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I went to the Nobel Prize centenary exhibition on Monday.

Here are some photos (http://freshbrainz.blogspot.com/2006/11/take-break-have-nobel-prize.html) that I took!

And I found some yummy edible $0.90 "Nobel prizes".

Do you have any fantasies about winning big prizes like the Nobel or Pulitzer?

Or about Princess Leia bending over... to put a medal on you? ;)

People don't like shiny new medals? :confused:

People don't like shiny new medals? :confused:

I'm sorry to inform you, but the Nobel season is in hiatus at the moment. Please tune in again when it resumes around 11 December.

Exes and ohs from Sweden.

I'm sorry to inform you, but the Nobel season is in hiatus at the moment. Please tune in again when it resumes around 11 December.

Exes and ohs from Sweden.

Ok.

*twiddles thumb*

Ok.

*twiddles thumb*

Only one? How unfortunate. Do help yourself to the pickled herring, then.

This thread has put me to sleep.

Only one? How unfortunate. Do help yourself to the pickled herring, then.

*downs herring with one thumb*

This thread has put me to sleep.

Don't blame your temporal displacement vis-à-vis the properly Eurocentric CET on the thread.

Don't blame your temporal displacement vis-à-vis the properly Eurocentric CET on the thread.

He's right, come to think of it, this is rather boring. :(

Let me think of something else.

*nibbles back of pencil*

He's right, come to think of it, this is rather boring. :(
Let me think of something else.
*nibbles back of pencil*

Well, it is about a Swedish phenomenon that does not involve sex. :\

Well, it is about a Swedish phenomenon that does not involve sex. :\

*searches "swedish sex" on google*

*get 5.27 million hits*

Oh. :(

*searches "swedish sex" on google*

*get 5.27 million hits*

Oh. :(

no way
*goes to see for oneself*

I got: Results 1 - 10 of about 4,160,000 for swedish sex. (0.07 seconds)

Crikey! :eek:

I got: Results 1 - 10 of about 4,160,000 for swedish sex. (0.07 seconds)

Crikey! :eek:

*googles australian sex*

Results 1 - 10 of about 3,350,000 for australian sex. (0.10 seconds)

*googles singaporean sex*

Results 1 - 10 of about 450,000 for singaporean sex. (0.07 seconds)

Man I hate to admit it, but we're fucking amateurs. :(

3,660,00
or
1950 images and they are mostly Gay women, must be something in the water...
*Looks at imposter Fass*

Man I hate to admit it, but we're fucking amateurs. :(

Hey, you just legalised oral sex, and then only between heterosexuals and then only in their homes.

No wonder you've a lot of catching up to do.

I got: Results 1 - 10 of about 4,160,000 for swedish sex. (0.07 seconds)

Crikey! :eek:

me 0.16 seconds
same number of Results

*googles australian sex*

Results 1 - 10 of about 3,350,000 for australian sex. (0.10 seconds)

*googles singaporean sex*

Results 1 - 10 of about 450,000 for singaporean sex. (0.07 seconds)

Man I hate to admit it, but we're fucking amateurs. :(
Ain't it mostly illegal in Singapore?

3,660,00
or
1950 images and they are mostly Gay women, must be something in the water...
*Looks at imposter Fass*

They're not gay. They're just Swedish women. Girl on girl is run of the mill here.

They're not gay. They're just Swedish women. Girl on girl is run of the mill here.

*plans a trip on hearing that*

They're not gay. They're just Swedish women. Girl on girl is run of the mill here.

*prepares migration application*

*googles australian sex*

Results 1 - 10 of about 3,350,000 for australian sex. (0.10 seconds)

*googles singaporean sex*

Results 1 - 10 of about 450,000 for singaporean sex. (0.07 seconds)

Man I hate to admit it, but we're fucking amateurs. :(

me
Results 1 - 10 of about 5,400,000 for australian sex. (0.10 seconds)

Hey, you just legalised oral sex, and then only between heterosexuals and then only in their homes.

No wonder you've a lot of catching up to do.

It's a tough job but somebody's got to do it.

me
Results 1 - 10 of about 5,400,000 for australian sex. (0.10 seconds)

Hey, google doesn't turn in the same number of hits for everyone.

google.com.sg over-represents Swedish sex and under-represents Australian sex.

Bizarre :confused:

They're not gay. They're just Swedish women. Girl on girl is run of the mill here.
Intriguing...
He didn't deny being an imposter!

Hey, google doesn't turn in the same number of hits for everyone.

google.com.sg over-represents Swedish sex and under-represents Australian sex.

Bizarre :confused:

i think you get more on were you are

Hey, google doesn't turn in the same number of hits for everyone.

google.com.sg over-represents Swedish sex and under-represents Australian sex.

Bizarre :confused:

I'd say it would make a difference if you're using a safe search filter too.

i think you get more on were you are

*fantasy involving shiny medals and swedish girls*

Results 1 - 10 of about 18,500,000 for german sex. (0.11 seconds)
:eek: i would think there would be more

Intriguing...
He didn't deny being an imposter!

More like annoying, but I tend to be adept at ignoring it.
Just like I ignore your slanderous accusations.

*fantasy involving shiny medals and swedish girls*

;)

Results 1 - 10 of about 18,500,000 for german sex. (0.11 seconds)
:eek: i would think there would be more

Just add "sheiße."

I went to the Nobel Prize centenary exhibition on Monday.

Here are some photos (http://freshbrainz.blogspot.com/2006/11/take-break-have-nobel-prize.html) that I took!

And I found some yummy edible $0.90 "Nobel prizes".

Do you have any fantasies about winning big prizes like the Nobel or Pulitzer?

Or about Princess Leia bending over... to put a medal on you? ;)
I don't have any fantasies about winning big prices, nor about Princess Leia doing anything (except maybe getting rid of those buns over her ears), but I liked your blog entry. Interesting stuff!

Results 1 - 10 of about 18,500,000 for german sex. (0.11 seconds)
:eek: i would think there would be more

Results 1 - 10 of about 99,500,000 for american sex. (0.05 seconds)

We have all been owned.

Bow down to the Emperor.

Just add "sheiße."

You are sick.

Just add "sheiße."
For fuck's sake, add the "c" already. It's "sch", not "sh". Sheesh.
And whatever happend to Swiss logic?

Just add "sheiße."

No thanks, some things are better left unexplored.

I don't have any fantasies about winning big prices, nor about Princess Leia doing anything (except maybe getting rid of those buns over her ears), but I liked your blog entry. Interesting stuff!

Thank you! :)

*bows*

Now back to the regular threadjackage involving nations, google, sex and shiny medals.

Results 1 - 10 of about 99,500,000 for american sex. (0.05 seconds)

We have all been owned.

Bow down to the Emperor.

Results 1 - 10 of about 94,200,000 for american sex. (0.13 seconds)
at my end
but there is a hole world to look up

Now back to the regular threadjackage involving nations, google, sex and shiny medals.

Yeah, I was feeling all square and disruptive for actually being on topic. :p Shall not happen again.

Thank you! :)

*bows*

Now back to the regular threadjackage involving nations, google, sex and shiny medals.

Results 1 - 10 of about 235,000 for sex and shiny medals. (0.10 seconds)

For fuck's sake, add the "c" already. It's "sch", not "sh". Sheesh.

You know, I returned to the thread to correct that very typo, but seeing how it bends you out of shape, I believe I shall leave it as it is.

And whatever happend to Swiss logic?

He wanted German porn, not Swiss. Hence "scheiße."

Results 1 - 10 of about 94,200,000 for american sex. (0.13 seconds)
at my end
but there is a hole world to look up

Nah. Five cookies say you can't find a nation with more sex hits than USA.

:cool:

You are sick.

Never have I made allusions to the contrary, my theocracy inhabiting Internet stranger.

Never have I made allusions to the contrary, my theocracy inhabiting Internet stranger.

And "sick" was a compliment my herring-offering fellow NSGer.

Why are we theocratic? I only worship chocolate. :confused:

You know, I returned to the thread to correct that very typo, but seeing how it bends you out of shape, I believe I shall leave it as it is.



He wanted German porn, not Swiss. Hence "scheiße."

Typo eh? I prefer to think of it as a rare, genuine Fass mistake. One to be treasured no doubt. ;)

*snip*He wanted German porn, not Swiss. Hence "scheiße."

I thought I understood that, but the thought police came and raided my brain. Oops I meant Polizei.

Nah. Five cookies say you can't find a nation with more sex hits than USA.

:cool:

no you are right they win hands down
i was thinking of Brazil but

Results 1 - 10 of about 7,030,000 for brazil sex. (0.12 seconds)

Typo eh? I prefer to think of it as a rare, genuine Fass mistake. One to be treasured no doubt. ;)

Oh, oh, believe me, they're not as rare as he wants you to think. Not as rare at all. He just has an awful lot of wool at his disposal to pull over unsuspecting eyes. *pats Fassy*

And "sick" was a compliment my herring-offering fellow NSGer.

Why are we theocratic? I only worship chocolate. :confused:

One never knows with you abroadians. And, well, maybe not theocracy exactly, but like a creepy secular version of it, what with the canings and death penalties and morality laws, and most of all, and most important to me, ban on homosexuality.

Disappointing, is all.

Typo eh? I prefer to think of it as a rare, genuine Fass mistake. One to be treasured no doubt. ;)

Don't worry, WYTYG is an avid collector of them.

Oh, oh, believe me, they're not as rare as he wants you to think. Not as rare at all. He just has an awful lot of wool at his disposal to pull over unsuspecting eyes. *pats Fassy*

See. I just haven't the heart to avow to her my poor typing skills and my cheap-ass keyboard. *is patted so that she may be appeased*

no you are right they win hands down
i was thinking of Brazil but

Results 1 - 10 of about 7,030,000 for brazil sex. (0.12 seconds)

There is intelligent horny life out there...

Results 1 - 10 of about 5,090,000 for mercury sex. (0.09 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 3,630,000 for venus sex. (0.03 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 5,180,000 for moon sex. (0.16 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 4,520,000 for mars sex. (0.03 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 2,540,000 for jupiter sex. (0.24 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 2,740,000 for saturn sex. (0.09 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 908,000 for uranus sex. (0.14 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 1,670,000 for neptune sex. (0.17 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 2,840,000 for pluto sex. (0.12 seconds)

Oops I forget pluto is not a real planet now. :cool:

Results 1 - 10 of about 908,000 for uranus sex. (0.14 seconds)

I demand a rec(o)unt!

One never knows with you abroadians. And, well, maybe not theocracy exactly, but like a creepy secular version of it, what with the canings and death penalties and morality laws, and most of all, and most important to me, ban on homosexuality.

Disappointing, is all.

That's not true I...

*gets caught by morality police and dragged away screaming and kicking*

There is intelligent horny life out there...

Results 1 - 10 of about 5,090,000 for mercury sex. (0.09 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 3,630,000 for venus sex. (0.03 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 5,180,000 for moon sex. (0.16 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 4,520,000 for mars sex. (0.03 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 2,540,000 for jupiter sex. (0.24 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 2,740,000 for saturn sex. (0.09 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 908,000 for uranus sex. (0.14 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 1,670,000 for neptune sex. (0.17 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 2,840,000 for pluto sex. (0.12 seconds)

Oops I forget pluto is not a real planet now. :cool:

now iam both :eek: and :confused:

There is intelligent horny life out there...

Results 1 - 10 of about 5,090,000 for mercury sex. (0.09 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 3,630,000 for venus sex. (0.03 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 5,180,000 for moon sex. (0.16 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 4,520,000 for mars sex. (0.03 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 2,540,000 for jupiter sex. (0.24 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 2,740,000 for saturn sex. (0.09 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 908,000 for uranus sex. (0.14 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 1,670,000 for neptune sex. (0.17 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 2,840,000 for pluto sex. (0.12 seconds)

Oops I forget pluto is not a real planet now. :cool:

I'm amazed that this one gets the lowest returns? :confused:

That's not true I...

*gets caught by morality police and dragged away screaming and kicking*

See, that would be hot if the canes were used for sweet, sweet sodomy. But as that is a no-no, you will have to settle for S&M, which is always second grade.

I'm amazed that this one gets the lowest returns? :confused:

And this is the first hit from "uranus sex".

http://www.space.com/sciencefiction/movies/uranus_experiment_000516.html

Things are getting bizarrer and bizarrer...

See, that would be hot if the canes were used for sweet, sweet sodomy. But as that is a no-no, you will have to settle for S&M, which is always second grade.

I thought you said M&Ms... oh. :D

*has a one-chocolate-track mind*

I thought you said M&Ms... oh. :D

*has a one-chocolate-track mind*

Now that is just vile. Maltesers (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maltesers)> Yucky M&Ms.

Now that is just vile. Maltesers (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maltesers)> Yucky M&Ms.

Yum!

:rolleyes:

I'm amazed that this one gets the lowest returns? :confused:

Maybe... um... google doesn't work that way.

Yet.

This turned out to be an interesting thread..

And I no longer want chocolate.

This turned out to be an interesting thread..

And I no longer want chocolate.

:confused:

Not wanting chocolate is like... um... heresy. Yes, that's what it is!

Incidentally...

Results 1 - 10 of about 47,000 for chocolate nobel medals swedish sex. (0.12 seconds)

I just read through the blog and see that you get presented the Nobel prize by the King of Sweden.
Very disappointed. Why isn't Fass handing them out?

Fass, why aren't you?

I just read through the blog and see that you get presented the Nobel prize by the King of Sweden.
Very disappointed. Why isn't Fass handing them out?

Fass, why aren't you?

He would be the Queen, no?

He would be the Queen, no?
Very good point.

Very good point.

Will she be the one who wears the pants at the ceremony? ;)