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so in a movie of your life who would play you?

why?

A young Henry Winkler because I am that cool.

How delightfully conceited....

... well... hmm... I'd like for it to be Mikael Persbrandt (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0675409/) for no other reason than that I would like him to do me. Literally. So, let's have it be figuratively as well.

Samuel L. Jackson, because it'd be amusingly inappropriate.

And Smunkee, who'd play you in yours?

Hmmm...

Brain. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pinky_and_the_Brain#The_Brain)

Jude Law.

Kevin Smith. Definetly.

Samuel L. Jackson, because it'd be amusingly inappropriate.

And Smunkee, who'd play you in yours?

Well, obviously... (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superstar_%28movie%29)

Keanu Reeves, because I apparently look like him.

even though she doesn't look like me.........at all. I gotta go with Jami Gertz I met her once on a movie set and she so totally got me......I think she would do an awesome job.

Andy Dick

I would go with Adam Sandler, because we're both insane, we're both crazy, but we can work hard when we want to, and we're both lovable!

Sebastian Bach (singer of Skid Row) cos he hates Bon Jovi nearly as much as I do!:p

I'd like Gillian Anderson or Claudia Black. Yeah.

I'd like Gillian Anderson or Claudia Black. Yeah.

I used to have the biggest crush on Gillian Anderson.......

:eek: (did I type that out loud?!)

Ok, that's really funny because I forgot the reason why I chose those two...they're the only women I've ever had a crush on!!

I used to look alot like Johnny Lee Miller in his Sickboy days so I guess him.

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y272/MrFanatic2u/sickboy.jpg

Tom Sizemore. I look a little like him, I think. We're the same height and build.

http://i14.tinypic.com/49glnuv.jpg

http://www.adiumxtras.com/images/pictures/chuck_norris_random_fact_generator_6_3957_2224_image_2578.jpg

Sorry, I had to.

:p

so in a movie of your life who would play you?

why?
...

Jack Black perhaps...


or the guy who plays the mailman in Seinfeild.

Jay, from Jay and Silent Bob.

We have identical hair.

Nicholas Cage:cool:

http://www.adiumxtras.com/images/pictures/chuck_norris_random_fact_generator_6_3957_2224_image_2578.jpg

Sorry, I had to.

:p

I wonder if he could play us both......I'm gonna say yes. Yes he could.

Johnny Depp obviously

I wonder if he could play us both......I'm gonna say yes. Yes he could.

If by "play us" you mean "crush both our heads with a single roundhouse kick," then yes, he most certainly could.

Marilyn Monroe. Even though she's dead and the wrong sex. It'd be funny.

If by "play us" you mean "crush both our heads with a single roundhouse kick," then yes, he most certainly could.

No, I mean play us in a movie. Obviously Chuck Norris could crush both our heads with a single roundhouse kick, that goes without saying :p

kevin smith/silent bob, with less beard:

http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/9229/silentbob4uq0.jpg


:)


edit: Jay, from Jay and Silent Bob.

We have identical hair.

:eek: dude! :D

ET because we are both just mis-understood

Carrot Top.

Stop laughing at me.

:eek: dude! :D
I am totally visiting Southampton.

I am totally visiting Southampton.

we can hang out in front of the....... W. H. Smiths! and sell.......books!

woo! ;) :D

Chad Michael Murray. Basically the stylized version of what I see in the mirror. :)

Carrot Top.

Stop laughing at me.

Nobody laughs at Carrot Top.

Nobody laughs at Carrot Top.

Ouch.

Nobody laughs at Carrot Top.

Well, there were those two guys. But he died and turns out the other one was thinking of a joke he had heard earlier.

Carrot Top.

Stop laughing at me.

Drunk Commies Nobody laughs at Carrot Top

Khadgar Ouch

Pledgeria *snip*


Alright, alright, alright. I made that one too easy. :headbang:

Very well done. :D

Alright, alright, alright. I made that one too easy. :headbang:

Very well done. :D

True, it was so easy I didn't bother. Not even sporting really.

True, it was so easy I didn't bother. Not even sporting really.

In my defense, I didn't choose him for his talent. I chose him for his stunning good looks.

And if anyone makes a crack on that, I will cut you. :)

Well, he's just a bit too tall, a bit too thin, and a bit too old. But nevertheless, he's the only one who could do it:

http://personal.ansir.com/img2/carrey2.jpg

Jim Carrey. :)

Well, he's just a bit too tall, a bit too thin, and a bit too old. But nevertheless, he's the only one who could do it:

http://personal.ansir.com/img2/carrey2.jpg

Jim Carrey. :)

I think of you as being more like Robin Williams when he was still on coke. :D

I think of you as being more like Robin Williams when he was still on coke. :D

LG should play himself. Imagine the deleted scenes on the DVD!

And Gabbly is calling you bitch

Brad Pitt is: El Connor the Pirate!

Truthfully, I used to look like Macauly Cokin in "Home Alone", but that was before the accident.

LG should play himself.

That's a good point. LG should video his antics and turn it into a jackass-style movie. Not that I've seen the jackass movie, but I imagine it's like the programme only longer. Anyway, that's not the point. The point is that LG is missing his chance for money and fame.

That's a good point. LG should video his antics and turn it into a jackass-style movie. Not that I've seen the jackass movie, but I imagine it's like the programme only longer. Anyway, that's not the point. The point is that LG is missing his chance for money and fame.

I keep telling my wife that, but she's not buying it. :p

A movie of my life? That doesn't sound very interesting.

Unless I got an extremely good-looking gay man to play me. John Barrowman will do, I'd watch it then. :D

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42229000/jpg/_42229612_torchwoodbbc203300.jpg

Dawn French.

http://www.calgarysun.com/photos/92967.jpg

http://www.dotsloft.co.uk/images/dfrench_main.jpg

It should be realistic after all, right? :D

LG should play himself. Imagine the deleted scenes on the DVD!

I'd rather not! :eek:

And Gabbly is calling you bitch

No, beer keeps calling me. Over and over again... :p

Dawn French.

http://www.calgarysun.com/photos/92967.jpg

http://www.dotsloft.co.uk/images/dfrench_main.jpg

It should be realistic after all, right? :D

Pfft, Dawn French is too old, you're just a young 'un.

I'd rather not! :eek:
Cameras should follow LG everywhere.


No, beer keeps calling me. Over and over again... :p

Well get beer then get on the gabbly.

Well get beer then get on the gabbly.

Hardly worth it. My gf's gonna be home soon. :(

Hardly worth it. My gf's gonna be home soon. :(

Get her on too. Everyone should be on Gabbly.

Get her on too. Everyone should be on Gabbly.

Um...no. I try to keep the gf and NS as two separate things. I've gotta have something that's just mine.

Um...no. I try to keep the gf and NS as two separate things. I've gotta have something that's just mine.

Pfft, you're just embarrassed by us.

I keep telling my wife that, but she's not buying it. :p

Why not? I'm serious man, that shit would make you teh richz0rz

Pfft, you're just embarrassed by us.

Well, there's that, too. :p

Samuel L. Jackson. Just to prove that a black actor can play a white me convincingly.

Samuel L. Jackson. Just to prove that a black actor can play a white me convincingly.

You were beaten to it -- on page one, I believe. ;)

You were beaten to it -- on page one, I believe. ;)

Damn it. Being witty is such hard work...

Pfft, Dawn French is too old, you're just a young 'un.

How many fat funny women are there in show business? Roseanne is not funny. :p

My choice is rather limited.

How many fat funny women are there in show business? Roseanne is not funny. :p

My choice is rather limited.

Play yourself.
with^
;)

Play yourself.
with^
;)

Y'know, until I saw the white text, I was gonna say that I was so tempted to edit that. :D

How many fat funny women are there in show business? Roseanne is not funny. :p

My choice is rather limited.

I chose to ignore my fattness......and go with someone who could play me......you know if I quit eating and died and then after I decomposed got thin enough to look like her.

oh and Janeane Garofalo? she used to be funny about 10 years ago, haven't heard from her lately.

oh and Janeane Garofalo? she used to be funny about 10 years ago, haven't heard from her lately.

She was never funny.

Y'know, until I saw the white text, I was gonna say that I was so tempted to edit that. :D

We think alike. This should probably be worrying for one of us. Most likely you.

We think alike. This should probably be worrying for one of us. Most likely you.

No, not really. The rest of NSG, though? They should be worried. ;)

No, not really. The rest of NSG, though? They should be worried. ;)

I figured they already were :)

Play yourself.
with^
;)

For now. :p
Although I just found another picture of Dawn French... I wouldn't really mind if she played with me :D

No, not really. The rest of NSG, though? They should be worried. ;)

About what? Clever innuendo? We were having far too little of the recently anyway, so give it your best shot. ;)

For now. :p
Although I just found another picture of Dawn French... I wouldn't really mind if she played with me :D
Dawn French? Really? Meh, whatever floats your boat.
About what? Clever innuendo? We were having far too little of the recently anyway, so give it your best shot. ;)

No, they should be worried about us killing jolt with pic spam. And MAD ;)

Dawn French? Really? Meh, whatever floats your boat.

I think it should be ok to link (http://data1.blog.de/blog/a/annikabryn/img/dawn_french.jpg) to it... ;)


No, they should be worried about us killing jolt with pic spam. And MAD ;)

No innuendo so? Ah well... *wanders off to find it elsewhere*

Preferrably Bob Saget. He is the greatest human being to have ever lived.

Preferrably Bob Saget. He is the greatest human being to have ever lived.

He truly is the illest mothafucka in a cardigan sweater.

I think it should be ok to link (http://data1.blog.de/blog/a/annikabryn/img/dawn_french.jpg) to it... ;)



No innuendo so? Ah well... *wanders off to find it elsewhere*

Soory, I got no innuendo tonight. Another time perhaps.

A movie of my life? That doesn't sound very interesting.

Unless I got an extremely good-looking gay man to play me. John Barrowman will do, I'd watch it then. :D

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42229000/jpg/_42229612_torchwoodbbc203300.jpg

*Drools* Yum!

As for me, apparently I look like Christina Ricci... o.O:
http://interaktiv.vg.no/filmextra/bilder/personer/christina_ricci.jpg
*Shrugs* I guess she'd do.

I'm going to go with a non-blonde Drew Barrymore in one of her more frumpy versions, although part of me wanted to say Angelina Jolie just so I could die happy.

Jack Black?

*shrugs*

http://www.affordablehousinginstitute.org/blogs/us/Clockwork_alex_small.jpg

'nuff said.


As for me, apparently I look like Christina Ricci... o.O:

Was it just me who said that or someone else?

someone name a naturally ginger (orange haired rather than the colour of ginger root) male actor and they can play me.

someone name a naturally ginger (orange haired rather than the colour of ginger root) male actor and they can play me.

Ronald Mcdonald?

Was it just me who said that or someone else?

Just you, but that's the only famous person I've ever gotten, so it works for me. :p

The young me - the star of Ghost Whisperer.
The old me - Elizabeth Taylor.

Why?

Because I was once young, thin and pretty and now I'm old, ugly and fat. It's a natural progression.

i'd like to say Catherine Zeta Jone but it wouldn't be much of a similarity except for hair colour

i'd like to say Catherine Zeta Jone but it wouldn't be much of a similarity except for hair colour

Tink! *pounces*

Y'know, I was just wondering where you'd gotten to.

Bobcat Goldthwait, or B. Bridges...for the life of me I couldn't spell his first name and I don't feel like looking it up.

Though technically, two actors have already portrayed me, because I've used myself as a template for two characters in plays that have been produced. Three if you count the character that everyone thinks is me but totally isn't. But, none of you have heard of any of them or me, so I guess it doesn't matter.

David Wenham (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Wenham), I like his quiet charm & self deprecating humour.

Tink! *pounces*

Y'know, I was just wondering where you'd gotten to.

squeeeeeee!:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

Life's been rather hectic, i've got a full time job now, only just got chance to sort out internet at my new house

squeeeeeee!:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

Life's been rather hectic, i've got a full time job now, only just got chance to sort out internet at my new house

:)

So I take it you'll be with us a lot more often now? ;)

:)

So I take it you'll be with us a lot more often now? ;)

i dunno, i still have work and i'm seeing this guy so i go round his quite a lot but i'll try and get on as much as i can

someone name a naturally ginger (orange haired rather than the colour of ginger root) male actor and they can play me.

Roger Moore?

i dunno, i still have work and i'm seeing this guy so i go round his quite a lot but i'll try and get on as much as i can

Cool. :D