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http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Music/11/13/people.jagger.reut/index.html

Dead at 93. My god, considering the way Mick Jagger looks at 63, his dad must've looked like a strip of beef jerky! :eek:

Still, he sounded like a pretty cool guy.

Must be a slow news day if they're reporting on the deaths of people related to celebrities.

Yes he does.

Must be a slow news day if they're reporting on the deaths of people related to celebrities.

In other news, we'll tell you why the sky is blue and the grass is green.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Music/11/13/people.jagger.reut/index.html

Dead at 93. My god, considering the way Mick Jagger looks at 63, his dad must've looked like a strip of beef jerky! :eek:

Still, he sounded like a pretty cool guy.

Drug and alcohol abuse will make you look much older than you are. Live hard, live short, and look like hell.

In other news, we'll tell you why the sky is blue and the grass is green.
And, why those pesky bears won't stop shitting in your forests!

And, why those pesky bears won't stop shitting in your forests!

Also we'll show you the weather with our weatherman Ollie!

Ollie: It's goin' rain!

Thank you Ollie.

Also we'll show you the weather with our weatherman Ollie!

Ollie: It's goin' rain!

Thank you Ollie.

Tonight's forecast: Dark. With continuing dark throughout the night changing into widely scattered light in the morning. :)

Also we'll show you the weather with our weatherman Ollie!

Ollie: It's goin' rain!

Thank you Ollie.

In other news, Diane's a whore. More on that later, but first...

Given the length of time Egyptian mummies have been preserved, I am fairly confident that Mr. Jagger will be wandering around for millenia to come.

Anybody seen Robin Williams on Broadway?

"'oy, I smoked yer brother once..." *chortle*

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Music/11/13/people.jagger.reut/index.html

Dead at 93. My god, considering the way Mick Jagger looks at 63, his dad must've looked like a strip of beef jerky! :eek:

Still, he sounded like a pretty cool guy.

Mick Jagger was BORN...!!?

I always thought he was hatched and raised by Sea Bass, and had to return to the water after performances, lest he become even MORE dried out looking.

Or was that Steven Tyler..?

Mick Jagger was BORN...!!?

I always thought he was hatched and raised by Sea Bass, and had to return to the water after performances, lest he become even MORE dried out looking.

Or was that Steven Tyler..?

Confused weasel says what?

Mick Jagger was BORN...!!?

I always thought he was hatched and raised by Sea Bass, and had to return to the water after performances, lest he become even MORE dried out looking.

Or was that Steven Tyler..?

Or maybe a whole generation of super models :p

You mean there is nothing better to report about? Quick someone call up Michael Jackson and have him goto a play ground, then call the cops. That's news worthy!

You mean there is nothing better to report about? Quick someone call up Michael Jackson and have him goto a play ground, then call the cops. That's news worthy!

Eh, not really, after awhile an angle get tired out.

So Michael Jackson is a pedophile, whoopee doo.

Now if Michael Jordan was a pedophile.....

Today, a young man on acid realised that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves... here's Tom with the weather.

Bill Hicks, what a genius.

Yeah, the Lip's dad is an alright guy. I remember how he and I used to not have a beer together every Saturday night.

Today, a young man on acid realised that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves... here's Tom with the weather.

Bill Hicks, what a genius.

Best. Broadcast. Ever.

As for Bill Hicks, the fact that he died young proves that God is vengeful and decisive.

Eh, not really, after awhile an angle get tired out.

So Michael Jackson is a pedophile, whoopee doo.

Now if Michael Jordan was a pedophile.....


Actually that would be funny. Not him being a pedophile but imagine if somebody mixed up both of their names

Just imagine the headline:

"Michael Jackson former basketball player is accused of being a pedophile" :p