False Allegations
Drunk commies deleted
15-11-2006, 16:38
As some of you may know, I'm a member of an Elks lodge. I'm also frequently drunk. Some Swedes are now accusing me of "terrorizing a school". They also allege that I weigh in excess of one thousand pounds. I'd just like to take this time to deny the allegations and to condemn the Swedes for making such irresponsible accusations against me as well as for threatening to shoot me.
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2078926.html?menu=news.quirkies
Ice Hockey Players
15-11-2006, 16:42
Very well, ya drunk. You have our support. Just don't fuck with the Swiss because they have those little gadget knives...we really couldn't help you if you got in trouble with them.
LiberationFrequency
15-11-2006, 16:43
I've done worse after a few drinks
Sane Outcasts
15-11-2006, 16:46
Police have contacted hunters and said that if the animal does not sober up and calm down, it could be shot.
I can just picture the standoff now...
Police: "Sober up NOW or we will fire!"
*elk weaves drunkenly*
Police: "Sober up NOW! Sober up!"
*elk continues to act drunk*
*BLAM*
Red_Letter
15-11-2006, 16:46
Eh, We've all been acccused of terrifying children by the Swedes at some point in our lives. If this is your first time, you've been behaving pretty well.
Carnivorous Lickers
15-11-2006, 17:46
everyone IS aware that it isnt the Swiss that are native to Sweden, right?
Just wanna get that straight.
No one has a "Swedish Army Knife" with spoons and magnifying glasses built in.
LiberationFrequency
15-11-2006, 17:50
everyone IS aware that it isnt the Swiss that are native to Sweden, right?
Just wanna get that straight.
No one has a "Swedish Army Knife" with spoons and megnifying glasses built in.
Everyone is aware apart from red letter and hockey player who have just been pwned.
Drunk commies deleted
15-11-2006, 17:52
Everyone is aware apart from red letter and hockey player who have just been pwned.
Hockey just warned me against messing with the Swiss because of their nifty army knives. He didn't confuse Sweden with Switzerland.
LiberationFrequency
15-11-2006, 17:55
Hockey just warned me against messing with the Swiss because of their nifty army knives. He didn't confuse Sweden with Switzerland.
Ah my mistake
Carnivorous Lickers
15-11-2006, 17:56
Hockey just warned me against messing with the Swiss because of their nifty army knives. He didn't confuse Sweden with Switzerland.
Ok-my mistake too...
Farnhamia
15-11-2006, 17:57
We had a bear here in Colorado that was supposedly suffering from the fermented apples syndrome. It was stumbling around some neighborhood somewhere. Animal Control shot the poor bugger when it turned out it wasn't actually drunk.
Carnivorous Lickers
15-11-2006, 17:58
We had a bear here in Colorado that was supposedly suffering from the fermented apples syndrome. It was stumbling around some neighborhood somewhere. Animal Control shot the poor bugger when it turned out it wasn't actually drunk.
Do bear get rabies?
I know a racoon with rabies behaves like its drunk.
Farnhamia
15-11-2006, 17:59
Do bear get rabies?
I know a racoon with rabies behaves like its drunk.
I imagine they might get rabies. I don't honestly remember what the bear's problem turned out to be, other than fatal.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
15-11-2006, 18:25
No one has a "Swedish Army Knife" with spoons and magnifying glasses built in.
Correct, the Swedish Army Knife has a collapsible dildo built into instead.
United Uniformity
15-11-2006, 18:32
I imagine they might get rabies. I don't honestly remember what the bear's problem turned out to be, other than fatal.
No I think it was the high velocity lead injection that killed it.
Very well, ya drunk. You have our support. Just don't fuck with the Swiss because they have those little gadget knives...we really couldn't help you if you got in trouble with them.
.....:headbang: Why?
Carnivorous Lickers
15-11-2006, 19:32
Correct, the Swedish Army Knife has a collapsible dildo built into instead.
EeeeW...
Farnhamia
15-11-2006, 19:59
Correct, the Swedish Army Knife has a collapsible dildo built into instead.
A collapsible dildo? If I wanted one of those, I'd find a man.