NationStates Jolt Archive

Who has had the pleasure of seeing Avenue Q? I don't think it will last as long as Phantom has, but it will still run for at least a decade.

KATE
The internet is really really great
TREKKIE MONSTER
For porn
KATE
I’ve got a fast connection so i don’t have to wait
TREKKIE
For porn
KATE
Huh?
There's always some new site,
TREKKIE
For porn!
I browse all day and night
TREKKIE
For porn!
KATE
It's like i’m surfing at the speed of light
TREKKIE
For porn!
KATE
Trekkie!

TREKKIE
The internet is for porn
KATE
Trekkie!
TREKKIE
The internet is for porn,
KATE
What are you doing!?
TREKKIE
Why you think the net was born?
Porn porn porn

KATE
Treee—kkie!
TREKKIE
Oh hello kate monster
KATE
You are ruining my song
TREKKIE
Oh me sorry, me no mean to
KATE
Well if you wouldnt mind please being quiet for a minute so i can finish?
TREKKIE
Me no talkie
KATE
Good

I’m glad we have this new technology
TREKKIE
For porn
KATE
Which gives us untold opportunity
TREKKIE
For por—oops, sorry
KATE
Right from you own desktop
TREKKIE
For ---
KATE
You can research browse and shop
Until you’ve had enough and your ready to stop
TREKKIE
FOR PORN!!


Trekkie!
TREKKIE
The internet is for porn!
KATE
Noooo
TREKKIE
The internet if for porn!
KATE
Trekkie
TREKKIE
Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn!

KATE
That’s gross you’re a pervert
TREKKIE
Ah, sticks and stones Kate monster
KATE
NO really, your a pervert
Normal people don’t sit at home and look
At porn on the internet
TREKKIE
Ohhhh?
KATE
What?!
TREKKIE
You have no idea
Ready normal people?

NORMAL PEOPLE
Ready--- ready ----ready

TREKKIE
Let me hear it!

TREKKIE AND GUYS
The internet is for porn!
PRINCETON
Sorry kate
TREKKIE AND GUYS
The internet is for porn!
PRINCETON
I masturbate!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
All these guys unzip their flies
For porn, porn, porn!

KATE
The internet is not for porn!!

TREKKIE AND GUYS
PORN!, PORN, P---

KATE
HOLD ON A SECOND!

Now i know for a fact that you, Rob, check your portfolio and trade stocks online

ROB
That’s correct.

KATE
And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com

BRIAN
Sure!

KATE
And Gary, you keep selling your possesions on Ebay

GARY
Yes I do!

KATE
And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card

PRINCETON
True!

TREKKIE
Oh, but Kate-
What you think he do . . .after? hmm?

PRINCETON
. .yeah

KATE
EEEWWWWW!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
The internet is for porn!
KATE
Gross!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
The internet is for porn!
KATE
I hate porn
TREKKIE AND GUYS
Grab your dick and double click
KATE
I hate you men!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
For porn, porn, porn!
(harmonizing) porn, porn, porn, porn
KATE
I’m leaving!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
Porn, porn, porn, porn
porn, porn, porn, porn
KATE
I hate the internet!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
Porn, porn, porn, porn

TREKKIE
The internet is for

TREKKIE AND SOME
The internet is for

TREKKIE AND ALL
The internet is for PORN!

TREKKIE
YEAH!

Everrone's a rittre bit lascist!

I haven't seen the show yet, but in do have the music. It's great :)

This December I'm taking my best friend up to NY to see it for Christmas. She's the one who introduced me to the show a while back.

Everrone's a rittre bit lascist!

"The Jews have all
The money
And the whites have all
The power!
And I'm always in taxi-cab
With driver who no shower!"

"The Jews have all
The money
And the whites have all
The power!
And I'm always in taxi-cab
With driver who no shower!"

"I can't even get a taxi!"

I just love hearing Gary Coleman say "Those stupid Pollaks!"

So... only the guys are interested in porn?

How stereotypical, and, frankly, wildly inaccurate.

So... only the guys are interested in porn?

How stereotypical, and, frankly, wildly inaccurate.

Its a joke. Something you are supposed to laugh at. Not try to find something wrong with it. :rolleyes:

Sorry, guess I'm just in a dour mood.

*Takes two steps back from posting further.*

So... only the guys are interested in porn?

How stereotypical, and, frankly, wildly inaccurate.
It's their characters. Kate Monster's character wouldn't be interested in that sort of thing.

"Everybody grab your dicks and double click for porn, porn, porn."

I just love hearing Gary Coleman say "Those stupid Pollaks!"

"Whatcha talkin about Kate? You was tellin a black joke!"

I own the soundtrack. :p

I have no idea what you people are talking about.

Avenue Q is a musical parody based off Sesame Street.

Haven't seen it though.

avenue Q kicks ass!
and 'the internet is for porn' is fun to sing during lessons or when youre drunk :D

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/captq.jpg
Q.

I have no idea what you people are talking about.

Look it up, and be enlightened.

Now.

:D

What do you do with a BA in English? What is my life going to be? 4 years of college and plenty of knowledge have earned me this useless degree.

I can't pay the bills yet cause I have no skills yet. The world is a big scary place. But, somehow I can't shake the feeling I might make a difference to the human race.