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As inspired by a misunderstanding here: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=11941543

Imagine that celebrity hunting is now a state sanctioned sport hunting event.

You have a bag limit of 5.

Whose heads will adorne your den?

(Still thinking of mine.)

Tom Cruise
And anyone one else who made a bad movie.

Paris Hilton....five times.

Tom Cruise
Paris Hilton
Nicole Richie
Britney Spears
K-Fed.

Tom Cruise:mp5:
Britney Spears:sniper:
Angeline Jolie:gundge:
Lindsey Lohan:gundge:
New Naliitr:mp5:

New Naliitr:mp5:
Uh... he's *not* a celebrity, no matter how much you want to bag him.

Stephen Baldwin
Kirk Cameron
..........

uh.......

Nicholas Cage

that's all I got right now.

alec baldwin
barbara streisand
george clooney
martin sheen
rosie odonut odonnel

:upyours: :upyours: :upyours: :upyours: :upyours:
:mp5: :sniper::mp5: :sniper: :mp5:

Tom Cruise
Jessica Simpson
Rush Limbaugh
Paris Hilton
and Mike Meyers, just because he makes me laugh.

Tom Cruise had better have plenty of body doubles with the number of people who want to mount his head as a trophy! :p

Bill O'Reilly
Paris Hilton
Tom Cruise
I cant think of others

As inspired by a misunderstanding here: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=11941543

Imagine that celebrity hunting is now a state sanctioned sport hunting event.

You have a bag limit of 5.

Whose heads will adorne your den?

(Still thinking of mine.)
Micheal Moore
Elton John
Celine Dion
Paris Hilton
Anna Nichol Smith

CCHHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK NNOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No, really, i'm gonna bag Chuck Norris! This definitely is gonna be a group effort, so who's with me!!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!

And let's steal his toilet paper while we're at it: http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/6/65/Chuck_norris_toilet_paper.jpg/108px-Chuck_norris_toilet_paper.jpg

The bag limit's only 5 eh?

1) Paris Hilton.
2) Dickhead One that hosts Australian Idol (can't remember their names off the top of my head).
3) Dickhead Two that hosts Australian Idol (can't remember their names off the top of my head).
4) Donald Trump, someone just has to do something about that evil hair.
5) Paris Hilton again, to make 100% certain that she's dead.

Paris Hilton. Six times.

Paris Hilton
Ann Coulter
Bill O'Reilly
Jessica Simpson
Puff Dady

With my help, maybe bleach blond wont be so popular.

C'mon, does'nt anyone want to join me in the Chuck Norris hunt?

Tom Cruise:mp5:

I suggest his remains be put behind the exhaust of an F/A-18 while it has afterburners on. (Since there are no operational F-14s left)



Lindsey Lohan:gundge:


Bury the skinny girl with freeze-dried preserved lard and freeze-dried frozen hamburgers. That will have future archeologists confused as to the symbolism.

C'mon, does'nt anyone want to join me in the Chuck Norris hunt?

I will. *Wields M-60 in Rambo fashion*

I suggest his remains be put behind the exhaust of an F/A-18 while it has afterburners on. (Since there are no operational F-14s left)I'll donate money to have one restored just for that purpose.

I suggest his remains be put behind the exhaust of an F/A-18 while it has afterburners on. (Since there are no operational F-14s left)




Bury the skinny girl with freeze-dried preserved lard and freeze-dried frozen hamburgers. That will have future archeologists confused as to the symbolism.

I like your thinking! :D

Micheal Moore
Gonna need an elephant gun to take down that lard-ass.

My list would be (no particular order):
Paris Hilton
Tom Cruise
The irritating host off 'Fear Factor'
The irritating host off 'Survivor'
The irritating host off 'American Idol'

(anyone starting to notice a theme to my list?)

Also, I'd prefer to do it a la 'Running Man' style.
Or perhaps Roman Gladiator. Except only I have weapons.

Also, I'd prefer to do it a la 'Running Man' style.
Or perhaps Roman Gladiator. Except only I have weapons.

Give them swords made of soft wood :D. That way they can only delay the innevitable while extending how long it is fun for.

George Bush jr.
Dick Cheney (Just to be safe)
Jeb Bush (I'm from Florida)
Tom Cruise
And I'll join in on the Chuck Norris hunt. (but I want an Abrams to hunt in got's to be safe you know)

And I'll join in on the Chuck Norris hunt. (but I want an Abrams to hunt in got's to be safe you know)

Chicken! I'm going in Rambo-style with only an M-60!

*takes down names of people going on Chuck Norris hunt*
*calls funeral director*

Chicken! I'm going in Rambo-style with only an M-60!

Chuck Norris? with only an M60 ?

Isn't the reason for this hunt to put thier heads on your wall not to put your head on his?
Thanks but I will keep my "chicken mobile"

(just kidding)

Well, lesse:
Rush Limbaugh
Chuck Norris
Paris Hilton
Dickhead who masterminded, what, "Purplelicious"? Is that what it was called? It's annoying.
Dick Cheney

Nicholas Cage for being in that awful remake of The Wicker Man.

The director of that same crappy remake. Way to ruin what was a brilliant movie.

By bag we mean kill, right?

Edit: And Paris Hilton. No explanations hould be necessary.

#1 Michael Moore:mp5: :sniper:
#2, 3, and 4 The Dixie Chicks
#5 Tom Cruise

If I were to cheat I'd list #6 for Sean Penn

Kevin Federline
Peter Andre
Nikki from BB
Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton (just to make damn sure)

C'mon, does'nt anyone want to join me in the Chuck Norris hunt?

I think I have some ammo left I can use to help with this little hunt.

Lindsey Lohan:gundge:


Seriously?

She was pretty hot before she lost all that weight.

I'd bag her alive and feed her up a little.

Still soar the Dixie Chicks dared to criticize your precious boy wonder King Bod?

Seriously, wanting to kill the President and Vice President is pretty scary for some of you and probably will get you on some sort of watch list. I'd be wary of these things. Now if they just so happened to die of a heart attack or something I wouldn't be too upset. Having said that here is my list...

1. Rush Limbaugh for destroying intelligent political discourse
2. Michael Moore same reason
3. Bill O'Reilly same reason
4. Tom Cruise for the sake of scientology
5. Pat Robertson for being the devil incarnate

Still soar the Dixie Chicks dared to criticize your precious boy wonder King Bod?

There is more reason than the one you mention.

Their personal war with Toby Keith with complete distaste and disrepect within the Country Music community.

There is more reason than the one you mention.

Their personal war with Toby Keith with complete distaste and disrepect within the Country Music community.

So I'm presuming you hate Toby Keith for starting that little tiff? Not that I'm a fan of Toby anyway, he's got some good music, but like the Chicks should really stay out of politics.

So I'm presuming you hate Toby Keith for starting that little tiff? Not that I'm a fan of Toby anyway, he's got some good music, but like the Chicks should really stay out of politics.

You misinterpreted my last post.

Toby Keith is awesome. Having American songs isn't being in politics.

When i said "distaste and disrespect" I was referring to the Dixie Chicks appearing at the CMA Awards wearing a t-shirt stating, "F.U.T.K." That was what I was referring to as distasteful and disrespectful in respects to the country music community.

Also, when Toby Keith came out with "Courtesy of the Red, White, and Blue. (Mad American Song) which I loved and have the cd and had it as one of my ringtones on my cell phone. The Dixie Chicks came out strong against Toby Keith and his songs.

No, I do NOT and will NOT buy a Dixie Chicks cd and if a radio station plays a song, I immediately change stations.

I like Toby Keith a hell of a lot better than the Dixie Chicks.

To be quite honest, my boycott of the chicks has a lot more to do with their disrespect of Toby Keith than President Bush.

Bon Jovi!!!!

When i said "distaste and disrespect" I was referring to the Dixie Chicks appearing at the CMA Awards wearing a t-shirt stating, "F.U.T.K." That was what I was referring to as distasteful and disrespectful in respects to the country music community.

Er, they wore those shirts because Keith and his fans were wearing shirts that said "F.U.D.C." Toby Keith started the whole thing, and nothing you say is going to change reality.

Gonna need an elephant gun to take down that lard-ass.


or a guillotine baited with a bacon double cheeseburger with all the trimmins.

As inspired by a misunderstanding here: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=11941543

Imagine that celebrity hunting is now a state sanctioned sport hunting event.

You have a bag limit of 5.

Whose heads will adorne your den?

(Still thinking of mine.)
You rule!:D
1)Paris Hilton
2)Chuck Norris
3)Angelina Jolie
4)Anna Nicole-Smith
5)Christina Auguliera

Er, they wore those shirts because Keith and his fans were wearing shirts that said "F.U.D.C." Toby Keith started the whole thing, and nothing you say is going to change reality.

Show me a source........The only thing I could find was how the fans wore the FUDC t-shirts not Toby Keith......In fact, the only thing that I could find was the worst thing Toby said to the Chicks was to shut up.

Just because the fans wore those t-shirts doesn't mean that Toby Keith wore one. He didn't. As for the chicks they did in public. So that's a hell of a lot worse than Toby Keith saying "shut up"