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Ever see a Pancake die of laughter?

Darknovae
11-11-2006, 01:26
Well, today I went out shopping with my mom and a family friend. Our last stop is my mom's eye doctor and Bryan (the friend) is driving. We're idly chatting and we're talkign about my last band competition and then my mom says something about the battery (drumline) and the Energizer bunny. Then I start cracking up laughing because I'd just thought of the Energizer bunny and his (her? the bunny is pink...) little bass drum, and the drumline is called the battery, and Energizer is a battery... the person who came up with those ads must have been in a marching band! Well I start cracking up and then I get a CRAZY mental image of a marching band at a competition, going up against West Craven High School, and West Craven's battery not marching (and we're back to the drumline definition now) and the other marching band's battery in pink bunny suits!! I started cracking up, laughing maniacally and I couldn't tell my mom or Bryan why I was laughing so hard, without cracking up again!

Tat was the best laugh I'd had in a long time.... ahh... I have raccoon-eyes now (tears were running down my face... :eek:)... but at least my ribs don't hurt anymore... :D

:D
Lunatic Goofballs
11-11-2006, 01:27
Like we clowns always say; A slaughter is just laughter with an s in front. :)
Dinaverg
11-11-2006, 01:28
An s....OF EVIL!


But still, evil laughter is fun too.
Ultraviolent Radiation
11-11-2006, 01:28
Pancake??
Darknovae
11-11-2006, 01:32
Pancake??

You didn't see that thread did you? That was what started it all... my Pancakedom. *nod*
Dinaverg
11-11-2006, 01:33
Pancake??

Behold
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y138/Dragonkirby/Non-Kirby/Photos/Darknovae.png
New Xero Seven
11-11-2006, 01:33
No. I eat my pancakes, that is how they die. :)
Dinaverg
11-11-2006, 01:33
You didn't see that thread did you? That was what started it all... my Pancakedom. *nod*

You just had to put Pancake as the joke option....

Ah well, coulda been worse, no?
Llewdor
11-11-2006, 01:34
I've been waiting for you to mention bunnies.

http://bcm.maz.org/archives/pancake%20bunny.jpg
Zilam
11-11-2006, 01:39
Behold
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y138/Dragonkirby/Non-Kirby/Photos/Darknovae.png


http://www.retroduck.com/images/products/99/99-0086r.jpg
Ultraviolent Radiation
11-11-2006, 01:39
You didn't see that thread did you?
No.

That was what started it all... my Pancakedom. *nod*
:confused:
Zilam
11-11-2006, 01:44
Dinaverg
This message has been deleted by Dinaverg.


Bwahahahaha Mr. D got pwnd by the double post :)
Darknovae
11-11-2006, 01:49
You just had to put Pancake as the joke option....

Ah well, coulda been worse, no?

Arg.... yes. It's too late now, though. :p
Darknovae
11-11-2006, 01:52
I've been waiting for you to mention bunnies.

http://bcm.maz.org/archives/pancake%20bunny.jpg

:eek: Why am I on top of a bunny's head?!?!?!?!? :eek:

That must have been when I was a small child, because I certainly can't do that now... :eek:

My parents NEVER showed me that picture! :eek: :mad: :(
Andaluciae
11-11-2006, 02:04
*remembers back to the days of band, and all of the hijincks that then ensued*
Red_Letter
11-11-2006, 02:09
*remembers back to the days of band, and all of the hijincks that then ensued*

This one time, at bandcamp...
Darknovae
11-11-2006, 02:11
This one time, at bandcamp...

Oh God... :headbang:
Red_Letter
11-11-2006, 02:13
Oh God... :headbang:

Its not as awkward as when Minaris showed up and declared himself syrup. :)
Minaris
11-11-2006, 02:14
Oh God... :headbang:

I, as (Master of) Syrup and Lord of The Sciences, command that you let this go on.

Sorry. I had to assert the fact that I am Syrup and the Master of Syrup.

Back on topic...

pancakes do not laugh to death. I know, I am (master of the) last thing they see before they die. :)
Red_Letter
11-11-2006, 02:16
I, as (Master of) Syrup and Lord of The Sciences, command that you let this go on.

Speak of the devil...

You killed Skippy you bastard.
Minaris
11-11-2006, 02:18
Speak of the devil...

You killed Skippy you bastard.

And now I shall kill you. :eek:

*Drenches Red Letter in syrup and uses a freeze ray to solidify the syrup. He is trapped.*

Beware my awesome science and syrup powers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zilam
11-11-2006, 02:20
:eek: Why am I on top of a bunny's head?!?!?!?!? :eek:

That must have been when I was a small child, because I certainly can't do that now... :eek:

My parents NEVER showed me that picture! :eek: :mad: :(

Thats actually your biological mother/father. It seems you were stolen from the bunny, becuase the bunny thought you were just going to go live with maddonna to get education, and then you'd be given back to the bunny. But unfortunatly, you were sold into slavery, and had to end up working at a pankcake mix making factory, where you found out about your real origins as just a powder. You then tried to kill yourself by jumping on the stove, but fortunatly a parrot came by and picked you up. It was on its way to feed its young, when you were dropped on accident, and you feel into a chimney on christmas, and your current parents thought it was a gift from satan claws.

True story.
Darknovae
11-11-2006, 02:37
Thats actually your biological mother/father. It seems you were stolen from the bunny, becuase the bunny thought you were just going to go live with maddonna to get education, and then you'd be given back to the bunny. But unfortunatly, you were sold into slavery, and had to end up working at a pankcake mix making factory, where you found out about your real origins as just a powder. You then tried to kill yourself by jumping on the stove, but fortunatly a parrot came by and picked you up. It was on its way to feed its young, when you were dropped on accident, and you feel into a chimney on christmas, and your current parents thought it was a gift from satan claws.

True story.

wtf.....

I don't remember that..... :eek:

Freaking Republicans! :mad:
Minaris
11-11-2006, 03:05
wtf.....

I don't remember that..... :eek:

Freaking Republicans! :mad:

Yeah... they told me I was born in a tree as sap. Idiots.
Darknovae
11-11-2006, 03:28
Yeah... they told me I was born in a tree as sap. Idiots.

Down with them! :sniper:

Together we will bring down the Republicans and Democrats, and America will one day be ruled by the Breakfast Foods Party! Muah ha ha!
Minaris
11-11-2006, 03:31
Down with them! :sniper:

Together we will bring down the Republicans and Democrats, and America will one day be ruled by the Breakfast Foods Party! Muah ha ha!

Rise, my syrup minions! :mp5:

*They rise*

We now have 100,000 strong, Pancake. Summon your Panco-demons.
Darknovae
11-11-2006, 03:44
Rise, my syrup minions! :mp5:

*They rise*

We now have 100,000 strong, Pancake. Summon your Panco-demons.

*summons brethren and demons* Well, now we're 300,002 strong. :D
Infinite Revolution
11-11-2006, 03:44
laughing is good! i love laughing. i can't think of a better time than when i'm laughing. i need a laugh, at least one without sideaffects, borat didn't satisfy that.
Minaris
11-11-2006, 03:48
*summons brethren and demons* Well, now we're 300,002 strong. :D

*Summons the robots*

Up to 750,000:

275,000 army
175,000 artillery, AA, etc.
100,000 infantry
75,000 air force
70,000 air
5,000 space units
25,000 navy
375,000 non-combat
Darknovae
11-11-2006, 03:54
*Summons the robots*

Up to 750,000:

275,000 army
175,000 artillery, AA, etc.
100,000 infantry
75,000 air force
70,000 air
5,000 space units
25,000 navy
375,000 non-combat

:eek: That's quite a lot! :eek:
Minaris
11-11-2006, 03:56
:eek: That's quite a lot! :eek:

well, with the 50% of the military required to bring food and supplies to the main forces, we need as much as we can get.

Can you perhaps squeeze out any more? *ooh, that sounds wrong*
Darknovae
11-11-2006, 04:05
well, with the 50% of the military required to bring food and supplies to the main forces, we need as much as we can get.

Can you perhaps squeeze out any more? *ooh, that sounds wrong*

YEs that does sound worng.

Hmmm... I've got some Druids, the entire cast of Harry Potter, JK Rowling, the Libertarian Party, Stephen Colbert, Jon Stewart, and Carlos Mencia, as well as the creators and cast of South PArk. Will they do?
Minaris
11-11-2006, 04:06
YEs that does sound worng.

Hmmm... I've got some Druids, the entire cast of Harry Potter, JK Rowling, the Libertarian Party, Stephen Colbert, Jon Stewart, and Carlos Mencia, as well as the creators and cast of South PArk. Will they do?

Get them and I'll dial up the Demons.

(We need some superior wings in the sky)
Liberated New Ireland
11-11-2006, 04:09
well, with the 50% of the military required to bring food and supplies to the main forces, we need as much as we can get.

Can you perhaps squeeze out any more? *ooh, that sounds wrong*

It sounds wrong, but feels so right.
Minaris
11-11-2006, 04:16
It sounds wrong, but feels so right.

*The Demons arrive and hit LNI with an anti-tank missile.*

Only I get that right because only I am Pancake's cohort.
Kyronea
11-11-2006, 04:18
...

Nice to know that even on Nationstates you can run into two immature teens rambling on with poor imaginations. :(

But then, I just watched Lucky Number Slevin and was actually fooled by the obvious conning, so what do I know?
Liberated New Ireland
11-11-2006, 04:19
*The Demons arrive and hit LNI with an anti-tank missile.*

Only I get that right because only I am Pancake's cohort.

*douses self with gasoline, lights self on fire, jumps into a trebuchet, and fires self at teh Pancake*

Only I get that right because only I am Pancake's flaming-missile-launched-at-her-from-a-trebuchet.
Minaris
11-11-2006, 04:20
*douses self with gasoline, lights self on fire, jumps into a trebuchet, and fires self at teh Pancake*

Only I get that right because only I am Pancake's flaming-missile-launched-at-her-from-a-trebuchet.

*The Demons intercept and destroy missile*

You can't beat them.

They also stopped the hypernova bomb mentioned earlier.
Darknovae
11-11-2006, 04:21
It sounds wrong, but feels so right.

:rolleyes:
Minaris
11-11-2006, 04:21
...

Nice to know that even on Nationstates you can run into two immature teens rambling on with poor imaginations. :(

But then, I just watched Lucky Number Slevin and was actually fooled by the obvious conning, so what do I know?

Nothing of The Demons, that's for sure.
Darknovae
11-11-2006, 04:22
*douses self with gasoline, lights self on fire, jumps into a trebuchet, and fires self at teh Pancake*

Only I get that right because only I am Pancake's flaming-missile-launched-at-her-from-a-trebuchet.

*puts LNI out, steals gasoline and trebuchet* Nice try.
Liberated New Ireland
11-11-2006, 04:23
*The Demons arrive and hit LNI with an anti-tank missile.*

Only I get that right because only I am Pancake's cohort.

*The Demons intercept and destroy missile*

You can't beat them.

They also stopped the hypernova bomb mentioned earlier.

Congratulations, Pancake: you've whipped Minaris. :D
Minaris
11-11-2006, 04:24
*puts LNI out, steals gasoline and trebuchet* Nice try.

The demons already kept him from hitting you, but we needed the resources.

*Somehow smuggles in 200 liters of gas*

Now we need a base of operations.
America 231
11-11-2006, 04:24
My pancake died of old age he was my friend i ironically named him waffles, he was 9 years old i had him since I was four. :(
Liberated New Ireland
11-11-2006, 04:25
*puts LNI out, steals gasoline and trebuchet* Nice try.

You doused me while I was in midair? :eek:
Now THAT's talent.

*goes back to secret lab to refine more gasoline and build another trebuchet*
Minaris
11-11-2006, 04:26
You doused me while I was in midair? :eek:
Now THAT's talent.

*goes back to secret lab to refine more gasoline and build another trebuchet*

*The Demons follow LNI back to the lab and shoot missiles at it. The missiles blow up the lab, almost killing LNI.*
Liberated New Ireland
11-11-2006, 04:30
*The Demons follow LNI back to the lab and shoot missiles at it. The missiles blow up the lab, almost killing LNI.*

Minaris, I think you're in the wrong forum.

Don't you mean to go here (forums.jolt.co.uk/forumdisplay.php?f=1230)?
Minaris
11-11-2006, 04:31
Minaris, I think you're in the wrong forum.

Don't you mean to go here (forums.jolt.co.uk/forumdisplay.php?f=1230)?

:mad:

Pancake ans I are plotting. Let us be or The Ghosts (aka The Demons) will get ya. :mp5: :sniper:
Kyronea
11-11-2006, 04:33
Minaris, I think you're in the wrong forum.

Don't you mean to go here (forums.jolt.co.uk/forumdisplay.php?f=1230)?

Nah. He's too good a roleplayer for NS.
Minaris
11-11-2006, 04:34
Nah. He's too good a roleplayer for NS.

Mm-hmm.

That and we are plotting, not RPing.
Liberated New Ireland
11-11-2006, 04:37
Nah. He's too good a roleplayer for NS.

'Twas a link to II. :eek:
Kyronea
11-11-2006, 04:40
'Twas a link to II. :eek:

...I was referring to the whole of the NS roleplaying, and making a joke about the quality of roleplaying on the NS forums. *sigh*
Fascist Dominion
11-11-2006, 04:41
Well, today I went out shopping with my mom and a family friend. Our last stop is my mom's eye doctor and Bryan (the friend) is driving. We're idly chatting and we're talkign about my last band competition and then my mom says something about the battery (drumline) and the Energizer bunny. Then I start cracking up laughing because I'd just thought of the Energizer bunny and his (her? the bunny is pink...) little bass drum, and the drumline is called the battery, and Energizer is a battery... the person who came up with those ads must have been in a marching band! Well I start cracking up and then I get a CRAZY mental image of a marching band at a competition, going up against West Craven High School, and West Craven's battery not marching (and we're back to the drumline definition now) and the other marching band's battery in pink bunny suits!! I started cracking up, laughing maniacally and I couldn't tell my mom or Bryan why I was laughing so hard, without cracking up again!

Tat was the best laugh I'd had in a long time.... ahh... I have raccoon-eyes now (tears were running down my face... :eek:)... but at least my ribs don't hurt anymore... :D

:D
ROFLMFAO!! That was so funny, I thought I'd break my self-imposed lurking streak to thank you for making me laugh so hard.:D So thank you. lol
Oh God... :headbang:
Yeah, it's every band geek's nightmare. Or so my band geek girlfriend tells me.:D
Thats actually your biological mother/father. It seems you were stolen from the bunny, becuase the bunny thought you were just going to go live with maddonna to get education, and then you'd be given back to the bunny. But unfortunatly, you were sold into slavery, and had to end up working at a pankcake mix making factory, where you found out about your real origins as just a powder. You then tried to kill yourself by jumping on the stove, but fortunatly a parrot came by and picked you up. It was on its way to feed its young, when you were dropped on accident, and you feel into a chimney on christmas, and your current parents thought it was a gift from satan claws.

True story.
You, my friend, are a master story teller. *nods*
Down with them! :sniper:

Together we will bring down the Republicans and Democrats, and America will one day be ruled by the Breakfast Foods Party! Muah ha ha!
I'd vote for that.
*douses self with gasoline, lights self on fire, jumps into a trebuchet, and fires self at teh Pancake*

Only I get that right because only I am Pancake's flaming-missile-launched-at-her-from-a-trebuchet.
Ha! Best. Weapon. Of the day. :p
My pancake died of old age he was my friend i ironically named him waffles, he was 9 years old i had him since I was four. :(

Punctuation and capital letters are your friend.:(
Liberated New Ireland
11-11-2006, 04:45
...I was referring to the whole of the NS roleplaying, and making a joke about the quality of roleplaying on the NS forums. *sigh*

True, it does, for the most part, suck. On the other hand, I've seen worse, and I haven't seen much better...
Harlesburg
11-11-2006, 12:44
Behold
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y138/Dragonkirby/Non-Kirby/Photos/Darknovae.png
I remember that...


Greg Alexander PWNS the Energizer Bunny!
Minaris
11-11-2006, 14:13
True, it does, for the most part, suck. On the other hand, I've seen worse, and I haven't seen much better...

If you do, let me know.

I've done some RPing at this one place, but the user traffic is lower, making for less higher-caliber RPs.
Drunk commies deleted
11-11-2006, 16:37
Wes Craven High School? What's their mascot? Freddy Krueger?
Outcast Jesuits
11-11-2006, 16:46
I love the band but I'm too lazy to join...so I just hang out with the band geeks instead. But I get all of the band humor after five years of it. Very long years.
Darknovae
11-11-2006, 17:51
Wes Craven High School? What's their mascot? Freddy Krueger?

I forget what their mascot is, but their marching band show was "Polar Express". Their color giuard were "Santa's Little Helpers". :rolleyes:
Darknovae
11-11-2006, 17:54
:mad:

Pancake ans I are plotting. Let us be or The Ghosts (aka The Demons) will get ya. :mp5: :sniper:

:eek:

I was just eating something and one of the elastics on the braces popped out. :eek:

Anyways, let's steal some ibuprofen too, because my mouth hurts. :(
JuNii
11-11-2006, 17:56
Well, today I went out shopping with my mom and a family friend. Our last stop is my mom's eye doctor and Bryan (the friend) is driving. We're idly chatting and we're talkign about my last band competition and then my mom says something about the battery (drumline) and the Energizer bunny. Then I start cracking up laughing because I'd just thought of the Energizer bunny and his (her? the bunny is pink...) little bass drum, and the drumline is called the battery, and Energizer is a battery... the person who came up with those ads must have been in a marching band! Well I start cracking up and then I get a CRAZY mental image of a marching band at a competition, going up against West Craven High School, and West Craven's battery not marching (and we're back to the drumline definition now) and the other marching band's battery in pink bunny suits!! I started cracking up, laughing maniacally and I couldn't tell my mom or Bryan why I was laughing so hard, without cracking up again!

Tat was the best laugh I'd had in a long time.... ahh... I have raccoon-eyes now (tears were running down my face... :eek:)... but at least my ribs don't hurt anymore... :D

:D

thanks Pancake... I now have visions of pink bunnies all marching and performing en masse! :headbang: :headbang: :headbang:
Darknovae
11-11-2006, 17:58
ROFLMFAO!! That was so funny, I thought I'd break my self-imposed lurking streak to thank you for making me laugh so hard.:D So thank you. lol :D

Yeah, it's every band geek's nightmare. Or so my band geek girlfriend tells me.:D Ticks me off.... :mad:

You, my friend, are a master story teller. *nods* Shame I don't rememer the story. :(

I'd vote for that. Yay! We got a voter! [/vote whore]

Ha! Best. Weapon. Of the day. :p Nope. My Pancake magic is better. *destroys treuchet, gasoline, and any materials that LNI can get his hands on to set himself on fire and launch himself off a trebuchet at me*


Punctuation and capital letters are your friend.:( Indeed.
Darknovae
11-11-2006, 17:58
thanks Pancake... I now have visions of pink bunnies all marching and performing en masse! :headbang: :headbang: :headbang:

*cracks up again*
JuNii
11-11-2006, 17:59
*cracks up again*

*spackles Pancake.*
Darknovae
11-11-2006, 18:00
*spackles Pancake.*

Spackle? :confused:

*uses Pancake-magic to make JuNii stop spackling me anyway*
The blessed Chris
11-11-2006, 18:08
Is there something I'm missing here:confused:
Darknovae
11-11-2006, 18:09
Is there something I'm missing here:confused:

Err.... read the whole thread.
JuNii
11-11-2006, 18:13
Spackle? :confused:

*uses Pancake-magic to make JuNii stop spackling me anyway*

Ohhhh... nice fluffy magic...


(spackle is what repair men use to seal up cracks. ;) )
The blessed Chris
11-11-2006, 18:15
Err.... read the whole thread.

Oh goody!

*laughs to look involved*:D
Darknovae
11-11-2006, 18:15
Ohhhh... nice fluffy magic...


(spackle is what repair men use to seal up cracks. ;) )

:eek: :mad: *launches JuNii off stolen trebuchet*
JuNii
11-11-2006, 19:15
:eek: :mad: *launches JuNii off stolen trebuchet*

I CAN SEE MY HOUSE FROM HERE! :D
Gravlen
11-11-2006, 19:39
I CAN SEE MY HOUSE FROM HERE! :D
http://img467.imageshack.us/img467/4294/m20061111dc2.gif
Minaris
11-11-2006, 19:39
:eek:

I was just eating something and one of the elastics on the braces popped out. :eek:

Anyways, let's steal some ibuprofen too, because my mouth hurts. :(

Oh, I got some already. *Gives ibuprofen*
Minaris
11-11-2006, 19:43
I CAN SEE MY HOUSE FROM HERE! :D

*JuNii is gunned down by the Demons*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JuNii
11-11-2006, 19:57
[snipped because all oversized posts are IGORNED!]

:D
Minaris
11-11-2006, 20:01
:D

*The Demons hit him with XMAAs. JuNii is pwned and exploded.*
New Xero Seven
11-11-2006, 20:06
1. Make batter.
2. Fry in pan, make pancake come to life.
3. Put on plate.
4. Pour syrup on top.
5. Add berries if like.
6. Stab it with a fork, cut it with a knife.
7. Put in mouth, chew, swallow.
8. Repeat steps 6 and 7 until pancake is no more...

Muhuwahahaha!!!!111 :eek:
Minaris
11-11-2006, 20:10
1. Make batter.
2. Fry in pan, make pancake come to life.
3. Put on plate.
4. Pour syrup on top.
5. Add berries if like.
6. Stab it with a fork, cut it with a knife.
7. Put in mouth, chew, swallow.
8. Repeat steps 6 and 7 until pancake is no more...

Muhuwahahaha!!!!111 :eek:

Step 4 fails as I control syrup. then Pancake is evacuated and The Demons hit you with a UGBL.
New Xero Seven
11-11-2006, 20:18
Step 4 fails as I control syrup. then Pancake is evacuated and The Demons hit you with a UGBL.

Ugly glue bunny love?
Minaris
11-11-2006, 20:21
Ugly glue bunny love?

:rolleyes:
We are cohorts planning to take out the US Political Parties. Boh of us are required for it to work.

*NXS is dragged to 200 leagues below the sea and hit by a ballistic missile*
JuNii
11-11-2006, 21:52
*The Demons hit him with XMAAs. JuNii is pwned and exploded.**Explosions were actally the Demons as Junii is rescued by his Guardian Angels. Angels carry Junii to safety*

*Angels pawn demons back to Hell, and sends Minaris with them.*


that was some bad syrup there Pancakes. :D
Darknovae
11-11-2006, 21:58
*Explosions were actally the Demons as Junii is rescued by his Guardian Angels. Angels carry Junii to safety*

*Angels pawn demons back to Hell, and sends Minaris with them.*


that was some bad syrup there Pancakes. :D

Minaris,you didn't have to blow poor JuNii up. :mad: I just wanted to see mroe NSers fly. :)

Dang it, JuNii, now my cohort is gone and a sizeable chunk of me army! I was going to take over the USA dang it! :mad: *fishes Minaris out of Hell*
Liberated New Ireland
11-11-2006, 22:01
Meh, you still have me!

*lights self on fire, and fires at Capitol Building*

*thumps onto roof, falls off*
Darknovae
11-11-2006, 22:06
Meh, you still have me!

*lights self on fire, and fires at Capitol Building*

*thumps onto roof, falls off*

...

So you've finally stopped launchign yourself at me?

Though I'm sorry to say, launching yourself at the Capitol Building isn't goign to work too well. We have to get INSIDE, not on the roof. :rolleyes:
JuNii
11-11-2006, 22:14
Minaris,you didn't have to blow poor JuNii up. :mad: I just wanted to see mroe NSers fly. :)

Dang it, JuNii, now my cohort is gone and a sizeable chunk of me army! I was going to take over the USA dang it! :mad: *fishes Minaris out of Hell*

you don't need Minaris for that.

heck, with a proper campain, you can get all those wafflers and pastriots on your side too. then with the coalition of breakfast breads backing you up, you will find that you don't need Syrup!
Darknovae
11-11-2006, 22:47
you don't need Minaris for that.

heck, with a proper campain, you can get all those wafflers and pastriots on your side too. then with the coalition of breakfast breads backing you up, you will find that you don't need Syrup!

True. However I don't think the Pop-Tarts are goign to be very useful. Ah well.

And of course, French Toast and the croissants. What about them?

But at least everyone knows my policy on cereal killers... ;) Republicans and Democrats will never run America again! :D
Liberated New Ireland
11-11-2006, 22:50
those wafflers
I had four of those for breakfast this morning. Sorry for eating your food army, Pancake.

*starts humming Cereal War*
Darknovae
11-11-2006, 22:52
I had four of those for breakfast this morning. Sorry for eating your food army, Pancake.

*starts humming Cereal War*

Why are you eating my food army? Do you WANT the Republicans and Democrats running America? :mad:
Liberated New Ireland
11-11-2006, 22:56
Why are you eating my food army? Do you WANT the Republicans and Democrats running America? :mad:

No... but your food army is too delicious to resist. *gobbles up some toast*
Darknovae
11-11-2006, 22:59
No... but your food army is too delicious to resist. *gobbles up some toast*

:mad:

You'd better stop, or I will send my Breakfast FBI to come to your house, kick down your door, yank you out of bed and drag you kicking and screaming to Gitmo. Muah ha ha ha ha ha ha!
JuNii
11-11-2006, 23:02
:mad:

You'd better stop, or I will send my Breakfast FBI to come to your house, kick down your door, yank you out of bed and drag you kicking and screaming to Gitmo. Muah ha ha ha ha ha ha!
he'll be grilled ruthlessly for hours! :D
Fascist Dominion
27-11-2006, 20:59
:D

Ticks me off.... :mad:

Shame I don't rememer the story. :(

Yay! We got a voter! [/vote whore]

Nope. My Pancake magic is better. *destroys treuchet, gasoline, and any materials that LNI can get his hands on to set himself on fire and launch himself off a trebuchet at me*


Indeed.
You have a bad taste in weapons. The keyboard is mightier than pancake magic. Or something like that.:p
Err.... read the whole thread.
No, don't bother.
http://img467.imageshack.us/img467/4294/m20061111dc2.gif
LOL
Ugly glue bunny love?
No, Ultra Gooey Ball of Lint.
he'll be grilled ruthlessly for hours! :D

Or fried in egg yolk!:eek:
Nuovo Tenochtitlan
27-11-2006, 23:23
Well, today I went out shopping with my mom and a family friend. Our last stop is my mom's eye doctor and Bryan (the friend) is driving. We're idly chatting and we're talkign about my last band competition and then my mom says something about the battery (drumline) and the Energizer bunny. Then I start cracking up laughing because I'd just thought of the Energizer bunny and his (her? the bunny is pink...) little bass drum, and the drumline is called the battery, and Energizer is a battery... the person who came up with those ads must have been in a marching band! Well I start cracking up and then I get a CRAZY mental image of a marching band at a competition, going up against West Craven High School, and West Craven's battery not marching (and we're back to the drumline definition now) and the other marching band's battery in pink bunny suits!! I started cracking up, laughing maniacally and I couldn't tell my mom or Bryan why I was laughing so hard, without cracking up again!

The Energizer bunny was arrested, you know. He was charged with battery.





...





I'll just get my coat...
Fascist Dominion
28-11-2006, 17:44
The Energizer bunny was arrested, you know. He was charged with battery.





...





I'll just get my coat...

Someone made that same lame joke on the radio this morning. :rolleyes:
German Nightmare
28-11-2006, 18:18
Well, today I went out shopping with my mom and a family friend. Our last stop is my mom's eye doctor and Bryan (the friend) is driving. We're idly chatting and we're talkign about my last band competition and then my mom says something about the battery (drumline) and the Energizer bunny. Then I start cracking up laughing because I'd just thought of the Energizer bunny and his (her? the bunny is pink...) little bass drum, and the drumline is called the battery, and Energizer is a battery... the person who came up with those ads must have been in a marching band! Well I start cracking up and then I get a CRAZY mental image of a marching band at a competition, going up against West Craven High School, and West Craven's battery not marching (and we're back to the drumline definition now) and the other marching band's battery in pink bunny suits!! I started cracking up, laughing maniacally and I couldn't tell my mom or Bryan why I was laughing so hard, without cracking up again!

Tat was the best laugh I'd had in a long time.... ahh... I have raccoon-eyes now (tears were running down my face... :eek:)... but at least my ribs don't hurt anymore... :D

:D
Reading that made me smile. Thank you, Darknovae. http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/cook.gif
Fascist Dominion
28-11-2006, 19:16
Reading that made me smile. Thank you, Darknovae. http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/cook.gif

LOL Good thing I've been gravedigging old threads for on-topic-ish posts, then?:p
German Nightmare
28-11-2006, 19:22
LOL Good thing I've been gravedigging old threads for on-topic-ish posts, then?:p
Yes, in this case I'm inclined to agree. Although, the usual grave dig is baaad. ;)
Fascist Dominion
29-11-2006, 21:29
Yes, in this case I'm inclined to agree. Although, the usual grave dig is baaad. ;)

My grave digs are always special.:cool: