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I'm hungry for ice cream, well.. to be specific, peanutbutter swirl, you know, vanilla ice cream with the chunks of peanutbutter?

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Well anyway.. Being on NS got me thinking. What if some well known political people had their own ice creams based on their political views, what would they be like?

John Liberman ice cream looks blue, but tastes like watermelon (red).

Bill Clinton - Not Suitable For Under 18s, as described by The K. Starr Confectionary Company

George W. Bush - an otherwise empty 2L box with vouchers for tubs of "Dick Cheney", "Condoleeza Rice" or "Donald Rumsfield" ice cream.

Tutti Frutti Foley ice cream - Taste the flavor Congressional pages are raving about in D.C.

Donald Rumsfeld Ice Cream:

http://www.justdoughit.com/photos/sbcone.JPG

Get it? It's being tortured.



I suck at this game.

Rush Limbaugh Ice Cream - Naturally Flavored With Real Bovine Excrement! ;)

Michael Hayden would be a Slushee -- get it? 'Cause he's head of the CIA? And the CIA uses slush funds? Huh?

Eh... I suck at ice cream humor.

Michael Hayden would be a Slushee -- get it? 'Cause he's head of the CIA? And the CIA uses slush funds? Huh?

So? Slush funds are a staple of government agencies. The Company just made them (in)famous.

Tutti Frutti Foley ice cream - Taste the flavor Congressional pages are raving about in D.C.

LOL... just reminded me of an old, off-topic joke though.. :)

Q: Why don't senators use bookmarks?
A: Because they like their pages bent over.

Bob Dole: pineapple (Dole brand pineapples)

Ray Nagin: chocolate (comment about a chocolate city)

Sheila Kuehl, Mary Jo Hudson, Betty Montgomery, Ken Blackwell, Mark Foley, and that guy in Washington: rainbow sherbet (rainbow flag (homosexual))

LOL... just reminded me of an old, off-topic joke though.. :)

Q: Why don't senators use bookmarks?
A: Because they like their pages bent over.

Well, that's actually somewhat relevant in Foley's case.

Well, that's actually somewhat relevant in Foley's case.

:) I meant off-topic of ice cream. I shall redeem myself.

Nancy Pelosi Ice Cream: apricot (looks like a peach, but small, a little bitter, and doesn't taste quite like you expect)

EDIT: Oh, and because I couldn't resist -- Tony Blair Ice Cream: the lemon-limey goodness. (I'm tired. He's a lemon of a PM. And he's a limey. :) It was funnier in my head.)

Rocky Road Schwarzenegger ice cream - Not for girly-men.

Well NS has been exhausted so i shall depart.

Donald Rumsfeld Ice Cream:

http://www.justdoughit.com/photos/sbcone.JPG

Get it? It's being tortured.



I suck at this game.

Made me crack up. :p

Rush Limbaugh Ice Cream - Naturally Flavored With Real Bovine Excrement! ;)

Damn, you beat me to it.

Michael J. Fox Ice Cream - makers of Rush Limbaugh Ice Cream denounce it for having artificial ingredients

George Allen Ice Cream - Now With 27% More Macaca! And none of that pesky winning elections!

John Kerry Ice Cream - flavored with waffles (hey, someone had to do it)

Enron Ice Cream - advertised as being two gallons despit coming in an ordinary container, and when you open it, you discover it's made primarily out of packing foam and costs the entire amount of your 401(k)

Ann Coulter Ice Cream - flavored with venom and copious amounts of garbage. Most people hate it, but a few crazy people can't get enough. Stipulates that supermarkets are not allowed to sell it to liberals.

Vernon Robinson and Ken Blackwell's Joint Venture Ice Cream - denounces competitors as homosexual because they haven't spun off any new flavors

R. J. Reynolds Ice Cream - denounces government interference but actually gets you hooked on cigarettes

All right, I've had enough.

I'm hungry for ice cream, well.. to be specific, peanutbutter swirl, you know, vanilla ice cream with the chunks of peanutbutter?

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*eats her Reese cup ice cream*



Well anyway.. Being on NS got me thinking. What if some well known political people had their own ice creams based on their political views, what would they be like?
hmm....I am not sure, my brain is kinda messed up from eating ice cream before 10am

hmm....I am not sure, my brain is kinda messed up from eating ice cream before 10am

Stick to Pixy Stix. And Jolt Cola. The breakfast of champions.

Stick to Pixy Stix. And Jolt Cola. The breakfast of champions.

great advice!

The democrats= Teaberry for the economic "pinko" liberals, and rainbow sherbet for the pro-homosexual social liberals.

Environmentalists= Ben & Jerry's Phish Food (my favorite and guess what I am a tree hugger (although a Republican one)

The Moral Majority= Plain. Not vanilla, just plain. This was inspired by Ned Flanders of the Simpsons odering a plain ice cream at a sporting event on one of the episodes of the Simpsons.

The House of Representatives = Pork flavored ice cream.

Republicans = Ice cream flavored with the sweet taste of defeat (unfortunately).

Feminists = Yeast ice cream, fish flavored ice cream.

m moore ice cream - lard

Some more that are probably awful and for which I'm probably going to hell...

Iraq Ice Cream - an ongoing battle between chocolate and vanilla for supremacy of the carton while strawberry demands its own carton despite objections from Turkey Ice Cream.

FEMA Ice Cream - after a flood at the factory leaves entire shipments contaminated and many suffer food poisoning from the ice cream, FEMA Co. offers relief in the form of a $1 off coupon for a future purchase of ice cream. Business partner George W. Bush states FEMA did a "heckuva job" and praises the release of Brownie Ice Cream, which contains a $2,000 debit card.

Rick Santorum Ice Cream - compares other ice cream flavors to bestiality and slings mud at rivals.