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Alcohol + Programming = Compiler Errors

Ultraviolent Radiation
11-11-2006, 00:25
This has been a public service announcement.

OK, I better expand this before I get modded. Don't delete it yet!!

Does anyone here program, either for work or hobby? What languages do you use? Personally, I use java; I like it, and the OOP paradigm in general.
Pure Metal
11-11-2006, 00:28
tired + late at work + chinese takeaway = nearly spilling chow mein all over brand new laptop :-S
Ultraviolent Radiation
11-11-2006, 00:31
tired + late at work + chinese takeaway = nearly spilling chow mein all over brand new laptop :-S

Chinese takeaway is worth the reduced efficiency.
Lunatic Goofballs
11-11-2006, 00:31
Mischievous two year old + crayons + unplugged but still hot unattended iron = technicolor wonderland and ruined ironing board. :p
Trotskylvania
11-11-2006, 00:32
I've done a little programming. So far, it's seemed a little easier than programming my damn Ti-86 calculator.
Ultraviolent Radiation
11-11-2006, 00:33
I've done a little programming. So far, it's seemed a little easier than programming my damn Ti-86 calculator.

I made some programs on my calculator before it broke. I don't even know why it broke. Damn PoS. It was like BASIC only more so...
Rejistania
11-11-2006, 00:36
Java and FreePascal. Have to learn C++ for uni :(
Ultraviolent Radiation
11-11-2006, 00:39
Java and FreePascal. Have to learn C++ for uni :(

Why sad? Don't like programming? If you know Java, C++ can't be that big a step away. That said, I don't actually know much C++ myself (i could probably manage "hello world").
Liberated New Ireland
11-11-2006, 00:42
Chinese takeaway is worth the reduced efficiency.

Depends on the takeaway. Sweet&Sour or Kung Pao? Definitely worth it.


Rotted chicken carcass in grease? Less so.
Ultraviolent Radiation
11-11-2006, 00:45
Depends on the takeaway. Sweet&Sour or Kung Pao? Definitely worth it.
Mentionest thou not the greatness that is "Aromatic Crispy Duck"? (a.k.a. Acrobatic crispy duck)

Rotted chicken carcass in grease? Less so.
Can't say I've had the displeasure.
Liberated New Ireland
11-11-2006, 00:47
Mentionest thou not the greatness that is "Aromatic Crispy Duck"? (a.k.a. Acrobatic crispy duck)
We don't have that here...


Can't say I've had the displeasure.

Lucky you. :(
MeansToAnEnd
11-11-2006, 01:18
Personally, I've indulged in a bit of Java and Flash, but nothing too serious. Just a couple of small games.
Rejistania
11-11-2006, 01:44
Why sad? Don't like programming? If you know Java, C++ can't be that big a step away. That said, I don't actually know much C++ myself (i could probably manage "hello world").

FreePascal code is so beautiful, while C++ code looks nearly as bad as Perl.
Compulsive Depression
11-11-2006, 02:03
FreePascal code is so beautiful, while C++ code looks nearly as bad as Perl.

:eek: Heathen!

C++ is beautiful. Not as beautiful as C, obviously (what is?) but sometimes object-orientation is useful.

And once you are used to C++ Java is... Horrible. Even getting Java to compile is a nightmare, let alone writing anything useful in it. And bytecode? What the hell is that about? It's so slow...
*Insert anti-Java rant here. You can have an anti-Visual Basic rant if you want, too. And an anti-Turing (http://www.holtsoft.com/turing/) rant, why not?*

I quite liked x86 assembler, too, but wasn't as good at optimising as the C compiler so haven't really used it in anger.

PROLOG is... Interesting. Yes, that's a good word for it.
Rejistania
11-11-2006, 02:07
I want to read programs, not parse them like a PC.
Compulsive Depression
11-11-2006, 02:16
I want to read programs, not parse them like a PC.

Pah.

C is a language you can think in.
Fair Progress
11-11-2006, 02:17
Java and C are my "native" languages, though I'm currently working more intensively with C# and Transact-SQL. Apart from a few special interesting cases, I look at languages as a means to an end (given that mastering them is essential for building anything worth using, otherwise you get that crappy software that you sometimes encounter in some companies).
I've had a close encounter with Prolog for developing an AI prototype and didn't like it much, as to Assembly I hated it :headbang:

BTW, Flash is not a programming language (neither is SQL, to be strict).
Rejistania
11-11-2006, 02:18
Pah.

C is a language you can think in.

I prefer to think in Pascal... or sed!
Posi
11-11-2006, 05:40
I'm learning Java now in Uni, and again next semester. Next year we get to learn a proper language (C++).
The Potato Factory
11-11-2006, 05:46
I know some VB from school. Next year, I'll start at TAFE or uni.
Fair Progress
11-11-2006, 14:02
I'm learning Java now in Uni, and again next semester. Next year we get to learn a proper language (C++).

You're still learning and you already know what a proper language is?
Rubiconic Crossings
11-11-2006, 14:07
Modula-2, Pascal, turbo Pascal, Basic, assembler

nowadays I can't even program a calculator!
Jeruselem
11-11-2006, 14:48
I've used every version of VB (including LotusScript) that's come out in some manner.
AB Again
11-11-2006, 15:12
:eek: Heathen!



PROLOG is... Interesting. Yes, that's a good word for it.

A strange choice of word for a language that has no practical application at all. If you want to do what PROLOG can do - use Lisp - it does it better.
Nouvembre
11-11-2006, 16:58
Basically, Basic was the first language I spoke.
Kanabia
11-11-2006, 17:06
I began writing games in BASIC when I was about 8, and went so far as to program some for graphics calculators a few years ago (they were passed around my high school, and everyone was using my games as a distraction tool in maths classes...kinda nifty.)

But meh, I lost interest in programming.
Arrkendommer
11-11-2006, 17:08
I've done a little programming. So far, it's seemed a little easier than programming my damn Ti-86 calculator.

I hate those things!