hole under my apartment, I end up in the ocean southeast of Madagascar, apparently. :p
Me too. Digging from the exact spot where I'm typing.

You live in Riverside County?

I end up to the west of Australia, in the ocean.

Hm... I wound up in the middle of some ocean south of Australia... man is it wet here!
Same place (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11953148&postcount=13)as me ya silly..... :D

I would say that it is not only wet, but probably shark infested? :eek:

of all of you who are diging from were they are seating
say i did

it's actually impossible to dig "down through the earth".

at the point you hit the center of the earth (assuming you could survive it) you would be at the center of the planet's gravity. At which point you would no longer be digging down, you'd be climbing up.

Gahhh! MTAE ended up on Dry Land! :eek:

Same place (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11953148&postcount=13)as me ya silly..... :D

I would say that it is not only wet, but probably shark infested? :eek:

No, but, I think I just saw a stingray swim very close to my feet...

it's actually impossible to dig "down through the earth".

at the point you hit the center of the earth (assuming you could survive it) you would be at the center of the planet's gravity. At which point you would no longer be digging down, you'd be climbing up.

...

Good thing then that nobody was actually talking about digging "down through the earth", is it? :rolleyes: :p

Me too. Digging from the exact spot where I'm typing.

You live in Riverside County?
Sacramento county, actually.

...you'd be climbing up.

Define "up." ;)

if i dig a hole ill end up in china

No, but, I think I just saw a stingray swim very close to my feet...
Comforting huh? :eek:

So if I dug from the middle of my backyard, I'd end up off the coast of Perth, Australia.

Comforting huh? :eek:
Oh yeah... about as comforting as seeing Harper on the news, staring straight into the camera... WAAAAH!! I just made myself cry!

So if I dug from the middle of my backyard, I'd end up off the coast of Perth, Australia.

ill send boats out for you

Sweet! Thanks a lot. I can't swim, and the sharks are coming. :eek:

No, but, I think I just saw a stingray swim very close to my feet...

Comforting huh? :eek:

Oh yeah... about as comforting as seeing Harper on the news, staring straight into the camera... WAAAAH!! I just made myself cry!

shit, missed my cue

Sweet! Thanks a lot. I can't swim, and the sharks are coming. :eek:

hah! it's not the sharks you have to worry about!

hah! it's not the sharks you have to worry about! That's not very comforting. :eek:

hah! it's not the sharks you have to worry about!

what you on about

Sacramento county, actually.
Interesting... 600 or so miles away, and we end in in nearly the same place.

Well, a large portion of South America actually.

But theres someone on NSG who lives in Brazil.

Really deep. "All the way straight through the planet" deep.

http://map.pequenopolis.com/

The long-forgotten childhood question finally solved! :p


Me, I'd end up in the ocean southeast of New Zealand. If you draw a straight line from Melbourne to the southern tip of NZ and continue for pretty much the same distance again in southeastern direction, that's where I'll be bobbing on the waves with my shovel. :)

i think i was told i would end up in china....good thing ,as i love chinese food.

what you on about
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I end up smack in the middle of the Indian Ocean

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wrong side of nation that happen on

wrong side of nation that happen on

huh?

i know my fishy brain is little, but i'm sure that didn't make any sense.

huh?

i know my fishy brain is little, but i'm sure that didn't make any sense.

reference to the Croc Hunter's fatal meeting with a ray. It happened on the other side of Australia where Maraque popped up.

If I dug a hole, it'd never get dug because digging's for chumps.

huh?

i know my fishy brain is little, but i'm sure that didn't make any sense.

it did to me
just messing with you

If I dug a hole, it'd never get dug because digging's for chumps.

Then why aren't you digging?

reference to the Croc Hunter's fatal meeting with a ray. It happened on the other side of Australia where Maraque popped up.

ah.


@imperial isa: there's sea all round oz ya know, and i've had plenty of time to swim it!

*flick fins evilly* use your imagination, there totally is a way to flick fins evilly :P

ah.


@imperial isa: there's sea all round oz ya know, and i've had plenty of time to swim it!

*flick fins evilly* use your imagination, there totally is a way to flick fins evilly :P


watch out for sharks

watch out for sharks

the sharks are my playthings ;)

Then why aren't you digging?

'Cause I'm high and the weed is in front of me, so I don't have to dig for it.

Damned watery. And cold too.

My hole came up somewhere southeast of South Africa and nearly halfway between Africa and Antarctica.

I'd wash up right above the 'great meteor tablemount' (submerged volcano). I would only be around 50 km from the Azores Islands, but If I couldn't swim that far, the ocean currents would carry me right past the Madeira Islands, then Santa Cruz de Tenerife. If I missed all of those, I would wash up on the western Sahara disputed territories of Morocco, or possibly float along the coast to Cape Verde islands.

So it is either Portuguese Island paradise, another Portuguese Island Paradise, Spanish Island paradise, West African war zone, and an ex-portuguese west african island paradise. So apart from the war zone, I got it pretty sweet.

Probably dead. Tunneling through magma would have a negative effect on one's health.

Probably dead. Tunneling through would have a negative effect on one's health.

Thats why you take a shovel.

And some trailmix.

Me, I ended up at approximately the half-way point in the Indian Ocean between Tasmania and Cape Horn.

I was personally amazed to find my exact street, right where I am in rural Colorado. Incredible.

EDITSU: Err...not Cape HORN. Moron...it's that other Cape...what's it called...

Just off the coast of Madagascar for me. "Just." That's a big just...

EDITSU: Err...not Cape HORN. Moron...it's that other Cape...what's it called...

...of good hope?

Looks like a hundred or so kilometres west of the Azores, in the North Atlantic. Hard to tell without a scale, though.

Your own grave.

None of the above.

The answer: On Fire.

None of the above.

The answer: On Fire.

That's why you don't dry off after your shower, so the flames can't eat you.

Just off the coast of Madagascar for me. "Just." That's a big just...

Look at it this way: you've only got about, say, 30 miles to swim? Me, I'd get about maybe .0001% of my journey and then fall apart.

I poped out in Spain about halfway between Salamanca and Valladolid.
I popped out next to Monkeypimp.:)

In the Indian Ocean, halfway between Austrailia and Madagascar.
Being in Oklahoma, I might hit oil first. Too bad my landlord won't give me mineral rights.

Where I am right now (at school in HK), Directly opposite me is a mountainous desert region on the Bolivian/Argentine border, near a large lake - the Laguna De Los Pozuelos.

Where my parents live, opposite is Atlantic sea a few kms off the coast of Larache, which is top of Morocco.

Off the east coast of the USA. Pretty close to Bermuda. - oh crap, it's in the Bermuda Triangle, it looks like. Hmm, maybe the ships from the Triangle end up somewhere around Perth?

I'll end up not too far off the coast of Australia in the Indian Ocean.

Well, ok, pretty far off the coast, but you know, compared to the size of the ocean, not too far.

Off the east coast of the USA. Pretty close to Bermuda. - oh crap, it's in the Bermuda Triangle, it looks like. Hmm, maybe the ships from the Triangle end up somewhere around Perth?

same thing happen to me and i dig from my bed room
were are they then

Define "up." ;)

up is any direction radially out from the center of gravity, of course =P

I end up in the Atlantic. If you take the "border" of Morocco with "Western Sahara" and make it go straight into the Atlantic, my hole ends up somewhere there.

I'm a bit southwest of Australia.

Agreed. I'll meet you there.

Oh no! I ended up right next to Bermuda! I'm not ready for anal probing!!

In a Jules Verne novel.

In the southern Indian Ocean a few hundred miles SSW of Albany, Western Australia.

Indian Ocean.

Everyone who ends up near Perth is welcome to come and crash at my place. I have lots of room, a trampoline and vast quantities of good Australian alcohol.

Sweet. I hope I reach the shore before the sharks get me.

From the northernmost point of the last Japanese island before reaching South Korea...I end up just off the coast of Brazil. Nearly made it to dry land! :)

I'm in the water, quite some distance south-east of New Zealand.

Since I actually went to Auckland once, I can trruthfully say I've almost been to the antipodes. :)

In the middle of the ocean, southwest of Perth, Australia.

Australian?

Better than that.

Pff, not possible. ;)

I ended up in the North Atlantic, almost due west of Lisbon, about 1/3 of the way across the ocean. There is a group of islands nearby, but they don't seem to have a name.

Edit: I'd say the islands would be the Azores, now that I've read Kanabia's & GPN's posts.

Any holes I did tend to be more metaphorical... and tend to end up with me being knee deep in metaphoical shit.

Directly south of Wellington. Unfortunately very far south.

East of New Zealand. I already knew that.

Directly south of Wellington. Unfortunately very far south.

About the distance from Ireland to Spain :p

About the distance from Ireland to Spain :p

About that, yeah. How bout you send a boat for me, so I don't, ya know, die. Nobody wants Ifreann to die, right?









Right?

Really deep. "All the way straight through the planet" deep.

http://map.pequenopolis.com/

The long-forgotten childhood question finally solved! :p


Me, I'd end up in the ocean southeast of New Zealand. If you draw a straight line from Melbourne to the southern tip of NZ and continue for pretty much the same distance again in southeastern direction, that's where I'll be bobbing on the waves with my shovel. :)

After dying of heat in the core I will emerge to drown/die of cold about halfway between North Carolina and Portugal.

Generally if you dig yourself a really big hole you lose the election, then sack Rumsfeld

South east of the southern tip of New Zealand, at a distance of approximately half that between said tip and Tasmania.

I also drowned *cries*

Yup.

I'll be interested to see if someone actually ends up in China. :p

I'm close. I end up in the sea just off the southern tip of South Korea.

I also drowned *cries*I knew I'd end up in the ocean, so I brought a boat. If you can tread water a while I'll pick you up. Eventually. If you're gone when I get there I'll just assume you drown.

Me, I ended up at approximately the half-way point in the Indian Ocean between Tasmania and Cape Horn.

I was personally amazed to find my exact street, right where I am in rural Colorado. Incredible.

EDITSU: Err...not Cape HORN. Moron...it's that other Cape...what's it called...
I can't tell you how glad I am that I'm not the only one who simply cannot get those two names straight. :P

Looks like a hundred or so kilometres west of the Azores, in the North Atlantic. Hard to tell without a scale, though.
This is such a disappointment! I was counting on the Australians to land on dry land, too, not just the Kiwis. :(

Just off the coast of Madagascar for me. "Just." That's a big just... Eh, don't worry. You can pass the time reenacting Jaws with the other Northern Californians. :)

Where I am right now (at school in HK), Directly opposite me is a mountainous desert region on the Bolivian/Argentine border, near a large lake - the Laguna De Los Pozuelos.
Ooooohhhhhh, okay, now you actually made me envious. I would love to pop out there!

Off the east coast of the USA. Pretty close to Bermuda. - oh crap, it's in the Bermuda Triangle, it looks like. Hmm, maybe the ships from the Triangle end up somewhere around Perth?
same thing happen to me and i dig from my bed room
were are they then
:p Maybe your mom threw them out because you left them lying around again?

From the northernmost point of the last Japanese island before reaching South Korea...I end up just off the coast of Brazil. Nearly made it to dry land! :) Yay, someone from a new location! And aw, still ended up in the water. :) :(

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I'm close. I end up in the sea just off the southern tip of South Korea. Damn! We were counting on you! You're "that guy from Brazil", obviously. :p

I knew I'd end up in the ocean, so I brought a boat. If you can tread water a while I'll pick you up. Eventually. If you're gone when I get there I'll just assume you drown.
Lol, that's harsh. :D

Just the way I like my Bitchkittens :cool: :D

*manages to survive*

yay :D

*Peers at poll*

Well... There's clearly waaaaaay too much ocean in the world...

*Peers at poll*

Well... There's clearly waaaaaay too much ocean in the world...
It's the truth. *nods*

In the ocean, SW of Australia.

End up off the coast of Australia, about 1500 miles off the coast, to the west. AKA the middle of absolutely nowhere.

Well, you know, Southeast of Kiwiland, where all the cool kids go to.

Honestly, this thread has two big newsflash values:

1) I never knew one had been supposed to have thought about this as a kid, let alone that one had been supposed to think one'd end up in China

2) While the phenomenom of GoogleEarth did not pass me by completely, I never knew that my very house (easy to identify in that vast nothingness around it) was depicted! That's scary. *is now off to find other people's houses* Yep, this means I can take cross-country stalking to an altogether unprecedented level. Hooray!

1) I never knew one had been supposed to have thought about this as a kid, let alone that one had been supposed to think one'd end up in China

I always thought about this, though I thought I'd end up in Australia.

Oh, well...drowning in the Pacific Ocean is probably preferable to ending up in Australia. ;)

It's the truth. *nods*

We need to start dumping concrete blocks around the place and make some new islands, so we'll survive when we tunnel through the earth.

*Peers at poll*

Well... There's clearly waaaaaay too much ocean in the world...
And there'll be even more when the ice sheets melt and the sea levels rise.

Well, you know, Southeast of Kiwiland, where all the cool kids go to. :cool: You must be the one closest to me, so far. *waves*

Honestly, this thread has two big newsflash values:

1) I never knew one had been supposed to have thought about this as a kid, let alone that one had been supposed to think one'd end up in China

2) While the phenomenom of GoogleEarth did not pass me by completely, I never knew that my very house (easy to identify in that vast nothingness around it) was depicted! That's scary. *is now off to find other people's houses* Yep, this means I can take cross-country stalking to an altogether unprecedented level. Hooray!
1) Sheesh. You and Fass must have been the most unimaginative childhoods imaginable.
2) Just follow my tunnel back through the planet and you're right in my bedroom. :p

Oh, well...drowning in the Pacific Ocean is probably preferable to ending up in Australia. ;) Yeah, at least the fishies won't string you along with promises of chocolate for months. :p

2) Just follow my tunnel back through the planet and you're right in my bedroom. :p
*swims around to find WYTYG's tunnel*

Yeah, at least the fishies won't string you along with promises of chocolate for months. :p
:D :) :rolleyes: :( :mad:

I want my chocolate.

We need to start dumping concrete blocks around the place and make some new islands, so we'll survive when we tunnel through the earth.
I'd appreciate for the concrete block dumpings around my antipode area to be undertaken with great care and preferably not around the time I'm scheduled to, er, surface. Hopefully surface.

:cool: You must be the one closest to me, so far. *waves*
Yeah, just wait till Laerod shows up..

1) Sheesh. You and Fass must have been the most unimaginative childhoods imaginable.
You say that as if it were a bad thing. Also, I prefer my imagination to be at its peak during my adulthood, thankyouverymuch. *imagines*
2) Just follow my tunnel back through the planet and you're right in my bedroom. :p
Like, right now. ;P

*swims around to find WYTYG's tunnel*
You better go back to your own bloody country. ;P

:D :) :rolleyes: :( :mad:
I want my chocolate.
Smiley overkill, so now chocolate for you no more.

P.S. There's chocolate to be had from Kanabia? *considers switching on messenger*

*swims around to find WYTYG's tunnel*
Sorry for dragging this into the gutter, but this sounds like A Day in the Life of a Sperm Cell. :p

Yeah, just wait till Laerod shows up..
Bah, he's in Virginia. Ha!

You say that as if it were a bad thing. Also, I prefer my imagination to be at its peak during my adulthood, thankyouverymuch. *imagines*

Like, right now. ;P
:p

P.S. There's chocolate to be had from Kanabia? *considers switching on messenger* Well, no. Duh. Otherwise poor I V Stalin had gotten it already and this whole discussion would be moot.

You better go back to your own bloody country. ;P


Smiley overkill, so now chocolate for you no more.

P.S. There's chocolate to be had from Kanabia? *considers switching on messenger*
That was my chain of thought when WYTYG mentioned the chocolate. First amusement, then slowly slipping away from that through to mad...

And no, there's no chocolate to be had from Kanabia. Apparently. :rolleyes: Just like there's no way out of the dungeon.

Sorry for dragging this into the gutter, but this sounds like A Day in the Life of a Sperm Cell. :p
Dudette, I so retrained myself to say the exact same thing, and now you go and... do it! Just like that!
Bah, he's in Virginia. Ha!
:p
Ta-hee-hee.

Well, no. Duh. Otherwise poor I V Stalin had gotten it already and this whole discussion would be moot.
Damn. But unlike Stalin, I could, uh, send boob pics to speed matters up? Umm.

That was my chain of thought when WYTYG mentioned the chocolate. First amusement, then slowly slipping away from that through to mad...
A chain of thought, a train of thought.. I love how many things Anglo-Saxons can do with their thoughts. :]

And no, there's no chocolate to be had from Kanabia. Apparently. :rolleyes: Just like there's no way out of the dungeon.
I have no clue, educate me.. is Aussie chocolate worth waiting for?

I have no clue, educate me.. is Aussie chocolate worth waiting for?

He wouldn't know, would he?

But it's yucky dark chocolate and it's been lying around in Kanabiana's room for months now. I'd wager a "no".

He wouldn't know, would he?

But it's yucky dark chocolate and it's been lying around in Kanabiana's room for months now. I'd wager a "no".

Well, some people come back for seconds, you know. I know I knew about the quality of certain chocolates before I started pestering NSers to send me some..;P

Fair point taken.

In the middle of the ocean, way off the coast of New Zealand.

http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/haie.gif
I'm standing on the rubble of the tunnel, the shark ate my shovel, and I want to crawl back home. I'm just glad I could strengthen myself on a couple of coconuts. :p

Damn. But unlike Stalin, I could, uh, send boob pics to speed matters up? Umm.
I could do that too. Wouldn't be my boobs, but I'm sure I could find a picture somewhere on the internet.

I'd bloody hope I could, anyway!

He wouldn't know, would he?

But it's yucky dark chocolate and it's been lying around in Kanabiana's room for months now. I'd wager a "no".
I think it was in his fridge, actually. And dark chocolate FTW! :)

well first of all, none of the options in the poll.

you end up being spat out a volcano as a crispy critter,
in the land that time forgot, or in my basement.

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1) Sheesh. You and Fass must have been the most unimaginative childhoods imaginable. Maybe it's a Swedish thing?

Maybe it's a Swedish thing?
That would rather surprise me, seeing how SoWiBi is German. ;)


ETA: OMG, I have more posts than you. :eek: I'm not even that bad a spammer!

That would rather surprise me, seeing how SoWiBi is German. ;)


ETA: OMG, I have more posts than you. :eek: I'm not even that bad a spammer!I thought she was Swedish. Ah, well, apologies to her, then.

(And apparently you are...heh heh heh. I'm 2.5 years older than you.)

Apparently something like 100 miles WSW of Australia. In the middle of the ocean anyway. I suppose I could try to swim to the Aussies...

Apparently something like 100 miles WSW of Australia. In the middle of the ocean anyway. I suppose I could try to swim to the Aussies...
Not really worth it. Won't get any chocolate from them.

I'm not bitter, honest.

Apparently something like 100 miles WSW of Australia. In the middle of the ocean anyway. I suppose I could try to swim to the Aussies...

Good luck with that. Then again, it seems Maraque was keeping the sharks busy, so you might actually make it. :p

Not really worth it. Won't get any chocolate from them.

I'm not bitter, honest.
Here, have some Australian chocolate (http://www.australianchocolate.com.au/Crikey.html). And no, I did not make it up and it's not a parody. :p

Not really worth it. Won't get any chocolate from them.

I'm not bitter, honest.

No chocolate? Perhaps drowning would be better :p

Good luck with that. Then again, it seems Maraque was keeping the sharks busy, so you might actually make it. :p

Well, that is certainly good news! :D

Here, have some Australian chocolate (http://www.australianchocolate.com.au/Crikey.html). And no, I did not make it up and it's not a parody. :p
I bet they're really pissed off that Steve Irwin died. He'd have been perfect to advertise that. :D

Here, have some Australian chocolate (http://www.australianchocolate.com.au/Crikey.html). And no, I did not make it up and it's not a parody. :p

*stares in wonder*

*breaks out laughing*

:D :D :D

Here, have some Australian chocolate (http://www.australianchocolate.com.au/Crikey.html). And no, I did not make it up and it's not a parody. :p

That's awesome.

Pretty much smack-dab in the middle of the Indian Ocean, about halfway between the Cape of Good Hope and Perth, Australia. :D

I saw something on this on TV a couple weeks ago. With onyl three very small exceptions, everyone in the US ends up in the Indian Ocean. The exceptions are some small islands. Seem if you want to get to China from the Western Hemisphere, you need to be in southern South America.

I saw something on this on TV a couple weeks ago. With onyl three very small exceptions, everyone in the US ends up in the Indian Ocean. The exceptions are some small islands. Yeah, Ju-Nii is the only American so far who made it dry land (Botswana!), and he's in Hawaii.

Seem if you want to get to China from the Western Hemisphere, you need to be in southern South America.
Yep. The Argentine/Bolivian border brings you to Hong Kong, it seems.

The lucky Paraguayans get Taiwan.

Yeah, Ju-Nii is the only American so far who made it dry land (Botswana!), and he's in Hawaii.

Yep. The Argentine/Bolivian border brings you to Hong Kong, it seems.

And two hours north of Buenas Aires gets you to Shanghai.

Oddly enough, there's been a car advertisement on TV in the US lately that shows a fancy SUV falling through the Earth to China, passing all sorts of really strange creatures on the way.

The lucky Paraguayans get Taiwan.
Um, I'm not sure they're so lucky anymore once they break that fact to China. :p

And two hours north of Buenas Aires gets you to Shanghai.

Oddly enough, there's been a car advertisement on TV in the US lately that shows a fancy SUV falling through the Earth to China, passing all sorts of really strange creatures on the way.
Ooh, do you remember the brand? Strangely enough, a "ad hole china" search didn't yield any results on Youtube. :(

From the real "kiryu-shi" in Japan, I end up in the ocean east of uraguay and south of the mouth of the rio de janeiro.

Apparently I end up off the coast of Perth Australia. :)
This was fun WYTYG! Thank you. :fluffle:

In the ocean almost exactly halfway between Australia and Madagascar

Yeah, Ju-Nii is the only American so far who made it dry land (Botswana!), and he's in Hawaii.
and I can't speak swahili! :(


I'm soooo hungry... Everytime I point to my mouth and make chewing motions, they send me to the dentist! :p

*goes to the beach to watch dozens of Americans trying to swim to land*

hehe all those who in up in Australia waters are going to get around up and place in camps

In the ocean almost exactly halfway between Australia and MadagascarWhere are you now? I ended up the same place.

*goes to the beach to watch dozens of Americans trying to swim to land*
:p

I ended up in the sea near the south pole

Any holes I did tend to be more metaphorical... and tend to end up with me being knee deep in metaphoical shit.

ewww... that's the worst kind, they leave a worst stain and the stink... :p

Maybe it's a Swedish thing?
Yay, I made it? I actually got Swedish citizenship already?! And here I am still planning meticulously how to trick people into giving it to me..

That would rather surprise me, seeing how SoWiBi is German. ;)

Uh, maybe not, after all. Good thing I kept the blueprints for the plans.

I thought she was Swedish. Ah, well, apologies to her, then.

No apology needed; I take it as a compliment. A huge one. :] And I compliment you on getting the gender right ;P

I bet they're really pissed off that Steve Irwin died. He'd have been perfect to advertise that. :D

yes we are

By insane random chance, I hit the French Southern and Antarctic lands. They're in the southern ocean, sort of equidistant from Madagascar and Perth.

A few hundred miles roughly west of Perth, Australia. No scale, though, so I don't know exactly how far, but it's hardly swimming distance! :D

*snip*
WTF? :p
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Hah! :p

It's a song title from Independent Worm Saloon (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Independent_Worm_Saloon), a Butthole Surfers album. It has some really random song titles (top album too).

I couldn't think of a snappy one-liner for my edit reason & I wondered if anyone read them anyway. Now I know the answer :p

I always thought about this, though I thought I'd end up in Australia.

Oh, well...drowning in the Pacific Ocean is probably preferable to ending up in Australia. ;)

Right, you've made The List. I knew there was a reason we tried to ban you commies back in the 50s. We won't be sending out Her Maj's Australian Navy to pick you up. ;)

Of course, if you manage to get yourself to shore, I'd be more than happy to share a revitalising ale with you, my shout too! :)

Right, you've made The List. I knew there was a reason we tried to ban you commies back in the 50s. We won't be sending out Her Maj's Australian Navy to pick you up. ;)

Of course, if you manage to get yourself to shore, I'd be more than happy to share a revitalising ale with you, my shout too! :)
Even if I do make it to shore, it'll be the shore of the south island of New Zealand rather than Australia. I'm sure the Kiwis will welcome me with open arms...and a beer better than XXXX or Foster's. :p

In the water, just off the south east coast of New Zealand. No suprise really as most of the Earth is covered in water.

Even if I do make it to shore, it'll be the shore of the south island of New Zealand rather than Australia. I'm sure the Kiwis will welcome me with open arms...and a beer better than XXXX or Foster's. :p

Too true. Fosters & XXXX are shite. I'm amazed that people o/s drink them.

Still, I said it was my shout, so a free beer is a free beer, however you look at it.

Too true. Fosters & XXXX are shite. I'm amazed that people o/s drink them.

Still, I said it was my shout, so a free beer is a free beer, however you look at it.

Foster's is cheap and drinkable. That's all I want.

Hah! :p

It's a song title from Independent Worm Saloon (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Independent_Worm_Saloon), a Butthole Surfers album. It has some really random song titles (top album too).

I couldn't think of a snappy one-liner for my edit reason & I wondered if anyone read them anyway. Now I know the answer :p
I always read them. And the "reasons for deletion", too. It's like reading the obituaries in the paper.

"We mourn the death of Post #37. He was a good post who will be missed by many."

:p

Stuck at the bottom of a really deep hole feeling stupid ?

I always read them. And the "reasons for deletion", too. It's like reading the obituaries in the paper.

"We mourn the death of Post #37. He was a good post who will be missed by many."

:p

I really didn't think anyone paid much attention to them, you proved me wrong. I just wrote that one for the hell of it. :)

I really didn't think anyone paid much attention to them, you proved me wrong. I just wrote that one for the hell of it. :)
Hm, since I was the only one who mentioned it, maybe I am the only one who reads them.
We could totally use the edit reasons field to send each other secret messages! :eek: :p

I end up off the coast of Australia......

Hah! :p

It's a song title from Independent Worm Saloon (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Independent_Worm_Saloon), a Butthole Surfers album. It has some really random song titles (top album too).

I couldn't think of a snappy one-liner for my edit reason & I wondered if anyone read them anyway. Now I know the answer :p
Hey, I wish i'd seen that first. *awards coolness points to Boony*

Hey, I wish i'd seen that first. *awards coolness points to Boony*

Hey, I should be the one to get the coolness points!

Hey, I should be the one to get the coolness points!

You already have plenty.

And I don't see you quoting Butthole Surfers lyrics or song titles... :P

I end up off the coast of Australia......
You and the rest of your country. Except JuNii. :p

You already have plenty.
:fluffle:
And I don't see you quoting Butthole Surfers lyrics or song titles... :P
No, but I saw them first! *nod*

:fluffle:

:fluffle:

No, but I saw them first! *nod*

Okay. Here's your award. *gives award*

You and the rest of your country. Except JuNii. :p

I'm impressed how many people end up off the coast of Australia. We should build a big concrete platform out there for them all.

I'm off the Madagascar coast. Mmm....lemurs...

Off the North Korean coast.

I'll get to see missile launchings. :rolleyes:

I'm impressed how many people end up off the coast of Australia. We should build a big concrete platform out there for them all.
Isn't that what New Zealand is for? Pity it's on the wrong side of the continent. :D

Where are you now? I ended up the same place.

In Kansas. It'd be impossible for me though. I can't even get a shovel halfway into the ground without hitting solid rock. I'm serious, my house is on 6 inches of soil on top of granite. :mad:

I just suppose that this means that we can't dig to China by going straight through the earth...we'll have to dig at a chord, or whatever they're called on spheres.

(Yes, I know the earth isn't a perfect sphere.)

I kinda end up off the coast of Australia too... http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/violent084.gif

Wait! http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/ad/idea.gif So if I just turn right a bit when I get to the centre of the earth...

*Starts digging* :D