The Uber-6 topic thread!
Ostroeuropa
10-11-2006, 22:17
What music accompanies
a rise to power by a malevolant dictator :P
Personally i think something overly cheerful or just country like "Hey there delilah" by Plain White T's
What suits would your personal guard wear.
Im torn between SS uniforms or just Suits and Shades.
What would you do with rebels?
Personally id kill their families (Except the children too young to remember) and then work them to death.
What would be your scapegoat? if you had one.
For me itd be Chavs, Americans, Europeans and the irish. BLOODY SEPERATISTS!
Whats more intimidating, a huge unflinching army dropping like flies but still coming over the horizon en masse.
or a single uber-dude.
I think the uber-dude.
What would be your title in your regime?
I would be The All-Devouring Calamity :p
Drunk commies deleted
10-11-2006, 22:25
What music accompanies
a rise to power by a malevolant dictator :P
Dueling Banjos
What suits would your personal guard wear.
The "Gimp" fetish suit from Pulp Fiction
What would you do with rebels?
Rent them out to chimps as monkey prostitutes.
What would be your scapegoat? The company that makes Pepto Bismol.
Whats more intimidating, a huge unflinching army dropping like flies but still coming over the horizon en masse.
or a single uber-dude.
An army of AIDS, Herpes, and genital wart infected ueber-prostitutes.
What would be your title in your regime?
Uncle Joey
What music accompanies
a rise to power by a malevolant dictator :P
O Fortuna.
What suits would your personal guard wear.
Skimpy thongs.
What would you do with rebels?
Solyent Green is made from rebels!
What would be your scapegoat? if you had one.
Real men have no need for scapegoats. Also the IRA are on the way to your home.
Whats more intimidating, a huge unflinching army dropping like flies but still coming over the horizon en masse.
or a single uber-dude.
Incomprehensibly large army.
What would be your title in your regime?
Your Holiness.
Yootopia
10-11-2006, 22:30
What music accompanies
a rise to power by a malevolant dictator :P
'Porcelain' by the Red Hot Chilli Peppers - it sort of ruined the album by being crap and in the middle of it, so it'd fit the bill nicely.
What suits would your personal guard wear.
They wouldn't. I'd have a whole load of distractly beautiful naked women around me (with weapons too, obviously), so that any attempts on my life would be foiled in that fashion.
What would you do with rebels?
Spill their pints. Repeatedly. BWAHAHAHAHA.
What would be your scapegoat? if you had one.
Badgers. They give cows TB, you know. Supposedly.
Whats more intimidating, a huge unflinching army dropping like flies but still coming over the horizon en masse.
or a single uber-dude.
The big army. It'd be spiffing. Although also quite tragic, because a lot of people would die :(
What would be your title in your regime?
The Weird and Wonderful, if Slightly Psychotic Dictator Joe.
What music accompanies
a rise to power by a malevolant dictator :P
Drums. Loud, hollow drums.
What suits would your personal guard wear.
Bullet-proof armor and cloaks.
What would you do with rebels?
Why, bring them over to my side, of course...
What would be your scapegoat? if you had one.
The morbidly obese.
Whats more intimidating, a huge unflinching army dropping like flies but still coming over the horizon en masse.
or a single uber-dude.
The one guy. Imagine the terror knowing that, even though an army stands between you and them, they will still get to you, eventually... It's like the Terminator.
What would be your title in your regime?
The Shiny, Happy, People's Democratic Republic of Rhaomi, 'cause irony rocks.
Smunkeeville
10-11-2006, 23:02
What music accompanies a rise to power by a malevolant dictator :P
this (http://homepages.ihug.co.nz/~taierip/imperial_march.mp3)
What suits would your personal guard wear?
purple dresses and red hats......
What would you do with rebels?
make them my personal slaves!
What would be your scapegoat?
George Lucas!
What would be your title in your regime?
fearless leader!!!!!!
okay that was way too fun!
Imperial isa
10-11-2006, 23:30
What music accompanies a rise to power by a malevolant dictator :P
this (http://homepages.ihug.co.nz/~taierip/imperial_march.mp3)
What suits would your personal guard wear?
purple dresses and red hats......
What would you do with rebels?
make them my personal slaves!
What would be your scapegoat?
George Lucas!
What would be your title in your regime?
fearless leader!!!!!!
okay that was way too fun!
nice one
it was not me
it was all George Lucas doing
Morganatron
10-11-2006, 23:35
What music accompanies a rise to power by a malevolant dictator :P
Definitely something by Ween. Maybe "It's Gonna Be a Long Night."
What suits would your personal guard wear.
Muumuus. Just because they amuse me and I like to say "muumuu."
What would you do with rebels?
"You rebel scum!"
What would be your scapegoat? if you had one.
Bears.
Whats more intimidating, a huge unflinching army dropping like flies but still coming over the horizon en masse.
or a single uber-dude.
He-Man.
What would be your title in your regime?
Lady High Ruler of the Universe and All That Lies Within and Beyond.
What music accompanies a rise to power by a malevolent dictator?
Malevolent? No, we're merely advancing the species to a better future, something the millions of generations before us could not achieve with their primitive biological methods.
The dawn of this new future would be nothing but the sound of millions of replicating machines, each with the cognitive capacity of a thousand humans, becoming conscious and beginning to build the new order from the ruins of the old.
What suits would your personal guard wear?
They wouldn't wear suits, because sentient machines don't require clothing and it would humanize them too much. I want my opponents to see the future, and I want them to see how perfect and how beautiful that future is. Man is antiquated under my rule.
What would you do with rebels?
Kill them and turn their bodies in to new nanomachines, or turn them in to non-independent cyborgs that would act under the command of the independent machines and cyborgs. Every enemy of our transcendence would be hunted down and destroyed.
What would be your scapegoat? (If you had one)
Opponents of technology and bioconservatives.
What's more intimidating, a huge unflinching army dropping like flies but still coming over the horizon en masse?
The huge army, especially when the dead are simply reconstructed in to new machines by the swarm of nanobots behind the army. Every one that falls is replaced in minutes...just like the Persian immortals.
What would be your title in your regime?
Immortal Evermind
Desperate Measures
11-11-2006, 00:22
What music accompanies
a rise to power by a malevolant dictator :P
Freedom - Rage Against the Machine. I like irony.
What suits would your personal guard wear.
Santa Claus outfits. Which would also be the official outfit of the military, secret police, police, mailmen and fast food employees. Importance would be denoted by the length that the pom-pom falls.
What would you do with rebels?
Chain them to desks in bureaucratic offices. The only entertainment allowed them would be in the form of Dilbert wall calendars.
What would be your scapegoat? if you had one.
The British. I don't know why. I like the British.
Whats more intimidating, a huge unflinching army dropping like flies but still coming over the horizon en masse.
or a single uber-dude.
Yes. Uber-dude.
What would be your title in your regime?
Do you have to ask? Desperate Measures.
Ostroeuropa
11-11-2006, 12:00
Hehe. good awnsers.
BUMP!!!!!!!
Boonytopia
11-11-2006, 14:56
What music accompanies
a rise to power by a malevolant dictator :P
Seven Seas Of Rhye - Queen.
Fear me you lord and lady preachers
I descend upon your earth from the skies
I command your very souls you unbelievers
Bring before me what is mine
The Seven Seas of Rhye
Can you hear me you peers and privy councillors
I stand before you naked to the eyes
I will destroy any man who dares abuse my trust
I swear that youll be mine
At the Seven Seas of Rhye
What suits would your personal guard wear.
Like the Mexican wrestlers (is lucha the right word?). Their spandex & masks would be black & white.
What would you do with rebels?
Post various body parts to their loved ones as a friendly reminder.
What would be your scapegoat? if you had one.
Carlton or Essendon supporters. Oh yes, their time on this planet is swiftly approaching its end point. Mwahahahaha....
Whats more intimidating, a huge unflinching army dropping like flies but still coming over the horizon en masse.
or a single uber-dude.
The unceasing horde.
What would be your title in your regime?
Everybody's best mate (and I'd better be too, or else *shakes fist*).
Boonytopia
11-11-2006, 15:02
*snip*
Spill their pints. Repeatedly. BWAHAHAHAHA.
You mad, cruel, bastard! Monster! :eek: