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Some Russian broad sued Coca Cola after she drank about 5,000 liters of the stuff and got heartburn. She won the lawsuit. http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2078964.html?menu=news.quirkies

So which big company are you planning to sue? Personally I think I'm going to sue Verizon for providing the DSL service that got me hooked on Nationstates.

I have to sue...........Milton Bradley.

That idiotic electronic Yahtzee game............

Some Russian broad sued Coca Cola after she drank about 5,000 liters of the stuff and got heartburn. She won the lawsuit. http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2078964.html?menu=news.quirkies

So which big company are you planning to sue? Personally I think I'm going to sue Verizon for providing the DSL service that got me hooked on Nationstates.

Guess it is not just America

I'll go ahead and sue Frito-Lay for making kickass Doritos flavors that make me fat. I'll win millions. Then I'll buy a home gym, lose the weight, twist my ankle, and sue Bowflex. And win even more.

My girlfriend drank a hell of a lot of Diet Cola too and she was diagnosed with Stomach ulcers over the Summer

I'm gonna sue Jolt. :p

Im going to sue my institute of higher learning because having anything but a 4.0 average is detrimental to my self-esteem.

I have to sue...........Milton Bradley.

That idiotic electronic Yahtzee game............

Oh my God, no way! I thought I was the only one! The old liquid crystal screen one? The one where you can see the dice in teh screen even when they're not lit up? I couldn't stop playing for hours! Luckily we lost it last time we moved.

Oh my God, no way! I thought I was the only one! The old liquid crystal screen one? The one where you can see the dice in teh screen even when they're not lit up? I couldn't stop playing for hours! Luckily we lost it last time we moved.

yep, that very one. ;)

It's so worn out at this point it's pathetic.

I'll go ahead and sue Frito-Lay for making kickass Doritos flavors that make me fat. I'll win millions. Then I'll buy a home gym, lose the weight, twist my ankle, and sue Bowflex. And win even more.
Money which you will then, I suppose, spend on ice cream during your recovery, getting hugely fat again. Then its just a matter of suing Häagen-Dasz for enough money to build an indoor swimming pool . . .

5,000 liters and all she got was heartburn :eek:

I have used a lot of some drugs, and some, not at all. Mainly pot and beer, but a little bit of coke. I'm real sorry about the coke, but there are times when I feel like partying and staying up real late, and coke can really help you do that.

Oh, you mean the other kind of coke.

I think I'd sue FooCo for the defective button noses on their stuffed bunnies. Oh wait, Mom Walters beat me to it. Never mind then.

I got heartburn from coke.
That's why I switched to sprite.

Where's my limo?

I'll sue myself. Either way I won't win or lose anything. Ha! :rolleyes:

I'll sue myself. Either way I won't win or lose anything. Ha! :rolleyes:

What about legal fees?

She only got £62-pretty pathetic.
But drinking 3 LITRES a day is obviously bad for your health,I think it was stupidity on her part.
She's seeking £59,000 in moral damages-that's disgusting in my opinion.

Trilby63;11950842']What about legal fees?

I pay myself! :D

Trilby63;11950842']What about legal fees?

He could represent himself.

I pay myself! :D

Aha,cunning!

He could represent himself.

What's that saying about having a fool for a client? Anyway, he'd still have to pay court costs.

What's that saying about having a fool for a client? Anyway, he'd still have to pay court costs.

Did you just call me a fool?! :eek:

i'd sue walkers cause they don't sell those yummy salt n vinegar crisps in germany.. i have to suffer a lot you know :'(
and if they start selling them over here id sue them again cause i'd look like a whale :D

Did you just call me a fool?! :eek:

No! I would never say that. I was just asking about that old saying. Something about a man who represents himself in court or something.

Did you just call me a fool?! :eek:

No, he called your Legal Client a fool. ;)

I'm suing God, for making so many damned idiots in the world, which as a result gives me homicidal tendencies.

I think I'll sue Three Rings design for designing an amazingly addicting game that takes up way too much of my time.

I pay myself! :D

Court fees?

I'll sue myself. Either way I won't win or lose anything. Ha! :rolleyes:

As for court costs, claim you have no money and want the state to pay the cost as well as what you're suing yourself for. Supposedly, a prison inmate did just that.

Colgate or Goodyear
Bitches are closing down Factories because they are makin a profit.:gundge:

In a landmark ruling, two Russian courts agreed that Coca Cola had failed to warn of the potential health risks of drinking too much Coke and awarded Miss Kashuba £62. ... Hahahahaha.

I'm going to sue Dell for making a laptop that they forced me to buy and spend all of my time on.

I'm going to sue Hasbro for all their GOD DAMNED US/EURO EXCLUSIVE PONIES. What, my Australian dollars aren't good enough for you, you lazy bastards? In the past I used to get stomach ulcers from arguing with people about shit like that. OH! And I'll tack on the cost of all the packages of ponies that I paid for that people never sent me. If Hasbro had their shit together, I could have bought them from stores here without stupid shipping costs and lying bastards ripping me off.

5,000 liters and all she got was heartburn :eek:
No, she got heart-burn and sixty odd pounds in cash.

I reckon she needs one of those t-shirts that say "I drank 5,000 litres of coke and all I got was this lousy t-shirt, heart-burn, sixty-two pounds in cash and a fuck-load of pounds added to my waist-line".


Colgate or Goodyear
Bitches are closing down Factories because they are makin a profit.
As for those bastard-fucks colgate, they wont be getting any cash outta my house in the future. Considering just about every product in our bathroom bears their name, this is probably more a hassle for me than it is for them...:(