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Purely hypothetical question of course...but who would it be? Who would you dig for?

I'd be willing to give anyone on NS the funeral of their choice, provided I don't have to pay for it.

Purely hypothetical question of course...but who would it be? Who would you dig for?

Someone small so I don't have to dig up as much dirt.

I'd dig for Smunkee. She's tiny.

I value hard work so I will bury NS manly übermensch Wilgrove. Then exhume him.

I'd dig for Smunkee. She's tiny.

you mean you would dig a hole I told you to dig........I think otherwise this is a creepy statement.


also


<--------- not tiny

Im surprised no one has said MTAE yet.

you mean you would dig a hole I told you to dig........I think otherwise this is a creepy statement.
...no, I mean, dig a hole to put your corpse into. This is a creepy thread.

<--------- not tiny
...didn't you say you were something like 5'4", and around a hundred pounds?

...no, I mean, dig a hole to put your corpse into. This is a creepy thread.
:eek:


...didn't you say you were something like 5'4", and around a hundred pounds?

I am 5'2" and I don't believe I have ever mentioned my weight, although I have lost 73 pounds in the last year........scared yet?

:eek:
:(

I am 5'2" and I don't believe I have ever mentioned my weight, although I have lost 73 pounds in the last year........scared yet?
Very. :eek:

I have come to bury Saint Uriel (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/member.php?u=619432), not to praise him.

:([/wuote]
it's just this isn't the type of popularity thread I thought I would show up in...


[quote]Very. :eek:
I have been sick.

I am 5'2"
That's tiny, tiny. ;)
and I don't believe I have ever mentioned my weight, although I have lost 73 pounds in the last year........scared yet?

You suck.

(actually you rock and I suck, but I'm being a baby about it...congrats...grumble...)

Don't bury me! :(

I want to be dust in the wind, damn it!

I have been sick.
Oh. Well, that really sucks. Is it bad? Like, life-threatening bad? :(

Don't bury me!

I want to be dust in the wind, damn it!
We can compromise.

*buries Ruffy with a kiloton of TNT, detonates it*

I want to be dust in the wind, damn it!
But everybody's just dust in the wind..

Myself.

We can compromise.

*buries Ruffy with a kiloton of TNT, detonates it*
Not a bad idea!
But everybody's just dust in the wind..

Well, I'm not waiting a few years of rotting just to become dust.

Well, I'm not waiting a few years of rotting just to become dust.
After that, you'd have to wait for a few hundred years of erosion to become "in the wind". *nod*

After that, you'd have to wait for a few hundred years of erosion to become "in the wind". *nod*

Yeah, I was too lazy to try and include that in my post.

if I could, I would bury you all up to your necks in the warm sands of our beaches (not with the intent of drowning anyone of course.)
:D :D :D

Im surprised no one has said MTAE yet.

We'd just throw him in a ditch.

I will live to bury you all.

I am 5'2" and I don't believe I have ever mentioned my weight, although I have lost 73 pounds in the last year........scared yet?
HA im 5'3" but i only weigh 102

We'd just throw him in a ditch.
What about me? :D

Eutrusca.

LG, but in mud as opposed to mere dirt.

So, either:

A. Everybody is dead and I get to choose who I want to bury.

B. I have to kill someone off and bury them.

C. I get to bury someone alive.

That's a crap choice. If I had to bury someone out of a big pile of bodies, i'd grab someone on the edge of the pile to save me digging through the pile of corpses. Even if someone I like misses out on a proper burial. And i'd get in trouble if I answered option B or C honestly.

I can't believe this thread is still, um, alive.

So, either:

A. Everybody is dead and I get to choose who I want to bury.

B. I have to kill someone off and bury them.

C. I get to bury someone alive.

That's a crap choice. If I had to bury someone out of a big pile of bodies, i'd grab someone on the edge of the pile to save me digging through the pile of corpses. Even if someone I like misses out on a proper burial. And i'd get in trouble if I answered option B or C honestly.
I assume it is C; which reminds me, Kanabia, are you up for some Amontillado? Only, we'll have to go down to the cellar together to get it.

I assume it is C; which reminds me, Kanabia, are you up for some Amontillado? Only, we'll have to go down to the cellar together to get it.

Lead the way. ;)

HA im 5'3" but i only weigh 102

I'm 5'6" but I only weigh 105.

And I don't think I'd want to bury anyone.:(

If it's alive and in a vat of chocolate pudding, I volunteer. :)

I would only bury someone as part of zombification. Hmmm...NS zombies.:cool:

I'll bury anybody, I dont care.

I'll bury anybody, I dont care.

Oooo! ME!ME!ME!ME! :D

...no, I mean, dig a hole to put your corpse into. This is a creepy thread.


...didn't you say you were something like 5'4", and around a hundred pounds?

I think you're confusing the two of us dude :eek:

I think you're confusing the two of us dude :eek:

Hey, Darknovae, what's that? *pushes T3H Pancake into a grave*

*Smacks LNI over head with shovel*

Haha! I finally did it! Time to dispose of the body. I'll bury him with the hookers I killed.

And I don't think I'd want to bury anyone.:(
Oh, tell the truth! You know you hate me and wanna bury me just because I like sex and you don't! :p haha

*Smacks LNI over head with shovel*

Haha! I finally did it! Time to dispose of the body. I'll bury him with the hookers I killed.

NO! I don't want post-mortem herpes!

I can't believe this thread is still, um, alive.

semi-rofl

It has been ressurected it seems, now on life support.

Oh, tell the truth! You know you wanna bury me just because I like sex and you don't! :p haha

Be careful of the grasshopper! Grasshoppers jump, and they jump very high!

Phantom of the Opera reference. I'll explain later if no one gets it. If someone does get it, that's also good.:D

Can I bury them after I cremate them?

Be careful of the grasshopper! Grasshoppers jump, and they jump very high!

Phantom of the Opera reference. I'll explain later if no one gets it. If someone does get it, that's also good.:D
Ummm.... don't get it. Yet. :p :( lol

EDIT: Which Phantom of the Opera, by the way? The 2004 movie with that one chick from Day After Tomorrow? or some other Phantom of the Opera story?

Ummm.... don't get it. Yet. :p :( lol

EDIT: Which Phantom of the Opera, by the way? The 2004 movie with that one chick from Day After Tomorrow? or some other Phantom of the Opera story?

The original 1910 novel.

Never read it. sorry.

Never read it. sorry.

Okay, then I'll explain.:D

Erik (the Phantom) gave Christine the choice between turning a grasshopper or a scorpion to show whether or not she had decided to marry him. If she had turned the grasshopper (which meant no), then the barrels of gunpowder that Erik had in his cellar would have exploded and "everyone is dead and buried." Turning the scorpion would cause water to fall into the cellar and douse the gunpowder.

So, the quote in my previous post is what Erik said when he was telling Christine about the grasshopper, and that it could "jump very high" (i.e. explode and thus kill everyone and bury them in the rubble of the opera house.

Did that make sense?:)

Kinda.

Kinda.

Good.:D

Ok fine. I still don't get it. :(

i only bury those i kill

I'll bury anybody, I dont care.
Ooh, ooh! Battle to the death: IDF vs Soviestan! Taking bets now, folks!

I'll bury anyone who has lots of money and also wishes to be buried with it.
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>.>

Ooh, ooh! Battle to the death: IDF vs Soviestan! Taking bets now, folks!

I'll bury anyone who has lots of money and also wishes to be buried with it.
<.<
>.>
I have lots of dirty laundry which, by legal injuction on the part of the State of New York, has to be buried with me. That's almost the same thing, right?

Good, but when you bury me, be careful: I have to be buried in a steel container that meets EPA specifications for Chemical Waste Disposal, and it has to be 20 feet beneath the ground and at least 2 miles from any groundwater supplies.

Ok fine. I still don't get it. :(

By turning the grasshopper, everyone is buried.

By turning the grasshopper, everyone is buried.
And what does that have to do with the post I made on the previous page?

And what does that have to do with the post I made on the previous page?

It has to do with burying, I guess. So if I turned the grassshopper, you'd be buried.

It has to do with burying, I guess. So if I turned the grassshopper, you'd be buried.
At last! You told the truth! :D You DO hate me and wanna bury me! :(

At last! You told the truth! :D You DO hate me and wanna bury me! :(

Of course, I'd be buried too, and so would everyone else.

Why would you want to take the whole world down with you when you can just focus your hatred of me at me? :p

We will bury you!
http://virtual.tehinterweb.net/livejournal/2005-09-04/khruschev.jpg

Why would you want to take the whole world down with you when you can just focus your hatred of me at me? :p

Because I don't really hate you. And because it's a joke. :p

Because I don't really hate you. And because it's a joke. :p
Dammit. Now how am I supposed to commit suicide? :( :p lol

I can't believe this thread is still, um, alive.
Your pun is poor at best.:p

I value hard work so I will bury NS manly übermensch Wilgrove. Then exhume him.

Yay I'm loved! :D

Tactical Grace, but he's not around anymore. Maybe I already did. ;)